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  • The fighter at his best!!!

  • You spend a lot of time making Brock videos..hmm, Am I detecting a hidden "man-crush" going on here, maybe you wish you and Lesnar could be "bro-mantic" together?

    Your videos are kind of gay.

    You are a strange person.

  • @whatevpunk What a funny little person. Must be an 11 year old. Run along child, you clearly aren't bright enough yet to be commenting on anything other then:

    1. Grade-school life.

    2. Parental rules you hate.

    3. Wetting the bed.

    4. The horrific image of seeing your mom with the Mailman while dad was away....a vision that will stay with you for a lifetime.

  • Too Funny! Brock is such a dumb ass!

  • @aaronfu2 he is a king i hope you and the guy who made this video get lit on fire

  • I got a big horseshoe up there......LMFAO YES!!!

  • If you see the interviews of Brock Lesnar you will understand the jokes, its very funny.

  • ha ha fucking funny ass shit..

  • Do a new video of him saying chicken salad and chicken shit and mispronouncing ValesKwez! Cheers!

  • Ok, do I go to sleep and make YouTube Videos in my sleep?

    Because this is the EXACT way I think about Brock.

    Not to mention Machida.

    I think I really made these videos in my sleep. =x

  • What the fuck did I just watch?

  • @1029Itachi You just saw how "closet homo" makes a video. This guy who made this video is definately gay.

  • @1029Itachi A gay man's version of humor? The goof that made this is a closet homo, no doubt.

  • @whatevpunk (^_^)

  • LOL

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  • @leblaith he said it dumbass

  • This is why Brock doesn't go online.

  • I never start a morning without a tall, warm glass of Machida piss. Mm-mm! Gives me the edge...and liver problems!

  • @Kosyghin lol

  • LMFAO 0:26-0:32

  • What the fuck did you go back in time?

  • awesome

  • "Cant wait to get on top of my wife tonight, so she can flip me over and fist my ass....i got a big shoe horn up there"...hahahahaha

  • @shakiralover2004 its horse shoe not shoe horn

  • bhrockin knewsssss ........ hlots happnin minisoda

  • trollolol

  • wtf is machidas piss?.... and where can i get some?

  • @SystemofaJake1 I think Shogun piss would be more helpful.

  • hell fucking yeah cain valasquez in champ. this video made my fucking day. i still love brock lesnar though.

  • here comes the PAIN; in the ass

  • LOL FIST MY ASS HOLY SHIT that made my day...

  • LOL'd hard at "BROCKING NEWS"

  • i dont listen to anything he says. i just listen to voice. sounds weird.......

  • well...HERE COMES THE PAIN!

  • you need a better scriptt

  • rrhocking nhews..... (plugged up nose)

  • 0:29 LMFAO!!!

  • LOLOLOL

  • Can I buy a Machida Piss T-Shirt?

  • yes justice has been made, brock lesnar isnt the champ no more. about time

  • I hate that guy right there!

  • @Insertclevernickname just an FYI. the statement about Brock Lesnar having a black body is an actual statement that came out of Brocks own mouth. He did actually say that in an interview.

  • Black man genes? Lol, its hilarious how the MSM portrayes blacks as stronger, and whites almost always as ineffectual and weak. Each race has its strong points, and anyone who thinks blacks are the stronger, really needs to watch a "worlds strongest man" competition, almost ALL Scandinavians and Polish. MMA, almost perfectly balanced to represent all races, baskettball-blacks, hockey-whites. The Lord made us equal, but unique. Then u got Tiger Woods....hehe.

  • A Big Horse-shoe? WTF???

  • its dont realy know why everybody hates brock, he have proved to be a top guy in the ufc, so ppl who says he cant fight, is mistaken, hes smart in the cage, hes strong, he can take much punishment, and have good stamina.

    its realy childish to rage on him coz he is a good fighter

  • @potetgulle LOL...

  • im a brock fan and this shit is funny lol

  • brock! he's the baddest man on the planet....except for every other mma fighter...in any weight class..proffesional or not

  • ...SO SHE CAN FLIP ME OVER AND FIST MY ASS!!! lololol

  • @simmy0987 AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

  • hahahaha nice video 

  • lool

  • i can't wait to get on top of my wife tonight... so she can flip me over and fist my ass. hahahahahaha

  • I GOT A BIG HORSE SHOE UP THERE!!! HAHAHAHA

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

  • lol shits funny... im still a big ass brock lesnar fan

  • What? American humour sucks so bad sometimes....

  • k, id like to see you do what brock lesnar did, he had a fatal sickness, he couldnt fight for a year, but he came back strong. while yourr just there making fun of his accomplishments because your a fat ass

  • @lilgoalieman strong? he was getting the shit kicked out of him before carwin gassed, fat ass..

  • @MrWallyishere

    hah fatass? i workout 3 times a week, i train Gracie Jiu jitsu and kickboxing. and why dont you get a fatal sickness, get beat up and still win.. Thought so

  • @lilgoalieman

    Video games don't count, kid.

  • @lilgoalieman

    his "fatal sickness", otherwise known as fear.

    He's a liar, plain & simple, and he's not very good at fighting, never has been.

  • @spymak7 yeah fear won him the HW championship of the world right turd boy?

  • guys who weigh the same as brock = brocks worst night mare :O

  • @mgarza956 Yeah... because I'm sure Choi Hong Man could beat Brock, right? He's about 30 lbs bigger than Brock, and Brock would still take him down and pound on his face.

  • you hate lesnar so much ......dont no why hes a cool beast.

  • put ur talents to better use pleeease... this is pretty funny tho

  • this isn't even funny.. id like to say it isn't funny anymore, but it was never funny. get a life.

    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAA­­AAAAAAAAAAATCH

  • Next fight; I will put money on it...Carwin will devastate him!

  • @matrix13thfloor hahahaha ur ass was wrong

  • @420kevinsmith You didn't read the comment, did you?

    "NEXT FIGHT..."

    NOT LAST fight...lol

    I know Carwin got beat (barely); but NEXT fight I bet Carwin devastates him.

  • @matrix13thfloor Brock will have more in his arsenal by then. Shane has had and always will have the one punch KO power, but that's it. If he doesn't catch Brock with it though, he's going to get put on his ass and get pounded. If he doesn't stop taking those supplements too, his acidosis with kick back in, but if he does stop taking them, he'll lose some of that strength and motivation he had.

  • @rednek316 I detest that bully, and I hope Carwin devastates him. Carwin's only problem there was he went all out and reserved nothing. This is his inexperience showing. I doubt very much he'll make that mistake again.

    He has trained himself for pure, raw, explosive power; which he 100% had way more of than Brock...in fact, it looks like he might be stronger too. However, he didn't learn to retain some of his energy, he's smart; he won't make that mistake again.

  • @matrix13thfloor That's the only reason why you give him credit either, because you despise him. Carwin's problem was also being loaded up on supplements, his limbs froze up because of acidosis for a couple seconds. I'm guessing you haven't seen Brock's training though huh?Brock trains like an animal, he puts all his heart into everything he does, and nobody but him would've taken the punches Carwin threw, and still come out with a win. Brock is 100% determination, Idk what you're talkin' about.

  • thats fucked

  • Lesnar is an athlete but that is all he got ! And at least, the small video miss of his voice. I mean you should work better on his vocals !

  • Is brock racist?

    :O

  • @J0ker4u Who fucking cares? What does it matter to you?

    Anyway, Brock sucks. Fight should have been stopped multiple times in the first.

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  • @EndOfYourDays Why should it have been stopped? He won the fight, Josh Rosenthal is a great ref, and was unbiased towards the situation. Brock was still concious, and wasn't stunned, that's why he was able to clinch again with about 1:30 left, he was still coherent. You just think it should've been stopped because you don't like Brock.

  • @rednek316 Wasn't stunned, eh? I wonder why he hit the ground then.

  • @EndOfYourDays I meant he wasn't stunned the entire time, the fight doesn't automatically stop if you get rocked for 5 seconds dude. Yes, he was in danger the whole time Shane was beating on him, but nothing that should've been stopped. He was still coherent enough to clinch with Shane a prevent more of the onslaught. Then once he had the minute to get himself together and think out a plan, he did just that. In Lesnar's 3-4 years of training he's more well-rounded than Shane, imagine next fight.

  • @rednek316 Have you, or have you not seen fights stopped for much less?

  • @EndOfYourDays I have, and 90% of those stoppages were caused by Dan Miragliotta. Why he's a referee at pro level is beyond me.

  • @rednek316 Turtling up, and not doing ANYTHING to advance position = stoppage. If that's the case. Tito shouldn't have lost against Chuck the second time.

  • @EndOfYourDays He sat still for 5-10 seconds, and was still doing his best to defend. If it looked like he was ready to give up, Josh Rosenthal would've stopped it. He's a good ref, I think he knows what he's doing.

  • @rednek316 Way longer than that. Way longer...

  • He doesn't like Brock because Brock has poor ethics I would take it a step further and be vulgar but I don't want to do that either the point is I really don't like Brock myself he got very lucky defeating Shane Carwin. If they had a rematch Shane would kill him this time!.. (I have no respect for Brock and Shane has the best ethics by far!..)

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  • lmao

  • hahaah good video

  • Hahahaha....good god

  • funny

  • yeah how about brock sticks a horseshoe up your corny ass? you would like that wouldn't you. you made all these gay ass vids and for what. Brock owned last night. does that make you sad. hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @swellymp I agree

  • thats a good one lol

  • I'm subscribing...you fucking rock.

  • Just plain retarded.

    You sound sort of stupid too.

    Get a job and get off of You Tube with your stupid.."humor"..Dumb.

  • He should be the fourth guy in Family guy now that Cleveland is gone.

  • i allmost died at the end

    DRINK CHEETA PISS THEN FLIP ME OVER AND FIST MY ASS LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @BastardGuy421 he said machida's piss

  • OH!

    thanks

    im shure u can see how id

    fuck that up

  • @BastardGuy421 lyoto machida

  • im a lesnar fan and thats hilarious.

  • i guess buktomsin got beat up earlier

  • @DanielSel whille there's no such thing as white gene's only 2 african types and 2 asian... hence the term "caucasian"... the asians who traveled through the caucas mountains... oh and fedor is the other asian so diferent gene pool dummy head:) so its kinda like you dont exist just blacks and asians, your just an off_branch degenerating hillbilly that is usually consumed by a mixture of mut gene's:) sry i dont think anyone would claim you:)

  • pretty stupid, 10 year old humour.

  • @Lukex29 well here's a ten yr. old thumbdown :)

  • @Lukex29 agreed. pretty lame especially since brock took it took snatchface carwin last night.

  • you dont sound like brock at all. thats the best you could do? a retarded 7 year old could do better than that.

  • LOL!!!

  • @DanielSel ahhahahah keep talking white genes can suck my massive penis its all about brazil you fat hill billy now go f your sister before your dad does

  • Fuckin LOL

  • I fucking LOVE this hahahahahah

  • Interesting

  • I cant wait to get ontop of my wife tonight so she can flip me over and fist my ass... i got a big horse shoe up there

  • I fucking cried laughing so hard at the fist my ass part

  • lol you indeed do hate lesnar. i used to not like him because he came from wwe but i dont care hes amazing in the octagon he will beat shane with his wrestling. funny video ahaha

  • BAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAA

  • fedor would destroy Lesnar or any other ufc pussy

  • Yeah Lesnar is pussy he got scared of Kurt Angle!!!!

  • @TheFuzzynandez wwe = scripted my friend, you would be shitting yourself if you were in the same ring as brock was ;)

  • @lepoloistedu17 No body can take a joke now adays. Who ever took me serious is an idiot.

  • @TheFuzzynandez Point taken ^^

  • dont quit your day job pal. Just not at all funny, sorry.

  • @Hollsdad1 agreed. he went to alot of work. now what. lesnar is the man!!

  • It would of been funny if it was Michole Moore. Thumbs down on this video.

  • not funny.

  • MUR

  • The flip me over and fist my ass got me. Way to finish strong.

  • lol case of machida's piss

  • WHAT IS THIS STUFFFF.

  • oh my god thats some funny shit! the fisting part is what made me laugh hard.

  • hahaha these are funny

  • she's going to flip me over and fist my ass LOL

  • ...flip me over and fist my ass...LAWL!!!!!!!

  • wtf

  • thats shite a waste of 36 seconds

  • hahahah

    flip me over and fist my ass!!

    hahahaha

    thats great

    oh man i laughed so hard

    brock is a fucking joke

  • ah ha hah

  • yo all of u should stfu cuz kenny florian will kill u nigger

  • YO YO YO that's racist, yo!!

  • man...you really hate lesnar dont you lmao

  • why? cuz he was a pro wrestler ?  lol he destroyed frank mir haha so shut up

    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAATCH

  • @Wdd4lif3 everybody hates chris, EVERY ONE hates lesnar

  • NAGGERS!!!

  • hahaha

  • lol, this is making fun of his UFC 100 antics.

    where is the the "black genetics" from?

  • @777Skeptic From his ESPN Magazine interview

  • @777Skeptic

    Brock said in an interview:

    “I got the genetics of–not to get into racism or anything–but I’m built like a black man. Would you say so?”

  • i'm just sayin.. ur gay

  • This fails on so many levels.

  • this is funny, all the haters just have big horse shoes up their asses

  • gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

  • hmmmm, guess this must be one of those not funny jokes right?

  • You might be right. You also might be more sad than you can ever percieve me to be. Go have a good cry or something.

  • who ever made this should kill themselves

  • Funny

  • minnesotians! thats as funny as test fans being called the testicles!

  • this would have been good if it was actually fuckin funny. worthless cunt, shitty video

  • worst thing i have ever seen

  • Concerning the last comment, I will stand by my first comment.

  • it was funny at the end lol. the beginning was gay.

  • its called a build up, assneck.

  • I looked at your page. No one likes you lol. I bet you get off on insults. Bet you like to cum in your mouth every time you insult som1. W/E cyberpunk, I'm not offended by a loser.

  • I'll buttfuck your nigger mother in her balloon knot busted open asshole AND THEN ILL TAKE SHIT COVERED COCK AND FEED IT TO YOUR DADDY'S OPEN MOUTH YOU NIGLET

  • your name pretty much describes you. You can have fun commenting no life. wont reply back since you must be half brain dead.

  • @BlackHoleSlut

    lol.

    'Niglet'

  • This whole video was really retarded just like the retard who created this video, ur not a human being u mother fucker.

  • i dont get it...

  • i didnt laugh until the 2 last lines...then i laughed out loud...omg the image of sable fisting brock lesnar...LOL...omg i cant even type...

  • what are you 12 years old?

  • its a comedy video my friend, im supposed to laugh.

  • Meh. 4/10 only because the animation is decent.

  • wtf?

  • Brockin' News!!

  • Why does he sound like a redneck? He's from Minnesota!

  • LMFAO