ZACH GALIFIANAKIS: LIVE AT THE PURPLE ONION

[wilbur51488]

Funny man but that ADD and Ford Focus joke was ripped off of Bo Burnham in a song he did a few years ago.

[cakeonaplate]

wow hes hawt

[TwintyEpicMonkeys]

My Brother has ADD it's funny becouse he drives a ford FOCUS :p But he didn't laugh becouse he was desctracted by a squirrel XD

[dork74]

One of the BEST stand-up specials of ALL-TIME

[jklolbrbjk]

i love him in movies but Gabriel Iglesias way funnier live on stage

[thatguy1035]

he told a joke and someone thought it wasn't funny we shall find him and make him watch hours of zg`

[YoungJezus]

R.I.P Ryan Dunn

[suzieq0008]

Totally dig you

[BrendanWhelan]

all of his jokes go right into my head 

[itanimullitenretni]

Haha, his stuff goes over most peoples heads. Why do you think he was on Tim and Eric? This is anti-comedy my friends. Sure some of his jokes are good for a chuckle, but the genius behind it really is that it is so bad and amateur, so awkwardly presented, that it's funny. Some people just don't like/get that sort of humor.

[mongration]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... how lame

[randomsk8ter1818]

i stand corrected

[randomsk8ter1818]

how can sombody be this funny he is a god! right next to chuck norris

[KaS10592]

@randomsk8ter1818 except that chuck norris isn't a god, he was killed by bruce lee in return of the dragon 2, bruce lee is a god.

[wsc3able]

does anyone know what the music being played at the beginning is?

[USOA]

@wsc3able its "jerry and the 132st gang, cresent moonlight symphony"

[fuzzammett]

He is from Crete!!! I am proud!

[fundy76]

he has incredible timing and pausing and also has a large hairy penis that i want to gobble up like dick nixon on a lyposuction juicer

[420brandyn]

Zachs Dad: " you have a great last name. It starts with a Gal... and ends with a kiss..."

Zach: "Well thats great dad but can we change it to Galifianakfuck"

Zach:"im named after my grandad, my middle name is named after my grandad, its Zach Grandad Galifiankis."

Zach: "hey im not gonna be mean, im not gonna say hey fuck you old man... shut the fuck up Carol i moved on"

Always maks me laugh

[tainaismyhoe]

Zach and I are going to have babies. Mmmmmmm, Zach <3

[enj06]

0:30

[enj06]

:30

[greengeckofeet]

HOLY CRAP ITS THE GUY FROM CLOSE ENCOUNTERS

[wetspaghettient]

we make people laugh. come watch ; )

[Geardudez]

this guy is my new hero.

[SLNTKLLA13]

i think only a god could make him laugh.

[tomahawk27]

i dont have to fuck a cracker do i?

[petruss]

@andytsa grazyy..........

[TotallyySketch]

@andytsa are you kidding me? fuck albania you muslim prick

[rical800]

@andytsa

What? you are so stupid. The great albanian cause? You forget that where albania is now it was us who lived there.. I don't have anything against americans but with albanian pricks yes i do. You must be mentaly disabled or something to write in youtube don't support greek support the albanian cause doesn't that make you a racist?

[metalabyss1]

@andytsa lmao Your views on the Greeks don't matter to anyone. "Oh No! I read on the internet that Greeks killed people! Lets not support this guy because he is Greek even though he has no connection to those murders what so ever!". Ahh. The ignorant persons take on life is hilarious.

[KolYma89]

RIP ZACH

[joec100]

DAMNIT!!, I GOTTA SELL THIS MOTHER FUCKER!!

favourite part, rofl

[xxfacexfacexx]

This man is the best. The best part of Out Cold (so terribly underrated). Why did it take me so long to find his stand-up?

[karolingis]

there's god.

and then there's zach galifianakis.

[KrajeskisRule]

he stole the joke at :59 from bo burnham

[jimbobjohn1234567890]

@KrajeskisRule .......or vice versa since this was in 2001 and bo said it in 2003

[TearsOfWar1]

"Hookers don't like to snuggle" - Zach Galifianakis

[Blackout772]

Is it just me...or is he sort of cute? .-. I'm not gay...and I'm not even a guy :D But yeah he is sort of in the slightest bit cute.

[jimbobjohn1234567890]

@Blackout772 id do him, both analy and penily

[Blackout772]

@jimbobjohn1234567890 Thanks for sharing that, Jimbob John :'3 It's something everyone needed to know :'D

[neverpressthesamekey]

Anyone know what song/piece is playing at the beginning of this movie (not the piano part)

[txcallahan]

Hangover was funny and you kno it, its ok to laugh at a movie even when other people like it, and nobody is impressed with the fact you have known about him for years.

[jimbobjohn1234567890]

@txcallahan i was kind of impressed.  i was thinking about how impressive it was for most of my day

[LOSEALLFOR1LOVE]

i saw him on bored to death at first, hes funny on that show

[Pennst411]

OMG! It's Alan!

[ac360lover17]

He was funny in the Hangover, YES, but he was WAY funnier here... And I am getting SOOOO FUCKING TIRED of people seeing this clip and saying "OMG it's Alan!!!" aeorighjkznv

[OmynameischrisO]

hes really funny but he stole the focus joke from bo burnham

[jibninja5000]

@OmynameischrisO: what's your name?

[OmynameischrisO]

my name is chris hence the name omynameischriso

[SupaChard89]

You think so? You think a grown man stole a joke from a kid, or do you think it's the other way around?

[OmynameischrisO]

my bad your right. i thought this was a new video coming out burnham posted that joke a year ago, this is from three. guess bo burnham stole the joke

[SupaChard89]

I guess the date right next to the video was too hard to see at first. Comedians steal shit from other comedians, that's a fact.

[Stixnstonez49]

he made that joke before Bo burnham you dumb fuck

[OmynameischrisO]

did you forget how to read? we already went over that.

[wunderfool1973]

Haven't laughed that hard at a movie for at least 10 years. The guy is crazy funny.

[TheBlackMonster74]

I like how this guy became a star overnight. Im glad though haha he really did need the spotlight hes hilarious.

Hahaha a year ago nobody knew who this guy was lol

[chandromeda]

overnight? he's been in movies and tv for YEARS and nobody knew crap about him until the hangover, which was kind of a crap movie but he was the best thing about it. met him at sasquatch fest a week before that movie came out. he's the best man on the planet.

[TheBlackMonster74]

@chandromeda

exactly thats what i meant I know he was in many movies and such before, but nobody knew of him. After that movie he became a star though. lol Im on your side man, hahaha chill.

[headshot303]

I've been watching his shit for years man! And yeah the hangover was pretty bad and he was the best thing about that movie...

[srf12288]

That show The amazing Race...

Is that about White people?

Ha its funny if your white.

[mrhun2009]

its not funny if YOU'RE illiterate.

[Nikolette11]

@srf12288

Actually that's funny if you know that it's said only for comedic purposes, has nothing to do with what race you are.

[inflamespinball]

"I hope i'm pronouncing that right" hahaha

[druglover200]

he was so funny in the hangover..

[JNdigital]

I'd LOVE to see Zack G live; nonetheless, these videos & DVD's crack me the up!!

[wmorrison13]

The same thing happened to me! Exept after awhile I remembered watching this guy as a kid, but didn't recognize him with the beard. He looks like santa now.

[dracorider]

Yeah, he commented somewhere that he looked like a young Santa. :P

[thewizardninja]

Yeah those squirrels are pretty distracting.

[osiris8605]

hell yeah double fistin beers during the standup

[maicerizturis]

this is the funniest man on the face of the earth in the history of time. I dedicate this comment to mr. galifianakis. he is truly a god among men, and we should all worship the ground he walks on. truly a great, great, man. I mean god. Hail the almighty Zach!!!

[lexbarac]

@conoro2287 Who is your favorite?

[6Hatred6Darkness6]

@maicerizturis ur nuts hahahahahaha jk jk

[GTAIV4PS3]

hey, bo burnham stole that joke. this was from late 06 early 07

[Jowind]

you really think he stole it? with all the original shit bo burnham comes up with, you think he'd slip some plagiarism in just for kicks? you don't think it's more likely that two people can get the same result from the same set of words when looking for wordplay?

really?

[lunchbox3904]

:38 is the best part LOL

[argusboognish]

Lunchbox? Adich, is that you?

[Ben0087]

ahahaha at the amazing race

[c1k3]

aw man, except for the burp part, they used the least funny bits of the purple onion gig for this trailer.

[heimlichkeit]

i think because all the good parts would have to be censored

[GregBass]

Yes - it's Zach after shaving...

[LSDCoatedBrain]

Is this the one that has the interview with Zack's "brother"?

[artistsandbox]

Yep, Seth.

[AintNoDevil]

I thought he was funny but the Seth interveiw was kinda strange...like really strange...I thought it mighta been another character of his but this is the first I've ever seen of him

[TheBrainTrustFilms]

because its random.

[Stinkfist423]

Tell me your joking?lol if not i just about pissed myself reading your comment.

[bpp311]

beacuse when u have add u have a hard time focusing and the cars called a focus,stupid

[xPhantomPoopx]

you could of really left the 'stupid' part out

[deepfriedbabyguts]

whaaaat?>

[TonyIsotope]

@bpp311 lol, give up on life man

[ireland0619]

he does vvv

[bkexecutioner]

he kinda looks like Ryan Dunn from jackass.

[m2frogger]

I'm happy that I'm not the only one that noticed that.

[sessionahole]

He does!! Reminds me of vocalist from The Absence

[killthefakes666]

i'm buying this!

[TomMorello914]

i love this guy he is so random but everything he says is funny

[elasticmachinery]

does anyone know the what song is on the ending credits?

[rockerduff1231]

i love deadpan humor. by far the most complex style of comedy around. and morons like carlos mencia and dane cook constantly yell at you joke after joke...you can only take so much

[Tommsizemore]

this is the funniest scam ever, he doesnt even have to say anything

[italoblu]

want to like him! not so far.

[mozart20dlubos]

I'm black and I love the 'amazing race' joke. I'm even thinking of using it, but my friends are irritating liberals, so they might not laugh, or worse, they might feign self-righteous indignance. And, to be honest, the white race IS an amazing race. They've done some amazingly nasty things, but they've done equally amazingly great things. Either way, they're amazing, and that's the point. The word 'amazing' doesn't necessarily have to have a positive connotation, so don't read too much into it.

[Seedr0]

Even if it is racist...

If it's a joke and it's racist I don't care, if someone is serious about it then I would.

[lilbuddhanic]

i'm white and i loved that joke too. all brands, colors, creeds are amazing...we have all contributed and we have all done nasty things but in the end we have survived and thrived...together despite the best efforts of some to tear us apart!

[sacraticus]

if u hate him so much then why are you watching him on you tube?what black comic isn't racist?and didnt kramer give you money to shut the fuck up?

[grandpaegg]

Nobody cares if you're black.  But, you're definately an idiot. Zach isn't racist you moron.

[maxmonty]

pretty sure bo burnham stole his joke about ford focus drivers having a.d.d.

[markattack]

okay.

[markattack]

Zach Galifianakis = Seth Galifianakis

Same dude, dude.

[legend566]

Considering "Seth" says, "Zach is racist...he even hates most whites," should tell you that he is joking.

[d1rtejerz]

Seriously. Youtube seems to attract some of the most dim, ignorant, easily led morons on the planet. "Seth Galifianakis" IS Zach Galifianakis. It's just another one of his fake characters. How slow are some of you people?

[Seedr0]

I pity anyone who could watch Seth thinking that it is not an indescribably awesome character (my favorite of his acts as well).

[CJAnonymous]

Proof or it didn't happen.

[KriegerDesHasses]

It's hard to get a table for one at Chuckie Cheese LOL!

INT3RNAUT, racist related jokes are always the greatest.

!!

[Xonaluar]

i desagree...russel peters tells great jokes and aren't racist at all

[KriegerDesHasses]

desagree? aren't racist?

Zach isn't even racist, Sherlock. Him even linking The Amazing Race to be a racist joke is brilliant in itself.

[Xonaluar]

i said the jokes weren't racist not the comedians dude...i know my inglish isn't the best but at least try to understand it. and yes i desagree...racist jokes are awful

[twilson2821]

am i the only one in the world who does not think russel peters is a good comedian?

[Seedr0]

Well I think he is GOOD...

...just no where near the brilliance of Zach.

[INT3RNAUT]

I really like Zach, most of his stuff is amazing. But...Is he a racist? (Is the amazing race about white people)

[idefineweird]

so in which fiona apple video does he appear?

[tophat753]

not about love.

[ThatDevilsBlue]

haha i love everyone who has dissed dane cook on here so far, because your all right...dane cook is an overrated, loud, attention hungry tool...there is nothing original about his act...i love zach, hes my favorite, along with Jim Gaffigan, nick swardson and lewis black

[IamKEIL]

Nice list, I have seen Gaffigan and Swardson live, love them both

[GrishAnnug]

Lewis Black.... yuck. Gaffigan, Galifianakis, Eugene Mirman, Michael Ian Black, David Wain... I love them so much. Very, very funny people.

[RussianAssassin21]

AND LOUIS CK!!!

[xfubar]

and don't forget Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Patton Oswalt, David cross and the almighty Doug Stanhope.

and Louis CK is the most underrated comedian in America

[RussianAssassin21]

Just found out that Paul F. Tompkins' stand-up is extremely funny. Everyone, check him out. He's the guy that introduces Tenacious D all of the time at that bar.

[maicerizturis]

steven wright

[ofEvanAndChan]

The segment from :37 until :47 may be one of the funniest things I've ever watched. He's a really funny guy.

[ohhoe]

Ugh, I love him.

[smek2]

The Beard! :D

[natapete1]

funniest man alive, tj

[EgoGamaoKDerno]

lol i'm Greek and he pronounces it wrong. but it's ok. i guess.

[revenuesharing]

???????

[mattwazhear]

Zach FTW.

=]

such a funny dude. the naapc and madd. lolololol.

[BroOfNoWhereComedy]

i gave up on Dane Cook when he started making gay ass romantic comedies....zach is the shit

[magicsalad2]

i know its sad but i thank dane cook for getting me into comedy with his comedy for the masses appeal. but after seeing real comics like zach and many others i could never go back

[blueshirt12]

these people get it - dane cook is an *entertainer* not a comedian.  there isn't one joke in his 'act'. he's just entertaining to watch because he makes me feel better about my life as an comic.

[ikserg3]

Dane Cook is a complete waste of space. He is the ultimate douchebag, jackass, prick, dick-headed, overrated piece of shit to ever perform a stand up act.

AND, It's "a comic" NOT "an comic" genius. No wonder you think Dane Cook is "entertaining."

[jimbobjohn1234567890]

@ikserg3 if u dont think something is entertaining then u r too incompetent to find it. everything can be entertaining and dane cook is funny to fun people. ALSO if u r resorting to correcting grammar, it is because ur argument doesn't hold water. learn to have fun and stop being an over dramatic downer.

[KriegerDesHasses]

I can't believe they made another Ernest movie LOL

[AndrewKalember]

hey dane cooks ok...but he is better

[0ne2many15]

Dane cook is the biggest joke of a comedian i have ever seen he thinks he is the greatest of all time.. Galifianakis RULES!!!!!!!!!

[AngryFrogs]

Dane Cook really is a worthless hack! I'm so glad other people say it! Fuck he's so stupid!

[blackout8300]

hahaha! This guy is so brilliant, I cannot wait to see him perform in September....and yea Dane Cook does steal his material and shouldn't even be considered a comedian. He's a worthless hack!!

[FlyingFossa]

this guy is a genius

[Tucknrollgrampa]

This guys is amazing.

[Avoryne]

dane cook sux now,i'm sorry

[loseryouser]

Dane cook always sucked.

[maicerizturis]

HE YELLS REALLY LOUD

[kickdoor02]

I think you mean, who doesn't Dane Cook steal jokes from.

[grenadeserenade]

I think Dane Cook writes his own jokes. No one else could be that unfunny.

[misterpickles530]

nice. three cheers cheers for drunk college stanky one night stand poon! (what id say to get dane cook in the mood to do stand up)

[buffness80]

who does Dane Cook steal jokes from? F'in liar!!

[grayfox444]

lewis CK

[grayfox444]

is who dane steals from, most often.

[RussianAssassin21]

Louis CK.  And yes, Dane Cook jacks his shit and makes it terrible.