YouTube Traditional Irish Sing-Along (You Make The Lyrics!)

[willdabeast0305]

I know this is is old, but I just have to say

"In heaven there is no fun"

Who ever thinks that must be dumb.

So when I go to heaven,

I think I'll replay FF7.

[ChelseaJadesLYRICS]

-_-

[2013charger]

in heaven there are no hops, we all hop for the hope of hops.

[BLACKanimebrother]

in heaven there is no metal

those damn hymns are faaar too settle

i'd rather stay here and rooooock

.......

i got nothin, lol

[VincentKWolfwood]

In heaven there are no wives!

So go wack a damn be hive!

You'll get to sleep in late!

And not worry about the date!

You'll get to be a man!

Without-getting hit with a frying pan!

You'll get to stare at girls butts!

While people call you nuts!

[iknowchristalena]

I heaven there's no pot.

But here we've got a lot.

So, while we still have pot.

Just smoke all you've got.

[sora100100]

HAHAHAHA

nice one

[gingles2]

In heaven , there is no fear, so I'll do what I like and no one will care.

I'll eat and Drink, till the cows come home, and if I want , i'll even get stoned.

[dannylawrence1400]

In heaven there is no beer, it's the cure to what we fear, It makes us wanna sing, (Pause of 3 steady beats) "you sexy thing" :P So girl come on down, let loose that awful frown, you can also drink with us! we'll go home on the bus, and if we can't find our way, then we'll find somewhere to stay, and as i run out of words to say, my friends, good day!!!!! hehe hope you like it lol

[Iwuzlikeduuh]

i like waffles

waffles, waffles

waffles, even more waffles

cuz waffles are ftw

sooooo ftw

heeellll yeaaaaaaaa

[bladedoodle]

in heaven there is no cheers

theres just a bunch of queers

because no matter how much they leer i still wanna drink my beer!

(pause

I will never be able to fear

when i wanna drink my beer

cause,

heaven aint got no beeeeeeer!

lol

[dynoburger]

whoops on the top it should start out

in heaven there is no cheers

theres just a bunch of queers

(its just a rhyme, dont get mad)

[dynoburger]

so while were drinkin here we aint gonna fuckin share... so all you guys beware, you'll be hit by a flyin chair... excuse me if i offended, see im already a little drunk i was peein in the bushes then was attacked by a rabid skunk... and now im running outta rhymes so i think ill end it here i feel like im gonna pass out and ZZZzzzZZZzzzZZZ

[ozzie679]

isn't this a german song

[KamiDisturbed]

In heaven there is no fun

Will you just point me with your gun

And when u pull the trigger

youll be the mother---

OR!

In heaven there is no porn

When evry genital is torn

all we can do is drink

this beer that is so pink

I could make lot of theese so...

[CobbTheGreat]

Has anyone noticed that if you stop the video at the right time this guy looks alot like seth rogan?

[jecker19000]

lulz

[Aloverssoulz]

I'm irish :P I can do an accent XD.

[rockout12345678910]

in heavan there r no cloths so we all sadly look like hoes lol

[rockout12345678910]

in heavan there is no coths

[Dinnomicx]

In heaven there is no tear, so drink beer without fear!  If heaven won't ring the bell, then I would have to tell, and go drink our beer in hell!

How ya like dem mate?

[ilvhorses123]

i will love to share your beer

[sonofZekie]

in heaven there is no lauw

on earth make them peas

in heaven they meyk them shea

we wont make them ehnaou beit

[metaladdicted15]

Nice Shirt, Super Mario is cool :)

O.K. my lyrics(just made this while typing ;):

"In Heaven, there is no me,

That's too bad, if you see,

When I am in Hell,

Angels'll be ringing all the bells"

I'm quite  content with it, hope you like it too ;)

[somethingfunny1234]

roflmao

[DauthiPsycho]

LOL you're a funny dude!

[SublimeMatt]

AND ILL HAVE TO STEAL THEIR BEER AND WE'LL SHARE THE BEER IN HEAVEN!

(I like that ;D)

[brianstockigt1]

go for hill so it is

[Mammonthdesu]

it's damn hard doc O.o....

i started with:

In Heaven there is no rock

that's why angels are pop

uahuhauhauhauhuaha

[kurvas12peligrosas]

in heven theres are no sluts ,

they're probbably grabing there buts

this is retarded XD

[gerounimouss]

are you gay "carademonda"

[TheKrackdaw]

In heaven there's no video games,

they're probably in hells flames.

So play 'em right after birth

because they're only here at earth.

[flipskaterdave]

In heaven there are no hot chicks,

they're all obese or as thin as sticks,

the fat ones weigh a ton of bricks,

and the thin ones break like twigglets.

[Fostersfreak973]

thats funny shit man! use this 1 daniel!

[GalwayChick]

I'm irish lol

[nollidazar]

i have that shirt! i love it!

[killmaster]

"in Heaven there is no Porn.

that's why we get wood in the morn.

if ever your friends should scorn.

just ignore and keep watching all the porn."

[JohnnnyJism]

Im irish so i got a real kick out of this!

[guitarliam5]

In heaven there is no fries.

And God, well he denies,

The fries they are ate here,

now lets all go kill some deer.

Thats the first thing that came to mind :P

[saberkilany42]

WTF that was gay

[MrWMDs14]

In heaven there is no beer thats why we drink it here even though sam adams up there the beer just stays down here even when we are drunk thats why we go down there then we have fun....oh fuck we are in hell.....LOL thats all I got

[gocuathotmail]

in heaven there is no beer thats why we drink it here we drink to much and fall around and wake up sensitive to all sound and God and the angels are all free we just think when our next beer will be people watch and people stair while the sound of puke fills the air we drink all day and all night most of us dont give a shite but will come the day when u will die and no beer you'll see with ur eye and news will spread of ur death while friends pray "has he found heaven yet"

[gocuathotmail]

ps im actually irish YAY

[MrWMDs14]

Im irish to dude stop tryin to kiss ass just so yours is picked

[gocuathotmail]

im not tryin to kiss ass i was simply making the point that i am actually irish

altho iv never heard this song b4

[MrWMDs14]

thas nice I really dont care....but whatever !IRISH POWER!

[gocuathotmail]

stop saying your irish ya sad little prick, your american not irish now shut up

[MrWMDs14]

Well your a stupid fuck im irish yea but i live in America dumb fuck

[JohnnnyJism]

Yeh well Im actually irish,from Ireland!

Anyway yeh thats because Daniel WROTE this song thats why you havent heard it,or rather the youtubers wrote it.

[kolton777]

Iva Benna LookN for a Good Drink!

Iva benna LookN for a Good Laday!

iva beena LookN for a good uhhhhh......

their you go!

[wow3freak]

In heaven there is no weed

And that is my only need.

If you dont like this Rock,

You can suck my cock.

[charliecheddar23]

weed is for fucking high schoolers grow up fucking shit head

[SonnyWyatt]

Aren't you in a mega fuckin' awesome metal band....what the fuck is this?

[crazyhaircut94]

Daniel plays in the metal band Adversary, but he also posts videos of game song covers and other fun stuff.

[rufusblabla]

I cant really make lyrics lol sorry:D sounded good tho:D

[jaz91]

In heaven there's no dream

Because it's like a dream

In heaven there's no love

because there's no hate

So do you want leave?

[bonFreakingJovi]

In heaven there are no guns

so all you can do is run

you'll never get to have any fun

with no guns to shoot or girls to bone

ok I'm done lol

[bonFreakingJovi]

In heaven there is no meat

so what the hell is there to eat

I think instead I'll head to hell

while chompin down on taco bell

THAT on is epic :)

in heaven there is no whores

so everyday you'll only want more

so if you're looking to score

you better shoot a man with a .44

[sordon01]

In heaven there is no Guinness

But we all no you got a menace which isn't Guinness So lets all have fun and drink Irish Rum, instead of drunk staring at his Bum.. Lets Chew some Bubble Gum. Hum. that sounds Dumb. So lets all Run and never be Done.

[TheCreatedVoid]

In heaven there is no Guinness/

But we all know there's plenty of forgiveness/ So lets all give shout/ God knows I only drink Irish stout

In heaven there is no Busch/ But we might still be stuck with Bush..../ So when we get to heaven/ I better have the right beverage

[raigntk]

in heaven there is is no duh

1:30 - 1:37 for the rest of the lyrics xD

[CGeorge57]

More (again sorry if anyone is offended) In heaven there is no orange Holy crap nothing rhymes with orange Why did I pick orange I'm going to eat an orange. In heaven there is no pain Nothing to make you complain You can go pick up Jesse Jane And give her your famous love stain (love stain or cock stain whatever er you guy think sounds better)

[CGeorge57]

More (again sorry if anyone is offended)

In heaven there is no Hanna Montana

That bitch sounds like she's from Indiana

That tone deaf hick can go to Louisiana

And suck her dads redneck banana.

[rpgmusician]

lmao thats like the funniest one so far.

[MrWMDs14]

Which one

[rpgmusician]

cgeorge's hannah montana one lol

[CGeorge57]

I know I did some yesterday, but here's more In heaven there is no luck You wont even need a buck You'll get the whores to suck And give you a nice long FUCK In heaven there is no plotter Nothing to give you a bother You'll get even hotter When you do your bosses daughter. In heaven there is no snitch No one to give you an itch You'll always anger the rich When you have sex with their bitch.

[napkin1212]

But have no fear

because i'll bring a six pack, my dear

In heaven there is no hate

but the love ain't to great

for you my friend, i can't fondle

unless I'm wearing my beer goggles

[Bownchkabownwow]

In heaven there is no ass

so hurry up and grab a lass

prepair yourself and get a stiffy

but if you blow it she'll leave in a jiffy

[yuuy202000]

In heaven there is no rock

Thats why the dead has to suck

So rock when your right and rock till your wrong...And when your done just toke off the bong

[070993ao]

in haven there is no frown

coz someone killed a clown

they were laughin all over the town

coz someone killed a clown

dunno y i out this lol coz i actually h8 clows lol ah well XD

[DrunkenZeus87]

I know its a little off of what you were asking for but, what about this, "And if in heaven we had beer we would not drink it here". I doubt it's much help but i thought i'd give it a shot

[Jasonrules007]

I also am not religious but here it goes

in heaven there is no violence

so we better make those friends complient

and when we are gone they will know not to touch the bong

[paper551]

In heaven the whiskey is sweet

So come and take a seat

Were here to pass gas

So get up and bring your ASS.

Compliments of my Brain.

[jordypooh25]

In heaven there is no cursing

Why the fuck not?,lets start rehersing

cuz pussy isnt easy to get

you need to hurry up to get the best

...sorry kids

[Davidsnothome]

in heaven the is no shame

so go on and go insane

and go out and get shanpane

or your life will be really lame

[crazyhaircut94]

In heaven there is no guitars

and no big cool cars

They'd better have cigars

Or God better get SARS

and/or

In heaven there is no TV

But at least I got My CD

And I can play on my PC

Boy, I love COD 3

I know I've alread written one before, but I came up with some more fun lyrics, so I thought I might as well post.

[Benson3208]

in heaven there is no beer

so why dont you be a dear

and come sit next to me right here

and we both can enjoy our beer.

well thats all i got haha just wanted to have some fun

[apsinthion]

how about this

their is no heaven

so why waist time

singing about shit

that is a total lie...

[CodyMac1234]

Now that is a fucking ignorant comment. I guess you listen to non-fiction music only? I don't believe in God or heaven, but I still listen to Stairway to Heaven. It's only a subject, douche-nozzle.

[metaldaniel03]

I'm completely non-religious. It's just a fun song. If it's a waste of time to play songs pertaining to fantasy based material, then a lot of awesome artists wasted a lot of time.

[gocuathotmail]

im very religious and strong stood in my faith, but hey man its just a song, y take it so seriously

and agreed some fantastic songs through history were based on fantasy material

[kriogenic]

In heaven there is no bourbon

Thats why I would be churnin

and when Im burried under the ground

Well then ide be burried with the bottles and their sound

[sasa1986]

In heaven there is no James

Or fucking Lars on his piece of shit drums

There is no Kirk Wahwahmett

There's only Jason Newsted goddamnnnn

Btw you look like Jason :P

[vmbj800]

lol

[Omnishredder]

in heaven there is no games

or tv's or audio

they only have whats best for us

and that is eternal slumber

in heaven is boredom and peace

between man and beast

and to break one

the other follows on

taking you to hell

[Arcterious]

In Heaven there is no Wreaths

For Jesus there is no Wreathe

You may lie in the Ground to Wreak

Thy go to Heaven eternal Peace

I dunno lol

[Takezou07]

dude you ROCK!

[falsafa]

hey, that's no Irish song, it's Polish!

In heaven there is no cheese

So when the Good Lord sees

That we eat all kind o' these

He'll turn us into bees!

[truedoom]

u've never seen or heard trad irish before have you? XD

feck sake. ba chomhair duit aníos do bhéal a dhúnadh a mhac, agus é a comeadithe dúnta!

[ZanioCanica]

In heaven there is no booze,

Looks like we'll all have to choose,

whether we should sing the blues,

or maybe it is best to snooze.

[TheIronEnforcer]

CGeorge57... ..yours is awesome

[CGeorge57]

In heaven there is no war So go and pick up a whore There's quite a big selection Make sure you wear your protection. In heaven there is no car You wont need to go far You'll take off your pants and take a dance down to the nudie bar In heaven there are no drugs No criminals or lowlife thugs There are only horny sluts With big, round, juicy butts.

[KimYungSoo]

XD

hope he picks urs xD

[lvl70shampally]

haha win

[RenshiottParrfmFyrre]

very good friend.

[jillianekay]

omg=] i miss this song. id always sing it with my gpa..i miss him =[ and i lov eyour shirt my bro has it

[tmass101]

im Irish and its awsome

[sallriphomie]

you know im an irish ! IRISH! IM AND IRISH MOTHERFUCKER! i love my beer everyone come here , in heaven ther is no guys ! were theres women and all there OH MY`s!

[cutie15889]

In Heaven there is no Cheese

That's why we all sneeze.

which causes us to sleeze

and then our friends will eat all the cheese

In Heaven there is no television

That is why they have no precision

to make the ultimate decision

and the angels become bored with out television

[pwnr95]

In heaven there is no sinner,

No Satan, Bush, or Hitler;

You know, that's really nice and dandy,

I think I'll sit and eat my candy.

Better than some of the shit I've seen so far :P

[monkeydude5]

in heaven there is no amps

there music is plain and damp

it sounds like scratchy sounds

like the board in the lost and found

i tried haha xD

[Punchbag205]

In heaven there is no hair,

i tragedy that i cant bare

ill enjoy it while its here

till death's walkin near

[MrNiceGuySMKM]

In Heaven there are no sins,

Strippers, whores, or skanky twins

So they're here to stay

entertaining us all the way!

(lmao I just tried something random :D)

[MrWMDs14]

kick ass man kick ass LOL the one i put sucks lol

[ashkrou]

In heaven there is no Metal,

So I'll overdose on Dettol,

It'll be awesome in hell,

With Dimebag I'll dwell!

And on that note.

Play the Cowboys From Hell Solo! :D

[Alundra08]

In heaven there is no line if you rather drink some vine oh my god i can't rhyme break the end of the line In heaven there is no right but don't give up without a fight I'm sure you will If you felt ill In heaven there is no porn but try listen to the korn you might pop some corn but look out for the thorn Okey this one suck, don't erase it ^^ i'm just no good in rhymes ^^

[Alundra08]

Man, i just sang A7Xforever61392:s lyrics, they work out fine :) try them :D

[A7Xforever61392]

In heaven there is no ass You have to sit bored in the grass No naked chicks to have blast No skanky little pieces of ass In heaven there is no shame Thats why angels just pass the blame On why that kid was made lame And why his dad is ashamed. In heaven there is no day So traveler's lose their way That's why road ragers say THIS LACK OF LIGHT IS GAY

[Alundra08]

LOL Good one!

[Impulse799]

In heaven there are no whores.

I think i'll get pretty bored.

My soul has been torn.

No ugly dress has death worn.

[Asakurafan]

In heaven there is no Queers

Shut the **** up and drink the beer

Oh no my pee is near

Oh sh*t it's coming from my rear

[JakJoProduction]

We shall said hail to our ancestors,the ones who defend ireland with great honor,lets drink in theire name,to restore theire fame,fighting as braveheart,for theire country,we must drink and remeber theire history,... By Jakan Dupras sorry my english suck a little hope you enjoy Daniel!!!

[JakJoProduction]

Humm sorry i forgot about in the heaven theire is no...do Daniel i think i had a great text it not absolutely need the first words...i hope well hope you use my idea i think it was sort of great?well said my name if you use it :p its fixing whit the song well...PLEASE DUDE I WILL BE HONORED IF YOU USE MYSONG!!! yeah...lol y sended you a message on youtube and yor website hope you will answer :p

[YTSGir117]

lol he sounds like a country version of hetfield haha.

[FFLOVER525]

In heaven there is no cheer,

so lets all just drink beer,

wat are you waiting for u queer?

finish your fucking beerrrrrrrrrrr. =]

[kidditheman]

In heaven there are no Zebras

Becouse animals don´t get in heaven

People do

even the drunk ones

[MichaelSwg]

10/10

[captainkeeeta]

In heaven there are no tabs

So we have to play guitar like The Crabs

After we finally quit

That's when say "Screw it".

P.S. The Crabs are a very BAD band from my area.

[jorneydo12]

In heaven there is no games

what the hell! is that a shame

god hate them all

so piss off GTFU

-_-

[raigntk]

In heaven there is no queers

thats why we sulk down here

and when were gone from here

our friends will be with ananova

[rhys132]

I second crazyhaircut94's

In heaven there is no rap

Good, cause I hate that crap

Metal is the real stuff

In Flames, they are so tough!

[gavster100]

In heaven there is no God

Thats because he doesnt exist!!!

[savagesnowball]

He does. Just because you have a shit life, doesn't mean he doesn't. I've been proven personally that God exists.

[Druiday]

lol

[A7Xforever61392]

Wow, ok Cpt. Pious. Just because the lyrics were retarded doesnt mean you need to get oppressive with your beliefs. Go shoot yourself you ignorant bastard.

[savagesnowball]

That's not fair. I'm actually important. You, on the other hand, provide nothing and you never will. The person that should shoot himself is you, of course.

[A7Xforever61392]

Yes, I provide absolutely nothing. The oppressive moron who likes to push their beliefs on others is much more important than me. The only thing you've proven that you provide is anti-secular beliefs and an aggression to those different than you. You, like the modern redneck, are the degeneration of society to the level of the brute. Between providing nothing and providing biggotry, i would gladly provide nothing. Youre self-agrandization only proves you are in the "crazy zealot" vein.

[savagesnowball]

Well, well. I see someone has a flawed method of speech. And "rednecks" are more of an inferior social society and I assure you, I'm above them in so many ways. Intelligence would be the leading attribute. I'm not pushing my beliefs on others. Those things you speak of are the things I provide. I provide many more things. You'd rather stay alone and do nothing for the world or others. You're just a selfish bastard and you believe that if someone doesn't do anything for you, you think why bother.

[SoGGY65000]

In heaven there is no geek

That's why I'm up here

And I wonder whats with it

because no drinks beer

In heaven there is no hate

That's why I should lie

And get some beer

for there is no shame

[crazyhaircut94]

In heaven, there is no Bioshock

So God can suck my **ck

But then he would take my computer

So I can't play my Painkiller

and/or

In heaven there is no rap

Good, cause I hate that crap

Metal is the real stuff

In Flames, they are so tough!

[ltlgofer]

lol rap sux

[crazyhaircut94]

heard that, thats why i wrote it. =P

[crazyhaircut94]

You could change "Bioshock" to "rock" if it sounds better to you, Daniel =P

[Tejinajunsei]

In heaven there is no beer!

So drink more here!

[izzy726]

In heaven there is no pie

Way up there in there sky

I am not telling lies

but pie is my fried oh me oh my

[lordifan93]

in heaven there's no inspiration

girls are nice generation

I have no more ideas

and that one sucked ass :D

sorry Im not good with lyrics.. I hope it's good enough

[beavinator1]

I found your channel thanks to game music, so I should make this game related.

In heaven, there is no Wii

No Xbox or Playstation 3

Not even an old Atari

So this is where I'd rather be

[ClasicalJazz4LiFe]

This is the hotest lyrics here! =]

[lordreis]

In Heaven there is no metal that's why we eat the cattle So if they had more metal they'd also have more cattle In Heaven there is no heaven which rhymes well with "eleven" But if there is no heaven we can't start with "In Heaven"! In Heaven there is no German they all went down to Herman that means that no one's disturbin' Our boozing and our curling (note: I'm german and 4 some unspecific reason I regard "Curling" as an Irish sport, although I know it isn't ;-) )

[eoghans]

If heaven ain't got no beer,

if it's all a-brewin in hell.

we will gather when death is near

then we'll drink all and we'll drink well!

[Rabby0605]

in heaven there is no coke

just weed and stuff to smoke

so when you say good bye

your comin up to get high

i had to get a stoner thang in there :D

[doors123]

In heaven there is no war,

don't do that shit anymore.

But wait, it's not hippie time,

Next verse's got better rhyme! (I hope!)

Included backing vocals for the last line

Those can be god damn fine

Theres nothing wrong with beeing queer.

but the song ends right here.

[finalfantasy4ROCKS]

awsome man

[SpenceHWF]

i cant think of any lyrics but i have a question.

Are you related to Caleb Elijah? cuz you look like him

[Jejoa]

In heaven there is no cheer,

so that's why we stay down here.

And when were done around here,

we go to hell and have some fun

[reviewmaster007]

In heaven there's no metal

so theres now a battle :p (how come?)

if you beleave in fear,

then youre stupid dear

heheh lol

[nppsf]

In heaven there are no chicks

So that's why we're thinkin with our dicks

Gotta go out to get our fix

And have fun sleepin with all the chicks

(yes i know that's terrible but hey if ur talking about drinking then sex can't be too far behind)

[GuitarSlingerPK]

I liked Fishys Wrong lyrics, so i thought i'd do Right.

In Heaven there is no right ,(NO RIGHT!)

So go ahead and start up a fight ,( 2 fights!)

And if you're still standing at night ,

Then prepare for your next bloody fight!

[XGuitarist]

In heaven there is no Rap

No one listens coz its crap

Heaven has metal only

So drink and don't be lonely

[DemeterEuropa]

in heaven there is no fear, the sober gather near.From here,it is now so clear, that the life without a "guinness" can only bring about a tear.

sorry for my previous comment(my wife just left me) :P

[cRoNoLoGiKaL]

i dont have any lyric ideas but you rule just wanted to let you know

[DemeterEuropa]

retards of course theres beer in heaven, what kind of paradise would that be, more like hell to me

[Fishyy2006]

In heaven there is no wrong

So dont bring along your bong

You better make that joint last long

Spark another after this song

[Yoshi92]

LOL with the bong :X

[Fishyy2006]

So my friends, you should not fear

Coz to me to you are so dear

Together we'll all be drinking

A traditional Irish Beer

[Zerathil]

I believe Hell's filled with beer and women.

Only, the cups are filled with holes, and the women are not.

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[LuXxenatorX]

DAMMIT i was 7 minutes to late to comment in the first second!!!

NICE!!!!