Chuck Norris/Walker Texas Ranger fighting scenes

[DippersandSmiles]

Bruce Lee can still beat him.

[uncharted31000]

chuck cant brush his teeth because the water is afraid of him

[AmanWEB]

Chuck Norris doesnt swallow when he eats.

[LOVEGODEVER4]

Dear hitmonchan107 I do not like your comments they are rude and disrespectful to Chuck Norris and other people including Christian people

[twizteez]

Chuck Norris dosen't read. He stares at the book until he gets all the information he needs.

There is no democracy. Only a Chucktatorship.

[Hitmonchan107]

@twizteez Chuck Norris doesn't read any book except the bible. Too bad his bible doesn't have the epic Austin 3:16 quote there.

[Hitmonchan107]

Chuck Norris's roundhouses miss the enemy's head. Stone Cold's Stunners never fail.

Chuck has a fist under his beard, but Stone Cold has a venom-spitting rattlesnake between his legs.

Chuck Norris only has Gary Oak as his son, but SCSA always calls everyone "son", including his own father.

Chuck Norris is IRL a dumb Christian who reads John 3:16.

SCSA: You thump your bible and talk about John 3:16. Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!!!

[TheArenExperience]

It used to be just a kick, until Chuck Norris kicked his house and made it round.

[iamwingirds]

if chuck norris stares at you without blinking.....expect a roundhouse kick in the face.

[wearealwaysfresh]

chuck norris can get an emergency airdrop in an emergency airdrop killstreak reward!

[Roly002]

nuck chorris is awesome man

hes my new idol xD

[shadowmancerdude]

@Roly002 your screwed you spelled chuck wrong, run while you still can!!!

[dreameryoung38]

love me some Chuck Norris keeeeyaaah

[RonicBeatsz]

Chuck Norris is soo awesome :3

[thekidwithair]

mang so i heard this guy was supposed to be the toughest in the planet yet i stil believe stone cold steve austin is tougher than this!!

[AR4ERaj]

pwnd

[WolfishNuckajuh]

chuck norris is such a sweet guy, one day i was knocking posts into the ground in a field by where he lived. when my sledge hammer snapped, he happened to be walking past and headbutted the last 20 posts into the ground for me

[kara2555]

i would like to meet chuck norris but if u said the wrong thing he would probally roundhouse kick me

btw-roundhouse-kick ftw

[kriskierce]

Chuck noris is the most powerful being in the universe that is why we have not been invaded by aliens yet

[MrCN86]

Roundhouse kick ftw!

Nobody can beat Chuck Norris because he is the strongest (I mean unlimited power) man forever.

Chuck Norris my hero too :)

[AnneCaroline23]

My master ....

My Hero

[fodmunkio]

The secret law of physics is: nobody can beat Chuck Norris if anyone did all of reality would implode into a tiny little ball the size of a golf ball. all that would be left is chuck norris

[MenachemUltimater]

Hebrew at 0:57

תגיד לילה טוב

"Say good night"

[daravoong]

yaeh i want the song too

[cobra4472]

anyone know the name of the song please? chuck the man!!

[noodleish]

hes my hero!!!

[superboyo69]

I heard the helicopter was invented when some guy saw chuck norris do 8 roundhouse-kicks a second

[superboyo69]

its a joke dipshit. ofc its not real

[wvhunter93]

sir you will be dead as soon as Chuck Norris find you....turn around...=)

[NonGuruGuy]

umm, after you said that... i think i heard something move, i dont think i want to turn around now o.o

[ClipCoug]

With both and won ;)

[halfshrk]

Did you know Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a loaded gun and won?

[TheGimpsSleeping]

yeah, and he doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. the only thing that can cut chuck norris is chuck norris.

[ClipCoug]

Chuck Norris play Russian Roulette with an empty gun and won.

[TheGimpsSleeping]

and his tears can cure any illness... too bad he never cries.

[ENJJPT]

You mean with a loaded gun ;)

[jiimbobb678]

mate, fuckin quality

[ZCodeProductions]

Best documetary ever written.

[ibanez1994]

someone once told chuck norris that roundhouse kicking someone isnt the best way to kick sombody... historians proved that this was the worst mistake ever made by a human being! chuck norris really died 200 years ago but the grim reaper is to scared to tell him!

[EvaAmarena]

Chuck Norris 4-life, alta

[bushkilledtowers]

chuck, don't waste yourself

[destroyedtheozone]

Chuck Norris. What bad ass name! Chuck Norris...now that is tight!

[dontcommentmehoe]

Soon after that those They autopsied the bodies and found from those punches and kicks that all major organs exploded.

[siobhanlovesben]

It used to be the Bermuda Square until Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked one of the corners. Now it's a triangle. heehee :D

[AriesPwns]

meh, Chuck Norris isn't that great. I don't understand why people get so worked up over him. I'm not joking either.

[TheOnComingStorm121]

Because it's chuck norris! Who else can kick ass with a beard?

[thekidwithair]

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!

[ibanez1994]

now hes going to roundhouse kik u in the face!

[walkertexasranger45]

yo great video of chuck norris aka walker texas ranger kicking some serious ass keep it up dude

[ontaru]

ja stimmt aber wie ich schon sagte: 'sorry for the bad quality, but it is not made by me'

[Zypei]

voll auf Ferbseher auf genommen!

[ganondorf02]

the contender theme music is so awesome, lol.

[Guregru09]

chuck norris is so tough he has a third fist in his chin lol bruce lee can do a 2 finger push up. what can texas ranger do?

[buska1i11y]

two finger push-the-world-downs

[buckeyenut99]

haha thats sweet. chuck norris kicks the shit out of bruce lee.

[shoelace00]

his roundhouse kicks have death written all over them

[ontaru]

you know, bruce lee never owned chuck norris! well there was a movie where bruce lee won, but this was just the most expensive special effect in film history!

[DippersandSmiles]

@ontaru Ya, Bruce Lee owned Chuck Norris. He is faster and stronger. He can make people fall if he punches someone in one-inch. He can do push-ups with one hand and only 2 fingers. Chuck Norris even admits that Bruce Lee can beat him.

[kilbara12]

@ontaru yeah and bruce lee's dead. coincidence? 

[kenVHYT]

sry but I dont understand Norris hype. His kicks look even slower than Van Damn's lol and he dose the same old kicks again and again.. in slow motion.. at least Steven Seagal had some nice moves to show in many cases.

[toolazytofindaname]

You're not smart enough for satire.

[riggs135]

Its not from pirates of the carribean its from the contender.

[Zigej]

rofl...Omg what a epic video, they should be honored to be roundhouse kicked by chuck.

[pitty63]

Sorry white men but the real master was Bruce Lee! ACCEPT! LOL!

[bigalisme]

damn straight! plus i'm pretty sure bruce lee could figure out evolution...

[ontaru]

sry. as said, the video isn't made by me, but i'll try to find out what the song is called

[Haelstrome]

just wonderin... what's the name of that song/where'd you get it?

[HolyBomb]

its from pirates of caribean , i think 3

[bonacci1]

chuck norris can read braille

[TheFuror1191]

awesome...he's droppin off them roundhouses like they're goin outta style!

[JoshRnotKakes]

Chuck Norris does not have heart attacks, his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

[wingedsoul]

I am a blue belt too.

[Gunpowderman]

I graded to blue tag today =D

[lokol456]

and ill still fuck u up :)

[pitty63]

No you wouldn't I would slap the shit outta of you and leave you pooping in your pants! Don't get your ass whipped, your not chuck norris P-U-N-K!!

[kronis123]

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

[wingedsoul]

Chuck Norris sure does love to do reverse kicks, rofl.

[sirringo88]

woah woah wooooaaahhhh. its called a roundhouse kick man

[wingedsoul]

no, a round kick is just when you make a circular motion from standing position, its a reverse kick when you turn around behind you, I'm in Tae Kwon Do...

[kewlzman69]

soo am i lol i do taekwondo

[Gunpowderman]

what belt are you?

[Gunpowderman]

what belt are you?

[kewlzman69]

blue 1.. do u do taekwondo? next week i have grading so if i pass ill b blue 2 lol

[tridragoon4]

when chuck norris round house kick its all over muahahah

[paodf]

Too bad quality... filmed from a screen. But the video is cool. I didn´t see the scene yet when Chuck Norris meets Jackie Chan...

[ontaru]

chuck norris owns everybody and everything!