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  • Nobody ever helps anyone at boat ramps. Getting your boat out of the water (quick) is like earning your man card in front of the world. What a ridiculous exercise in futility for these people. Big boat, really bad water conditions, and here they needed 3 to 4 REALLY coordinated and knowledgable people that know what they're doing to pull this off. They weren't idiots, but I'm sure they felt like they got their asses beat! Ramp watchers suck!

  • I agree. If I found myself in a position like this having problems getting the boat back on in bad conditions, I`d feel like head butting the idiot filming me. You should have given the poor bastard a hand instead of videoing him.

  • I've been in this situation only a matter of weeks ago. I reversed the trailer that little bit too far and once the boat was on the trailer a larger than expected wave came along and lifted the boat so it wasn't secured correctly on the trailer rollers. Easy mistake but you learn from them. The idiot filming can't even hold the camera steady so how shit are they?? Like to see their attempt at a beach retrieval...probably couldn't afford a boat cause they work at coles for 15 bucks an hour lol

  • Rock Pool boat ramp is the worst ramp on the central coast.....

  • if i was those dudes trying to load that boat and saw some fuck head filming me struggle getting a kick out of it i would have gone up to the cunt and knocked him out. whoever this guy is hes a dick brain and he'll get his one day

  • good on the bloke getting it on that well most boaties would strugle even getting it on at all.

  • that would have been so embarrassing. Gotta feel for em, but if they are as inexperienced as they look they should never have launched their boat there in the first place.

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  • How was fishing today sweet heart.yeah great luv !

  • Looks like a simple mistake caused by inexperience .They had the trailer too far in the water the first time.Good to see people helping out!

  • That music, what!!!

  • What an idiot!!!  This guy should not be in the same body of water as the rest of us. You can't fix stupid!!!

  • Bringing in a boat in those conditions is very hard. Even with a drive on trailer. Their second attempt they pretty much drove it on but that bigger wave hit at the wrong time.

    Would have been a better video if you'd dropped the camera and helped.

  • Bravo to the extra effort this poor bastard received from people to get his boat back on the trailer , whatever day they had on the water whether they were fishing or just cruising was all forgotten during this drama . pay the extra money to launch & retrieve your boat at a normal coastline harbor , with a breakwater and calm water .

    thumbs down to the up-loader of this vid for not helping , perhaps "THEJoJo694u" will some day find himself in a really fucked situation with no help .

  • Why are people so scared to drive their boats onto the trailer?

  • Poor buggars. Retrieving a boat in those conditions isn`t t easy.

  • ...i think the tide and waves got em by surprise, but i definitely would have ran and helped them out!!!!!!

  • @Motleyiceman1 Me too

  • A drive on trailer would have definately helped, but beach ramps are very tough no matter what you have and are dangerous. Best bet is to drive a bit further to a deepwater ramp, or if you cant do that, take up golf!!

  • So you just sat there with your cam running making fun of the poor bastard? Great Aussie spirit in your veins mate.... go home.

  • trailer Guides would have helped but those are rough conditions. I think I would have anchored off and tried for an early morning high tide.....Losey luck to get a wave just when he thought he had it

  • kyeistoy is right, what a typical cenny coast fwit this video guy is. " a big bogan jealous poor grub" hit it on the head about 4 times ! Why DIDNT you help the bloke if your such an expert ??? Oh thats right you were what? Playing with the kids ??.

    The trick with gettin the boat on there is to have the strap SHORT. Drive the boat on right up to the roller during a brake in the waves, hook the strap then drive the whole rig up the ramp and finish winching it away from the waves.

  • fuck me , to think there is people like on our waterways , has he even got a boat licence?

    I would have had the boat on buy now and at home sitting down having a nice cold drink , lol

    I had to see him driving on the road too , lol

  • @69muscat Choppy windy conditions make it difficult to retrieve a boat on the beach at times mate.

  • @coastrunner536 , well number one if it was me the trailer would have two poles on the side with rollers on them , make it so much easyer , then you can just drive the boat on , make the back rolls more high then the other , so when you do drive it on , it locks in place . you don't even need to hook it up .

  • u must of never launched a boat in waves any more then 10cm

  • whats with that faggot music

  • your a fuckwit do you even have a boat this shit isnt easy fuck knuckle

  • your a fuckin tardy cunt its not there fault how about you get of your ass stop wanking your friend and help the poor guys

  • Great way to show your ignorance Thejojo!

    It seems you simply have NO idea how tricky a beach launch or retreival can be

  • Auto voller Salzwasser

    Anhänger im Salzwasser

    Boot vom Trailer auf den Beton gerutscht

    Viel schlimmer kann es nicht kommen. :-(

  • ...shoulda help though...better to load up on beach here...less embarrasing too

  • Lay off the bloke with the camera and enjoy the show...should be a sign on the ramp...no boats over a certain size...bloody dangerous ramp especially on a windy day

  • it is funny though

  • if you're the maritime expert, why didn't you help instead of sitting around with your thumb up your boyfriend's ass? also, your music suuuuucks

  • @TheJoJo694u your boyfriend was videotaping? you were playing with your girlfriend? lol...you fucking tard

  • @68Squid playin with my kids at the beach... u fuckin sick cunt... grow up..

  • @TheJoJo694u well then this was the perfect soundtrack for a family beach outing, with all the hair pulling and spine licking. type what you mean and post better videos, deeeeerp

  • @68Squid Because , one cannot help people like this . Can't un-teach stupid !

  • What a bunch of idiots !!! The sad part is they are so stupid they have no idea they are doing anything wrong.

  • The definition of a boat. A hole in the water that eats money and time.

  • Theres 3 of them and they're still useless. I launch my boats on my own mostly. Although my boat is a bit smaller i've managed it many times in conditions alot worse than this. Ppl really do underestimate the sea and boats or is it just a case of zero seamanship skills

  • its a local's favorite pastime .....watch all the NFI tourists from sydney with all the gear and no idea.... stay in suburbia. your 4wd is for taking the kid's to school isnt it ?keep it that way and stop blocking the boat ramps....

  • lololololol

  • Boat ramps are idiot magnets.A rocket scientist will suddenly turn into a retard as soon as he gets his boat within 50 mtrs of a boat ramp.Guaranteed.

  • people go wide on a boat, but cheep on a trailer, no mater how much you try to tell them not to cheep out on the most importent part, the trail as they have

  • dont get your tyers wet now lol

  • i liked the part where you went over and helped them out..........

  • You left out the best part, the bit where the bloke in the red "T" shirt walked over and hit you between the eyes with the fuckin' winch handle, now that was really how it ended wasn't it?

  • @thesandonbar , This comment made my day!!! I laughed for ages. Good job.

    your right i wish he did get hit.

  • All's good that ends good! You only learn by your own mistakes ,not someone's else's. I reckon this bloke will be alright next time. And yeah... thats one hell of a nice boat!

  • Well that didn't take long..

  • Makes you think why the idiot filming doesnt offer to help if he thinks he knows better....Just a thought

  • Poor bastard. He just needs a little more practice. Driving the boat on was the best option but the waves fucked it for him. Drive on hook up and get the fuck outa there

  • hope there boats okay !!!!

  • ah the boat ramp, it's half the fun!

  • Drive the cunt on as hard up as you can (slowly) before thinking about the winch you fuckwits

  • i must be the only one that does like the music, Proves i am not a central coast bogan.. but i do live on the cc.. go figure.That music beats a night at "the bateau" or "the doylo" hearing a barnsie or angels songs... now watch the bogans start throwing VB and beam bottles at me for sledging Jimmy.

  • Unfortunate series of events but the "expert" on the camera was hopeless at video shooting!

  • that would be difficult with a heavy deep v hull with waves. seems the bigger waves only turned up at the moments of capture. good to see it worked out though

  • comination of a shit boat ramp and a novice boaty

  • "Too much money".. Bahahaha! Yeah, that's why they are driving a freaking Isuzu!

  • stop making fun of me

  • Video was ok , music, made me not want to watch any more!

  • jesus , how boat learning how to operate a boat before taking to the sea, this is why people die, no idea.

  • the camera man is probaly one of those terrorists that enjoy other peoples pain and regardless of what he says has probaly never been in a boat , i broke my wrist at that ramp and would not advise anyone to use it .PERFECT EXAMPLE OF WHAT WE DONT WANT LIVING ON THE CENTRAL COAST HOORAA

  • Must be from NSW

  • What a typical central coast bogan fuckwit, just watching this poor bloke, how about you try keep a one tonne boat inline with a trailer with waves crashing into it, fuckwit. That bloke is right, you are a grub. A big bogan unaustralian jealous poor grub.

  • By filming them, you're helping others by showing how a boat shouldn't be loaded onto a trailer! It's obvious that the trailer is low in the water, probably because they're trying save some hand-winching, & any attempt to help wouldn't have been appreciated!

    btw - don't like the music either, but it would really suck if everyone prefered the same music as everyone else.

  • Ah this is funny! It isn't even rough!!! You could do that retrieval with just one person..

  • the music sux.. and yeah.. should have been giving them a hand if your soo fuckin good

  • they come from nsw that why they dont know how to do this lol

  • MUTE 

  • free willy

  • Why does he keep leaving the helm, watch the swells and load between

  • At the 3 min mark , get in and drive dummy

  • I would of helped you mate!

    Just throw in a six back or schooner for the boys!

  • you are a pathetic turd for just standing by,let alone filming this! I live on the central coast and spend a lot of time on the water. I sure hope I come across you in a troubling situation mate.

  • Jeez... poor boat! To have to be operated by idiots like these...

    "Oh! That's right...! FIRST you turn the knob, THEN you open the door!"

  • If you own boats this is part of what happens in high surf. The only way this could have gone better if he had a beach trailer with a bow frame and tires on the trailer so he could power on...Nice boat also

  • any ramp with swell is hard.

  • i have a zodiac 260, long and 36 kilogram i can lift it up with 1 hand

  • wow, you really are a complete fuktard! anyone who has ever owned a boat knows what its like and how difficult it can be starting out and being faced with new and challenging situations and other boaties are always willing to lend a hand and pass on knowledege and experienced. Then again, i suppose you do have a good excuse, you are a fucking aussie!

  • dont be afraid to lend a hand instead of just sitting back and filming.. ffs.

  • why dont they get a winch on the truck, winch the trailer out etc etc

  • At least the music was awesome not

  • Video: +1

    Video poster: -1000 for being someone who can''t seem to reply to a comment without having to resort to fuck, wanker, and tosser. Stupid redneck hillbilly trailer trash, oh wait, guess that's a bogon down under yes?

  • Damn, I hope the boat is alright. You can feel the stress of the poor owner during this vid. Better off with an inshore ramp till you have had a few goes at it. As the for the camera guy. The world is full of onlookers these days. Some poor bloke in trouble or getting his head beat in. No one intervenes anymore. Just sit back and watch. Yes, this act is un Australian.

  • It's amazing, all of the nasty and mean comments people are leaving. There's really no need to use this kind of language.

    As for those who are calling the uploader "un-Australian" for just watching at a distance, take note of the good sized audience also watching from the parking area.

    As for how easy or hard it is to load a boat at that ramp - that boat seemed to be giving a difficult time, with it's flat bottom. It took 3 to hold it, 1 piloting, 1 driving truck, 1 winching, 1 hooking up.

  • yeeesh enough help there to just lift the dam thing on lol.

  • Clearly high seas - so it is appreciably a challenge to begin with; however, a simple bow and stern line would have solve this problem in about two seconds...

  • @daveychar

    Yeah, that was piss poor camera work.

  • aside from the obvious failure

    what are they doing towing a large boat like that with a damn nissan pathfinder!?

  • your the fuckn GRUB my misses was just as amused as myself and every 1 else watching,you wanker !!!!!!

  • @TheJoJo694u love to see your first attempts mate 

  • How Many Goob"s do you Need to Load A Boat HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa

  • your the fuckn GRUB my misses was just as amused as myself and every 1 else watching,you wanker !!!!!!

  • @TheJoJo694u dumb and fucking dumber should have bought a jet ski instead lol..

  • WTF!!!! HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

  • dude what is your problem, this video says more about you than it does about them

  • if oniy you knew you fucken tosser

  • the clown talking on this vid is a loser if u think u know how its done any good bloke would of offered a hand fuck u and your dickhead remarks u tosser

  • @suicidaltendencies99 what the fuck is a bloke? im pretty sure they had enough hands over there be sides ppl on the ground aint gonna drive the boat on the fukn trailer

  • @NIGHTRIDER995 You need to put your head in a toilet bowl coz theres nothing but shit coming out of your brain, Suicidaltendencies99 point is valid and clear. If you don't have a clue I'll kick you back under that rock you came from...CAPEESH!!

  • @TheKickboxer99 no....ur a fukn retard ive been around boats for years and years been tought from the best of the best about everything there is to know about boats the guy in the vid is a dumbass just ur evry weekend boater that cant load his boat cuz of a little wind

  • Mate ive had boats over the past 20 years and NEVER have i had a problem at this ramp.cos it helps if you no what you are doing you WANKER.................

  • @TheJoJo694u I feel sorry for the poor buggar. Yeh, it would have been better if someone reversed the trailer down and he just drove on. But sometimes things just go wrong. Glad to see he finally got it all together. A shame all those people decided to watch him struggle instead of lending a hand.

  • They have to learn some how dont tell me you where born a boater

  • @ jojo - Meaning that the guy who is shooting the video and making the comments is revealing his immature and jaded character. Any confident, self respecting man would have offered help.

  • @rednoseroxster - I agree.

  • Meaning???

  • The commentator is the IDIOT here. It should be obvious why.

  • bahahahabahahahah

  • If the boat is semi loaded, that is the time to drag it out. The rest can be done on dry land. Boats do not have to e fully loaded to tow them out of danger. They had the chance to do this before the wave hit. I couldn't finish watching this painful retrieval.

  • Thats what i was thinkin... that was well put chappygopappy

  • I would sell the bot if that's what I had to do every time... that was almost a life and death decision... Go boating and possible get killed getting it out of the water is not very attractive.

  • Yes i do own a boat, and i use that ramp all the time coz i know what i am doin.

  • just wondered do you actually own a boat mate and if you did you would realise that if you have never launched one off this particular ramp it is quite tricky and one of the worst boat ramps eva... nice to know that one could always count on you in an emergency..

  • mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm may b hay

  • mrcosbee is it you ,the old prick in the boat with no idea?????

  • MrCosbee u r a wanker..

  • What a foul mouthed anti social little toe rag you are. So full of smart arse remarks yet you couldn't lend a hand. Nice bloke you are.

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  • why should i get off my ass... they should of known what they were doin before they put the boat in...

  • You should of got off your arse and lend a hand... whats wrong with people these days??

  • Tell me what u think?????

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