Pussy Eating 101

[adamnoriginalname]

why...WHY DOES HE KEEP LOOKING AT ME?!?!

[GreatMollyHatchet]

How is this even real...

[connvicify]

do you do assholes as well?

[Jenndxx]

I can't believe this. I watched your video about 6 hrs ago and still can't sleep you fucking cunt. If for some reason iever see you in person, i will kill u, believe that. I'll never be able to have sex again, i expect you to explain this to my boyfriend,

[SugarRainer]

Are many of you Americans mentally challenged or whats the deal here °_°

[rea087]

Why did i click on this

[BlueRivaly]

You`re not seducing anyone, GTFU!

[pwnstarispro]

the titanic theme song is forever ruined...

u pretty much ruined sex for me :/

[usernameDOGS]

wha..?..?..HAHAHA fucking disturbing

[awkando]

This should be renamed "How to stay a virgin"

[AlexgoesPlaces]

and then Alex never had sex again.

[courtneytyne]

someone send this to tosh

[Denethorable]

You look like an african mask

[elzbthcrzy1]

i honestly found this to be so fucking funny hahaha

[evenyscrewd]

IDK

[iateanickle]

What in the SHIT.

[olivegrenade]

i'm so grossed out right now.

have you even ever BEEN WITH a woman?

[moehammoud1]

Press 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 amd feel the awkward surge through you

[Obsidianightwalker]

Will never be able to listen to that song the same way ever again.

[Merely]

lolled til i had actual tears. read comments. lolled harder.

[Bretuska]

what the actual fuck?????

[lenaludwig18]

Two words describe this video.

Da Fuck?

[alundraandseptimus]

I'd just like to point out that this isnt attractive to anyone. Even if you were the hottest guy on earth or a celebrity...seriously girls don't want tongues wagged at them or shoved between fingers...it makes you sleazy and lame, and likely turns them off and grosses them out too.

[yaosio]

I don't think women have fingers in their vaginas.

[StealthInStereo]

This is exactly what happened after my retarded cousin found his dad's porn.

[OlenReidipede]

eating pussy while watching titanic , very romantic try mr forever alone:)

[MsMicroMicroMicro]

i find this easy to masturbate to

[jerej33]

:-----------D sick

[EmilyAmillia]

I think that he had never get a women........

[rheeedork]

Why does he make expressions like that.. It's not like he's imagining doing that to himself, right?

[JAZSEEMAMA]

Lmfaoooo y is his eyes rolling n the bak of his head

[PetraShadow]

he looked as if he was teaching someone how to scare little children toward the end.

[RIKU295]

Dude, are you serious?! This is probably the funniest thing i've ever seen

[madeofhatred]

>sticks two fingers in mouth

no steve rooster, that is not how you preform cunnilingus

[GreenApple8009]

I watched this video so many times with my friends and we felt the same way everytime ! THIS IS AMAZING !!! lol

[laceymilo]

LMFAO 

[ICANSEEMATUREVIDSNOW]

I used to watch guides by self proclaimed doctors on how to make sweet tender love... then I took an arrow in the knee

[elroulade]

@ICANSEEMATUREVIDSNOW fag

[madeofhatred]

@elroulade i used to be a fag too... then i took an arrow to the knee

[Flaring7]

fucking so funny!

[adamliamhart]

jokes on you i still masturbated

[AvA1Stevie]

How could anyone dislike this? This is pure genius..

[1PlayerD]

Guys, I watched the whole thing.

That's right.

I just watched it, ALL.

[Sbriskin1]

best video of all time

[tanishajayjay]

LMAO! Why is this guy playing the titanic theme song. >.<

[YojiTakeda]

WHY WOUD YOU DO THAT?

[Lawlzilla]

When you look into his eyes you see through his soul

[ReviewTiger]

@Lawlzilla FALSE. GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL.

[lso5027]

Dis guy is forever alone.

[scientifico]

Poor fellow. Listening to Kenny G and imagining some girl would EVER let this tool near her punany.

[chosentonessournotes]

I don't know what to be more terrified of... Guile from Street Fighter II trying to lick out what I can only assume is a butthole, or the fact that the music he's using is Kenny G's rendition of the Titanic theme song. Equally horrifying.

[blitz0921]

Someone should probably check this guys basement...

[nowwithmorekick]

LOL! I'm dieing.I'm to high for this.

[NiangoChan]

god he's ugly

[cyanryan1207]

Lmfao... Can't breath lol

[aidsbutt]

really dude

[Xystosis]

holy fuck

[BOOMCuntPunch]

Best 1:33 video you'll ever see if you never want to desire oral sex again.

[cropperk111]

Fuckin weird

[Hockeygekko]

Don't be afraid !! he's redheaded

[lordoflasagna]

THE MUSIC THO

[obcez]

DISTURBING!!! -_______________________-

[Nordfald]

why you trippin' bro? 0:55 epic cum-face

[dancepablodance]

i'm pretty sure that's not how you eat a cat...

[MONKEYMONKEY1994]

I would like him to like my anus

[jamsfranca]

WHY DOES THIS EXIST

[Namikazemax]

Like si c'est Gab roy qui t'a emmener ici :O !

[deathmachine000]

Ouachhh osti de dégueulasse en plus ek la toune de titanic :O

jai peur .. a l'aide ...

[frederiquebeaulac]

WTF!

[JamieOfCourse]

I have the weirdest boner right now...

[francis137skate]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[alexe269]

thats it.... im scared now :-/

[AniMeagan]

Seriously? Was that Kenny G in the background? ...and my heart will go on? the 2 things ..could not be any less masculine.

[luis6079]

I find this video extremely hard to masturbate to. :(

[metallinen1]

@luis6079 LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EPIC COMMENT XDDD

[djmonkeyboy1977]

Dude, you are a genius..

[kiinx]

awkward



[LALOSERRxCORE]

omg |:

[Linnnis]

HAHAHAHAHHAH wait for it..... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[thefinewino]

get away GET AWAY

[setpunk12]

this man is my new god

[YEKk11]

whats wrong with your face?

[AyumiWinter]

If a guy ever went down on a lady like that...i dont even know where i was going with that...

bottom line...no...

[TheKimmegutt]

Oh... Celine Dion, how I would like to finger you.... @ the second clip!!!

[xXMrCutlassSupremeXx]

WAIT.....what???

[G0R3G0R3G4DG3T]

I'm going to light my eyes on fire..

[Tikaupa]

omfg *______* so delicious

[KurtAngleTheSicko]

What a noob, his fingers were facing down, lol.

[binkerrrrr]

eat that pussay you bitch

[amazingplatypus69]

Say what you want about this guy... but you KNOW he takes care of his lady friends first. LIKE A DAMN GENTLEMAN!

[The1AndOnlyMike]

Something tells me he's a virgin.

[FingerprintDiVA]

ROFL! That was wierrrrd.....

[Sociopathics]

I tried to watch this completely... I really did... But looking into his eyes makes me very uncomfortable and I have to scroll down every 2 seconds.

[lordoflasagna]

@Sociopathics ME TOO OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

[Sociopathics]

@lordoflasagna Lol! xD

[TheAustrianOak75]

@Sociopathics You're just shy! xD

[Sociopathics]

@TheAustrianOak75 I'm scared is what I am. e_e

[jonnosferatu]

wtf

[hfpseudonym]

Thanks Cracked....

[PooGGay]

awkward...

[MrBoredForever]

I just died a little. Why God Why.

[mrzeldatroy16]

if your ever to tied to have sex show ur women this bound to work

[christania101101]

oh yeah totally making all the women out there wet

[Toohottorot]

Best music to eat pussy to evar!

[doorframepush]

...never.

[animenewbie420]

if he thinks he can eat pussy.......HA!

[scarymary66]

That is the creepiest thing I've ever seen. Thanks so much cracked.com.

[cupcaketaster]

Wait... Why is the titanic song playing...

[Emberland]

@cupcaketaster Cause Steve Rooster is about to GO DOWN on you!

[Emberland]

@cupcaketaster Cause Steve Rooster is about to GO DOWN on you!

[cupcaketaster]

I felt personally violated within the first 5 seconds

[CLeaf82]

@cupcaketaster I thought about sending my eyes to the Roxcy Bolton Rape treatment center.

*CL*

[deadwalker1234]

I think he might be retarded... õ_Q

[MiseryBusiness99]

LMFAO! What is this... I dont even....?! XD LMFAO

[deciomms]

lol

[OffTheHeezayBoiiii]

He looks like Metapod from Pokemon!

'Metapod, use Finger Technique!'

[rishabhkohli93]

CRACKED!!

And was that 'My heart will go on instrumental' or something?

[Sphoric]

What the EFF. O_o

[Blackbarbietea]

WHAT THE HELL...

[sandrsofias]

Is his faced photoshopped?

[NemonicLee]

There are 666,000 views on this video.. how ominous. o_O

[TheDeadShockify]

I had an erection, came to this video, my dick fell off.

[NellyRazorblade]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[BradJC70]

Um, how many 'pussies' do you come across where you have to go down on them and take in 4 or more inches anyway???

[SoloWooper]

The titanic theme is so cool!

[kreiyu]

am i the only one who find him very creepy and unnerving to look at? lol his face just looks all wrong. lol

[hugapug111]

I am aroused. 

[Grzech0094]

Z takim ryjem to se nie porucha

[TOTALIAN7426]

Thumbs up if this disturbed you/ made you love cracked.com a bit more!

[1heartless1]

I must be too immature for this video because I kept laughing the whole time XD

[1990GreenDay2009]

This just ruined Titanic for me. Thanks, CRACKED

[heyitslaine]

i just vomited.

[Rofl1copter1ninja]

I feel dirty

[musicislife4993]

Hahahhahah. Cracked never fails to make me laugh

[JCSjelde]

i'd do him

[linux750]

@JCSjelde

if i was a girl i would too.

[Sadisticsofa]

I lold so much thank you cracked this made my day

[str8trollin]

ok for all of you brought here by cracked (like me) where can i find a working version of fingering fruit???

[TrueMusicGirl5]

Freakin Cracked. Is was um... not gross but more annoying. I still don't know entirely how to explain it except for what the hell?

[77sombra77]

Que imbecil -.-

[BroImEighteen]

What the fuck did I just witness?

[LaughingViolinist]

I am sending this to my boyfriend as what NOT to do.

[Sakovri]

I think I just became a nun.

[doombringer117]

@Sakovri I think I did too, and I'm not even a woman.

[Sakovri]

@doombringer117

Well, me neither.

[doombringer117]

@Sakovri I'm terrified T.T

[Zebonka]

Progeria.

PS.  Love the music.

[PassionatelyCris]

Seriously Cracked? Wow. I just threw up in my mouth a little. :/

[bioshock2323]

lawl, i just got rickrolled and what a fucking song to do that shit to lol....

[aimalysev3]

Also, it disturbs me that he seems to actually be getting off by finger fucking himself.

[aimalysev3]

My Heart Will Go On just makes this video so much more creepy.

[dexterleigh]

Damnit, Cracked.

[Warzinak]

DAMM YOU CRACKED!!! I couldn't watch it all, luckily the comments helped the trauma, but... Kenny G, WTF!!! That just made it so much worse!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hwilliams022687]

This guy makes my vag want to sew itself shut...

[jlaer3]

stuble any1?

[MRPMCat89]

WTF?! O_o by the way, Cracked send me here

[TygerNight1]

1:33 of my life wasted watching an ugly-ass dude pretend he's ever even SEEN a real vagina before, much less licked one. *rolls eyes*

[BobbieMcgee]

I just... I... What?

[xerofate1234]

at 46 seconds he looks like he is trying to figure out what to do next. most likely because he has never done this before. Which is proven by the other 92 seconds of the video.

[5haughnessy]

Goddamned faggots wearing fake dogtags are so insulting. Why don't you earn those, you fucking bitch.

[ChriZZu]

IT BUUUURNS

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

I can't watch this....he's so fucking ugly...and looks like a retard....literally...like Special Ed....ugh..

[beteabiz]

damn you cracked !!!!

[RoarsInPublic]

Ok, yeah, I can't watch this and feel good about myself.

[mcjazzle]

celine dion music on sexy saxophone makes this so much worse

[FunkyLady645]

Oh god. Thanks a lot Cracked! XO

[AlphaFranke]

Damn you, Cracked! If you didn't make work go by so much quicker...

[ArcaneThingOfBeauty]

Cracked! NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!  >X-O

[jacktherussiann]

this is harder to watch than the one with the doll.