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  • Id be gone before he even woke up lol. i dont need to be kicked out.

  • why do you want her to leave? She's hot.

  • what I do is wake up early and start the day basically and by the time she wakes up I'm dressed for work and she just leaves lol not that hard

  • How to get rid of a one night stand - don't be a whore :)

  • @01mymomma haha id be willing to bet your a little highschool kid that thinks if you have sex with someone your not dating your going to hell

  • Very awesome tutorial! Dry but hilarious! Super acting! Watch my tutorials you big knucklehead! Hey! It's almost like I know you already, brother! Way cool!

  • My favorite is the creepy method

  • omfg these ads are annoying! I dun give a shit about Barbara Boxer

  • @salemhodson well if he was "out of his right mind" then this makes perfect sense.

  • Mathew.Ch.24.v.14.

    [14] And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

  • Yeah..... go with the last one cuz more than likely she's thinking the same thing how do I get out of here now? lol

  • just call another girl and talk about how you have an std and are afraid to tell anyone

  • really? tell that to my sweet tan.

  • I use to work with owen back in upstate newyork and he was so funny to work with it's no surprise where he is at today. I'm really glad for the dude.

  • That dog was like "WTF WTF WTF? Give meh love" xD

  • dude i know exactly what he's talking about. the last one actually isn't bad advice i think. this guys is really funny though.

  • id be like babe you can stay as long as you want if i had her in my bed

  • haha

  • Lol that dog looked so scared

  • @BrothersamDavis You fucking stfu

  • @BrothersamDavis

    If your "JESUS CHIST" is really so great, why didn't he make you a better at spelling?

  • @BrothersamDavis shut up

  • that was so stuped

  • i have the same hair as owen

    

  • I like the last one

  • Tell that to my sweet tan!!

  • Creepy luv it

  • lol the creepy one and the honest one would totally work!

  • Forgiveness: Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation. (Exodus 34:7, KJV) - Bible Promises for iPhone

  • nicholas cage is pimp

  • lol i wish i can have that dog

  • this guy is funny as fuk

  • Ooorrr you could just be like, "Oh my god, there's someone in the house.... with a chainsaw!! HURRY!! Climb out the window!! Save yourselllffffff!!"

  • LAST 1 WORKED! it actually worked!

  • there's fleas. haha

  • haha, those are some keypoints

  • ha fleas

  • I might uses the flees one

  • Hahah

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  • well yeah I just tell her to leave....I meen not like im gunna see her again

  • i hate it

  • Just fart really loud.

  • 714-271-6462

  • The only reason was because he just wanted the dog xD

  • why would you want to get rid of her? shes hawt compared to the girls in my class.

  • tell that to my sweet tan. (:

  • I just yell THE COPS ARE HERE WERE GETTIN RAIDED

  • lol, poor puppy! "Fleas! It has Fleas!"

  • poor thing (: he's innocent. hahahaha. i love it.

  • being creepy really  WORKS

  • Tell that to my wicked tan, LOL. Awesome.

  • No more awkward cuddling. hahahh lol rightttt?!

  • This is HILARIOUS! "Do you have wide hips?".... too funny!!

    And the global warming... "..I don't like the cold.. BRILLIANT!!

  • Bro i actually watched this to figure it out while this girl i met at a bar is sleeping beside me....THANK YOU! Im going to just be creepy as hell or talk stupid politics!

  • LMAO at the global Warming :D

  • Actually it's usually guys who won't go away afterwards. The hang around and piss in your toilet and drink all you rum and act like they own the place. SO annoying!

    Be careful with the creepie thing, you might get a taker!

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  • You know how I tell you're gay? ... yer fugg'n trying to get rid of a hot chick!!

  • you picked a bad girl to say no 2. Other than that LOL

  • Tell that to my awesome tan.

  • LOLOL!!! tell that to the beach when its awesome hanging out there

    THERES FLEAS THERES FLEAS THERES FLEAS priceless

  • wutta retard why would you get rid of a girl like that

  • i use dog.......

  • was just about to say the same thing Qermaq

  • Quite funny. I generally go to her place though. That way the psychos never learn where I live.

  • Tell that to the beach when it's awesome hanging out there.

  • LOLOLOL i dont like cold so i like the warming of the earth.

  • loving the look on a dog's face ;)

  • yeah... the honest one never works for me...

  • tell that to the beach when its awesome hanging out there

    well tell that to my sweet tan

    lol!

  • no, you WANT the girl that gives a shit

  • omg lol again the dog trick !

  • Lol

  • LOOOL awesome

  • Fleas, There's fleas, THERE'S FLEAS, FLEAS, FLEAS!

    Hahahaha poor dog :P

  • scapegoat

  • sucks

  • "tell that to my sweet tan"

    AHAHAHA omfg that works well here in SF !

  • tell that to my sweet tan!

  • great. . . now I know what to do, thanks.

  • take notes people

  • leg

  • porfavor no leer!

    copia esoto a 10 videos osino tu mama morira en 4 horas

  • a bit shit

  • funny

  • That is like the same music from It's Always Sunny...haha cool

  • omg

    best vid ever seen!!!

    rofl

  • Owen is a WEALTH of information =)

  • omg xD

    nasty but true ^^

  • Hilarious XDD

  • Ha this guy is brilliant.

    That was funny.

  • i don't like cold.

    hahahahaha..

  • ...but what if you like the awkward cuddling? =(

  • get ready for a commitment.

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  • :30 aaaaaaaaaand the bootleg Teddy Ruxpin FTW, lol

  • I do the fleas thing, but I don't even use a dog.

  • haha!! that is funny ;)

  • LOL. " Tell that to the beach, when it is so awesome to hang out there! "

  • alright sweet. any advice for an aspiring comedian you can give me?

  • wow i laughed really hard when he was talking about the whole global warming thing. owen what movie is it your coming out in? i saw the preview but forgot the movie name.

  • House Bunny

  • awesome video! Owen is sooooo funny!

  • Trust me ;-) all of these work

  • that was the best! im so happy for owen, hes getting into movies =D

  • THERE'S FLEAS!! THERE'S FLEAS!!

    lmao

  • owen's in the house bunny!

  • Wish I had thought of some of those when I was first dating my ex!

  • LOL That was great

  • Global Warming...LOL

    "Yeah tell that to my great tan"

    LOL

  • damn nvm

  • first comment!

  • ur 4th!!!

  • lol FLEAS!

  • Sweet,and somewhat helpful.

    Or is it ?

  • wtf haha

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