Very awesome tutorial! Dry but hilarious! Super acting! Watch my tutorials you big knucklehead! Hey! It's almost like I know you already, brother! Way cool!
[38] Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
[39] For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call.
Forgiveness: Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation. (Exodus 34:7, KJV) - Bible Promises for iPhone
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
Bro i actually watched this to figure it out while this girl i met at a bar is sleeping beside me....THANK YOU! Im going to just be creepy as hell or talk stupid politics!
Actually it's usually guys who won't go away afterwards. The hang around and piss in your toilet and drink all you rum and act like they own the place. SO annoying!
Be careful with the creepie thing, you might get a taker!
there once was a girl named Lorla. She ran away from home because her parents always hit her and yelled at her. She went through a graveyard. She got killed by a dead girl living there. Her spirit still walks the earth and she could be ANYWHERE. if you don't post this to at least 5 videos she will appear under your bed at exactly 12:00 midnight and slash your throat...just like how the dead girl killed her. Hurry, you only have 5 minutes
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
wow i laughed really hard when he was talking about the whole global warming thing. owen what movie is it your coming out in? i saw the preview but forgot the movie name.
Id be gone before he even woke up lol. i dont need to be kicked out.
xTaintedXBl00dx 1 month ago
why do you want her to leave? She's hot.
apinsoneault9 2 months ago
what I do is wake up early and start the day basically and by the time she wakes up I'm dressed for work and she just leaves lol not that hard
mahmoudlez 3 months ago
How to get rid of a one night stand - don't be a whore :)
01mymomma 8 months ago
@01mymomma haha id be willing to bet your a little highschool kid that thinks if you have sex with someone your not dating your going to hell
TEEVENSSNEVEET 4 months ago
Very awesome tutorial! Dry but hilarious! Super acting! Watch my tutorials you big knucklehead! Hey! It's almost like I know you already, brother! Way cool!
themannydanny 11 months ago
My favorite is the creepy method
oliviahorse101 11 months ago
omfg these ads are annoying! I dun give a shit about Barbara Boxer
yakky44 1 year ago
@salemhodson well if he was "out of his right mind" then this makes perfect sense.
wheresthatcandy 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
[38] Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.
[39] For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call.
WSDMM1 1 year ago
Mathew.Ch.24.v.14.
[14] And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
WSDMM1 1 year ago
Yeah..... go with the last one cuz more than likely she's thinking the same thing how do I get out of here now? lol
SLC9008 1 year ago
just call another girl and talk about how you have an std and are afraid to tell anyone
timsb2004 1 year ago
really? tell that to my sweet tan.
elgrau1 1 year ago
I use to work with owen back in upstate newyork and he was so funny to work with it's no surprise where he is at today. I'm really glad for the dude.
robertlewisvazquez 1 year ago
That dog was like "WTF WTF WTF? Give meh love" xD
CandiedSnowflakes 1 year ago
dude i know exactly what he's talking about. the last one actually isn't bad advice i think. this guys is really funny though.
njguitarnewbjk 1 year ago
id be like babe you can stay as long as you want if i had her in my bed
hayden3126 1 year ago
haha
R0CKNR0LL100 1 year ago
Lol that dog looked so scared
MrRunebeast 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
PEOPLE LISTEN UP I'M HERE BECAUSE
GOD SENT ME TO SOCIAL SITES, AND
CHATROOMS TO WHITNESS THE
SAVING GRACE OF JESUS CHIST, AND
TO WARN U OF THE WRATH TO COME
REPENT OR PERISH AND FLEE FROM
SIN AND ENTERNAL. PUNISMENT IN
HELL.
BrothersamDavis 1 year ago
@BrothersamDavis You fucking stfu
MrRunebeast 1 year ago
@BrothersamDavis ass
cootaren 1 year ago
@BrothersamDavis
If your "JESUS CHIST" is really so great, why didn't he make you a better at spelling?
allhailtheinfidel 1 year ago
@BrothersamDavis shut up
JARHEAD45000 1 year ago
that was so stuped
YhoungClappaz 1 year ago
i have the same hair as owen
wasntmemrbond007 1 year ago
I like the last one
jinkazama5912 1 year ago
Tell that to my sweet tan!!
SoSikk999 1 year ago
Creepy luv it
SoSikk999 1 year ago
lol the creepy one and the honest one would totally work!
niamh2739 1 year ago
Forgiveness: Keeping mercy for thousands, forgiving iniquity and transgression and sin, and that will by no means clear the guilty; visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children, and upon the children's children, unto the third and to the fourth generation. (Exodus 34:7, KJV) - Bible Promises for iPhone
BrothersamDavis 1 year ago
nicholas cage is pimp
bobbyyoung3 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
kenken14569 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT something bad will happen. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
Txstatetrooper 1 year ago
lol i wish i can have that dog
masterflamerider97 1 year ago
this guy is funny as fuk
TheDadrobb 1 year ago
Ooorrr you could just be like, "Oh my god, there's someone in the house.... with a chainsaw!! HURRY!! Climb out the window!! Save yourselllffffff!!"
JennekatheNinja 1 year ago
LAST 1 WORKED! it actually worked!
kindlyyours123 1 year ago
there's fleas. haha
bonghitingallday 1 year ago
haha, those are some keypoints
bigmamav1 1 year ago
ha fleas
animekol 1 year ago
I might uses the flees one
snowwolf7777 1 year ago
Hahah
have you checked out
herbal v max girls
at
herbal v max
dot
com?
backinla 1 year ago
well yeah I just tell her to leave....I meen not like im gunna see her again
link000000 1 year ago
i hate it
jeiver25 1 year ago
Just fart really loud.
ilovehell666 1 year ago
714-271-6462
timokokk 1 year ago
The only reason was because he just wanted the dog xD
teiasoserevi 1 year ago
why would you want to get rid of her? shes hawt compared to the girls in my class.
Brock892 1 year ago
tell that to my sweet tan. (:
lipglossbarbi 1 year ago
I just yell THE COPS ARE HERE WERE GETTIN RAIDED
spinmanwinston 1 year ago
lol, poor puppy! "Fleas! It has Fleas!"
LAchic253 1 year ago
poor thing (: he's innocent. hahahaha. i love it.
lipglossbarbi 1 year ago
being creepy really WORKS
SuperHalofans 1 year ago
Tell that to my wicked tan, LOL. Awesome.
GentlemanGerman 1 year ago
No more awkward cuddling. hahahh lol rightttt?!
numbah12time 2 years ago
This is HILARIOUS! "Do you have wide hips?".... too funny!!
And the global warming... "..I don't like the cold.. BRILLIANT!!
graphiqgirl 2 years ago
Bro i actually watched this to figure it out while this girl i met at a bar is sleeping beside me....THANK YOU! Im going to just be creepy as hell or talk stupid politics!
bum45669 2 years ago
LMAO at the global Warming :D
Justmeduh4 2 years ago
Actually it's usually guys who won't go away afterwards. The hang around and piss in your toilet and drink all you rum and act like they own the place. SO annoying!
Be careful with the creepie thing, you might get a taker!
ScaryCannibalTrout1 2 years ago
Comment removed
lowjak25 2 years ago
You know how I tell you're gay? ... yer fugg'n trying to get rid of a hot chick!!
teddyrubskin 2 years ago
you picked a bad girl to say no 2. Other than that LOL
firefox3601 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
there once was a girl named Lorla. She ran away from home because her parents always hit her and yelled at her. She went through a graveyard. She got killed by a dead girl living there. Her spirit still walks the earth and she could be ANYWHERE. if you don't post this to at least 5 videos she will appear under your bed at exactly 12:00 midnight and slash your throat...just like how the dead girl killed her. Hurry, you only have 5 minutes
king3394 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house. We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight, the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw in his hand;sorry i didnt want that happening to me
XxJoshGxX 2 years ago
Tell that to my awesome tan.
levihambrick 2 years ago
LOLOL!!! tell that to the beach when its awesome hanging out there
THERES FLEAS THERES FLEAS THERES FLEAS priceless
Panda079 2 years ago 4
wutta retard why would you get rid of a girl like that
motokid413 2 years ago
i use dog.......
someguy988 3 years ago
was just about to say the same thing Qermaq
Izeldrak 3 years ago
Quite funny. I generally go to her place though. That way the psychos never learn where I live.
Qermaq 3 years ago
Tell that to the beach when it's awesome hanging out there.
tiuric77 3 years ago
LOLOLOL i dont like cold so i like the warming of the earth.
joedirt1050 3 years ago
loving the look on a dog's face ;)
CardinalMonkey 3 years ago 6
yeah... the honest one never works for me...
p4u14k0414 3 years ago
tell that to the beach when its awesome hanging out there
well tell that to my sweet tan
lol!
BlackSteve11 3 years ago
no, you WANT the girl that gives a shit
grandmastatus 3 years ago
omg lol again the dog trick !
melanie1254 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
:\
original of this was better
Only1337here 3 years ago
Lol
rob5251 3 years ago
LOOOL awesome
D4rkVenge 3 years ago
Fleas, There's fleas, THERE'S FLEAS, FLEAS, FLEAS!
Hahahaha poor dog :P
SloanZone87 3 years ago 18
scapegoat
CSpot 3 years ago
sucks
yogigotjokes 1 year ago
"tell that to my sweet tan"
AHAHAHA omfg that works well here in SF !
jabberwolf 3 years ago 2
tell that to my sweet tan!
Yuksu93 3 years ago 3
great. . . now I know what to do, thanks.
Deimosz 3 years ago
take notes people
CSpot 3 years ago 4
leg
ahmedmaazouzi 3 years ago
porfavor no leer!
copia esoto a 10 videos osino tu mama morira en 4 horas
5javi5 3 years ago
a bit shit
ricklidster 3 years ago
funny
seankhn 3 years ago
That is like the same music from It's Always Sunny...haha cool
nemonocomprendo 3 years ago
omg
best vid ever seen!!!
rofl
plaedbread 3 years ago
Owen is a WEALTH of information =)
CSpot 3 years ago 4
omg xD
nasty but true ^^
whyifnotnow 3 years ago
Hilarious XDD
blackdragonxzero 3 years ago
Ha this guy is brilliant.
That was funny.
EStandsForEccentric 3 years ago
i don't like cold.
hahahahaha..
bally0730 3 years ago
...but what if you like the awkward cuddling? =(
ZachsMind 3 years ago 2
get ready for a commitment.
schultzee101 3 years ago
If you like Awkward Cuddling, then you must check out AwkwardPictures.
Check it Out
for a limited Time YEAH (Thumbs up)
b07rivera 3 years ago
:30 aaaaaaaaaand the bootleg Teddy Ruxpin FTW, lol
capam2k2 3 years ago
I do the fleas thing, but I don't even use a dog.
R4ndomCrap 3 years ago 11
haha!! that is funny ;)
CardinalMonkey 3 years ago
LOL. " Tell that to the beach, when it is so awesome to hang out there! "
LSKnight33 3 years ago
alright sweet. any advice for an aspiring comedian you can give me?
stealyourkills 3 years ago
wow i laughed really hard when he was talking about the whole global warming thing. owen what movie is it your coming out in? i saw the preview but forgot the movie name.
stealyourkills 3 years ago
House Bunny
CSpot 3 years ago
awesome video! Owen is sooooo funny!
AcInput1 3 years ago
Trust me ;-) all of these work
CSpot 3 years ago
that was the best! im so happy for owen, hes getting into movies =D
Jwlez 3 years ago
THERE'S FLEAS!! THERE'S FLEAS!!
lmao
LostSoul135 3 years ago
owen's in the house bunny!
oOBubbleGumPieOo 3 years ago
Wish I had thought of some of those when I was first dating my ex!
sachaput 3 years ago
LOL That was great
Mish891 3 years ago
Global Warming...LOL
"Yeah tell that to my great tan"
LOL
yoyodoud 3 years ago
damn nvm
heckald 3 years ago
first comment!
heckald 3 years ago
ur 4th!!!
retardsonfilms 3 years ago
lol FLEAS!
fastgirl321 3 years ago
Sweet,and somewhat helpful.
Or is it ?
Firestorm686 3 years ago
wtf haha
MarkLopez13 3 years ago