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  • So funny the Christians (like MrRandycouturefan below) who use 'God Bless' or 'Love ya man' after every post. It's really code for fuck you. Hey Randy, god knows what you are thinking even if you don't say it out loud. LOL

  • I fucking hate Christians, if anyone can watch Zeitgeist part 1 and still believe in Jesus then they need a bullet through their head.

  • @CodeRedMD6969 Ouch, wheres all that hate coming from? Jesus is peace and love. Whats wrong with bein g nice and loving towards eachother? Where's the harm? Please explain.

  • @MrRandycouturefan Nice and loving towards each other?

    "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." - Psalm 137:9

    "And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat." Leviticus 26:29

    "A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them." Leviticus 20:27

    Not to mention molesting children..

  • @CodeRedMD6969 thats all Old Testament your quoting from dick.

  • @MrRandycouturefan What the fuck is your point? The old testament is "the word of god", the new testament is a bunch of cocksuckers cherry picking the old testament and taking out things that they don't see fit. If it's truly the word of god you can't change it now can you cocksucker. And where the fuck do you get off calling me a dick. Ohand I'm fairly fucking sure MOLESTING CHILDREN is going on today. So, take your self-righteous bull shit and go fuck yourself you bitter old fuck.

  • @CodeRedMD6969 Molesting children is absolutely going on today, and its horrible and evil as most of us can agree. I'm sorry for upsetting you. You have not upset me. I got screwed by a cop the other day, believe me i'm just a guy trying to live a joyful and peacful existence. But have a great day and life! I feel great so i guess im not bitter, but im for sure getting older and not younger so at least you got that right. I love you brother!

  • @CodeRedMD6969 And oh by the way you start things by saying you hate Christians. Hey i'll be the 1st to admit there are Christians that are bad people. There are bad people from any group. As you grow andmature you will realize that and one day thank me perhaps. Love ya bro!

  • @MrRandycouturefan Oh thank you so much.....

  • @MrRandycouturefan I'm not sure if arguing over something as religion on a YouTube comment section is considered "mature".

  • @randycouturefan im sorry but have u heard of the big bang theory son?? It has been long explained that the sun,universe,and earth as well as resident lifeforms were created by the big bang (a.k.a the splitting of atoms) so try to come up with another argument and I garentee u I will have an explaination. Peace.

  • @hinafan3 O.K. You just proved yourself inadvertantly to be unsure of what your talking about. Theory means educated guess. Theory means were not sure. Plus I cant think of any aethiasts who ever lived that ive even heard of> in other words i think most aetiasts are dumbos and crackpots. Nobody worth any thing is an Aethiast until they repent. No presidents or great people are aerthiasts, only the weirdos. think about it, name one former president who doesnt believe in God.

  • @hinafan3 Anyway, who says God didnt create the atoms before they got split Einstein. OOOps, hes a Jew who believes in God but may be in Hell because a lot of Jews dont believe that Jesus is GOD>

  • @hinafan3 Nice try but i like the tv show and i only deal with FACTS! not theories when it comes to my salvation.

  • @hinafan3 TheBig Bang fact, oh and the fact of evolution. lol

  • i CAN PROVE to you right now God exists. A living being not in human form that we call the Father whose power and structure we do not comprehend absolutely had to crate the universe. It's impossible that it just happened. You aeteists cant get beyond that. End of story. Nobody has all the answers. Were only human and simply dont comprehend certain realities. Where does the universe end? I dont know and neither do you. Sorry i win you lose.  love ya

  • "i CAN PROVE to you right now God exists." GASP!

    " A living being not in human form that we call the Father whose power and structure we do not comprehend absolutely had to crate the universe. It's impossible that it just happened." TRANSLATION: "It's beyond my scope of comprehension to ever imagine there are evidenced-based explanations for every stage of the universe; THUS, this proves god!"

    "Where does the universe end? I dont know and neither do you. Sorry i win you lose." WHAT?!?!?

  • @pokerslut530 he's a troll

  • @MrRandycouturefan so what created god

  • @MrRandycouturefan well that proved all beyond doubt that there really is an imaginary friend, whos a clever boy then.the world of science can now pull up the pegs and leave it to the imaginary friend in the sky. how can anybody argue with such logistical reasoning. thing is, your fundamentalist postings speaks volumes about your imaginary friend. i thought he had it all in hand, not according to you though, have some faith man. wee chortle at the end there.

  • @MrRandycouturefan you are one fucked up cunt

  • TELL your BUDDY TRUTH SURGE HE PICKED A FIGHT WITH THE WRONG GUY. I KNOW SOME COPS AND WILL FIND HIM. HE KNOWS WHASSSUP.

  • @MrRandycouturefan Cops? What the hell are you talking about?

  • I feel for you, I tried to talk some sense into baltimark myself but was of course greeted with a torrent of absolute foolishness, abuse and laughably absurd claims.

  • @Nick0062 That's how he rolls. He's the first human in history to have the ability to detach their brain directly at the stem AT WILL. The medical community is STILL baffled! :)

  • @pokerslut530 Baltimark is a complete moron, and it's literally impossible to tell him anything.

    Interestingly, there's a baltimark website, and I suspect it may be the same guy. If so, he claims to work in IT. Which is of itself, a terrifying prospect.

  • Total agreement. I've yet to encounter an atheist who can say a SINGLE correct thing in regard to Christian doctrine. Without the Holy Spirit, one has ZERO understanding of God. And go right ahead and insult them! Atheists are ALWAYS in need of a good shaking up.

    God bless! : )

  • @baltimark Whoops. That was weird. YouTube is REALLY acting up today. I meant to post the above comment on a christopherL video. I clicked on post ... and it shot my comment over to here! How the heck did that happen?

    Let's see what happens NOW when I click on post. ... Maybe it'll shoot me over to somewhere else! The Youtube wormhole.

    8 P

  • Thank God it's only 2 and a half minutes long. I've been busy of late.

    And ironically I got a video in the works, my first one and delayed for weeks, that goes into what I mean.

    I'm dead-set against rationalism and Christian rationalist apologetics as ways to get at the Truth. God is apprehended only on His Terms, through intuition and mysticism. He's a HOLISTIC EXPERIENCE, transcending all thought. Moreover, in that case, He's AWESOME FUN.

    God bless! : )

  • @baltimark "I'm dead-set against rationalism and Christian rationalist apologetics as ways to get at the Truth."

    LOL..! Again, there are only two options: rational or irrational. If you're supporting irrationality as some sort of valid way to live your life - you're more insane than I could have ever guessed. I mean come on man wtf?!

    It must be fair to say you DO stand by the overall essence of your original comment shown in this video, that being "you must to be crazy to believe in god" ?

  • @pokerslut530 This is why I got bored with you the other day. Is your mind really so small as to think that REALITY corresponds with LOGIC, and vice versa? Reason is entirely a PRACTICAL matter, nothing COSMIC. Rational and irrational are forever SUBJECTIVE. Your certainty is a JOKE. And this point is so simple and elementary that your missing it shows how Atheists deal in willful delusion just like fundamentalists.

  • @baltimark Being rational means thinking while using sound logic. Being irrational means NOT thinking and/or thinking while NOT using sound logic. How are these concepts even REMOTELY subjective? If you can articulate your argument with some tangible examples and/or facts, I'm all ears. Simply saying it is so doesn't make it true. Logic is a proper dichotomy and the options are appropriately limited, period.

    Even with grand leaps of imagination I cannot logically grasp your perspective.

  • @pokerslut530 Sound logic as defined by whom? See, you fundamentally don't get it. You've been had by the Secular Establishment. And what a pushover you are for them! You think you're dealing in Absolutes, but they're only conveniences! And not even THAT statement is certain! Reality is INSANE. Time to face it.

    And so, I just posted the first of a series of videos that might cause your brain to grow a few more lobes. Or so I pray! God bless.

  • @baltimark Sound logic as defined by humans - which has been mulled over and improved since the time of the GREEKS for pete's sake! You're the one who doesn't get it and you make this is clear with your every comment. You claim I have been had by secular thinking? Uh, how? I have been "had" by nothing besides rationality and common freaking sense. I encourage you to learn a little bit about the body of study called logic - seriously.

  • @pokerslut530 Right. Sound logic as defined by CONSENSUS. And consensus is what? It's a matter of CONVENIENCE. Your certainty is nothing but a practical matter. Plus in the final analysis it's arbitrary. Plus the ultimate secret is that it's totally self-serving.

    So here's a kleenex! Go cry your heart out. And I expect to see you in church this weekend.

    : )

  • @baltimark Consensus? wtf? It's a matter of making SENSE. If it walks like a duck, it quacks like a duck... well gee--might it be a CAT? Of course not! This is basic freaking logic!

    Now, where is the consensus? Where is the level of *UN*certainty?  Apply your assertions to an example instead of making wild and vague blanket statements.

    Seeking facts is self serving; you don't think I'd like to have an afterlife?

    You're not quite stupid enough to bring me to tears--almost though.

  • @pokerslut530 Yes, it would appear that, given certain assumptions about reality, there might be a basis for some CONSENSUS between us that a thing which looks and sounds like a duck could be a duck. And, my friend, that is ALL that we can ever say about ANYTHING! Except for ONE thing, the Absolute, about Which we can technically say NOTHING, having only to surrender to It.

  • @baltimark Again you cannot even formulate an actual answer. You're one big bowl of jibberish. One person staring at an animal trying to decide what type of animal it is has no bearing on the consensus of others. Apparently this blindingly obvious fact was easily overshadowed by your ignorance.

    Define "the absolute" that you so mysteriously keep referencing?

  • @baltimark "I'm dead-set against rationalism..." Wow! You said something honest! And speaking of lies, your comment about "ZERO understanding" is bunk. You're trying to put your beliefs into an unassailable position and we don't let you get away with it you misrepresenting, sniveling, lying fuck.

  • @Tyrtamus I say experience. You think belief. I repeat: EXPERIENCE! You continue to think in terms of belief.

    Has anyone ever measured the average thickness of atheists' skulls? In any case, your comment here represents the kind of frakas I'm looking for under my videos, the first one of which I just uploaded. And unlike certain wussies, I intend never to block anyone.

    God bless. : )

  • @baltimark I block trolls. You're either a troll or a very, very clever poe. I seriously don't believe someone can be as deluded as you.

    You just keep being "dead-set against rationalism," bud. Actually, keep telling people that. I dare you.

  • @Tyrtamus Maybe I'm gullible but I'm pretty convinced he's real. He has too many conversations with other people along the same lines. This blows my fucking mind man. Never have I seen someone stand and defend deluded ignorance and have the gall to relabel it and call it "anti-rationalism." Fuck me. This is a whole new low which could have never been imagined by the craziest of crazies. Muhammad himself would be impressed.

  • @pokerslut530 Well I do think he's for real, just at times like when I posted that comment, I get a little overwhelmed by his insanity to the point of disbelief. But yeah, I think he's legitimately insane.

    He chalks it all up to his finding god through meditation. I told him on his channel - I've meditated and had transcendent experiences before, but I know better than to claim it was god. Its just silly.

  • @Tyrtamus Meditating on 'cid the one time I've tried it was freaking amazing. That guy's brain would just pop if he ever had such an experience. He probably thinks magnets are miracles too... ;)

  • @pokerslut530 Really? I've never tried it. This leafy green stuff works fine for me. And yeah his head would indeed go kaboom if he ever tried that.

    I like to indulge in the leaf, go way out into my woods, prop up against a tree and close my eyes and ponder that which I ponder. That in itself would dwarf his little self-masturbation "god" sessions. I can't imagine what your method would do to him. :)

  • @pokerslut530 I'd like to give you and Tyrtamus a big hug and buy you some ice cream. And when you're done, I'd like to kick your dumb bottoms even harder.

    God bless. : )

  • @baltimark In other words you know you cannot philosophically debate us on anything...? I know it must be frustrating but let's leave the petty threats of violence out of this... you wouldn't be kicking a damn thing :)

  • @pokerslut530 What I do is nothing your way. I don't answer or defer to you. Guess Who it is I answer and defer to instead! That's right: The One you're so jealous of. And now guess what is my reward. Joy. You need some yourself! I ride atheists hard, for their own good. But my ultimate motivation is pity. You guys hardly know how screwed up you are. And you simply can't go on lying to yourselves forever. The Absolute won't let you.

  • @baltimark Agreed - you don't have to answer my questions if you don't want to. However retreating to petty obfuscatory tactics is really childish and doesn't bolster your argument whatsoever. In fact, it only emphasizes its overall weakness. If your position was so solid, you'd have solid answers for any question. You certainly cannot ask me a single question and make me cower from it because my position is valid and sound.

  • @pokerslut530 Wow. It's like you really REALLY really don't wanna get it.

    And that's too bad, 'cos it's jus' so darn much fun. : )

  • @baltimark I really hope you're not actually nearly 50 years old. Your mentality is that of an 8 year old at best.

  • @pokerslut530 Jeez! You're so scared. Relax! Calm down.

    You spiritual virgins are all the same. Too tense! Amen? : )

  • @baltimark Please don't misconstrue my *frustration* with debating your self-proclaimed "anti-rationalist" ideology (which revolves around vague terminology based upon a concept you also self-admittedly cannot even define) as "being scared." You can't possibly be so stupid to think I'm actually intimidated by your new-age gibberish. Find a new person to troll.

  • @pokerslut530 I think you're terrified. See you in church tomorrow.

    - And how can I be a troll when you INVITED me to view this video?!?

    God bless. : )

  • @baltimark The only reason you find me in church is to seduce the sweet, ripe and innocently unpicked fruit that flocks to their doors. Thankfully I know enough scripture to convince any believer girl to let me get in them panties :)

    Can I get a rAmen ?

  • @pokerslut530 Ha! O my God. Yes, EVERY parish has a story about such a visitor, come to lure one of their girls to Perdition!

    But every parish has even more stories about women visitors, come to steal a husband.

    : )

  • @baltimark It's way easier picking up a 20-year old girl who is just dying to get deflowered. Married men usually have a family to mentally battle with. Those girls outta pick their battles wiser. lol

  • @Tyrtamus Dare gladly accepted. If you only knew the fun.

    : )

  • @baltimark Also, you failed to address my main point:

    You say that without the holy spirit, someone can't understand christianity and therefore their arguments are invalid. You're trying to put your god into an unassailable position, and dismiss any non-christian criticisms as "not understanding." This is the equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and going "LALALALA."

    You're a child. Claims don't work like that. Grow up or grow a pair and learn to deal with the nature of claims.

  • @Tyrtamus Uh. It would stand to Reason, which I use sparingly on occasion, that the position of GOD is unassailable.

    What is this problem you have with the idea that GOD is better than you?

  • @baltimark "It would stand to Reason, which I use sparingly on occasion, that the position of GOD is unassailable."

    hahahahahahahahahhahah.... I just laugh everytime you admit practicing being stupid.

    "What is this problem you have with the idea that GOD is better than you?"

    The fact that you cannot tangibly prove his existence beyond experiences you claim to have in your own mind. (And no, that isn't evidence in any stretch of the imagination).

  • @pokerslut530 I hardly recommend stretching your imagination. But I do strongly suggest that you deepen your intuition.

    And - voila! ... now you're a real human being.

    God bless. : )

  • @baltimark Again, not saying i'm "better" than god, but you're making a god-claim and then saying we cannot argue against it just because.

    And what, atheists aren't real human beings? Fuck you too, bub.

  • @Tyrtamus Claims. Frigid concepts. We deal in holistic experiences that'll blow you away while enriching your life. The right choice entails too much psycho-spiritual drama? It entails that for everyone. That's why it's good to be part of a community, for support. Y'know the proverbial first-time parachutist who asks for a kick out the door? I'm inclined to do that even before you ask. That's how good I know this experience is!

  • @baltimark So now atheists aren't human beings? Fuck you too, bub.

  • @Tyrtamus Eh. Everything's ironic. You're only too human. And in fact not human enough.

    : D

  • I have these kinds of conversations daily....Especially with Muslims, who usually write that they pity me, or simply go HAHAHAHAHAH and tell me how dumb I am...It's what's generally called missing the point...

  • ROFL. Hahahahahahaha awesome. Just awesome.

    BTW, I can't get over the sexiness of your voice. It's distracting. STOP IT. haha <3

  • @bunnygotfree Lol, I was thinking the same thing ; )

  • @missmaria212 you two are too sweet ;)

  • I think the quote has a lot more punch in context, particularly with the 'Like fundamentalists' before it.

    Normally, atheists claiming to have more respect for fundamentalists scares me. At least in my mind, moderate Christians have enough humanity to willingly ignore the worst of the bible. But if that is the, ahem, logic behind them, I can understand the respect for 'honest' Christians.

  • @AndrewTheEternal I totally agree with you. In hindsight, I should have definitely included those two words...

  • Yes, we're cursed with the narrow mindset of not being able to accept any superstition that people might use to threaten us or bribe us, instead only following the evidence. I'm tired of people telling me 'you should respect my choice to religion' I respect the freedom to choose, but I also have the right to criticize it and point out how utterly insane I think it is. Do not cottle these people, they become complacent in their fantasies.

  • @TheScienceFoundation Well said as usual TSF. They fear the hammer of logic will crack their glass bubble of delusion. A fear of logic itself thats derives from knowing deep down they're living in a fantasy world. If they truly "knew" god, information couldn't possibly scare them. I'm not scared to look at any religious/creationist site for fear it may compromise what I know to be true, that's for damn sure.

  • I was once in a face-to-face debate with a Christian in front of a class full of Christians. I repeatedly pwned her on questions of science and logic. Eventually she said "Have you ever considered that God might be outside of reason and science? That he might be outside the realm of logic?"

    I said: "Yes, yes I have considered it. I thought it was illogical."

    The whole class laughed. She didn't argue any further.

  • @nemo3590 hahaha.. sounds like an IRL episode of this very conversation :)

  • WOW this is hilarious.. and reminds me of my old pentecostal days....

  • @fattychunksings man, I should have used your song! I still have it in mind!! ;)

  • @pokerslut530 haha that wouldve been awesome... the song is pretty different now, but better. i'm going to try to get it uploaded to my myspace soon, but use it whenever you like =] going to actually try and sell this new version though cuz i reeeeally am proud of it now haha

  • I've run into baltimark before. He's about as insane as they come.

  • @Tyrtamus I agree. After I read a few of his conversations with other people I was left feeling real sorry for him. lol

  • @Tyrtamus Yeah I agree with you on that one.

  • @Tyrtamus Tyrtamus! - my favorite atheist wildchild.

    Look for my first video ... when I soon get around to posting it.

    You'll go ape-crap like never before! : D

  • i don't know how new this concept is, i was reading pharyngula yesterday where pz Myers quoted i think it was aquinas on how reason is parenthetical to Christianity and faith

  • @NegativeNick Interesting... I'd never even heard that word before.

  • @NegativeNick anti-thetical is what i meant

  • Great vid.

    loved the equalizer background, where did you get it?

  • @dcj68 I made it :)

  • nice pwnage bro, liked

  • You've sort of backed him into a corner there, haven't you?

  • @CuriousMoth I thought so :D

  • Did you see Philhellenes latest video? It's about the absurdity of the concept of omnipotence.

  • @AuntieDiluvian Sure did.. phil is the man! :)

  • Cool the 'click his fingers and have the bible appear is one thought I have been playing with. My thought went further and it involved the Tower of Babel, once all the languages had been set then all god would have to do is snap his fingers and lo, all new bible for each person in the language needed to understand it. No middle persons required in production.

    For that matter, god could provide every person on earth with their own personal copy of the bible, in their language - if god existed.

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