Bread

[TheDarkFolf]

...Because fuck logic

[donrafacorleone]

besides...you can't eat barbie xD

[McSpazzatron]

I love it, hilarious.

[internetmachine]

TASTEFULLY done!

[MorganStack]

Brilliant film. Pure madness.

[MordaciousFilms]

Not only is this amazingly convincing as a retro documentary film, but the writing is genius.

[jamesericm]

Awesome Chris. No, really awesome!

[SevenDeadlyCinema]

This is brilliant.

[xxscarlettrigger]

heehee

[javajocelyn]

wow. you have great talent sir and a nice eye for detail.

purely enjoyable. make more.

[buttonheaddotorg]

i enjoyed every moment of this video. just brilliant. thank you!

[thelastglance]

OMG. I wonder if David Lynch sees these videos and gets ideas, lol.

[pedalero]

i am spechless...this is beyound

[radiofriendly]

the deadpan voiceover is genius. did you make this? - and i am humbly posting a response entitled 'christmas bread.'

[robotfridge]

genius!

[XWinterTreesX]

LMAO

[redrocket110]

I think I've commented on this before, but this video is soooo good. like, goddamn!

[kgozman]

Brilliant

[Nmbrz]

this is brilliant

original content?

[punkmonkeyed]

I initially wondered about that as well. It's so stylistically different from the David Lynch Problem Solver videos that I thought it was "found footage". However, if you watch the credits Chris mentions "the 97-98 2nd grade class of Bailey Elementary", so I'm guessing this was his senior project for the film and video program he attended.

Kudos Mr. Filmakerguy, really well done. Killer writing.

[MarmaladeSkies]

s00 grate, keep makin n mak en

[WeirdAl68]

the atkins diet must have been like the holocaust to this lady...seriously

[redrocket110]

truly one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Perfection.

[baba44713]

I'm not really sure if this was funny or creepy.

I do think it's just a tiny bit too long, though.

[akd829]

How cute - 6 year old Brooke on youtube, I love it!

[misterscoops]

Is this video truly that old, or did you age it using effects? If I had the patience to write more than 2 sentences of dialog, this is pretty damn close to something I would do.

[ThereWillBeDaniel]

Those were the most amazing nine minutes of my life.

[DJPelucaMIOJO]

Haha! funny like hell! congrats!

I think maybe you'll like "I (heart) apple" from my channel I think is preety much the same humor... but with apples :P

Bye!

[TomClark2]

This is amazing. In my opinion it asks deep questions about religion, don't flame me about this but maybe someone could see where I'm coming from?

[Drummer122]

Great work I love it

[mongorama]

excellent

[subwelt]

Since I lack the ability to come up with witty and humorous remarks myself, I simply agree with all the other comments. Very informative. Very dark banana!

[theledzeppguy]

Very much like David Lynch.

[timidgothica]

I never leave my apartment, except to buy bread either.

[jfkdlsls]

Wow, it's really Old!

[grndthftawesome]

This is basically the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

[awaitingthehalos]

that was really interesting. i love your work. what kind of film stock did you use. it's a breath of fresh air to see some videos that were not shot on video.

[notdavidlynch]

@awaitingthehalos 16mm film. I believe the film stock was called Kodak Vision 500 or something...

[Deztitute]

freakin' great!

[Rockafella99]

dude

this is incredible. oh my god.

[apollozero]

I was harmed in the process of viewing this film. :)

[jdenial]

great! what format is that on? hi8? svhs? please respond

[notdavidlynch]

@jdenial "Bread" was shot on 16mm film. Thanks for the interest!

[Sofiya913]

wow

[feathersfall]

4:35 is the best. <3

[desolateangel83]

Mmmm, bread!

[KajiCarson]

This was.... this was...

[Alsamisath]

You are amazing Dotman.

[jeffreycoy]

Bread can be evil if possessed by the devil

[hartnell114]

i love bread too!

if only i wasnt 25 years out :(

we loved this film

from

me+bread.

[crunchpump]

"I am not a heretic. I believe there is a God and I respect all religions that reccommend you eat bread!" Absolutely brilliant! haha

[kaosboy13]

Subtly funny, this one hits just under the radar. Too bad David Lynch didn't show up to solve a bread-related problem...

[dbspin]

Ingenious and deeply creepy. Very reminiscent the first series of the British parody 'Look Around You'.

[Craigination]

Yes! I was thinking the same thing!

[sa1994kimo]

Wow, weird and very Lynchian!

[nutherefurlong]

I liked the aging on the film. That food pyramid thing is a bit dangerous to follow, though :)

[anisblond]

Great!!

[mrfist6]

How long ago did you make this? It looks like it was made in the 80's or early 90's. If it was made recently, then WOW.

P.S. Bread rules.

[notdavidlynch]

@mrfist6 "Bread" was filmed in 1998 and shot on 16mm film. --Not sure if you even remember asking me this question. It's only taken me a year to get around to reading the YouTube comments :)

[mrfist6]

@notdavidlynch FINALLY! I've been sitting on this couch for a long time waiting for a reply.

[petrieds10]

Finally, a film that expresses the awesomeness of bread. Good work.