Smoking machine by Kristoffer Myskja

[BiSex4Life]

E-Cigarette :D

[PrezLfc]

WTF y have u got a machine that smokes your own cigarette

[kairen5443]

@PrezLfc UI think they used that to fool stalker making machine smoke for them while they fleeing

[mfjeff]

but....why?

[RutinaRottis]

@mfjeff second for that

[NorthernFisher092909]

werid part of youtube again damn it

[Bapaty]

thats what you call a champion hit!

[TurfProductions]

someone has to much time on their hands

[SoCheating]

Classic smoker just throwing the butts on the ground...

[TheRacingRanger]

is it that hard to take a cigarette a turn it on

[g3k0z]

were does the power come from O.o

[lilswpaznboiOo]

You could use it for the use of marijuana and if you're in a small room, it'd be useful, somewhat, I guess o.o

[niamat12]

4get making dis "smoking machine"; how cud u even come up with such a pointless idea?

[McmullenEJ]

this reminds me of an art machine i saw designed to make

replicated human turds... and it did and then packaged them and sold

them as souviniers. ok a human might of sold them.

[lnfectedMushroom]

@McmullenEJ

This must be the cloaca by Wim Delvoye, a belgian artist

Check it's info : /watch?v=VdlLBWymnUA

[stamsix3]

Bender´s grandpa

[Fuggletts]

why didn't you just spend your time on a dick sucking machine?

[grayishleapard8]

thats just gay i would just smoke them all what a waste of money

[LOLWTFBBQz]

Wow ya just made a cancer spreading litter machine..... same thing as a human without the fail attitudes :)

[clem5976]

Mdr sa sert a rien ^^

[ICEMAN6282]

Minute well spent...

[jaelementsk8ter]

there is no point lol , but cool :D

[CheezeDipper]

That's cool! What drives it?

[DjDoyley2011]

@CheezeDipper ur mum

[Gytax0]

@CheezeDipper Heat.

[axiyVideos]

0:46 - 0:52, it can do more!

[TheKillander]

now I can slowly get cancer without lifting a finger...

[HappinessSeizure]

hey robot pick up your litter!

[StudiosLazy]

its amazing how people have time for stupid ideas like these...

[bluejones93]

America has been working hard I see..

[MAUROtele]

i thought this was a video about my mom

[eduard7687]

now i can get high with my little friend :D

[bobwhang]

Finally I can get rid of this carton of smokes without killing myself.

[killerdude151]

hey look its the piss of your wife machine

[Killedbyncf]

haha this is badass

[odbahrami]

the point is cigarets are bad for human

[Undergirda]

Why..

[HillcrestCapital]

This had to of been made by someone European.

[SuperRetardedgoose]

it looks like one of peewee hermans inventions,,,pointles and weird

[cudderfan420]

LITERING!



[cg5]

chooch it

[matthewHizzle]

I UNDERSTAND. Wait, No i don't.

[feathertrain]

why would you waste all those cigaretts?

[markfeng123]

That's pretty cool, but, what does it do other than entertain you and pollute your home?

[altoids79762]

im in the useless gadget part of youtube again.

[SheledUmlal]

Love the bit at the end for some reason!

[mendaliv]

Jump cuts...

[juan49405]

pra q isso seus pervertidos

[pooiuugjnhvcf]

SO... IT SMOKES U?

[chaoszero11]

You know, from the thumbnail and then the video name "Smoking machine", I assumed it was going to literally shoot cigarettes.

[SoldierTooy]

Qual a utilidade dessa máquina ?

[FrigginBananaPants]

Ever wanted your house to smell like cigarette smoke without having to actually smoke them?!??!

[MrClaysta]

@FrigginBananaPants i know i do

[bradkrit]

So classy. I need one.

[PlanBskaterD]

its alot easier to light one yourself.

[fmfadsum]

10

[superhessu3]

SMOKING KILLS! Remember it!

[TheSuperComments]

AM I STILL ALIVE?

[CasseurDeTete]

SOOOOooooo fuckkinnggggg slowwwwwww

[SmurfzomzINC]

HOpe the RObot Doesnt Get CAncer. >.<

[videman21]

@SmurfzomzINC No the robot doesnt have to worry about cancer he has to worry about CANcer XD

[Gopeshkabra]

Now what the fuck was that.! O_o

[Sres1]

It smokes so you don't have too!

[energeticmouse]

Like a boss.

[jairpacprocions]

Como vim parar aqui?

E qual a utilidade disso?

[slgansar]

WHO THE HELL HAVE CONTROL OF THAT DAMN SMOKE MACHINE!!!!?

[truthteller75]

@slgansar Serbia Does. Eat shit Bosnia.

[kaziabir1]

did the machine have cancer?

[govedar4o]

best way to clean:from the table on the floor ..

[dragonkknight]

look its bender the only thing he need to say kiss my shiny metal ass

[Maxxreru]

สุดยอดมากครับ

[yan2yan2]

just like an ak47

[TekkGnostic]

i definitely need one of these, smoking isn't quite as expensive as i'd wish it were.

[tblaszczak]

Psh, I can do that.

[losthawk15]

holy shit know every one is going to have iron lungs

[Hufflewaffle]

Finally!!

[d35p0]

LIKE A BOSS

[ericgumster]

i does works for a cigarrette company because they can test how long a cigar lasts

[RECON342]

they made a smoking machine that kills you twice as fast than regular smoking, lol

[InjuringMuffin]

I bet John Henry can beat this machine in a smocking contest

[purpleduckify]

well thats one way to beat lung cancer

[ThommyTerneborn]

Convenient!

[lookn4tabs]

wtf is the point!!

[real213]

@lookn4tabs lol i just said the exact same thing!

[AmgedphaLimael]

@lookn4tabs IT'S THE FURURE!!! In the future mankind will become so friggin' lazy that they even demand robots to smoke their cigarettes. And you are one of the many witnesses that saw the first prototype on YouTube :) :P

[aymbot4gaming]

@lookn4tabs lmao that's exactly what i was going to say..

[dudejohnny]

@lookn4tabs

You're very young are you not?

[cipmars]

@lookn4tabs What is the fucking point of me smoking, and I still do.

[dubzzTV]

I have to say, it's a really nice maschine, but I want to smoke the cigarettes by myself (:

[Xero555000]

imagine that.... cigarettes used for something productive

[Doinyourmoom]

Why?!

[TheXTermanatorx]

would be alot easier to pick 1 up and light it ...

[LeOmantovano]

si ma non ha senso!!!! se mi fumo le sigarette me le fuomo io no la macchina!!!!

[Sanadzappy123]

so you are saying i have to lose my health waste money on the smokes and but the machine DAMN

[archblanket]

Great now they are gonna come door to door asking for donations for the Machine Cancer Foundation

[CODMASTA]

or put it in your mouth and inhale.

[VIIlncent]

but why?

[ciornianucristian]

What is it used for ?

[XxDovydasxX]

First 1 : yay its my turn

Last 1 : FUCK YOU!

[RaafiUTube1]

That was brilliant !

[krux02]

stere is a foot missing that steps on the cigarette

[Liara767]

А нахуя?

[prettyboy7thst]

creepy ina way

[XSazuke]

but who would enjoy it.

[thevuduchild]

I'd run it on joints and then after a couple hours it'd really be blowing my mind

[TheHostOfThat]

I want one of these :)

[mattheminger]

Why does it dump that shit on the ground?

nice machine...this will make the future much better.

I don't need to smoke cigarettes, I have a machine to do it for me.

[BadAssBoy071295]

I find myself in tht weird part of Youtube again.. Oh my!.

[ThisDelilahIsBroken]

I don't fully understand why anyone would make this... And waste those cigs

[OooABIGORooO]

CAMEL nice Ad haha

[trinexxxbaker]

it doesnt make sense

[Animatals]

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ლ(ಠ_ಠლ)

[JMdiggs1]

WHY?

[qwckstr12206]

what is the purpose of this machine tho?

[axe863]

@qwckstr12206 Economic stimulus ;)

[MikSevilla]

"Are you tire of smoking cigarettes and want to quit? Well no more, we have got the perfect product for you... Its a machine that does it for you!"

[xXaltowolfXxmp3]

a very complex useless contraption.

[llMke1989ll]

i like seeing fags being wasted <3

[Timche1290]

Why?



[thedude9821]

@Timche1290

It's art. Check out the website in the description, the guy has lots of other cool stuff like this.

[LeckerAltBier]

Camels, yaaay!

[TheBillywitchdoctor]

Shut up and take my money!



[deafhero]

cool!

[MrDawiiee]

this machine has a addiction problem.....

[fandgweekly]

Why

[MrCh9902]

What a waist of money

[Want2BArtist]

wow Now if that ran on gas and smoked that would be the Most Expensive And Deadlist Machine To Ever Run !

[TheGyroid]

your grandmother's reaparator

[goeatbobby]

the most pointless contraption ever invented

[GoodvsDark]

What a waste

[Prdez97]

Jig Saw

[zDarylHD]

The scientificly proven number 1 way to get cancer

[deadweight7777]

fantastic



[oraclepw]

Despite the bad optics, this is some amazing engineering. Not a fan of smokes in general, but this machine is beautiful.

[rikkypikkyful]

Why???

[momo5is1]

"honey are u cooking something?"

[andraken]

What's... the purpose?

[vudurabbit]

So...whats the point...

[edyo1997]

russisan air freshner :D

[ZNAHARUS]

@edyo1997 very funy!

[BatCoil]

@ZNAHARUS funny dont know if you typed funy because you meant to lol

[ZNAHARUS]

@BatCoil More likely this air freshener have thought up in America. As it is known Columbus has brought tobacco to Europe therefrom. At all respect we can't apply for this invention.)))

[TheInactiveMedusa]

Why would you waste perfectly fine camels?

[stormtrooper1296]

product of the industrial revolution

[knihThink]

somebody get this machine a nicotine patch

[LeandroFantomas]

Amazing Machine!!!

[fcarabat]

you don't want to put that on your side table.

[xXBallistic82Xx]

Thats about as useless as Chinese music.

[gangstarap069]

@xXBallistic82Xx thats about as useless as chinese people

[Anglingswaysanddays]

someone has far too much time on their hands...........

[CamiloSanchez1979]

Ingeniously pointless

[YH55]

why would anyone need one of those when we can just get our children to smoke them....but seriously cool grears

[demiurg17]

piece of shit

[MrShook55]

haha i wonder what the machines voice will sound like

[sobeita]

Smoking machines are used to replace human involvement in tests for the toxicity of cigarettes and properties of smoke. They're also used for cigarette substitutes like the e-Cigarette that claim to leave fewer residues in the lungs.

This doesn't cause cancer, it helps prevent it.

[graffitylifestyle]

This is Bender's Grandad XD

[billeethesciencegeek]

of coarse a russian made this... its made of brass. oh you thought i was going to make a comment about smoking, who's the real racist?

[MrPl4ayer]

this is made in norway =) but stupid anyways lol

[Sk8MakeVideo]

am i the only one who thinks this is cool/pointless/hilarious lol

[someguy8390]

like the old penthouse ads "can you spot the camel smoker here?"

[someguy8390]

a must have add-on for grandmas ventilator

[1337sir]

Cigarettes are a waste of money and health

[popcan4u]

I guess this is what engineers do on their spare time lol.

[krbruner]

A later design will allow it to smoke pot...for those too uppity to smoke it, but are fine with the contact high.

[helmetluigi]

MENTLEGEN

[SirValorUltima]

what a lazy fuck

[greatergreen]

needs a dildo on it

[popcan4u]

@greatergreen LLLOL

[WILDWOODislandder]

how much?

[WILDWOODislandder]

how much?

[BotanK51]

so you can build a smoking machine but you cant even buy a not destructet piece of paper?

[OldeVikingOriginal]

Thats real artistic engineering i tell yah :)

[NirdBerd]

wow, it smokes so fast... that chain smoking machine should seriously consider quitting

[Mistergaspacho]

bullshit creative bullshit!!!