The Troll Manifesto - Chapter 1

[Sniffler09]

So Chapter 2?

[bhulse7]

I thought this was one of your better videos, the strategy your team used to capture the b flag was really clever, i;m defiantly going to try that when I play gamebattles

[YourMomHadFun]

my dicks platinum



[PasinPEDER]

As you boast about your golden cock

I will call you PonyBoy, would that not be a shock?

You sing to degrade me, like the fool that you are

Your 40k on youtube will not take you very far

As you sing your song that you so hastily wrote

Let me make one simple note

You come to attack a humble little troll

You must be a ginger, for you live without a soul

Without a soul and only 40k, you will soon be pauper

But yet i care not, because im not a rapper

[BurntGuy1998]

yeah well... EightThoughts! here is my revenge! ... you like doing stuff... ah fuck it i give up D:

[GasmaskFX]

Eight thoughts is a man who thinks he is cool.

but soon he will see that my power is cruel.

He wrote a song and here is mine.

you like sucking dick when you have time.

so dont come here and trying to troll the troll.

cuz im the won who won this brawl!

[AllxSizexPro]

Live life

[piscaloni]

eight thoughts...........fingers himself

[messien19]

I have watched The artist ad like 20 time fml i suck at being a troll

[MotherLoverx3]

Ron Paul 2012

[thewowbanana]

too lazzy, copy paste done

[XxNinjaPr0zxX]

u suck my balls lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololz

[XxNinjaPr0zxX]

fucking adds when i switch back

[1dalyan]

i'm not sending a trolling comment, just want to say i love what your doing here. its so awsom and you are interacting with you're subscribers well. good video man in anticipation for the next :)

[aWeirdCreeperGuy]

@ 0:47 "It's great to get the boys in at such a young age, and to kinda, see them grow and develop." Really? You think these young boys want your dick? In no way would that be consensual.

[TheOhrenberger]

eight thoughts, basketball sucks. 

[EightThoughts]

FUCK EIGHT THOUGHTS!

I win.

[GottaloveMuse1]

The 13 year old simpletoon thing is a bit stereotypical, for I myself am 13.

But hey, it's somewhat true.

[Nombitable]

damm Alad EightThoghts holy fuck nugget your 15th prestige.. its an honour yet i always wondered how does one train to become such pro? like i hear from @Coppercad that you stick grapes up your bum and do cock push ups every night... although one cant trust a ginger demon!

[CheSterXz0z]

Jokes on you, I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

[XaLTedOctane]

@CheSterXz0z HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Dude you should have kept that to yourself!

[Firethrough]

280th :)

[MrFlowmingo]

cool story bro

[92snorton]

well you may have a coc of gold but atleast i dont shuve a large vainy dildo up my arse 

[jktod60]

Wow just wow you have a golden cock...you should see a doctor

[MortyFTW]

This deserves so many more views...

[madmax1509]

it's funny cos gold is a soft metal

[Megafresh333]

LolOloL You can't troll right

[SuperFirstComment]

i d say to 8thoughts: the reason for his constant talk about his golden penis is because hes impotent or nancy is such an unattractive whore that he cant get an erection, and his only way to get an erection is by talking about his dick to an underage audience. which would explain why he got so butthurt over my comment, that he actually wrote a song to reply to me. AND if hed just accept who he was instead of lieing about his penis all the time, maybe hed actually be a successful youtuber.

[LastCamPlease]

You play call of duty? weak..

[AlexHeasman]

You are alive!

[BawlinBrawls]

Eight thoughts is the man with a cock of gold.

But its shoved up his ass, we've been misstold.

You wrote a shitty song, you cant sing with that voice.

Your mom should of had that abortion when she had the choice.

Dont care about 40k, im not a youtube queer.

Gunna go play some video gamees and youll still be here.

Faggot.

[1chuckman1]

can u make one for facebook trollin?

[TheLord306]

K /care

[tehryanx]

I watched this whole video anticipating some legendary climactic trolling, was sorely disappointed by the cliffhanger. Went away grumbling to myself. a day later I thought back on it and realized you trolled me you son of a bitch. :P

[Metexie]

Easy troll: Say you're a camper on an ELPRESSADOR video. easy success

[FennyFatal]

You sir, have trolled EightThoughts, simply by posting this video.

[therayfai]

whats that outro music? D: ive heard it so often i wanna know what it is D:

[Tw0PointO]

@conley3650 Wow. I thought computers had spell check these days.

[thefluffy7]

VOTE RON PAUL!

[brookesieeeee]

well fuck that shit mum wake me up wen im 30 and have grown some balls...

[AcidOverseer]

Suck on my dick i got a platnium dick

[RagingAtCodd]

2BUCKS



[ThatRandomNoob]

Cock of gold? That means its soft and malleable

You may think its worth a lot, but mines more valuable

Tell me to suck your dick and then call me queer?

Man you're out of luck, sick, and definitely weird

40 thousand subs, tell someone who gives a crap

You can't sing, can't write, and some randy just school your ass

[DestroyYourSkills]

I would respect your cock of gold,

But I heard it's only one inch, and getting old,

Little Nancy told me, after we were getting down,

She cried 'OMG it's so big!' when I put it in her brown,

The last laugh is mine as well I'm afraid,

My now-ex-girlfriend just gave you AIDS,

So I think I'll stick to rooting the Asian sensation,

She subbed to me now because she's into domination.

Disclaimer: I actually really like Eight Thoughts - nothing personal Ben :)

[BigD4ddyWarbux]

UR GAY!!!!!!

[TheRealFake19]

WTF?! Seriously, I can't hear your voice on this video now, but I can hear the music?!?!

[New0cen]

So Hotshot, what are you gonna do now?

*puts on sunglasses*

Blame it on my team.

[2kmarine]

i love how u can see the correct answers in the suggestions box

[Adzianomufc]

Alas EightThoughts your words could never harm me

In order to best me you'd need a whole trolling army

Your cock may well be golden as you do so proclaim

But it's tiny, even in her ass my girl said it felt so tame

Run along kind sir, and take your schooling graciously

And don't retort sounding like a retarded Tenacious D.

[Nombitable]

@Adzianomufc hahahha

[yesok5]

It was on EightThoughts and Nancy's first date,

When she pulled out a black 9 inch dildo to tickle his prostate,

He squirmed with delight as she played down south,

Finishing off by putting the shit covered piece in his mouth.

[MdiddlesKid]

@yesok5 hahah, lyrical genius

[conley3650]

It's not that hard to see that you have riped off of PvtJ8ker and added a ratherly queir style to it to most likely suplement your greed. It goes to show that you'd rather feed you'r dick to a dryblender then insert a dull rusty nail to your testicles than to even make up something just a sliyt bit creative. Maybe you should stick to public trolling instead of internet.

[44bluecrew44]

@conley3650 a perfect opertunity to troll some faggot on the internet. unfortunately, im tired and i dont feel like being whitty. im sure some one else can finish him off, maybe bring up his inability to recognize the difference between you're and your? or the fact that he cant spell queer?

[conley3650]

@44bluecrew44 This isnt your're middle school language arts class. I also woldn't be suprised that you would'nt have the capability becuse you're lifestyle revoles around being a total nerd and being ratherly fat. This causeing a lack of blood flow to and from your brain. Just remember that most people ar'nt as pothetic as screaming at a computer screen and I quote"JIGLE TITS OR GTFO!!!!".

[PColtrain]

Your mums

[flubber68]

Its a pity the you can see the answers in the thumbnails to the right------------>

[iLuckyDutch]

This is so epic!! (I had them all wrong btw o-0)

[Mac11Mac11Mac11]

i missed you so much.

[tylermulek]

soo just thought i would toss this out there but he had adds on every one of those videos... it was a awesome video he defs deserves that YOUUUUTUBBBEE MOONNNNNAAAHHHH

[pbass2676]

love this video

[nikosioannoy1998]

very good video liked!!!!

[blakerobertss]

why cant i tell eight thoughts too fuck right off

[Timmieisblack]

the correct and incorrect answers are in the video description

[BackDoorJohnson69]

Unfortunately for Eight Thoughts, and really the rest of the world, his beautiful instrument, the guitar not his cock of gold, was recently sold on the black market for three chickens and one peacock. Eight Thoughts was greatly saddened by the loss of his second favourite instrument, and was infuriated by the poor deal. Eight Thoughts, I am pleased to tell you that those chickens you acquired have a rare form of chalupa disease, it is most fatal.

[YouAreUnsubbed]

This is well done.

[TheMoodersChannel]

you obviously know nothing about trolling the best way to troll someone is to disagree with them and make it sound legitimate and after like 5-10mins of arguing just go lol you have a small cock and then when they try and answer again just say stop being so butthurt by your small cock because its a bitchslap to how dumb it is to argue on the internet

[DevanMorrissey]

Let him know that gold is the softest metal and that he probably needs a little help. Sorry 8 thoughts ihad to say it.

[bigriv30]

hum ... wow, i fail at this.

[CBW0314]

well, see ya

[MCPFilm]

Well my friend, the jokes on you

That girl you were with? An STD or two!

You may stand tall at 40k

but at least my fans don't think I'm gay!

So go back to the basement, with your left palm

And please keep it down, I'll be with your mom.

[xXMrTalkitOutXx]

the simple answer is to not troll at all. for you see eight thoughts is an alcoholics. in most of his video's he is drunk and/or drinking. it is a said fact that but true. this once great and funny commentator is now just a washed up alcoholic. BUT if i was going to troll i would say somthing like "go get drunk and injoy another anal sesion with your favorite dildo.

[MercenaryOfOZ]

So if Nancy gave Eightthoughts a sexual disease, would he be downgraded to the cock of bronze?

[TCGwasHERE]

greatness

[PhychoNecrofile]

omgthe god is back

[qbacca13]

Who the fuck is eight thoughts?

[remby5]

Jokes on you... my girlfriend has AIDS...

[TeamxKILLAH]

This was great!

[UnseenHeroWii]

uMad?

[ghdvd]

Trololololololololololol

Trololololololololololol

Trololololololololololol

Trololololololololololol

[superCOD1218]

eight thoughts even if ur dick is gold it wouldn't sell for much cause if u sold it cause the size

[Clarencesr1]

@superCOD1218 Terrible comment.

[xXMrTalkitOutXx]

@superCOD1218 brahh i cant evAN UNDERSTAND THIS??????

[zgamer49]

Good show old bean that's quite the ballad

But all of us know you were just tossing your salad

The ladies seem to find you less than stellar

I doubt you could even court Helen Keller

I'm wasting my time writing to someone of your class

I'm the one with gold and you just have brass

[TheArchangles982]

0-3 F*CK YEAH!!!!!!

[iAmWimbly]

i would reply with the old /watch?v=8X_Ot0k4XJc

[TheArchangles982]

your past like 30 videos haven't been in my sub box till now

[graysmoke12]

Young Wicked and EightThoughts art buttbuddies

Since I'm a troll this battle shall become bloody

Thou fuck all day in thee machinima closet

While I control machinimas comments, im the troll prophet

FUCK YOU EIGHTTHOUGHTS

[majorwoody1az1]

TROLOLOLOLOLLLLL! facka you :D

[RedKebab]

Eight thoughts singing with his nickleback voice,

he fucks an asian because no other could get moist,

You look like the old guy from Die Hard,

but really all you do is a show with three other retards.

[couchminer]

Well 8 thoughts, it seems like you are copying almost every aspect of ELPRESADOR in your videos. If you ask me that is the definition of bitch blood. Now i imagine that when that golden cock of yours fills up with bitch blood after being turned on by your boy friend it turns into a cock of cast iron and immediately turns rusty and falls off. GET ORIGINAL. The only thing you have going for you is your voice, and its pretty gay to watch a video just to hear another guys voice because you like it.

[IScH45I]

Well, ELPRESADOR talked about serious shit, about real problems, EightThoughts is basically a comedian, so yeah...

[scottishmastermind]

really early this morning I was scrolling through my subscriptions, and I was thinking, wow, limbs hasn't put out a vid in a while, they always make me laugh.

[billion215]

first

[babycornrow101]

Fuck I'm on my ipod

[IScH45I]

Yup, me too... I hope they incorporate that, but not if it comes with AiDS...

[iStrikeTerror]

you are the queer. period.

[Viperwarrior970]

[] <----- clearly displayed within the brackets are the fucks I give.

[iHecz]

I lovw you eighthoughts full homo

[EightThoughts]

I made a mistake. It's 45700 subs.

[EmarosaFan1]

@EightThoughts You made another mistake, it's 45,699 subs.

[RockMastaful]

@EightThoughts lol, never thought to see you here.

[RainbowPenisMaster]

@EightThoughts You're still a piece of shit who takes dildos up the ass. Queering Bi-sexual

[EmarosaFan1]

EightThoughts with your voice of gold

Puberty will be so terrible and cold

Even though thou art a troll

I have over 9000 comebacks written on a scroll

[prestellad]

I can't click on the annotations. :( is sad.

[EmarosaFan1]

@prestellad Walk away, walk away, crawl under bridge. That's the video for you.

[IhateUN1CORNS]

looks like im a troll

[MrPlatypusJones]

i got an adamantium cock

you got no cock at all

mines is unbreakable and its always hard

calling me a queer just makes you fool

you got no were to run so i'm going beat you

in your own game so its been nice to meet you

now say your goodbyes because your already dead

goodbye motherfucker cause your already deadAAAAAAAAAAAA

[greenmachine88x]

Gimme some of that youtube money, I have seen every video by now (i'm a bad troll) and probably maybe made you 10 cents richer

[flangepipemcgee]

You strum you guitar like a giant cunt,

I'll gang rape your momma even though shes a munt.

But dont you sit there feeling sad,

you can write a song while you wank off your dad.

Need to be familiar with British slang...

[mrmegaturbo16]

trotrolollool STFU! Wickedshrapnel send me

[SickLaxBroHD]

ron paul

[TheiSmarsh]

like if @wickedschrapnel brought you here on facebook

[xLarrythecucumber]

fuck you.

[iProjectBmx]

@Abrokenipod Usually* and look brah.

What could you say to get them to stop saying first?

Lets say I said first okay? Okay.

FIRST LAWL

[MelbShuffleForLife]

Wicked sent me here

[iProjectBmx]

It seems you have a cock of gold. Are you sure it wouldn't help to get a girlfriend before using it?

[SlipthePsych]

Gold is the softest metal, so I think the joke's on you.

You say you did my girlfriend? You didn't know I had two.

You think your voice is gold? I thought a seal was dying.

And I'm the queer one? How 'bout them boyfriend's you're buying?

[srgiants16]

@EightThoughts why you stream that shit

[SadisticOutcast]

0/3 I am a bad troll :(

[Mogthor1]

But gold is the softest metal...

[PoptartPwnage]

Hey....check out my channel...

[Wickedshrapnel]

EightThoughts with your cock of gold

You forget to mention it's wrinkly and old

Calling me a queer was foolish and crass

Since you have a dildo hanging out of your ass

I luv EightThoughts Cool video limbs



[avenge10]

@Wickedshrapnel yessss !!!!!!!!!!!

[Adzianomufc]

@Wickedshrapnel Wicked knows that to defeat a troll you must first think like a troll.

[Oniontears123TNG]

@Wickedshrapnel 6 months ago you asked me about MW3 WHY???

[TheFPSman1]

@Wickedshrapnel Dude, im a sub of yours and do you happen to be the child of Chuck Norris or something? You just rape at everything....

[DevanMorrissey]

@TheFPSman1 TROLLING OPPORTUNITY!

[christianw977]

@Wickedshrapnel LOL i knew subscribing to your channel was a good idea

[extramailman12]

Aww thats nice, a golden dick

too bad its a fucking hairless prick

cuz you have subs you like to gloat

your voice sounds like a dick in your throat

you really think im the queer

i just nailed your mom in the rear

[TheTOXICmahem]

no....just no @Decschanel

[Decschannel]

bitch please, that song was wack,

you will never make a decent attack.

"I've heard that before" I hear you say,

"It's what they said when I missed the NBA!!"

"A Cock of gold, I've got no weakness",

Well just like God you've also got no witness

And before you come back with some lame ass ream,

Always remember rule fourteen

[cisme113]

This whole thing is him trolling us. What he's saying is don't trol

[TheRedPico]

Its a dick. Not a cock

[guoimister]

Third

[FuzzyOtterBalls]

I was into Choose Your Own Adventure before Bantam Books made them widely popular.

Also I watched every option video. Screw your little game.

[UkranianLimbs]

@FuzzyOtterBalls Great! Thanks for the YouTube Monaaay!

[xxsniperkill]

eight thoughts is fucking amazing

[KGOiiNSx95]

@EightThoughts Suck my dick, faggot.

[TheDillsterr]

Idk about y'all but I always click all 3 options lol just to see what happens.

[uberamesful]

this didn't appear correctly in my sub box...all the various answers appeared as individual videos. i have to go to your home page to do this.

[chargerwr]

Eight thoughts you only have a cock of gold because you fucked a golden goose

[Shnazzzy]

@hothead807 Pssst... When doth thy narwhal bacons?

[GuitarbyJMF]

like any cock of gold, yours is rusted and so is your golden voice

i hope u like aids cuz my gfs got it so u can take ur shitty comment and shove it noob

[jumpjumpdiegaming]

@GuitarbyJMF Gold doesn't rust... Durp.

[FailsOfTehWeek]

I have a cock of platinum does that mean I'm better than you?

[GuardRabbit]

I practically nutted at the page animations. The work definitely shows, I hope to come close to this production value in the future!

also i might call 8thoughts a fag or somethin and get my uncle to ban him from xboxlive

[redfield0009]

There once was a man with eight thoughts

Seven were of men's cocks

Alone in his room

With a gown and a broom

His father taught him to dock

[LuckyArrowftw]

I know you are but what am I?

[99ShadowKing]

You've got 40k on youtube,

but how do you do irl?

I can already tell,

it wont be quite well,

because if you have to act cool on the internet, we all know,

the only thing you'll fuck... is a too much paid hoe

[TheNineinchsnails]

@99ShadowKing he has a wife. That was predictable.

[Omac713]

that was boring

[TomeeHawk]

Vote Ron Paul :P

[amadogarduno]

your mom

[guoimister]

First

[LightxProductions]

@guoimister Actually, you're the 131st.

[MortyFTW]

No clever comment, just dropping by to this is a fucking genious video idea. Great job limbs

[pastorsak]

you say that your cock is made of gold?

btw im not a fanboy, and your about to get told

"MY girl"? thats YOUR mom

and i know your dicks tiny

i heard your famous in the gay section of pornhub(dot)com

and i might regret saying this cuz i know you might try,

but why dont you come on down here and suck my balls dry