DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR%uFEFF LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKs.
"the best part of waking up....Machinima in your cuuup!" ROFLMFAO "gimme back my kitty!..NO.. give it back!..NO MUHAHAHA" omg dude these are so funny !!! "I WILL DESTROY YOUR PLANET BY GOING INTO SPACE AND CRAPPING OUT KITTIES ONTO THE EARTH!!"
XD "Have you by any chance lost ur kitty.... well i have her muhahahaha!!" thats funi *puts it as my notifyer on my phone* hehe now I get to hear it every time i get a text >=)
i stuck a guy named Mr.Pickles in the ass
crunch2407 5 months ago
i want my kitty :'(
IDK642HALO 1 year ago
where can i find that audio of that lil kid going "Why?! That's Bullshit!!" its funny as hell xD
voiceactingbryan 1 year ago
Best part of waking up, machinima in your cup.
AgentSkullx 2 years ago
MACHINIMA!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
BioHazardAlert 2 years ago
LOL 1:53
weeman2434 2 years ago
0:25 LOL
jaxumaa 2 years ago
i hate pineaple why the fuck are they so big i cant put them up my ass anymore it hurts to much for the bikiine with math +3!!!
confiragusmohow 2 years ago
3:49 lol
johntheawsome117 2 years ago
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Nelsonkicek 2 years ago
sorry 1:55
pollosantamaria 2 years ago
downser54 is retarded. not only is it a complete girl voice but the gamertag is littemisskten (little miss kitten)
BlackenedPenguin 2 years ago
you fuckened retard it is a girl idiot
bentup2 2 years ago
1:15 lol !!!!!!!!!!!! machinima in your cup xd
pollosantamaria 2 years ago 2
my favorite one EVER is the dude screaming the amercia F yeah song.... man that was EPIC, i laugh every single time
40kchaoslord 2 years ago
3:40 !!!
m0uthwash 3 years ago
2:19 best fuckin part... ima put some fried chicken up yo ass and u gonna get a woody
deadkatoncrack 3 years ago
It takes a special kind of person to come up with some of these clips....
Pizack3 3 years ago
i dont get 2:04 wtf is she and or he talking about?
downser54 3 years ago
It's a girl.
ShreddinGibson 3 years ago
no its a 8 year old boy pay attention
downser54 3 years ago 6
...your fucking retarted downser54
XxMili0nXxXxX 2 years ago
I don't really know why donwser54 is fucking retarded.. but if you're going to point out someone's stupidity, try to use the right "your".
bit contradicting
It's not his fucking retard after all >_>
XxThatOneKidxX 2 years ago
its a girl talking about the stupid msg's. even tho those are on purpose
BlackenedPenguin 2 years ago 3
so do they record the video or do you send it in with your voicemail?
Dennycrumbubble 3 years ago
they record, you send the VM
ir4711 3 years ago
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XboxEnchanted 3 years ago
_________ Kiss me DangerousDill____________ screw that bitch with the sucky voicemail thing i can make crapy voicemails if i want
Halo3Gh3 3 years ago
have you by any chance lost your kitty, well i have her
hahahahahahahahhaha
give me back my kitty
no
yes
no
hahahahahahahaha
i want my kitty.
Fleck05 3 years ago
"the best part of waking up......Machinima in ur cup!!!"
RSJamesBeach 3 years ago 3
Wheres the video of the lil kid that yells "Why?! Thats bullshit?!" lol
daveyboystephan 3 years ago 2
Type in "Chocolate Milk" in the search bar, it should have a thumbnail of Rainbow Six or something like that.
SarcasticSpartan 3 years ago
1:54 rocks then 2:04 is true
copy200 3 years ago
lol 0.25 love guy xD
jordan9331 3 years ago
I like the use of the Mr Rogers Soundboard.
ThatCanadianGuy52 3 years ago
the kitty one was my friend lucifer.
IndeExo 3 years ago
1:54 is the best at of all hahahah lol
xAKx4ShoTTa 3 years ago
how do u do that number link thing?
z7999 3 years ago
its just like puting the time
xAKx4ShoTTa 3 years ago
that doesnt help lol
z7999 3 years ago
he means you just type the time like 1:25 ... see!
Amacalot 3 years ago
1:10 my friend mitchel told me he did that one
HaloMaster4444 3 years ago
Mitchell lied to you. That was my voice.
LionsHeartStudios 2 years ago
newfags cant triforce
EpicKevan 3 years ago
Hahaha that callus' on the hands one was the best.
DaedriCxNZ 3 years ago
I WATCH YOUR MACHINIMA! I WATCH IT A LOT!
Haha, that's good
diggydawg284 3 years ago
AHHH you shot me. why would you do that! AHHHGF. haha i love that
111OMGWTFBBQ111 3 years ago
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DragonVictor 3 years ago
Failed triforce.
ComedicShadows 3 years ago
give me back my KITTY
craziecyadigg 3 years ago
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sasorirules912 3 years ago
the bitch at 2:03 is a bitch LOL
SgtvVv 3 years ago
dude they should have put that midget one in
ThompsonNotTheGun 3 years ago
where do you send your voice mail to
mighteywhiteyH3 3 years ago
AW FUCK WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME AHHH!!! xD My Favorite
AmandaMasen 3 years ago
i want my kitty
islandcowfish 3 years ago 2
and i watch your machinima. i watch it alo t haha
MassEFFECTxx123 3 years ago
0:39 = priceless.
Overdosage 3 years ago
lol :D
bladearon 3 years ago
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GODSWORDSTRENTH99 3 years ago
tha 1 at 2:34 sounds like one of my frnds
tdizzlefizzle 3 years ago
1:10 - 1:25
HAHAHAHAHA
AW FUCK! WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME!?!!? xDDD
gh0stToby 3 years ago
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craigcj52 3 years ago
The first three were the best imo
Great stuff!
Dagon17 3 years ago
what did the last vm say? Meet me under the ....... I bet it won't take long to get you up. What did this person say?
randomduded12 3 years ago
GRAV LIFT
cheesescrust 3 years ago
its grav lift i know i turned it up lol get it
masterchief3100 3 years ago
i want my kitty!
WizardW0W 3 years ago
THE LAST ONE WAS A GUY.Jezus.
WiiLuxio 3 years ago
last one was hot! lol
yelton7 3 years ago
i liked the erection one
Rhinothewarr 3 years ago
how did 2:05 make it on?
guysullavin 3 years ago
is machiniam a person?
kantana1022 3 years ago
wtf lol last one sounds like a sex call
weezlz 3 years ago 5
woot yo mama so fat that when jesus said let there be light he had to push her outta the way! ooohhhh pwnt!
OrochimaruG4 3 years ago
WTF o_0
cr0n1x0ngam3z 3 years ago
lol 2:49 is that mr rogers??
DARKALIEN5000 3 years ago
haha sounds like it.
peanutpedler 3 years ago
is 3:09 a chick or guy
gordon5cc 3 years ago
hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahah 1:00
babygurlbiane 3 years ago
the last 1.. oyes
oDANGANYTHANGELSEo 3 years ago
i love voicemail theatre ,i can't stop laughing
ludicer 3 years ago
i like the kids who sound retarded on pupose i remeber one of them said he will shit out kittens on the earth if machinima dident surrender
taxisaber 3 years ago
1:54 EPIC LOL
Wine30 3 years ago
lol made on my birthday!
Neibarger3 3 years ago
Lol
Machinima FUCK YEA!
funny as hell ( its at 0:26)
kename27 3 years ago
2:50 lol
sorajerry21 3 years ago
Give my kitty! No! Yes! No! Muahahahah! Give my kitty. So Funny :D
Angerfist1211 3 years ago 3
1:55 was hilarious
pereza6123 3 years ago
first one was the best
govols1199 3 years ago
best part of waking up!!!!!! machinima in your cup!!!
rofl best part
smileyguy800 3 years ago
lol
stlyeznflow 3 years ago
Lol i kissed machinima and i liked it lol.
H0ck3yfAn18 3 years ago
1:11 is so funny!!!!!!!!
nnn4441 3 years ago
o.O lol :41 wasnt creepy AT ALL
codiody666 3 years ago
nice machinma get on that girl under der gravy lifted
jogiud 3 years ago
Machinima!!! Fuck Yeah!!
commentguy100 3 years ago
" I want my kitty"
RedArmyRascal 3 years ago
"IMA SHOVE SOME FRIED CHICKEN IN YOA ASS AND YOUR GUNNA GET A WOODY" lol
riogrande136 3 years ago
LOL THE YOU SHOT ME WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
AirSOFT223 3 years ago
0.26 is the best lol, it made me laugh.
ABUpostmanUlrich 3 years ago
you shot me why would you do that!!
BlueFlame371 3 years ago
lawl the first is the best smosh version is better "I CAPTURE YOUR POKEMON"
thegoaliekid 3 years ago
You shot me! Why would you do that!?!? AAGUHAGHUGAHHGAHGGHGHGH!!!
ADEMACstudios 3 years ago
i want my kitty
NuclearRussian 3 years ago
"WHY THATS BULLSHIT!!!"
o crap thats funny
deathfromaboy2 3 years ago
No
yes
no
Muahahahaha
xiaphus9 3 years ago
i luv the second lmao.
AdrianPetersonFan369 3 years ago
I love da kid at da start "why that bullshit"
sniperconor 3 years ago
shes everyone bitch jk lol
psp2481 3 years ago
no maybe jk but does anyone has her gamertag the one at the end
psp2481 3 years ago
maybe? MAYBE?!?!?!?!
SHES MY BITCH jk
lol
pwnagepower117 3 years ago
MACHINIMA FUCK YEAH!
reggirome 3 years ago
the best part of waking up machinima in your cup lol
tylerandjaron 3 years ago
"the best part of waking up....Machinima in your cuuup!" ROFLMFAO "gimme back my kitty!..NO.. give it back!..NO MUHAHAHA" omg dude these are so funny !!! "I WILL DESTROY YOUR PLANET BY GOING INTO SPACE AND CRAPPING OUT KITTIES ONTO THE EARTH!!"
lane100100126 3 years ago
who was that girl near the end i want her gamertag
psp2481 3 years ago
y 2 fuk her or sumint lol!
jk
pwnagepower117 3 years ago
the one at 1:11 is me belive it or not
NightZaber 3 years ago
i choose not
pwnagepower117 3 years ago
"I will blow up your planet by going in space and crapping out kittens on to the Earth... BE WARNED!!!"
LMFAO!
BiGGuY32 3 years ago
I want my kitty :( hhahaha
sorajerry21 3 years ago
AAH! You shot me! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!AAH!
DumFlip 3 years ago
The best part of wakin up... Mahinima in your cup =]
jubloom95 3 years ago
thats my favorite
VampireHunterD266 3 years ago 2
1:55
mmmsss13 3 years ago
the best one is at 1:39
thunderbear98 3 years ago
best part of waking up machinima in your cup
powahtheseal 3 years ago
1:10 is the best one ever lol!!
bluesnow89 3 years ago
But, i thought we were both just gonna sing the whole thing? uhm, no.... FUCK THIS
Slayerben3 3 years ago
funny stuff!
bluesnow89 3 years ago
oh what the fuck, you just did it again. I am going to fucking kill you machinima, i am goin to fucking kill you
PeterWabbit22 3 years ago
i have a huge throbbing erection that has a vein that pulsates every time my heart beats... and it feels AWSOME
IrrigationWater 3 years ago
watch arby n the cheif season 3 episode 2 lmao lololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD
MobsceneVixen 3 years ago
"man, he can throw plasma granades like mike vick." hahaha that was so funny
abrown1327 3 years ago 2
you forgot, "but he aint killin no dogs"
xxvolkan 3 years ago
WHY THATS BULL SHIT!
508pk3r 3 years ago 4
hahaha "Hey boys lookin for a good time? Just meet me under a grav lift, I bet it wont take me long to get you up" Thats epic. and she
fat as hell
BODenKai 3 years ago
machinima!!!Fuck yeah!!! LOL
Urnameplz 3 years ago
WEN EVER MY HEART BEETS IT FEE
LS AWSOME
elsha3r2 3 years ago
machinima!!!!!!!! FUCK YA!!!!!!
metallicafan908 3 years ago
lmao my favorite is the "give me back my kitty" part... XD
JonnyShadow13 3 years ago
wow...just wow
Ravi11423 3 years ago
1:38-1:53 is so funny :P
1spellcaster1 3 years ago
there will be machinma
nicholassklavenitis 3 years ago
Machinima FUCK YEAH!!!
Vandelay16 3 years ago
isn't the original song called like, AMERICA FUCK YEAH [lol, almost typed America, FUCK YOU]
DestroyedProductions 3 years ago
wait machinima how the hell you get in my house!?!?!?!?!? keep them coming
phartzilla 3 years ago
3:19 to 3:33 :D
skynoob1996 3 years ago
that window one was funny, and the one where the kid's xbox broke
bzk3000 3 years ago
fried chicken+ ass= woody damn tats the recipe 4 success
darthblood9972 3 years ago
gimme back my kitty
no, yes, no *laughs*
i want my kitty
lmfaoo
Kratos990 3 years ago 2
Funniest part is the machinima fuck yah part
korndude10 3 years ago 3
hahahaha i actually told a heap of guys to do that in matchmaking...looks like he did it haha
mixtertrix 3 years ago
whhhhyyy! thats bullshit!
5/5
shivkite770 3 years ago 2
haha i liked the Folgers one lol
HoganQuake 3 years ago 2
they best part of waking up machinima in your cup!!!
lol
sonicsheshomaru 3 years ago
XD "Have you by any chance lost ur kitty.... well i have her muhahahaha!!" thats funi *puts it as my notifyer on my phone* hehe now I get to hear it every time i get a text >=)
Dellefa 3 years ago
she said she was a whore basically
ubcroel 3 years ago
lol...MACHINMA FUCK YA!!
FaMouZxImPuLzE 3 years ago 3
i kissed machinima and i liked it
TippMannMan142 3 years ago 3
THEY'RE BACK!!!!
w1seguys 3 years ago
The best part of waking up, Machinima in your cup!
You cheeky monkey Machinima =)
Vanguard0174 3 years ago
lol "I want me kitty =(." XD thats funni!!
Dellefa 3 years ago
I will blow up your planet by going out to space and craping out kittens onto the Earth. BE WARNED! LOL best one I think.
LIVEINPH33R 3 years ago
By far, the best has been the one at 2:00. even not terribly funny (like most of the others) it has my personal commendations. Yus. :D
JadeSune 3 years ago
my computer coneeects to the internet.
AND I WATCH YOUR MACHINIMA
I WATCH IT A LOT
JuiceBoxProd 3 years ago
They best part of waking up, is Machinima in your cup.
VulcanXL 3 years ago
Lamao! Best Part of waking up machinima in your cup!
commandplay 3 years ago
and i watch you'r machinima! I WATCH IT ALOT
mp3td13 3 years ago
I WATCH YOUR MACHINIMA.
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yryxyruhyh 3 years ago
What's the gamertag for the last girl LOL?
Hyped510 3 years ago
LMAOOO I had to break into someone's to sned this to you LMAOOO!
Hyped510 3 years ago
So is machinima still taking voicemails?
yetiman25 3 years ago
machinima fuck ya lol rofl hella funny
cegosw 3 years ago
DUDE MACHINIMA TALKS?!?! OMFG ASDASFDFADFARGADFAXCAFDAFADFADACVBA *seizure*
pavelic24 3 years ago
I want my kitty.
LOL
darthmears125 3 years ago