BT Telemarketer Encounters Consumer At His Last Straw

[TheMarkusQ]

YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR.

[HolySummers]

Sorry funny I just watched it twice. XD Telemarketers..... Worst Job EVER!! :S

[lmjsclone]

i wonder what happens when he ecounters a real problem

[SuperCOinc]

hahahhaha where can i download this ?

[dedpxl]

Hahahaha I wish I were enough of an asshole to do this.

[browncoffee12]

ROFL!! this is so great LOL, im planning to be a telemarketer and this really helped me

[texascagematch]

His words were poetry. I think he should win some kind of award.

[66hourenergy]

Poor Diane.

[illuminai1]

That seems pretty effective.

Also, Teletec should include this call in the "what not to do" section of training.

[TheNamelessAccount]

What a douche.

There was no excise to treat the caller like that.

[nerdman225]

Gosh quit being so mean to snother human being. It's his job!

[Sallyallie89]

@nerdman225 It may be his job, but he chose that job that involves bugging the hell out of people. They should not call you unless the customers themselves sign up on a list that says "please call me" .... Sure, no one would sign up, but what does that tell you? It tells you that telemarketing is stupid and shouldn't even be a job.

[nerdman225]

@Sallyallie89 Maybe he didn't have a choice, maybe he had no option but to choose that job or be unemployed. Ever think of that?

[Sallyallie89]

@nerdman225 If he chooses a job to bug people then he should man up and be able to withstand frustration from people like this. We're all human. The last thing I feel like doing while eating my breakfast in the morning is getting a phone call for the 5th time that week from the same company, telling me "Hi, how are you today? I'd just like to inform you about blah blah blah blah blah...." and they talk a mile a minute, so you can't understand them, and all you want to do is hang up.

[nerdman225]

@Sallyallie89 If anything he should have said "I'm sorry sir, I'm very happy with my service currently, thank you though." Then hang up.

[Sallyallie89]

@nerdman225 When you are polite, they harass you. I just delt with one yesterday. Politely said "No thank you" and they kept me on the phone for another 5 minutes after saying this. They said "Hang on, let me tell you the wonderful benefits" and speak a mile per minute while I roll my eyes on the other end. So today (they called again) I told them in a rude tone "Take me off your calling list. This is the second time. I'm not interested" and she quickly let me go because I was rude.

[Bigbriansc]

They shoulda call him right back.

[toxickid2]

that guy shat himself LMAO

[Kiyenne]

How'd he get that last bit?

[BeverlyHills2ndGen]

What people don't understand is, most telemarketers dislike their own jobs as much as customers dislike them!

People working as telemarketers are typically young and not qualified for better jobs, and they need money quick (i.e. many of them are students with tuition to pay, and no time to be picky about jobs)

[BeverlyHills2ndGen]

I've never understood why people have to stress themselves out by losing their temper.

It's so much easier (and better for your heart) to just hang up the phone immediately than to go ballistic.

[zxcv1234vcxz]

@BeverlyHills2ndGen - Obviously you've never hung up on a telemarketing whore.

Telewhore companies tell their employees to keep calling until the call is completed. When you hang up, they call back. Repeatedly.

[Tubernaut]

DON'T EVER RING AGAIN!

[Itsmeeman1]

I love this one. Heard it years ago and I am so behind the guy who pays the bill! Just because BT own the line doesn't give them the right to phone you on it if YOU are the one paying the bill and line rental! Love this guy! Shit with the BT telemarketer. Telemarketers should be banned! If he wanted to talk to BT then HE would have phoned THEM!

[Kohllikesnachos]

Watching this makes me happy when Im down. This guy is my hero! What a legend!!

[greenagoo]

When it flashes after he still tries to sell him I always crack up.

[Tubernaut]

@greenagoo Yes, it reminds me of the opening titles to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

[OverfiendUK]

What a fu**ing idiot. I've worked in call centres and idiots like this customer should have their line disconnected just for being complete pricks. The agent calling was making a courtesy call for BT. The guy should just politely say he is happy with service. Sure the agent will want to advise of any offers but response received is disgusting. @ Beddoes13. He still says thank you for your time as this is part of his job that he remains professional and polite. I can't fault the agent.

[DannyFox06]

lol. 16 people did not comprehend, DO YOU COMPREHEND?

[LeoDeGrand]

This is just horrible. I've had to do call work during work experience and talking to nasty people on the phone when you've done nothing wrong is like hell.

[DrTosca]

@LeoDeGrand

What knobs like that dont realise ....... as a telemarketer, you can view their address and phone no. .... what a pity for that cunt if someone was to pay him a visit ... payback !!!!

[Anan7777]

@DrTosca I bet he is terrified, i know i would be if some limp wristed telesales twat turned up at my house. "As a telemarketer" you are a fucking joke, just kill yourself and improve the gene pool.

[Beddoes13]

i like the part when he shouts...

[fnog9]

you'd think the guy calling would have enough sense to just say,"ok, bye", but instead he STILL felt he had to add "thank you for your time, thank you for using BT". Really? Just hang up.

[MrPaintballpwntastic]

@fnog9 Money? Its just like Sky they tried to sell us the 1 year of Sky box insurance, funny thing is..The Sky box already has 1 year warrenty...

[FabFM]

Funny... best part is you can be rest assured he has been called again.. it's a call centre... they reuse all data!

[ChromeGhost0219]

I love it when he flares up it was great!

[MrArcati]

Don't believe everything on Youtube. It is stuffed with pranks and stings.

[MrJagfly]

HAAAAAAHAHA!!

[FunAssFunProductions]

Bp Spilling shit in our ocean now there pissing of random ass Scottish people.

[Zer0nite]

@FunAssFunProductions You idiot this is BT, not BP.

[MORGAN1992FREEM4N]

@FunAssFunProductions haha you dope bt have nothing to do with bp, your comment has made my day XD

[SuperOriginalGuy]

GET THE FORK OFF MY PHONELINE, i laughed my ass off at 0:47

[auntielingling13]

that was wring btw

[auntielingling13]

i like how even after he threatnes to ring his neck, the telemarketer is still trying to talk him into buying whatever it is he's selling... lawl... I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! TOLD YOU TO GO AND FUCK OFF

[nathanield]

@auntielingling13 that's what they're paid for. To keep insisting.

[lebowski7336]

As the guy said he PAYS for an unlisted phone number to just avoid that kind of shit.

Good for him.

[lukeyboy118]

this is what happens when you get telemarketers calling you every 10 minuets lol

[MAriNeMandM]

GET THE FOUCK OFF MY PHONE LINE!

[dronespace]

LMAO, DIane to the rescue.

[MrJSpice777]

This is hilarious!!! Glad i was only a solicitor for 2 months

[BansheeSiren]

He's just pissed because he's on welfare after getting fired from his telemarketing job! = )

[icemoutin]

The Angry Scottish accent killed me, it was so dame funny.!!!1

[AidanMusik]

@icemoutin

That's not a scottish accent...

That's a north east english accent

[icemoutin]

@AidanMusik oh, excuse me for not caring

[AidanMusik]

@icemoutin

Ignorance

[narukofan2]

Awesome.

[gregonline6506]

So klingt das, wenn Abgrenzung schwer fällt, die eigenen sozialen Kompetenzen an ihr Grenzen gekommen sind und das letzte bisschen Selbstkontrolle aufgebraucht ist… Fragt sich bloß, ob die Herausforderung so groß war, oder Abgrenzungsfähigkeit, soziale Kompetenz und Selbstkontrolle im Vorfeld bereits dürftig gesäht waren… ;-p

[hidd3n89]

DOOOOO YOUUUUU COMPREHEND ??? =)))

[EarthtoEata]

This guy is my hero.

[crawleygat37]

BT are very unhelpful when it comes to blocking unwanted marketing calls..!! Make ALL cold calling marketing iligal..This form of marketing does NOT work..and is nothing more than a public nuisance..!!

[zleverette]

Q: i am American and i have no idea of what a georgie is.

[Midnightninja123]

@zleverette geordies are people from newcastle

[marmiteminx]

@zleverette A Geordie is somebody from the North-East of England. You end up with an accent like the people in the video.

[Midnightninja123]

geordies are the funniest guys ever

[Wishrachi]

When the " I " flashed.........I.............­.........PPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FF LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL­LL

[shane22679]

Never seen anything so funny, I think I just weed a little!

[AnnaMatee92]

aww he sounds like hes gonna cry at the end... poor man :( 

[xXxXPhoenixXxXx]

LOLLLL

I LOVE how the writing just gets BIGGER AND BIGGGERRR

DO

YOU

COMPREHEND?

[KarateStickFigure23]

DO YOU COMPREHEND?!

[FlandreScarletTepes]

I always prefer to make the telemarketer subtly uncomfortable. Psychological manipulation can be so much fun with these people. Be creative! Tell a fake sob story, act like a crazy person, pretend to be mentally handicapped, etc. Before you know it, you'll be looking forward to telemarketing calls!

[cheesynounou]

BEST PART 0:49

[henkjansmazaag]

angry irishman, always funny :D

[TheEmoKiller3000]

@henkjansmazaag

he isn't Irish, he's a geordie!

[AidanMusik]

@henkjansmazaag

Irish?

WTF?????

[zleverette]

@AidanMusik the guy sounds like he is from wales most likely

[AidanMusik]

@zleverette

No, this man has an accent most commonly found around Sunderland/Newcastle area.

[joshwashposh]

I can't believe he'd ring his neck physically

[deejayedwards]

@joshwashposh I hope he's got a hands free kit.

[joshwashposh]

@deejayedwards More like wireless bluetooth!

[Nukle0n]

@joshwashposh I think it's actually "wring", like a peppermill, clever wordplay there

[ANGELO13111]

ho should have screamed "OVER 9000!!!!!"

[XHEROIIKZ]

this is hilarious.

[MischiefMeerkat]

rofl! 0:47 he STILL tries to sell him whatever XD "it's only take a few seconds"

[evildigigenius]

@MischiefMeerkat Actually, I believe what he meant by that is that it would only take a few seconds to add him and confirm him into the ''do not call''( or whatever BT calls it) list

[devildimpton]

"I TOLD U TO GO AND FUCK OFF" LOL

[gameplayer973]

its over 10000

[InsaneBoarder234]

lmao love it!

[KaTTi3MaZZa]

@DeadEndProductionss Yes, But this is just funny as fuck :L so thats probably why :L

[dragonfinder]

"...AND I MEAN PHYSICALLY!"

[Marinemauro]

0:48 - 0:53 : "I told you to go and fuck off" => "no problem" LMAO

[mlscmc0921]

Pissed off british ppl a funny. I think the guy got the point not to call back, he sounded deeply frightened at the end of it lmfao.

[doctordrew66]

@zleverette No, he's a geordie.

[frapestyle]

@zleverette You need to learn your accents. He was a geordie

[zanafarr]

That was nasty. Those poor chaps are lucky if they make £6 an hour, they don't deserve that.

[Sambucacat]

@zanafarr Yes they do.

[UHAndo]

@zanafarr I've been in both side's position and I know it is annoying to get those phone call just as much as it is stressful being in that job position. I typically use legal threats.

[MrDontmakemecomeover]

@zanafarr .. then dont fuckin work for telemarketing companies you fuckin Retard!!!

[fnog9]

@zanafarr I wouldn't care if got paid 0. How much money they make is beside the point. I'm not saying they deserve to be threatened, I'm making the point that "they're just doing their job" is not an excuse for anything. If someone was hired to murder you, and they said, "hey man, I'm only getting paid 20 bucks for this, cut me some slack, would ya", does that somehow make what he's doing ok? "I'm just doing my job" is not an excuse for anything.

[zanafarr]

@fnog9 - That's idiotic. In no way is it at all similar to being asked to murder you. It's a customer service job - it's much more like when staff in a shop come up to you uninvited and ask if there's anything they can do to help. They're trying to do the same thing - make a sale. And it's uninvited, just like on the phone. But if you start screaming abuse at them, you're still the jerk. The sane, normal thing to do is to ask them to take you off their list, and hang up.

[fnog9]

@zanafarr you missed my point altogether. I make no point at all whether or not the screaming guy is in the wrong, nor whether the other guy is right or wrong. I make the point that "just doing my job" isn't an excuse bad or immoral behavior . In the same way that a hit man for hire is "just doing his job" as an extreme example.

[welcometoGARYVILLE]

@zanafarr PArt of the job description - it's their career choice. It's not the only job around let's not forget.

[jjuggaloparkour]

@zanafarr They signed up for possibly the worst job ever.

[Ztroyer105]

@zanafarr Yeah you know why? ..... Maybe they should get real jobs reather then being paid to wake people up,Phone while your trying to do something Important

Do you know wha TV, Radio as well as bored signs are for? Yeah Advertising why should some dude who has been working a few hours straight on a night shift come home to get some rest and be worken up by some wanker advertising a Fucking window?!?! or god damn door!

Get the fuck out of here!

[Bluescope99]

@zanafarr so. there annoying...

[Anan7777]

@zanafarr Yes they do, don't want to be abused? Dont fucking call.

[Vakrian]

@zanafarr sure they do when you work a 40+ hr a week job and get home and just as you about to get a mouth full of food cunts like these ring you up then yea they do deserve all they get plus a little more

[CynicalVision]

@zanafarr

£6? No, it's more like £7.50 with commission.

[ultravomit123]

the subtitles make it so much better. wouldn't be as funny without them

[Styges]

lol, never worked in telesales myself but have done the odd service job where we made outgoing calls to customers to let them know of problems with the products they had with the company. Soon as some people hear your calling from a company the red mist comes down and thats it they are off on one.

Always made me feel a warm glow when carrying out the 'account closure due to abusive call' process after each of them. >:D

[DeadEndProductionss]

A couple of notes on this video:

1)The telemarketer is an idiot for trying to ask questions AFTER that massive swear feast

2)The telemarketer said MS. Carter

3)They got his call at the end recorded XD

[KaTTi3MaZZa]

@DeadEndProductionss I agree with the first point.

Second point, He just answered the phone, and i guess the dude was asking for his wife, but he took it in to his own hands? and all calls in the telemarketing thing are recorded. >_>

[DeadEndProductionss]

@KaTTi3MaZZa Yea but not all of them are leaked onto the interwebs

[elton1981]

I'm my company a subscriber could be disconnected for a kickoff like that. It written in the contract that we can if they abuse our staff.

[deadlydal1]

Call him again XD

[ProfetTommy]

That man, Carter was it? deserves a MEDAL.

[YourWorstVidCritic]

I might have gone apeshit on some telemarketer one time, I was having a bad day, lol. Don't think I threatened to ring their scrawny fuckin neck though. XD

[Frankeltonfrankie]

I thinki it was his time of the month

[deadlydal1]

The telemarketer should have copied that phone number and had some fun with him later. :)

[lottiescarlett]

He's not feeling big love for BT is he

[naruhinafoever]

*sighs happily* ahh british guys pmsing, isn't this just the most beautiful thing you've ever heard?

XD ROFLMAO!!!!

[gabba1gabba1hey]

AHHH TOLD YOU TO GO AND FUCK OFF

[Barry3443]

i did telemarketing for one day then left because I have morals and just couldn't take part in a job who's main purpose is to bullshit people and rip them off for profit. Telemarketers are absolute scum and deserve 100 times worse than this. I work in customer service now and the number of call we get from people (generally old people) who have been told blatant lies by telesales just to get their sale and their comission is unbelievable.

[TetraIllusion]

AND I MEAN PHYSICALLY!

[kieshalovee]

it makes me laugh hahahahaha.

[shadow11312]

Okay, to the idiotic telemarketers that are commenting, are you really that ignorant? After the first time that he became very hostile and clearly did not want the telemarketing call, yet the telemarketer persists knowing clearly that the man does not want the call and is clearly agitated by it, so the telemarketer continues what should be construed as provocation by the telemarketer. This telemarketer deserved what he got, he simply wanted to tick the guy off even further. Don't be stupid!

[Timerider]

As with all telemarketing firms. He did not ask them to be removed from their calling list. his number will be returned to the cue to be recalled 24 hours later with the goal being to reach his wife or another party who might be more civil. they do nnot care how upset you get this is about money not your desire or peace of mind you silly wanker.. Don't want marketing calls?  the only sure way is to not have a phone.. Else just wait for your blood pressure to rise to a critical level .

[cono2627]

XD That telemarkater deserves a medal for still trying to sell his product

[paketep]

Fantastic. Death to telemarketing!

[ultimateuser74]

Could be fake. Listen closely to the voice of that BT telemarketer. He sounds a lot like Ralf Little from "Two Pints of Lager".

[Raakh123]

@ultimateuser74 I don't think it's fake, I work in customer service, and the rep seems to be reading a script at the beginning, after that he just didn't get when to hang up :))))

[elton1981]

@ultimateuser74 could it be that he's based at their Liverpool office?

[solinero]

"Thank you for your time!" ROFL

[1993gandy]

i wont be able to do that job and stay calm :L

[cherubinn]

"Get the fuck off my phone line! Do you understand?"

"I understand, sir-"

"GOOD!"

Lol! That guy is so funny. XDD

[Spyez]

And THAT includes fucking british telecom.

The telemarketer

Ok?

agashshsaga.

[cannoir]

@Spyez sounds like he was trashing his sofa while yelling on the phone. mofo needs help.

British telecom suck eczema balls .

[xemileee]

LMFAO

[IdelinZu]

That "I" flash was so funny that I fell off the chair because I was laughing so much :D

[Dudeinator6599]

sounds like someone accidentally called Christian Bale

[ThePicklepirate]

Which army ?

[llewellyndavies]

The irate fellow reminds me of my old Company sergeant major when we asked for a favour or some time off! quite reminds me off him!

[marijuanadan1975]

Is right he was insulting a british guy aswell...and not a fckn indian...BT can SUCK the Gasses from my arse as far as i`m concerned they are the worst telecoms/ISP service in the uk should all be shot with a ball of their own shite

[elgavilan2000]

GET IN MAH BELLEH!!

[FuriousStrength]

Fat bastard was Scottish, this guy wasn't.

[BlindAspie]

I need this guy to take care of our telemarketer problems... That could be a job for him. I think, if I could find better quality clips of his voice, I could use him as a sound board for pranks. Now THAT would be classic!

[TheAlienFan]

Fuck yeah!

[LORDGODSIRALEXFERGIE]

That was a north-east england accent (the angry guy) Why did the caller try to carry on? - talk about brainless!

[FuriousStrength]

Probably because he doesn't want to be fired.

[neil9327]

This is a youtube classic.

Even now if I get into a scrape, I say to myself "Jesus Christ Diane..."

[completebastard]

It's funny how calm the operator is throughout.

[tehpeasant]

he should become a death metal singer

[Noospherebusiness]

I always knew this would get loose when I first heard it about ten years ago with a BT contractor playing it, bad move BT. The problem here is that the caller doesn't even know what he has done to bring out this reaction because it was a pridictive dialer call. People keep laughing but over 30000 people lost their jobs over this type of poor service.... I funny the company that do this well year in year out are the guys that are suffering the recession...

[Trance1972]

I loved it.

[MegaLazybum]

That was Classic! DO YOU COMPREHEND?!!!! LOL

[TheAlienFan]

"I told you to go and FUCK OFF!!

The customer is always right.

That is pants wettingly funny!

[ophello]

@MegaLazybum

"Classic" means old and established trend. This is a youtube video and cant be that old.

Pleases stop using the word "classic" unless its referring to something that is actually classic...like slipping on a banana peel.

[grizzlybear019]

@ophello shutup you damn troll it's classic

[Physhi]

@ophello The call itself is actually quite old itself and predates youtube. Most likely from the late 1990s to the early 2000s. I remember hearing it many, many years ago.

[DirtyDianaSixx]

when the I flashes I almost pissed my pants laughing XD

[invalidbuffalo]

Priceless

[SilvanCleric]

That reminds me of that one time my brother decided that he'll pretend to be ordering a pizza if a telemarketer called. So he did.

[sw3210]

this is gold! we hafve all thought about it

[shagrmiester]

Anyone here besides me ever actually do this to a telemarketer? XD

[panterahead667]

nah lol... What i always do... is agree with them.. and lead them on... riiiiight until the very last detail they need (usually phone number) Then i start to change my mind, just keep them on the phone for as long as possible, trying to move the conversation onto pointless things like music etc

[Frankeltonfrankie]

all the time, if they don't give me a name I make it really awkard.

totally worth it because my mum works nights so if we are waiting for a phone call and we get a pointless one like that I go mad.

[Roadskare62]

I TOLD YOU TO GO AND FUCK OFF!!

That is when I LOST it. lmao

[NukeReactor]

ah my best part was"and i mean physically" loool i pissed in my pants...i wonder the telemarketer would have pooped in his pant too :D

[NukeReactor]

I MEAN PHYSICALLY!!!!! loooooooool

He got owned..

[Roadskare62]

No. He got PWNED!!

LMFAO!!

[NukeReactor]

Jesus Christ Diane :D

[MajaManUtdSerbia]

rofl, dude xD

[PS3reviewsNmore]

i feel bad for that telemarketer

[thespartan029]

AND I MEAN PHYSICALLY!!!! hahahaha i LOL'D

[CPacemaster]

Bwahahahaha thats hell funny!! Man he went OFF!