Captain Pugwash and THE MONSTERS AHOY

[CaelanT2000]

There was Master Bate and Seaman Stains also!

[theoneandonlyNick2]

his name is Master MATE! becasue he is the first mate

[HRHooChicken]

@theoneandonlyNick2 in the new ones perhaps

[johnfox3]

captain cock wash

[iamnotcoolandproud]

@johnfox3

lol love it. so crude and funny.

[MafiaCatProductions]

is this for little ones,,,if so why is his name master bate?

[norristerse]

it's hard to believe there are people who still believe that urban myth, let alone find it amusing.

victor lewis smith did a lot to perpetuate the story. he now edits the "funny old world" column in the otherwise excellent "private eye" magazine, where apocryphal stories (often the same one) about men putting hamsters up their arses are passed off as news items from obscure international papers.

the kind of stuff that would appeal to those who find "captain pugwash" a bit hard to follow.

[cornishphilosopher]

I remember that tune

haven't herd it for years

[BANGERS68]

iff you still beleive in roger the cabin boy then check my vid out..and its master mate not baits

[trimmytrab]

I always though Captain Pugwash looked like my Uncle Jeff until my Uncle shaved his tash off. Now my Uncle looks like Humpty Dumpty

[MrRavewolf]

im sorry......did that guy just say "masturbate"

[t1mel1ne]

@MrRavewolf master mate. there's a few of those things going on in this cartoon.

[jjw1231]

indead masterbate loool

[thomassirrell]

at 0.19 did captain pugwash say masterbate..happy days : )

[infeted14]

@thomassirrell no he doesn't he says mastermate - that masterbate stuff is a complete urban myth - and is nonsense.

[1bunhead2]

@infeted14 haha what? you think its a coincedence! yup, seaman staines, roger the cabin boy, master bates and willy! yup pure coincedence!

[infeted14]

@1bunhead2 mate - there is no characters as you have just said...look it up - it is an urban myth and the newspaper lied about it. it is master mate, tom the cabin boy and yeah willy is there but no seaman stains! i used to watch it daily when i was a kid and i know there's no filthy characters in it although it would be funny!

[theo3335796]

this brings back memories

[w23342]

I dont know how any one can listen to these clipsand not think it is Master Bates... Irrespective of what is written or libel suits... All these little legends make these things endure. Having not watched PUGwash for more than 40 years, after watching this clip... I cant say I really missed much, but I still get a chuckle periodically thinking of Master 'Mates', the 'Seaman' and 'their' Willy!

[kahlzun]

Actually, the creator has sued people for stating 'innuendo' in the names of his characters.. he seems to take these claims seriously.

[pazzmodium]

you, and the creator of the cartoon, can argue all you want that it's an urban legend that the names are meant to be an innuendo, but the fact remains that there are dodgy sounding names in this programme. You cant just say 'oh its an urban legend' - the names are being said right here in front of your ears, and it sounds very much like 'master bate' (even if it isn't) and the title means something very dodgy as well. There is no getting around these facts.

[evantrude]

ps that urban legend is probably the reason why kids swore and said dirty stuff jeez whoever made this legend is such a sick fucker!

[evantrude]

god this urban legend about seaman stains, Master bate and Roger the cabin boy is so famous i am just glad i wasnt alive at the time cause it would of been a really bad confusion to my childhood cause im autistic

[vapourmile]

@evantrude You're autisitc? Cool. What does it mean?

[evantrude]

its hard to explain look it up

[vapourmile]

@evantrude I have looked it up, frequently. I wasn't interested in an academic theory though. I want you to tell me what your own experience is like? What are you facing that makes you autistic?

[evantrude]

well first of all i want you to remember that being autistic is very different from being retarded.

when i was little i grew obsessions with things like animal toys, when ever i watched a movie i learned over a quote and would say it out loud in inapropriate places and the experience was like nothing i didnt know i was autistic

[vapourmile]

@evantrude That's ok, I think people with autism are very, very smart. Have you looked up Steven Wiltshire on You Tube, or Daniel Tammet?

[vapourmile]

@evantrude Actually, I don't know who invented windows I'm sorry to say.

[vapourmile]

@evantrude No I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings, I'm sorry. I was trying to point out that people with autism are very smart. Quite the opposite. I think you're very smart. What sort of things are you interested in?

[evantrude]

oh you know dinosaurs, monsters, horror movies you name it :)

[vapourmile]

@evantrude Good selection. I like those things. It sounds pretty normal. I want to know how things are different for you than other people who don't have autism. Explain it please.

[ponxer26]

Lol my grandma kept all these from when my mum and dad were kids they are so fricken awsome

[mave1985]

dont you fuckers start with this seaman staines bollocks aswell. its an URBAN LEGEND! and for ur information it was TOM the cabin boy. not roger u dumb fuck!

[YOGIBEARSpicnic]

dont forget roger the cabin boy

[xraycortina]

ahoy there shipmates yarrrrrrrrr

thanks so much for posting these, takes me back to the 70s

[Temorablue]

Master Mate

[j43ms]

the "wanking jack" "spunk staines" etc urban myth was tiresome the FIRST time i heard it

[bigbob572]

and seamen stains lol

[Boggles577]

indeed, master bates

[ChunkyStab]

John Ryan. A most underrated talent. RIP.

[RickmalR]

RIP! John Ryan Thank you for your creation

[zarathustra2k1]

Master MATE - Qute Categorically!

Just STFU with the false innuendo references. Ryan successfully sued The Guardian for printing this lackwitted urban legend.

Rest in peace, John Ryan. You made my life that little bit brighter as a child.

[wi11ydapimp]

master BATE u fool!!!

[zarathustra2k1]

Can you read, wi11ydatool? Doubtful, but DO TRY, you clown:

tinyurlD.O.T.comSLASHcmase

[trelcious]

There was a conspiracy to cover up the fact that they changed the names after the first series

[MicaLauren95]

haha master-bate !!! :D

[theguyofdoom212]

isn't there a guy called seaman staines as well as master baites

and you don't want to know what pugwash is

[Gumblejack]

No. That's just a dumb urban legend.

[kyogg]

this show was full of very funny names

[poppy757]

It Master MATEs clothe ears...

[strawberrycloud1]

is there a connection here. as in one eyed monster and "lower yourself onto the monsters head" and sea biscuits could mean shit

[kabogga]

Not only did they have a character called Master Bates, but also one called Seaman Staines. Now how they got those names through BBC moderators and into the show I'll never know. But ain't you glad they did! Lol! ;-)

[darkangel2347]

I heard "Master Bate". I live in Australia and I can tell the differemce between a "B" and a "M".

[evantrude]

id fucking wet myself if i saw a monster like that eating my ship and if i had to lower the biscuits above the monster id be like ''fuck no you do it''

[getmesumgreen]

master MATE

[hfu1973]

That's just an urban myth - there were no characters with those names. The cabin boy was called Tom for example, not Roger, and it was Master Mates. Check out Wikipedia for more on the urban myth.

[AiiiChihuahua18]

The sea monster used to scare me as a child :'(

It still scares me...the face the horror!!!

[pickleboy23]

Why don't they just behead the bloody monstor like we do when we come accross other pirates on the high sea with an attitude.

Sir Captain Hook (OBE, MBE, LGV, HNV, HIV)

The Cutty Sark

Milton Keynes Mental institution

(Near The High Seas)

[Dillboy]

Master Bate I love it

[dickieflashman]

master bates.... fecking excellent

[michaelthonger]

it's master mates btw

[WhatEvsKevs]

Seaman Stains?

You Must Be Avin A Laf!

Total Bollocks.

[trelcious]

seaman staines brilliant.

[getmesumgreen]

dik head

[jdkeates]

ha ha masterbate

[PatriarchK]

Hah! that does not sound like a concertina to me :)

[Roxythehottie]

toms very clever- or maybe the ovas r just a little dumb

[48soso]

Unfortunately that isn't true, which is a shame because it's a good story. The creator even sued a British newspaper for saying that it was.

[vpsadam]

WHY DOES THE MOSTER DUST EAT THEM ALL

[jenkins92]

This Sea Monster is a vegetarian. Duh!

[frog2eyes]

I watched Captain pugwash and thought it brilliant. Now the reality of it is plain as is as so much of the BBC stuff its done by privilaged public school boys who have an obvious bias nurtured by their school masters with a similar bent.

[R1KY2007]

why dont they just bomb the monster anyway?

&

THIS IS TOTALLY WRONG

[jamierourketen]

jayboy if i find you i will kill you.

[48soso]

It's actually, "Master Mate". It does sound like it though...