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  • 2 apple juice references!! Outstanding!!

  • We ran over Wolf. Don't look.

  • Is there something wrong with me, only I've watched this twenty times in one evening and laugh out loud every time!!

  • I want to eat potatoes.

  • Jesus Christ out.

  • "who's gonna pay for this?" "all these people watching." owned.

  • CHECK OUT MY PENIS ITS 46 CENTIMETERRRS

  • I've got a PSA for you: After watching a few more of your videos, you guys are a shit-ton X1000 better than Bad Lip Reading!! In fact, I bet they ripped you guys off, or were at least inspired by you guys hopefully. keep on keeping on (Building 7!)

  • how does Brocks dubs have more views then this video

  • The concept of monarchy is completely against the democracy. the royal families are simply parasites of this republic. This is a horrible medieval Bs. Fuck off u disgusting royals and royalists.

  • I... TASTE... FEET! Hilarious!

  • Actually having them play the rocky theme would have been badass

  • I think I've watched this about half of the views this video has!

  • This truly is a dadaistic masterpiece! Doesn't matter how many times I watch it I still end up laughing my liver out of whack!

  • I want a tissueeeuhhheeeeeeeeeeehehehe!­!! I want nipples!

  • We ran over Wolf. Don't look.

  • The line best said goes to . . *drum roll please*

    2:07 "It's wonderful to have a woman thats not FAAAAAAAT - No shit" :D

  • WAITRESS....FOUR WHISKY'S!!!!!

  • I have never seen so much scum in one place at one time.

  • The greatest thing about this video is the trumpets @ the end!!! XD I love how the fingerings move with it! XD

  • maybe half a jar of mayonaise i dont knoooooooooooow....fuck a horse in the house, jesus christ out.

  • This is sooo applejuice !!!

  • This is the only footage I've seen of the royal wedding and I LIKE IT that way!

  • It's wonderful to have a woman that's not FAAAATT!!! *gaasp*

  • Pythagoras is shitty!

  • IGUANA! LMAO i love this video!!!

  • we ran over a wolf!

  • shit happens so shut up!

  • This probably is the kind of conversation that takes place when US presidents get married

  • So, as the priest, they chose a mathematician with tourette's?

  • I ... Taste ... Feet!

  • There is no way this only has 204 000 views, I'm pretty sure that's the exact population of Kitchener. 2 billion people saw the wedding, so I bet this actually has at least 1 billion

  • ill bathe you! im forty... HACKTSTHHS! lmao

  • There are frogs in space. Who knew?

  • well no hes german

  • my buttocks are firm XD

  • Captain Crunch rofl

  • why do 90% of the lines in djo refer to apple juice?

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  • I...taste...feet!

  • Jesus Christ out.

  • Who is going pay for this?

    All these people watching.

    Lol

  • this is a good documentary about genetically modified potato crops.

  • 2:08 - 2:22 had me practically on the floor, thanks for the laugh guys =)

  • Showed my friend who looks like a stoner, plays the guitar, and like ACDC this video for the first time. His favorite person was the weirdo in the suit talking in the mic. Maybe its b/c all things he said we stoner talk idk lol but it was the best!!!!

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  • Maybe a half a jar of mayonnaise I don't knooooow!

  • OH MAN! Give me a chance to BREATHE!

    My sides!!!

  • "I have a lisp on the moon, there are frogs in space, who knew?"

  • I found the ending about potatoes insulting.

  • i wish there was something better than faving and liking!

  • "You look like Captain Crunch"

    Can you have a brain aneurysm from laughing too hard?

  • Best line is "we ran over a wolf, don't look"

  • Favorite DJO line ever - "Maybe half a jar of mayonnaise, I dunnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooo fuck a horse and a house. Jesus Christ out."

  • @GBart I like the way he sings "fuck a horse and a house" to the same tune one would sing "smoke weed every day".

  • Oh my god broccoli is... $25?

  • what a waste of tax payer money. fucking joke

  • Had this been how the wedding went, I would have watched it xP

  • this video should have a billion views by now

  • He is British :/ Scotland, England, Wales and South Ireland. All in Britain. He isn't English, there is a difference. Good video though :)

  • @quicksaund ....Mountbatten is a British name?

  • @dayjoborchestra It's German - Anglicised from Battenberg during WW1.

  • @dayjoborchestra

    Mountbatten was the name Prince Louis of Battenberg. He was born His serene Highness Prince Louis of Battenberg and was married to Princess Victoria of Hesse. They disposed of their German titles during the First World War and crated the name Mountbatten.

  • @dayjoborchestra If a Kowalski, a Singh or a Li can be British, then surely so can a Mountbatten, nicht wahr?

  • @quicksaund It's an anglicized version of Battenberg. See Wikipedia:

    "The House of Windsor is the royal house of the Commonwealth realms. It was founded by King George V by royal proclamation on the 17 July 1917, when he changed the name of his family from the German Saxe-Coburg and Gotha to the English Windsor, due to the anti-German sentiment in the United Kingdom during World War I."

  • @dayjoborchestra

    Yet the American commander in the Gulf War was called Schwarzkopf? Is that an American name...?

  • @TheDarkFrontier What's an "American" name? Proudfoot? Eaglefeather? Weren't they killed off almost to extinction? We're all of European or Asian or African blood, are we not?

  • @dayjoborchestra

    So if none of them are American names, what makes one name more valid over another? What difference does it make?

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  • 'South' Ireland is not in Britain.

  • @quicksaund South Ireland isn't in Britain. Northern Ireland is though

  • @Craccaben It's not actually. NI is in the United Kingdom (of Great Britain and Northern Ireland). 'Britain' refers to Great Britain, which is the largest island in the British Isles. England, Scotland and Wales are all in Great Britain, but Northern Ireland is on the island of Ireland, along with the Republic of Ireland. So there you go :D

  • @quicksaund south ireland isn't in britain mate. north ireland is.

  • @kiatasbihgou Not quite. Neither the Republic of Ireland (southern) or Northern Ireland are part of Britain, however Northern Ireland is part of the United Kingdom, or to give a fuller name, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland...

  • @empeda oh, yeah, united kingdom. that's what I meant... that's embarrassing ;(

  • @quicksaund Northern ireland is british, not the south.

  • @quicksaund Northern Ireland is in Britain,Southern Ireland is a republic.

  • @quicksaund People in ''south ireland'' arent british! derp.

  • @quicksaund Actually it's Northern Ireland  :)

  • @quicksaund I believe you meant to say Northern Ireland.

  • @quicksaund The Republic of Ireland isn't apart of the United Kingdom but Northern Ireland is.

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  • @quicksaund South Ireland, you sure my friend?

  • @darthblingbling 'south' Ireland is not like South America. It's the southern part of the island in which the country of Eire, the Republic of Ireland is located. It is not part of the 'United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland' (plus a couple other bits and bobs). The six counties of the north, Northern Ireland, is part of the UK. Hope that helps.

  • @BDGMarketing Yes I know this, why are you replying to me?

  • @quicksaund Dont you mean northern Ireland ? Southern Ir4eland is not part of the UK.

  • "Maybe we should have a huge apple jihad." I fucking died when he said that.

  • My Buttocks is firm.

  • "I raped Oprah"

  • Great use of Conti's theme to Rocky, but is it the original? It sounds kinda shitty!

  • I had to turn this off because I was laughing so hard that I couldn't keep my eyes open. Now my face hurts.

  • Who's going to pay for this?

    Everyone watching.

    LOL!!!!!!!!!

  • Sheer class m8. Watching this at 8:15am on sunny morning really has set the day flying!! Love iT!!

  • the bit at the end slays me. it all slays me.

  • Ran over a wolf don't look, lol

  • The only reason they both blinked so much is because they're full of shit

  • "Why is there reverb?!"

  • Seriously, i almost pee'd a little. No one makes me laugh silly like you guys!

  • This is the only time I ever watched the royal wedding and only time I ever will. lol

  • they deserve a lot worse just for being royalty in the year 2011

  • found this on tumblr, cant stop laughing!!!!

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  • I'd pay $200,000 for a soup

  • It's wonderful to have a woman that's not FAT!!!!!!!

  • Let me get this straight.  1.8 million people watched Happy in Paraguay, but only 10% came back for this one?

  • @livewire242 We don't understand it either. But we're going to find out. Stay tuned for the experiment - Does YouTube Delete View Counts. The next vid will be watchable from our web page, but unlisted on YouTube. We'll compare our web traffic to YouTube numbers. After we get the data, the vid will be visible on YT. We'll post results in a follow up vid. Coming sooooooon!

  • @dayjoborchestra Fucking Brilliant man

  • The wedding congregation singing Hells Bells is one of the best things I've ever seen.

  • This guys stuff always cracks me up. Genius!

  • You guys seem to have a thing for apples...

  • I lol'd at "Sieg Heil. I'm a racist!"

  • i agree...the insult is that anyone took thus weeding crap seriously

  • the sync on the trump player and the rocky music when it starts is just AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • looooooooooool these guys are crazy keep up the good work fuck the royals they live off our fucking taxes I'm not British my self but I work in Britain and my fucking taxes are going to these fuckers

  • Did DJO or YouTube censor the title?

  • hahaha I love it, do you have a problem where women keep taking their clothes off and forcing you to have sex with them?

  • The DJO videos are some of the very few that make me properly laugh out loud when I'm by myself. Good work guys, I love every second of it!

  • "Who's gonna pay for this?"

    "All these people watching!"

    I lol'd so hard!

  • @atr33fails i didn't watch it - does that mean i didn't pay for it? YES! i win!

  • And what sexy times those were...sexy times.

  • We ran over a wolf, don't look

  • FUCK! I was drinking apple juice when they were putting on the ring and when it made that pop sound I nearly spat it all over my computer ^_^ Thanks for that guys. I love you.

  • DJO, you have a serious demonic possession concerning apple juice :-)

  • New vid now uploading! Be the first to hate it!

  • You look like an oreo! MMMMH!

  • 2:09 - 2:40 had me in tears xD

  • Shit happens, so shut up.

  • in tears! this was so potatoes!!

  • Jesus Christ out.

  • Congratulations sir, this video is amazing.

  • I check my phone at least once every 3 weeks to check on the djo poop. Luv ur poop guys but ur demand is higher than ur what what

  • I agree. Ur paradigm on apples is touching. So much good comes from the apples.

  • This video = proof that DJO should have their own t.v. show. The whole world NEEDS to see this and laugh and the world will be a much happier place. So therefore - DJO = World Peace. There I said it lol. Oh and the show should be called something like: "Consuming Apple Juice" or "Apple Juice is Sacred" or some shit like that lol.

  • Fuck a horse and a house...

  • "I raped Oprah" lolwut

  • RIApplejuice DJO:)

  • There are frogs in space - who knew?

  • This is a classic. It must be aired to the world.

    Motherfucker buttfucker.

  • RIP DJO :,(

  • @MrFranklinz do you know something we don't? :)

  • Fish shit on my roof

  • I think they(DJO) did drown in a giant vat of apple juice.please post something or i'll cry.

  • HOLY CRAP THAT WAS EPIC.

  • Its wonderful to have a woman whos not FAT

  • 200,000 dollars for soup

  • @DDCFrodo | A holy war to fight for the injustice of apple juice bigotry.

  • worst video so far.... the whole star trek voices dont work very well with this, still love ur videos guys

  • why is there reverB?

  • "You look like an Oreo" "Hmmmmmmmm!!"

  • AAAWWWEEESSSOOOMMM0EEE!!!!!!!!­!

    frikin histarical!!!!!

    Could use more apple juice!

  • Do more

  • Why don't I just smoke a chrysanthemum.

  • My favourite bit is SO 2:09 to 2:20 .... "It's wonderful to have a woman that's not FAAAAT" lol LOL

  • This. Is. Great.

  • DONT REGURGITATE THE OPEN MICRO NUGGET SLIDES!!!!!!!  selling battery. .uncle curse me to my ruin..... WHITEOUT!!!!

  • Some POTATOES say, it's tampering with POTATOES. But today, a group of POTATOES say it's making POTATOES better.

  • I have a lisp on the moon.

  • LOL LOL

  • I fucked chris walkings!! Lol I've watched serveral of these I've laughed so hard I've cried n couldn't breath great job guys keep em coming let's hsve a apple juice party!! Lol

  • @DDCFrodo I think he says Abu Jihad :/

  • @7ohnnyLG nope. Take it from the source! It's Apple.

  • this vid deserves 100m views

  • maybe half a jar of mayonnaise i don't knoooooooooooooow fuck a horse in a house. Jesus Christ out.

    lmao

  • I had to stop this video twice from laughing too hard XD

  • God this is amazing. I always watch it stoned, and it's always so goddamn hilarious. THANKS, DJO, SAVED MY MOTHERFUCKING LIFE.

  • somehow I find this mildly insulting?

  • @munchegod ....why do you find this insulting!

  • @dayjoborchestra

    ...no sense of humour? No apple juice? XD

  • @munchegod

    I find you finding this mildly insulting very insulting.

  • @Gman2A2 I find your only finding his finding of this to be mildly insulting very insulting to be EXTREAMLY INSULTING!

  • @equalcharliebrown LETS ALL AGREE EVERYONE IS INSULTED

  • i like it !

  • @munchegod

    Why don't you just have a kiwi and relax. Those idiots out in Canada are probably over dubbing you right now.