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  • that's really scaring me when i listen the ending music like this every time!

  • your flower-bed is cool

  • 你很棒

  • "Because your parents don't love you" lmao!

  • The back of the head was very funny. hahahaah

  • awesome!

  • I would like Megan fox to dance naked on the street

  • 0.0 he‘s Chinese

  • @hunkshunter hey. your mom told me that u r a foggot and i agreed with her!!

  • @hunkshunter stfu

  • @hunkshunter hey, u sound more hateful...ur nationality shd feel shame abt ur stupid words. wht kind of person u r? try to mak different races hate each other? hw nice?!

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  • @hunkshunter sorry to tell you that i've asked ALL your ancestors and they are chinese too, you know?

  • @MagicalWorm I'm an Arab but since when Arabs becoming Chinese??

  • @hunkshunter Arabs became Chinese since they had immigrated to China via the Silk Road in Tang Dynasty (about 600-900 AD), and they are called Hui today, one of China's 56 ethnic groups. Learn some history before being a racist bitch!

  • @liuchenyu1986 ha...ha...are u learn history??? Muslim Hui was Han peoples who converted to Islam in Tang Dynasty, they are not Arab defenitly because they had same culture,physiqe, language to Han peoples. You must crazy to talk like that!!! Take your pills on time and fuck off!!!

  • @hunkshunter What a moron u r! Although they look like Han today but their direct ancestors are Arab, that's why they are muslim. Han people at that time were devout Buddhists, and we are not stupid to convert to a religion that makes problem worldwide! I won't fuck off, but I can fuck you for sure! Now wear your black robe and make bombs.

  • @hunkshunter kussumak shit Arabs i thought arabs are nice dudes and now i know that you arabs are scums too.

  • @hunkshunter you son of bitch what the fuck do you wanna say?

  • well, i believe u can buy your own bed sheet instead of the flower patterns

    and tell ur parents that you're a boy, not a girl

  • is the music in the end from Inception? :P

  • i often feel jealous (not in a bad way) of the love in asian families. i never got to feel it, white parents often have a talent of ruining family bonds, and its so sad!

  • /watch?v=hQFAkhqzAVU

    real college.

  • good job man!

  • go boyyy....I meant I pick up the phone outside of library just to respect library rule. In Japan you need to be dead quiet to be in the library too, and I think alexander or whatever that betch's name, she just dumb that she doesn't know any asian culture. like dude....plz not all asians are same betch and FYI ching chong is not even a language lol I am glad that at least somebody who speaks "American English" against her to shut her mouth=) I'm mixed japanese n european race.

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  • You look like a young Jackie Chan in the thumbnail of this video.

  • So true!

  • you use alot of blanket statements. not all asian parents are over protective and not all white people are retarded

  • i feel fine, thanks !

  • because your parents dont love you

  • u little chingchong!! lol

  • love you made that all videos buddy!! moving forward!···· thumbs up

  • "I do not go to TsingHua, it is a joke. I just wanted to fool you guys into believing me. Haha."

    LOL,原来不是清华的大神Orz,膜拜一下

  • OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP

  • stand up for chinese ya!!!!!

  • you are white...

  • Um, my mom always said sleeping on my right side is the best and she is Chinese

  • "you're stupid, you're not a bitch"

    LOL

  • I love you.

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  • asian: why are there so many asians anti?

    hate'em

    amanda::maybe they're jealous

    me: of course they are

    Arashi, tell us what u think

  • @ysshml they have small bird brain

  • " u little ching chong" lol

  • LOL no wonder the back of my head is flat :3

  • you are the man!!! fuck that bitch!!

  • 英语说得真好

  • bully for u) good video)

  • @Yamazaki2861 typical japanese guy

  • @ThinkSmooth he is totally chinese guy

  • @DIONGLIAN I meant that yamazaki guy

  • it is just amazing joe..........super joe ever!!

  • I really like this one~~

  • wow glad im not american, only because if i were i really wouldnt be happy with you with these stereotypes, i know your being funny but well i watch alot of asian comedians and they seem to take it too far, i wonder what your sereotypes are of us english people, probably the same as every1 tho that we talk in a posh english accent and walk around with wippets and wear flat caps >_< what is it and people with stereotypes? theyre just not funny anymore!

  • she is not a bitch she is a slut

  • Oh god you're so funny :D I agree with you on things you said there. Some foreigners can be so ignorant. However, most of the times what you referred to as 'white people' were Americans. There's a MASSIVE cultural difference between Americans and Europeans - Americans don't understand many of the European cultures either. I just came back after having spent a year at 清华大学. Did not have any American friends over there. Did not have any Chinese friends either, but that's a different story.

  • open your eyes more!! wait, it is open!

  • 1:20 lol

  • hahaha LOL same with indian parents OMG hahaha BROWN BROTHAS

  • real chinks live in china and dont have american accents, and dont pretend to hate whites just to suck black dick, american media has been hijacked into killing off the white race, i cant beleive how stupid americans are. Anyway u asians shud cum to europe ad speak shit about white people

  • @88bluebirds We would laugh the same way as we did! He is being funny, not racist. I like him and like 90% of European people would like him. The rest might be racist or don't get the joke.

  • HEY 你的微薄是什么啊

  • OMG 清华的!!膜拜!!

  • "No, you little ching-chong! you gotta sleep like this, sleep straight!"

  • 我不知道这里踩他的中文评论是怎么想的...不知道你有没看过那­个骂亚洲人的婊子

  • @YuongJay 什么意思?据我所知,他从来没有骂过亚洲人。 

  • @ewewuqewu 是啊,但是这里有些中文评论说他不好,我不知道那些人怎么想的.­..

  • 傻逼 你不是很爱你妈吗 现在所有人都知道你有多爱你妈了

  • No! You little ching chong. You have to sleep like this!

  • @popking161 can i be very clear, their is no such thing as white, black, or yellow, i dun c a black person, i c a person that has evolved through genreations to have the perfect skin suited for them, so shud the f up, man, u dun know shit what u talkin about, yes alexndra wallace, is a fuckin racist punk, but dun go stumpin over white people about u fag, ashamed to be asian, maybe its because ur chinese, no respect for other races, dumbass

  • @zertul5000 (same for mongoloids, negros, and caucasian) not trying to offend anyone, except @popking161

  • u need a flower 4 ur 拜得 !!!

  • You are so cute!

  • LOOOL yes go get em u lil chingchong (:

  • nice

  • like

  • asian parents are over protective

  • "no you little chingchong! you gotta stay like this! sleep straight!"

    haha perfect! :)

  • I kinda laughed @ his comment abt "open your eyes" :)) kinda ironic :)) lolz. And dont hate on me. Im Asian and I have small eyes, I just think it's funny lol

  • you little ching chongxDxDxD

  • Like

  • Dude, did you ready went to the best school in china????

  • lol at first ur accent was more chinese, and later it becomes more american

  • wow ur english is very good for a student in qinghua!

  • my mom did that to me as well【WH】

  • you look more like a student from america

  • @s05175 read the description box :)

  • I just don't want to call her bitch as well, lol

  • “…Joe, you need the flower for da bed…” hahaha :D

  • LOL "you little ching chong" well im asian...i dun think Ching Chong is even a word... xD Nice vid btw :D

  • 0:24 thats real chinese, I keed.

  • Her point of view is very squinted, get it? squinted hahaha...ha....

    I better shut up.

  • @cam9408 -.- he imitated the blonde bitch but.. In another way.

  • wait!!? Since when do white people go to china to go to college? NEVER!! China doesnt like any other races in their country other then chinese.

  • I don't make fun of chinese because I want to learn from and about them I don't make fun of an other asian races at all ever. I want to learn from them.

  • I really like listening to you. I'm not kidding and I'm not tryinf to kid or foll you. I like learning about other cultures it please me and makes me wish are culture was a little more different. I like some of the points you made because it reminded me that my dad loves me and I love him but stuff happens where we get pissed off at each other. My mom for example means everything to me. Literally.

  • I''m not like you explin and either way I wouldn't be offended because I think I understand your closeness

  • UCLA GIRL RUN 4 U LIFE...HE HAS THE DEATH STARE AND HE COMING 4 U ~bang ~ bang~bang~

  • "Hey, Joe, how come the back of your head is like THIS? And the back of my head is like THIS?"

    And I'm like: "'Cause your parents don't love you."

  • how many westerners in your university, comparing to Chinese student goes to u.s university, big differ isn't it!

    l bet you went to international classes, Chinese whore!

  • Haha so true ! Hhahahaah

  • and dont tell white people that we eat the organs of animal, they got freak out.

  • ooh ching chong ling long ting tong! ooh XD

  • haha i laught so hard! but i dont agree your hair looks like this because of your sleeping position..lol and your friend have to pay for his parent? i think they just want him to learn to be independent@@

  • The the discription dudes its not offenef ok

  • no i mean he's just posting like a spoof reply thing >D don't take offense dudes!

  • You know I'm a little disappointed that you judge all white people, just based on the few you know. I am white but I love my parents and my family. I won't talk bad about them. I know many other white people won't talk bad about their families either. Some do indeed, but they do not represent all white people. As you do not represent all Chinese.

  • are you in Qinghuan university now?

  • my step mum is putting my step bros head always put flat :O

  • 哦,你在中国也可以用youtube啊?

  • im black dude from n.y and i love this vid its tha shit. but i think we all should jus love 1another for bein human were all the same jus diff styles AND I THINK WERE ALL THE SHIT 4 THIS REASON LOOK ONCE WERE ALL DEAD EVERY SOLE TURNS GRAY 2 OUR MAKER OR MASTER WE RETURN FUCK IT JUS SHOW LOVE TILL THEN PEACE TO US ALL.GOD IS TO GOOD TA MAKE US ALL THE SAME COLOR LOOK AT US O O OK LIGHT 1 UP THEN LOOK WERE ALL UNIQUE 1ST IN RACE THEN AS INDAVIGUALS THATS HOT,DUDE THAT MAD DIS VID 1 LUV..BROOKLYN

  • "You're stupid, but you're not a bitch." But it sounds like "You're a bitch" to me... hahahahahaha..........

  • i hate your face chip eye

  • @TheXanian I believe he was kidding, I may be wrong, also he could have studied languages.

  • for one thing i would visit my grand parents if i could but threr all dead. you im bitching to the whole muslim community, just those who bitch about white poeple not loveing there parnts and shit. i would never curse hit or yell at my parents or i would get smacked in the face. i love my parents. and yall caant say anything because yall are the ones sounding rasist right now. so thut the fuck up, and i normally dont talk like this yall just pissed me off.

  • 1:15 Dude, those are good stitchings. It's better (and a lot more durable and crisp) than the the flannel sheets or $5 flat sheets that you can practically see through.

  • NO YOU LITTLE CHING CONG U GOTTA SLEEP LIKE THIS!!!!

  • I love your eyes n your hair cut :)

  • if you are not close to your family and friends then, your a Derp. Even though they may be annoying sometime but still. Friends i meet online i still worry about them if they don't get on for a while if you have friends they are like family in my book treat them like family(to a point).

  • 笑了 但是估计没几个美国人会知道或想去知道清华是什么。。。LOL

  • YES ASIAN PARENTS ARE OVER PROTECTED!

  • I feel.. Pretty good actually =) THANKS FOR ASKING!

  • he is soooo right. white people have no respect for their parents they always talkk horribly to them cursing at them and they have no respect for other ppl. they love to tell u to get out of their countries but flow to others and talk stupid stuff

  • You posted it on Youko? lolololol, I'm Chinese.

  • Thx for making this video...I saw this white girl and she was complaining how us Asians were talking on the phone in the library... I got soo mad.

  • i love the dramatic ending.

  • I like the flat head, that's so true, I told ppl. that my mom care so much.

  • Do you live in USA or Canada? If you live in China and you go to Chinese universities, then why your English is so good? Where did you learn English?

  • im white, and personally i like asains way more than any race! i hate crackers.

  • When i pick up my phone at the library, i dont go Chin chong chong ho.

    I go "Ne how"

  • I am African and when i was at University in London my parents visited regularly sometimes cooking for me all my relatives came to see me it is called love, in UK the parents get dumbed at a nursing homes when they get older maybe something to do with not being attached to their kids. However, I must admit I did find funny Alaxdra's comment about Ling long ting tong. We have some pre conceived notions in all of us regarding how other nations talk. However, she has gone too far tsunami comment.

  • @YEELKEED i would nevr put my mother or father in a home. even if my father smacked the crap outta me he is still my father and my mother too. she carried me for 9 months. i am a muslim and it is a sin to even raise your voice to your mother. i always see white ppl cusring at their parents and telling them what to do. they hate their parents omg they are scary ppl

  • cool

  • You convinced me man .. i also thought the same .. i'm an African Arabian ... and i agree with you .... if it wasn't of our parents we wouldn't be here right now .. cheers :)

  • i tho u r in usa? how come u goes to 清华

  • Wtf.. stop hating on him if you havent seen the original video...

  • You talk about love but there's quite a lot of hate in your video.

  • ur english is much better than me and from this video, i know i still have a long way to go.

  • 加油!!!!非常有趣。

  • this guys a fucking bitch making videos about white people, fucking fag ill smash his flat nigger head outta shape

  • @88bluebirds dude....... calm down.......

  • What "White" "friends" EVER even noticed the shape of your head?!! You seem WAY too introverted, alone, and subject to rumor/ influence.

  • Fantastic response. Much more mature and sophisticated compared to that ill mannered, uneducated non-cultured platimum boob job.

  • i no wat u mean by overprotective asin parents ...

  • ur head shape is like ) cuz your parents dont love you xD hahaaa lololololllloool ... oh man you make me feel bad about my mom ... i allways yell at her ... and she still love me ... im fucking DUMBASS i don't deserv to have mother like my mom FFFUUUCCCKKK

  • ur head shape is like ) cuz your parents dont love you xD hahaaa lololololllloool

  • lol so true i have a flower bed

  • appreciate your arguement! btw, how come that your oral english is so good. you are in usa? how long?

  • Oh my...your so wonderful...yeah..white people should have a grasp of other ethnic things...

  • Wow,i cant believe tht u r frm 清華

  • the sleeping thing is so true!!! HAHA

  • 优酷O.O......

    同意,所谓文化差异......

  • 那个优酷够亮

  • lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ so good

  • Lol...epic ass music at the end...XD..love these vids (:

  • @athleticchak Dude, why don't you chill out... I was only making a joke about eye-size. asian eyes are commonly seen as small, white people's eyes are generally larger. It is ironic that an asian person would tell a white person to open their eyes, because well, they already are. Also, I am not white. Your comments, insightful as they may be, are wholly inapropriate.

  • an asian man telling a white girl to open her eyes? oh, the irony

  • @whypas

    What`s wrong with that? U are using wrong vocabulary [irony], from this word, i can see white people, espec. u, looking down on Asian people. U know what, in this fucking century, it is good to be asians, why?? Europe economy collapsed, USA has economy recession, This is a big joke that USA said they killed laden, that is stupid because it can trigger muslim pp all over the world hate white people, Western pp always find excuse to start a war to kill innocent people in this 20 years

  • @athleticchak i agree with everything that you said but not all white people are like this. Just a few who are stupid and ignorant. im not defending white people because im white because im not. I am asian myself. Also, just because osama died doesnt mean every muslim is going to get mad. muslims dont support osama. they want him dead too. people think muslims do support him because osama is muslim but thats not right, that is just wrong.

  • @whypas

    if i am USA citizen, i am not dare to tell muslim pp or others i am USA because i dont want to be killed. At this momet , only China economy is prosperous and GDP is increasing. Fucking western leaders always say China has enhanced military and endanger the world`s safety. White pp go to read fucking history. Who the hell always start a war? Ans is USA and other western countries. Did China make a war to seize other countries?

  • 0:57,ROFLMAO!

  • (: Haha this was great!

  • wait... you're accent is really good... did you spend time in the US?

  • you sound a lot like peter chao

  • Hey, I'm learning English from you! 谢谢啊!

  • Hey I am learning English from you! 谢谢啊