Japanese Mermaid TV commercial

[artnardone]

You got the color Pink correct.

[Myoosikz]

WELP... Iiiii don't know why I'm watching these... Just..... gonna continue.... o-o

[whatjusthappendSNAKE]

0:19 EPIC FACE

[GuyPlusStuff]

at first it looked like titanic, but this doesnt have celine dion X:I

[chickies0peck]

derrrp

[cheesepuff2001]

@Radicaldanny @kimico thanks for the images of violent mermaid-merman rape in my mind o_0

[Bibimykitty]

Actually, this is the first japanese commercial is see sense in XD

[Luratii]

Herpity Derp 0:17

[ThaBigBassTheory]

must kill dolphin and whale!

[emismpunk]

anyone else catch his face at 0:19 lol!

[nubbuka]

what is this i dont even

[NadirFire]

"What stinks?!"

"This place smells awful!" *splash*

after the air freshener advertisement

"Can't smell a thing!"

[MrLAVAFLO]

0:18 DERP.

[SanFranGirl1982]

"fuck you whales, fuck you dolphins, and fuck you mermaids!" (Paraphrase on South Park for those of you who didn't catch that.)

[hanimallover1]

what a cheap tail

[poopersooper123]

somebody translate!!!

[Cara9000]

um wat

[KrinkleKrisps]

pause at 0:19

[Thedude24116]

dude y would he run without her!! i would have brought her with and f**ked her but im guessing a mermaid dousent have an opening cause the fish half body is in the way of where her vgina should be so..lol

[Mecinimi]

@Thedude24116 You. Are. Such. A fucking. 12 year old.

[Thedude24116]

@Mecinimi haha i am twelve lol yup

[Radicaldanny]

@Thedude24116

You would think if Mermaids exist, they are Marine mammals like dolphins and thus have an opening down there for sex... ;)

[kimico17]

@Radicaldanny Lol. How odd to point that out! xD Though, it does make you wonder about Mermaids/Mermen, if they ARE real! Wait...How would that work for a Merman? O_o Would he be like a dog..or something...Aah! I have horrible graphic pictures in my mind now!!! D'x

[Radicaldanny]

@kimico17

Male Dolphins, Whales etc. DO have a penis in their tail... ;)

It retracts to become "inni".... XD For better streamlining in the water =3

So Mermen can be just like Mermaids minus the boobs... XD

[kimico17]

@Radicaldanny O_OLol! I knew about the Whales, and Dolphins! Lol! The Mermaid/Merman thing is just..creepy! I just can't help but sort of crack up about it all. XD

[Radicaldanny]

@kimico17

Well if they were real, its a big chance they would be like that... Its just biology... XD

[kimico17]

@Radicaldanny Lol. Yur ^-^ That should have occurred to me! o_o Seeing as how I LOVE biology! Haha!

[danHiBiKiFaNaTiC]

can someone tell me the music?

[sykoTomBoy]

Okay that was Good why u go and fuck the shit out ov it with the "DERP" face!

[LocalDaEspurgacao]

0:19 EPIC FACE

[Haikara1991]

WTF?????

[ORPSFAN]

ah?

[jcaique]

Japan is a portal to another dimension!

[Trybiane]

zé graça precisa ver isso!!!!

[Kurashike]

@Trybiane kkkkkkk 1 dia os ze graças masters vao dominar os videos de propaganda japonesa AHUAHUaHU

[Trybiane]

não apenas as propagandas japonesas mais sim todo o "youtube" e os videos de cassetadas oloco bicho!

[Greenbossvids]

da fuq

[VitorlolNiki]

no japão só tem dorgados a unica coisa q presta são os mangás e os anime mesmo e é tudo loko O_õ

[andregeo10]

PORQUE JAPÃO? PORRQUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???­????

[gvdfgvdfgvzfx]

翻訳しなけりゃ意味わからんだろ

[jond69kr]

i have no idea what i just saw lol

[Music99Rox]

0:19 Orgasm...?

[XChurisoX]

He said "It stinks!"

[oipster]

hahahaha..............wait that things my dad



[Lionzlove]

....THE FUCK?!

[woohooitsmee]

YouTube: "An error occured. Please try again"

Me: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUU

[homiedudes]

anyone else get a 505 error

[anniemcphie]

thumbs up if u were sent by vsauce2

[Wiolett100]

Lol, did he scream "DIIEE!!" and jump into the water?

[HackerAndBootSniffer]

0:27 She is a bitch?

[SeanWebsterHD]

The guy should have whipped out a knife and yelled sushi!

[tiger5gaming]

Im literally shitting my pants xDDDDD

[danHiBiKiFaNaTiC]

who knows the song?

[TheDrewdler]

What just happened? (O.O)

[LaMilby]

Despite how many times i watch this, no sense can be made. ALAS!

[2weardgirls]

He's stupid.... or gay.

[totallyAG]

WHAT THE FUCK WUZ THAT...

[mrbonlino]

SORRY!!! CORREAN YOYO!!!

[Naverpace]

I demand context

[TheLysichiton]

So she is tripping acid and he is a Japanese Herp Derp? Did that pretty much sum it up?

[griggstoad321]

Keep pressing 8... WTF is that?

[TheNeilzorz]

im confused.

[aznism101]

too bad they cant have sex

[THURGOODa]

keep pressing to for her to keep saying nipples

[fit3akmal]

@THURGOODa u mean press TWO (2)?? hahahahaha, totally works!

[ThePapapatoto]

also 0:15

[ThePapapatoto]

0:08 look at his legs

[darknessblae]

that face is perfect.

[Coolestgoose]

LMAO

[RadioactiveCheese0]

Ok, I'm watching this one again.

[DonElmerLopez]

what was the commercial about ? or trying to sell ?

[Blackoperationsify]

THANK GOD THERE WERE SUBTITLES

[robbiethebeast13]

@Blackoperationsify hahahaha

[hd92122]

Sorry Rose, I guess Jack really did want to die o_0

[altim4t3]

@hd92122 He had a contract for inception in a couple years. He didn't want to miss the opportunity

[BeautifulBeau]

That man just went full retard...

[HiLoPicoLo]

oh i remember this  commercial

[RUSTYCHEERIOS]

funny thing is they ain't japenese

[voniak289]

now i know where jack went to....haha

[112233max332211]

like if you are from vsauce

[freakout16]

bleeding nose, headache, now my blood is coming out my ears

[JmanFilms88]

anyone notice the creators name is PeterV79

[FuzzyTurtle9000]

after the titanic!

[theflavasava2]

cant find the Making of on freddiew2

[kenseisato1989]

he says.

STINKS!

this room stinks!(i think he said room, his accent was thick)

[coolcatjas]

@kenseisato1989 he did. the kanji for "room" is in the subtitles

[1l1v32d13]

How would you "Make Love" with a Mermaid anyway?

Mermaid: You really love me? :D

Man: PSYCH!!! xD 0:19

Mermaid is ..... Forever alone! She ain't No Ariel ... jus sayin

[JurassicRaptor95]

NO NO you were making sense, little sense at that but sense! then you had to make him go into a HERP DERP Fit and......why is there an octopus in a wedding dress holding shampoo?

[pet415]

0:20 DERP XD

[AGreenWallSnipes]

SIKEE

[GalbertFakemon]

Confederate flag???

[leon123leon]

Im sorry, what just happened?

[camelCaseFTW]

This commercial made me sad

[Tbone155817]

Those are the whitest Japanese people I've ever seen.

[luthifer01]

so this is what happened to JAck

[MarcadamiaNut]

NO NO NONONONONONO fuck this

[30763076]

This was quite easy to masturbate to really

[twinkyfarm3r]

Where would he stick it in..?

[The123musiclover]

@twinkyfarm3r Fish have claspers

[twinkyfarm3r]

@The123musiclover ...ouch

[rexreborn1]

WHAT WHAT WHAT THE THE THE FUCK FUCK FUCK.....

[neonflames1999]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm what?!

[chris7toronto]

My brain cannot comprehend

[scubadivernija]

how titanic should have ended......

[pplchamp111]

This is what happened to Jack after Titanic 

[MitcheIIisMitcheII]

i saw one of those youtube ads at the start and i thought that wasn't to bad

[xed360x]

Well that made sense.

[darkdog4440]

LMFAO!!!

[TheMrBreinholtz]

first i was like :D and then i was like O_o

[PAClVlAN]

@TheMrBreinholtz fail

[WhenIdreamaboutyou]

Wut?

[1appless]

ohh! I used to see this commercial a lot while I lived in Japan... You get used to these sort of commercials after awhile -.-;

[DJerryz]

WHERE DA FUCK IS PANDA?

[Gorrgrim]

PUSSY SMELL LIKE FISH

[TheCrazyBunnyGirl]

... WHAT THE FUCK?

[MrDex33u]

Wut



[killerxbeastx1]

da fuck

[JacoblCanada]

thats the reason i run away from most girls too

[SergioSource]

and then the tentacles and... oh well

[myusernameXD98]

:17 the mermade saied im a man

[dobermangrl]

best commercial EVAR!

[BionicLantern]

WTF?

[sebliner]

0:26 "Japanese language" - BITCH!

[Aquamarine560]

....what the?! I don't even....

[teevon21]

Press 6 for wtf?

[vZo5l]

I'd tap that

[MrBebopChamploo]

...so THIS is what happened to Jack after the Titanic sunk...

[PiVoTeRo1]

0:22 Warning hentai master!!!!!

[nicko198718]

lol fleshlite for a mouth

[MrBossFight]

Why is Digglet selling air freshener to a mermaid?

[zeus018]

HOW TO HUMP A MERMAID?

[MasterGio95]

rofl

[roguesqadronairsoft]

i bet they are going to eat the mermaid lol

[MrTuPadrote]

@roguesqadronairsoft i would

[theenchanter666]

The beginning was supposed to be titanic!!!!

[UndeadKIRA]

I get it

[Xahni13]

WTF

[fLiKoUnEt]

0:19

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[CaptureFreakz]

@fLiKoUnEt OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA XD

[superjules6]

first i was like :D, then i was like D:

[Xdeser1]

MermAIDS

[LemoNeeGee]

too much just happened

[leonelmuitosasuntos]

vsauce ?

[DemonicMeatball]

LEANBACK

[xskyxheavenx1]

WTF was that?!

[BecomingAdrian]

it's funnier when you don't know what it means, cause then it's just a guy yelling japanese and jumping into a pool

[PieLuver61827]

lol 0:18 XD

[mairmaidem00]

Ha Ha I thought e was going to leave her and that octeapus looked like my dad

[yonyonku]

He said something like"this room smells"

[XX15214]

oh yeah... hes jumping after Mermaid kiss, lol :P

[TheMermaidfanclub]

wth?????????

[TheDrachenFlammen]

ello, reader. If you started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kind of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is real.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. yes I do

[MakingWavesShow]

@TheDrachenFlammen

...

I'm still alive.

[SuicidalSiren]

I thought he said "PSYCH!" XD

[LenXHika]

ello, reader. If you started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kind of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is real.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. yes I do

[evacookie913]

@LenXHika with no head or legs? poor guy, and he's gonna try to kill me?

[LenXHika]

@evacookie913

BOTH I THINK...

[MermaidCaitey]

@evacookie913 lol, nice.

[iceblue1220]

@LenXHika What if I stop reading it at midnight?

[AvivGafni]

Hell they japanese?!

[AvivGafni]

Hell the japanese?!



[Famiaify]

They don't look Asian lol

[mrspinky13560]

i love that tail!

so pretty

thumb up if you agree

[iluvjonasbros22]

wtf

[MegaCliquegirlz]

ello, reader. If you started reading this, don't stop or else. I hate people who post these kind of comments but.... Post this to 16 videos in 30 minutes and promise your self to never listen to these kind of comments or make one up. But this one is real.If you don't post this, a boy with no head or legs will show up in ur room at midnight kill you. Everyone will forget u. start posting. the timer will start as soon as you finish reading this. yes I do hate these coments

[girlnamedtex101]

@MegaCliquegirlz dude your a dumbass

[MegaCliquegirlz]

@girlnamedtex101 ik i am

[AmberFaithChloe]

What the hell?

[sapsoup422]

Why don't they look asien

[acct445]

get fucked

[ceratousarusork1325]

what a F***

[Artisticat86]

0:19 xD xD xD AHAHAHAHAA

[lollipoplana1]

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thats all i have to say....