After a Million Years....

[iwasfrancisd]

Ever? :-)

[BarrySmears]

Tony Robbins just doesn't do it for me - but this, this was inspiring!

[PicturesForMyMom]

Wow... I must have a serious K80 bug this holiday season, haha! Oh boy.

Aaaaaaaaaaanyways, this is one of your coolest, and I'm glad you haven't taken it off. I've been feeling like a bit of a psychic (or a psycho?! *dramatic chipmunk tune*) and I thought I'd show you some appreciation :-)

Keep it up! And many many many many many many many many thanks, for just keeping us posted. Now I proceed to buy some weed and figure out my own shit. (random, I know... but fuck it. Yay for random!)

[hardhatg69]

im 26..male ..ahvent worked in a year and have gained about 60 lbs..so quit bitchin...at least you have ur own place

[3thoreau]

You look wonderful.....! Don´t lose hope....!

[thesniffysniffy]

the problems with your dream are that the most successful people in the entertainment industry are famous and making films is too fun. famous movie makers' wealth is for all to see. you never see some random business man who made it rich in the lightbulb industry or something. you also hardly ever see any of the zillions of wanna be film makers. it's also work which people find enjoyable. as opposed to doing mundane repetitive tasks all day, or extremely difficult calculations or something

[MacbookJesse]

Kate I miss you so much. D':

[treehamallama]

I cant get enough of this video! and i can SO relate on the whole 'i wanna be a filmaker but its close to impossible' thing.

[mattposky]

I hope that you've made some headway since this video because I know your fucking pain.

[jonnyjonalau]

wow .. you play bether then me at the guitar .. love'it :) ..

[thebeany]

awesome video! I hope your dream of becoming a pro movie maker happens!!

[doom989]

This woman is made of sheer unrelentless Win.

[AnythingButClever]

First: I have to say the singing was FANTASTIC!

Second:

Who cares about the "probability" of success? I mean, making a documentary seems like a pain in the ass and you pulled it off. I SAY go for it. OR you could be lame and live a life FULL of fun things like regret and sorrow. I'd rather be poor and do what I want career wise, instead of what I'm doing now. Which is still being poor and not doing what I want lol

[AnimalLover125]

ok woah, where did you get ur bedspread? i love it!

[vanchucito]

WOW!!!! this is soooo cool!!!!!!!

please, make some more!

[illuminatijews]

Im not too far from you, im in San Antonio.

[DTMTroy]

This video is making me sub you. You're awesome.

[RightNetworker]

U r so so funny! cool to see u

[caitchelmegalex]

I think you have a swearing problem, and I think you should try not to do that so often!

[xAfroMacx]

lol you're insanely hilarious =]

[acidglow]

Nice boobs. You look nice bent over.

[djsnixz]

Keep shooting for the Stars!

[Psydoors]

Love u katie

[heyjudenanana]

OHMYGOD You are absolutely amazing. Seriously you're awesome.

[musosf]

Oh my fucking god. I can't say fuck on my channel? Fuck that! This video? Fucking brilliant. Black vortex? fucking hilarious. Why am I up so fucking late? Who fucking knows. But I'm watching a K80Blog video so it's all OK. Thank fuck.

[zvanko]

You should ask your pimp for a raise... BITCH

[zvanko]

I think that your dumb. I don't know who would hire you... I hope you die on your way to Austin... FUCK YOU (i can write fuck on my comments). YOU SHOULD SHOOT YOUR SELF IN THE FACE...

[sedelman2]

Wow. This is way too awesome NOT to comment on. Zvanko, isn't the United States of American a wonderful place? It's a place where you, with your pointlessly mean comments and FANTASTIC videos about graphic motorcycle crashes can co-exist with K80Blog, someone whose videos are light and silly and fun and meant to make us laugh. I mean, I guess there's a reason why bullies exist - to make us realize how FANTASTIC everyone else is. God Bless my Child.

[captmack735]

you are so hot in your own awesome way. lead to happiness, and although it'll be shitty, at least you'll sleep well!

[HeidiSaid]

This was spot on...

Thought about blogtv.

I'll have to see how it worked for you...???

You're just great. As long as you know this, all will be well.

Wait. A black vortex? What other color would one be?

~peace

[mft1234]

I bet you were an energetic child. Glad you're chasing your dreams.

[geraldlrstubbs]

Moving to Austin has to be a no-brainer. Texas has to be better than the west coast, n'also there is verty good music in Austin. The hot club of Cowtown come from there -what better recomendation ? Do like fishing for trout ?

Just fishin. All the best.

[lemonjellies]

I want to juggle eggs for you naked and sing old Russian folk songs while you prod me with colored chopsticks...

[CrabChick]

I need a job too! Good luck with ur videos in Austin!

[DavidRayDog]

We love it when you say "fuck."

Please don't shoot yourself in the face, whatever you hear.

[rashersuckler]

i don't know much, but i know i like you, and that seems to be all i need to know.

[dooshette]

ohhhh husky mama.... give me a call and 'kiss me on the phone'...

-Gramps

[macflyfilm]

You play better upside-down guitar than me.

[redtortoise76]

You look unbelievably sexy with this weight gain, omg

[nanoc22]

Those of us in the "corporate world" want you to keep saying "fuck" and using your copywriten music and playing your guitar crapily, but keep chasing your dreams and we will follow you! Wishing we were chasing ours!!

[s0methingwitty]

HOLY shit! this chick is GREAT! fuck you ASSHOLES!

[mullahmugumby]

nice bingo wings [0.51]

language,,,

[StarskyHomer]

god i hate youtube....

[MertensCW]

No music.. FUCK!

[MrMUSTARD2009]

I know a good job for you... A prostitute.

[MrMUSTARD2009]

You fucking failure.

[ViennaSinger]

Good luck for you - I know its hard to live your dreams from myself. Just dont let desperation get you..

you might not say it but you can always think "fuck it" ;)

[iWames]

Kate I really would care if you wight 400 hunder pounds you still make great videos!

[lemonjellies]

I´d love to ravage you to extasy on that multicolored striped, bouncy bed.

[peterschreyfogl]

I certainly do not know the correct name, what it is called what you are doing at ca. 2:55 when you throw yourself with a twist on the bed, but I liked to watch it. Nice "helicopter-I-dont-know-duplex­-turn-over"-move you make there.

[billbarton63]

Ha Ha Ha...3:54 "That's all there is, really"

[DurkaFoFurka]

you're funny

[1Krazie1]

Hahaha that made me smile :) Great!

[FatWagar]

3:55 is the greatest thing I have ever seen!

[animalsrocklol]

Shane Dawson's a partner and he cusses like crazy!

Fuck is an amazing word. :)

[16ReasonsWhy]

Great video, you really made me laugh.

[vanderslagmulders]

3:40 my guess is that that was inspired by the end of Patience (Guns & Roses). Not that I´m proud to recognize that tho.

[poysm]

Hi K80BLOG:

I know what your feeling!

I am going through a second layoff in less then a year and I too have been with out a pay check since March.

I wish I was a girl! So, I woul have the option of being a Stripper or a Prostitue!

I would pay $100 to see you nude!!!

Good Luck with Austin and Movie!

Take care!

[LisaJMoore]

You will fit in in Austin nicely. People are like you there. I have a very good resume, but no job either. Tons of professional experience as a nurse, radio talk show host, marketing, etc.

I want to be a partner, but the copyright issue is also my problem. I live for music, and that comes through in my videos.... two peas in a pod, K80!

[bonbinallo]

im soo there with you, havent had a job since may. <3

[THEROBBIEKSHOW]

I like the F word too :-)

[CobiCobe]

Hey K80, just so you know you can use copyrighted music if you are a partner, just upload it WITHOUT the ads, Youtube will eventually review for copyright, send you an email saying you have copyrighted material and put ads on it anyway. I get away with it, don't see why you can't! Take care, can't wait to see more videos. You're funny! :)

[KANKNAB]

Hy, my name is Antonio, I live in a small beautiful city in México called Querétaro, so, you'r international now, probably not a surprise, anyway, I just want it to say I relate, I'm in a similar situation, last year I failed at college and i haven't been able to get back in, I haven't find a job so i no money to pay for my stuff and I depend of my parents and I'm sick of it, I've been stuck for the last couple of months I don't now how to get out of it.

[molliesmania9]

im super glad about the video making....NOW i can be happy again....i've been sad for so long....

[MattBlytheTheOne]

make movies dammit! follow your calling - your purpose is what YOU of all people can do best :))

[carinha40]

Im amazed!

[YourPsychoanalyst]

having sxsw in the frontyard is not a bad thing and not the worst outlook...i wish you so much good luck and all the best...i wish some justice into this world for you and your talent.

[DracoGem]

Sorry for the ups and downs. I know that feeling (I think Im bi-polar but like I will really officially admit that I am ah ah). I might be moving Oklahoma to be with my cousin. Thinking about it now. Don't know if David/Milky will come with me. We'll see! But its nice down there. BUT WATCH... ITS BURNING HOT... but when it rains, goodness it feels great. But if you still have desire to make movies, like me, just keep fighting, even if you're doing so in the back of your head! Good Luck Red!

[MBRHIndustries]

Thank you for addressing that fucking piano music. :)

[marshyelloh]

I see a young female, just at the beginning of her best years in life, with a vivacious mind, showing such a devoted commitment for these wild and displaced animals, and we all love music <3 <3 <3 damn, I hate myself for being so obedient optimistic.

[apehodet]

makes me feel guilty for having used the piano thing

[gililima]

How I love you.

[lpmium]

you fucker, k80.. you know, you've really got something ! ! you really do. always, from the beginning... starving artist, yeah for sure. but damn,, texas is the WORST state in the union. and i wish you the BEST of luck..

[instaN00dles]

hahaha yaa wasn't expecting that vagina-like shot to come in there at the end.

[ThatFamousDorkyGirl]

yaaa i havent had one for like 3 mnths now..im upset about it to...hey umm check me out tho. lol and subscribe if you wish <3

[ovidmusic]

ure awesome! xoxo

[slothbp]

I haven't had a job since June. So I'm with you. I am lacking a vortex though.

[alonememe]

You're insane;)

Nice to see you again.:)

BTW: You could earn money as lead guitarist in some band.;p

[gawpertron]

Burp!!!

[noisecarnage]

hahah you make me laugh with that guitar

[HazeMachtBlau]

stop using space for your problems pls

thx

[BiggyBollocks]

You are totally losing it Katie. We're either going to be watching a miracle comeback success story, or a complete train wreck!

[NMPhi767]

Do what you love Katie. I support this decision. Since you are unemployed though, shouldn't you have additional time to go for a jog or something?

[hustoni]

I have a white vortex...

[TheLindsayBoo]

I am enjoying not having a job! haha... I will probably get sick of it soon enough! Good LUCK to you miss K80!

[NosePrint]

FINALLY! *wipes sweat off forehead* thought you were never gonna come back!

[UPIGUMPEN]

forever and a million years? who the hell are you?

[LDCi]

Heheheh nice November rain thing on the vocals there. Anyways, who cares if making movies is fucking crazy. If that is what you want to and all you can think about then go go GO DO IT!. If that is your calling who cares about being rich or poor. If you're any good (and I think you are judging from the reviews of best worst movie) the money will come. At least you've found something you really really like doing and are good at. Very few people can say that. Most just work shitty jobs forever.

[dooshette]

... jou tease us, husky mama...heheh. good luck in austin.

[aaxthelm]

Hi Katie, Good to hear from you. I am wishing you well in Texas. I think there are good people there. I have a feeling you will be happy there. I was thinking of moving there myself, but I have a paycheck here, so I stay. Sometimes bad things(no paycheck) bring good consequences. All change has the potential to teach new things. Joni

[SoTMV]

Are you going to keep with tradition and make a season 3 finale, since Texas will surely be season 4?

[Blackgnturbo]

HHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHH!!! I so love you

K80!!! U rock!!! Crack me up! In arizona thinking about moving from NY. We shall see. GOOD :LUCK!! U CAN DO IT!!!!!! :)

[StrongDrinks]

is it just me or do you move a lot?

[nightworm]

HEYYYYY i'm moving back to austin in march. AND i'll be there for new years. i think. eat tacos?

[liquidlen2]

Thank you for posting another video K80. We love your videos!

[Jhudsonrox]

You freaking crack me up..you are amazing.

[sugarandlance]

I hate that piano song, please don't use it again! lol

[zippychill]

If money is the root of all evil then the lack of money should be the root of all happiness, I guess our dear lord fucked up on that one!

[jjjohn]

hey, who are you on blog tv?

[jjjohn]

it seems like you're moving every year.

[crazyheidigirl]

K80Blog.

as creative as you are (judging from your very highlarious and creative videos from YouTube) making a movie won't be a problem, hell yeh it's alot of work and takes alot of patient, but money shall come, money shall come

[alwaysfilou]

Money SUCKS!!

[Tanru2000]

Of course you can say 'fuck' if you are a youtube partner. Check out Angryaussie's channel. It's mostly just him swearing and getting angry - and he's a Youtube Partner.

[llamalover887]

Realizing that older people (not that you're old dear lord) have messed up lives, makes me feel a hell of a lot better about having fucked up my future at the age of 19.

So think of it this way, you made me smile in a sad and sick way. But I'm smiling. And thanks for making a video again!

[sandyanna]

You are Talented,

You are Creative,

You are the Commander of your Destiny.(unrelated to the band of the same name)

I work in radio and do some freelance work, can totally relate to the payment issue. Gave up on one 3 years ago was costing me more in phone calls than the project was worth. Remember every super hero falls before they raise up in victory !

Black Vortex ?....Perhaps a gyrus.

Sandy Anna Day

[seanward]

Fuck money saving. Life is expanding. Steve Jobs and Quentin Tarantino and Walt Disney and Paul McCartney all tell you to do one thing, and your boss and your schoolteachers and most of your relatives tell you to do another. Me, I'm in with the first lot.

[musicon1110]

1.  I love you

2. I missseeeddd youuu!

[IntuneDan]

Show your *vortex* ... I hear there's $ in that. Anyway, you always make me laugh. Have you approached Top Ramen for a job ?

[Smola1022]

1.) best guitar solo EVER.

2.) crotch shot beats all.

3.) you're talented. you'll find a way.

4.) return your FUCKING IMs

=]

[zlyoga]

partner's can't say fuck? I'm a partner and that's news to me.

[CraigDev93]

So glad you're back : ) ♥

[blythe025]

Kudos to you for following your dreams. & I love to say "fuck" too! :)

[stevem1264]

Yup. Still best vlogger ever.

Your body weight is perfect.

Fuck is a very versatile word, thus making it efficient (and, I guess, green?)

Your cooch is hot (you can totally see that red carpet from behind the black vortex).

Still love ya! Make more vids for us all to enjoy. We'll pay you with our love.

[jewscantbepirates]

hurray!

[nawffoh]

Is it funny that we get a view up your skirt while you're singing 'dildo'?

I dunno, I don't know funny.

[djshortcut121]

Suck it up!

Sell out!

Become a partner already!

[vidabo]

Find some other crazies without money who want to make a movie (shouldn't be too hard in Austin), and Make That Freakin' Movie!

[FantasticBabblings]

While I am grateful to Kevin MacLeod for his free music, it is very limiting. I think I have used the funny piano music before. I think every partner has. And your guitar playing and singing is better than Ian Crossland...

You should definitely make movies. You know (and I know and thousands of others know) that you are good at it. Best Worst Movie is awesome. And you are awesome.

Just fucking do it.

Good luck in Austin.

[touretul]

Please don't get fat

[timewithtascha]

I love you Katie! Keep on Keepin' on baby!

[HereForBarbara]

You're such a heroine. Love you Katie.

[hcm9999]

K80Blog FOR PRESIDENT!!! I mean, FOR PARTNER!!!! People, we have to support this girl on her way to PARTNERSHIP !!! Let's start a campaign for her!!

[rylestheryter]

this is for you, katie:

fucking katie i fucking love you and i fucking missed your fucking videos and it's fucking good to fucking see you again and i fucking hope everything works out fucking okay and fucking keep making fucking videos because we all fucking love them! fuck.

[sungwy92]

I simply love you.

[iutiubbb]

Cute dog.

[jigglebent]

You should feel great about yourself. Go for it, you're talented, you'll make it...

... plus you're the only reason I watch YouTube any more... hoping for another k80blog vid :).

[Deliriousara]

Now my day will be good.

[Noelg28]

much love to ya K80 xxmwahxx and good luck...keep us posted :) xxx

[delmontoon]

Best of luck, Kate.

[theshrinkage]

i love you, girl! keep on keepin on! si se puede!

[ThePublicityNinja]

I fucking love you.

[ob1moreno]

you better never stopr making videos... or we will shoot ourselves in the face... or go to a texan farm and wait for a comet to take us to somewhere far away from here... like Mexico.

[point5past]

I think you and I had the same guitar teacher... I think you'll love Austin. I lived there for a little while and had a blast. Good people, good music, great film community. summer heat, not so much fun.

[PlanitReality]

I feel ya. Been at the no job place many, many times in my life (long before it was hip). Now, I have a job, and I consider killing myself every single day.

I have a friend in Austin...you two should meet.

[AlwaysBeMyThunder21]

u\ll do gr8 whatever you end up doing! dont give up! :) gd luck

[mrblisterfist]

CROTCH forever !!!!!!!!

much love,

T

[bluuueberry]

Missed you so much.

[withnulc]

<333

[yvonneeeeeeeeeee]

I MISSED YOU SO MUCH YOU KNOW

LAST SUMMER, I WAS REALLY SAD AND I WATCHED YOUR VIDEOS . it made me all happy again :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEE

[IntergalacticDouche]

I feel your pain, sister.

[dmucetti]

Oh my god!!! Best video ever! I'm laughing really hard right now!

[Ninjujitsu]

Epic as always Katie. I feel exactly the same way you do. All I want to do is make music.

Ringo star was talking about the critics of Paul McCartney and he said "what else do you expect him to do? He can't be a plumber or something, he's a musician."

So all you can do is make movies and as long as you're happy doing that keep doing it for God's sake. You'll figure the money thing out.

[mariah992]

you seriously remind me of my aunt beth.

[princeword]

wedding videographer is not bad, if prepared right, you get to eat the same food and sit on the edge with the least favorite guests, but still...

next wedding is in Germany, in a castle, yeah

[ladybard1968]

It only takes one lucky break. Good luck.

[loveyoulikeabutton]

wow so many people are making a youtube comeback!

[paul02144]

I'm so glad you haven't lost your sense of humor. And good luck on your move to Austin. Great video! :)

[OriginalTessaMessa]

You are just amazing. :]

[crzhuns1500]

why don't you do a porn movie, but like the best one ever...with the most complex plot ever and the best effects and all.....something that the world will know of, even if not all see it

[ImaPeezaGUM]

Oh my God... really good ending.

[boxerevolution]

God bless you Katie.

[StevieProductions]

yay! im glad its time again. partners can curse though.

[greyk2]

You're not sorry!

[cazzyfromSPACE]

lol, i have that shirt.

[Oblivimark]

omg k80!!! i love you!!!! keep up the video making.

[SimplyMelissa101]

lmao omg I cannot tell you how great it is to see you again!!!!!!!!!!

[volnessj]

you are what youtube is supposed to be about.

P.S. I have to be really careful saying this, because they're alway watching, but I am a partner and I curse up a storm.

I also have the pretty sounds that I'm not supposed to use.

Just don't do revenue sharing on the videos that use the pretty sounds your not supposed to use.

You could do revenue sharing on this video.

I've gotten away with a lot.

SHHHHHHHHHHH

YouTube is so going to kill me now.

[bryandawkins]

I have been out of it since dec. where I live, I can get gov funding to go back to school. it is pain in the ass dealing with colleges but I really want the new skills as went 20 yer ago. your ok irish. what ever you do will be great.

[mikma]

mikma was here

[amyfilms]

LOL. That part about the piano was hilarious. Don't watch my latest video. You'll shoot yourself in the face...

[keithzworld]

Haha lol Katie, just get iMovie and use the iMovie music lol!

And you can totally get away with saying Fuck on YouTube, your not really supposed to but Shane Dawson and SxePhil do it all the time :)

[tantalusmcdaddy]

I'd give her a pay check if she's willing to earn it.

[andymooseman]

Best of luck with the move to Austin.

You really should go with the Partner program. You don't have to monetise all your videos. So, can say FUCK as much as you like in the others :)

[LadySyringe]

You have enough subscribers :] Shane Dawson says Fuck so can you haha

[vertigate]

Midlife crisis is not pretty.

[selvmarcus]

Thinking about the right partner... just an Idea: Jodie Foster. She got character, money, is doing great movies (think ´Nell´) and probably does not care too much about you saying "fuck" often. CONTACT G.O.D. :) Let her know about you. You deserve it 100%. Love, Marcus

[BilliLovesMargot]

that guitar song is totally copywritten... i'm reporting you now! ;)

[exiledconnections]

i love saying fucking fuck i mean fuck come on its only an expression of feeling

[kohlcass]

Its crazy when you're talentless. Not when you're K80Blog.

[7seveng7]

Your weight gain is the first thing I noticed.

- Paul Seveng

[7seveng7]

Just kidding around to see your reaction. The truth is that you look great as usual. Honest truth = )

[7seveng7]

But seriously! Being unemployed is tough and judging from the amount of views that you get, you should make anywhere from $300 to $400 as a YouTube partner. It's not much but it's a start. We have something in comment, I gave up on movie making in my 20's too. It is very tough to make a living at it, that's very true.

[7seveng7]

I meant "common" not "comment". It's 4:30 am and I just got back from a party. It's tough to concentrate at this time of night. Have a good one and good luck with the job search. Nite!

[internationalquiche]

I haven't had a pay cheque since November. I WIN! I'm not proud of winning though.

[slimjimpui]

Who owes you money and where do they live? I'll send some dudes over with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch

[chrisfIew]

You're still one of my favourite channels and it's good to hear you're still chasing your dreams. I feel in a similar spot just now but it's all about bring honest with yourself and staying positive. Good luck in Austin and keep posting!

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