Official Guide to Getting Girls

[meghasharmaJ1]

post 05:10 is epic! So funny, yet true.

[dunnowy123]

You're from Markham?!

That's so cool...me too lol. And I guess another 250,000 people...but still.

[BeingOmerKhan]

yo, these r some gay apples

[kingamz]

douche duffle bag of a son ...LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo­ooooooooOOOOOOO

[TheTallbutshort1000]

stop it at 0:21 he has pink nail polish

thumb up plz

[goldgoddess77]

u make a hella foine guy... haha love this

[12345Meera]

i dont like apples. :P but i like your videos. :D

[XStraightedgeX92]

That was entertaining and informative! haha. Keep up the awesome job

[kamaqazi92]

I live like an hour away from Toronto, it seems all the brown guys there are either wanna be blacks or fobish. WTF does Toronto do to you?!?!!

[sahitya18]

i 've to say this gurl ur amazing <3<3

[cherrilicious1001]

nice apple analogy

[raptors1905]

YOU LIVE IN MARKHAM?

[xecidex]

hahahaha

[tonysinghwalia87]

hhaahhahahaahhhahhahaahahaahha­hhahHAHAHA

[Hira18895]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeew...chee

lmao hahahahaha

[BurnKilluminati]

so true about the holligans freinds- they're so annoying, and they stop the actual nice guy from being himself.

[alexismorenitaxo]

LMAOOO can of ashes & funeral for siri

[bower651]

giggidy

[trinidadindian]

I like how you did the west indian steups @ 5:47, you have it down pat! Sure you don't have Caribbean in you?

[iamjadsn]

If you are what yu eat how come I'm not pussy?

[meryem0773]

ur realy cool and true love ur videos keep making them plz

[torriew411]

"eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... Chi!"

aahaha I love superwoman <3

[waleedsajjadkhan14]

"Horny apples" LMFAOOOOO

You just reminded me of an inside joke that me and my friends had.

[TheLubbaLubba]

You're the best. Just saying.

[iiBilu]

MINUTE MAID THAT HOEEEEEEEEE.... YOUUU

[LonZisHoTSEX]

<3 

[vicasp741]

Marry me. You understand, why can't they all be like you? 

[babyspic890]

Fucking LOVE u

[rockindglobe]

what if all the girls that ur tryna get r already taken nd u know that there aint a single pretty thing out there for u ...around u i mean !...

[TheBillibabu]

ok i am a girl and i am in love with you..you are that good!!!

[ddddddaaaaaavvvvviii]

What kind of guys are you interested in? (Personality and Looks)

[rbcoolie]

"Yo BOBBY, heh, WHO's that CHECK bro?" lmaoo!

[jj19884]

you are gonna make me pee my pants xD 5:30

[djkron532]

........can i touch your face......

[MrsLadySlimShady]

MINUTE MAID THAT HOEEE! Lol xD

[GTRoyalty]

LMEAO! "balls on mah'booty"........giggidy giggidy..... aww'rriight

[rubalsingh]

ahahahaha all true!! awesome shit!!

[Dvimsii]

I swear, when I saw it for the first time at 5:01, it reminded me of J. Holiday! Still does! :-) Great video btw, I'm laughing my ass off lol, penetrate her like a juicebox :D

[AnthraxTrend]

I was playing cod..

[westcoastjjack]

you need to calm down lady.

[sportyprincess1231]

@SupportTheBlind trust me, somewhere out there is the girl for you. We're not all shallow and we do look past the guy and look for what's within. I agree with @jbandyasha in that if you're not a total douche, someone is sure to see past everything you're insecure about. Trust us on this one, someone out there will be crazy about you! :D

[staywavey1]

HEY ITS NOT FUNGUS ITS FUNGI TEHEHHEHEHEHEH

[onthesun88]

so you sayin this is all i have to do to get a girl like you..how about a rishta?

[pixiebabes1]

have you got tattoos on your wrist?

[rajchrisram]

Lilly your hair looks AWESOME!

[AnkushLover]

Lol my friend acts like number 4!!

[RelaxguyILikegaymen]

I should touch her face... with my penis

[Jask1717]

@RelaxguyILikegaymen You shall 

[SupportTheBlind]

All the points you brought are quite interesting and very practical. Now when I try to apply that in my life, the circumstances do not work. I visually impaired (can't see with my left eye & see some with the right), I am brown, and educated enough. The first thing the girls notice is that I am blind. And then they start feeling pity.

What can be done?

Please help.

[jbandyasha]

@SupportTheBlind if you're sweet , trust me you'll find a nice girl who looks past your eyes

i'm a girl and i would give anything to be with you if you're not a douche duffle bag like so many of the guys. and if you're really fun to be with (:

[NUFCSuraj]

i actually was scratching my butt when you said 'scratcing your butt'. I'm now convinced that you're the creepy stalker a la point 2.

[sluggykitty]

omg you are hilarious!!! :) and yes, you make me smile and laugh!!!

[padard]

Why does she have to be so fine?

[spikes1210]

Nice one Lily! Hope this works. Fingers crossed.

[hash1212121212]

None of this sht will work. Just be an asshole. Works every time.

[CaptainCharmsz]

LMAOOOOOO TOO TRUE..

Auto subscribe..

[indianchick1011]

haha guys nowadays have it tough......back in the day in our parents generation all guys needed was a good degree, job and they got any girl they wanted now they have to do so much hahha

[TobaReezy]

lmfao you make a great guy!

P.S: you look like deepia padukon alot :P

[RaheemAmarsi101]

That one apple has been contaminated by std's !! Lmao

[BestGFXArchive]

MinuteMAid That HOEEE!!

[laasushay]

OMG YES.

[akouzov]

Love the grey hoody will smith character. lol

[kinglalli47]

minute maid that HOEEEE !!!! LOL AHAHAHAHAHAH

[sammiee707]

@kinglalli47: Is that song even real? I really do wonder because I LOVE IT!

[beautiful135]

"you are what you eat and you are who you hang out with"....SO TRUE the best way to judge a person is by who they hang out with

[maxell175]

A GUY WITH PINK NAIL POLISH

SO PRO...LOL

[MissKiaPet]

I love Bobby! lol, minute maid that hoooo!

[queenharleen]

hahahahhaha the not blinking part totally just made me crack up! im not even all the way through the vid, but i had to pause and already comment..that's when you know this is gonna be a good vid.

[AfroMoh]

Minute Maid dat hoooe! Lol that's hilarious

[ohNOSHEENdidnt]

"like a juice box" LMFFAAAOOO!! omg i love you

[tazsuperfresh]

lmao hahaha awesome vid..lowed it hahaha! Girls got too many zones! we have two zones we titled them zone 1 and zone 2 (creative i know). We just named them...yup thats about as far as we have got with zones

[KissmeImNila]

minute maid that hooooeeee LOL

[KissmeImNila]

look at my douche duffel bag of a son who needs to be in ESL LMFAOOO ROFL i love you girl <3 no one's greater than superwoman <3

[Blastkhorps]

Im litterally playing xbox not paying much attention.... should have been stroking my mushroom tip tho hahaha

[lucywang27]

dont just hit my bumper and expect to reproduce. LOL

[jasmineroxmysox365]

"concentrate, concentrate. penetrate like minute maid" BEST PART

[jasmineroxmysox365]

LOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL just died. bye. 

[natashab216]

LMAO "Eeeeewwww-CHI!"

[GwendolynRaine]

You should do an official guide to getting guys, because you know we all need it.

[zabuma]

@GwendolynRaine Lol THAT would be an interesting video XD

[addyisntcute]

@GwendolynRaine 1 - walk up to man

2 - tell man he look sexy

3 - have sex with man

4 - cuff leg chain to man while man sleep.

[dashiki4u]

Love you

[mzrebel87]

why are u as hot as a guy as ur pretty as a girl lolll.. great video:)

[seth3556r]

For a second I thought you had Prince guest stare in this video.

[Dileeminn]

lmaoooooooo

[seth3556r]

I laughed..... a lot

[RajkumariMaahi]

Can you do a video on how to get guys? Because my "Brother Zone" is as populated and diverse as the freaking Toronto Zoo..every guy i get close to becomes my "brother"..rakhis included! HELP!!!

[GTzSaint]

LOOOL MASH UP MY BUMPPERRR

[lonelytylenols]

make an official guide to getting guys!! ahahah

[malhi03]

I hate it when punjabi guys act ghetto...like clam down ur Indian. Be Indian.

[zabuma]

I never really understood why other brown dudes try to act gangster... Not a lifestyle that's even remotely attractive...

[GwendolynRaine]

@zabuma I agree with you, but I don't understand why ANYONE tries to act gangster.

[zabuma]

@GwendolynRaine Yeah, I just don't understand. I can see nothing that would be seen as positive that comes out of dressing and acting like that. I'm a guy, and when I see some of my friends take on that persona, it really just comes across as juvenile and stupid.

[harjotsinghuppal]

Official Guide to Getting Superwoman more like it...

[dubterr]

This girl is so fine for the 1000000 time

[sweetascherrypiexp]

you on a shirt, you on a shirt, you on a shirt, shirt, shirt

[nerfterf34]

Gay!!!!!!!!!!! you're mother fucking retarded I'm the best looking guy in my school and you're shitty ass tips won't work for the losers

[SushieGB]

MINUTE MAID DATTT HOEEEE ;)

[djsingh606]

@NAHALSINGH13 chill the fudge down.Aight, you are a singh stop worrying about who yo buddies are and stay in good company and stay in good shape. Thats all you guys need to do bros. Straight up.

[jayz4591]

I couldnt stop laughing the whole way lolx. Your alter ego which so happens to be a man is funny .

[gtumz]

Loool

[Thnuza]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwww chee aha love it

[drowningrock]

you make a very attractive man

[elless0724]

you forgot to say "dont be too available and too desperate!! " IT IS SUCH A TURN OFF.!

[EmpressTeapot]

MINUTE MAID THAT HO!

[sakkarocks]

does she have tattoos on her wrists?

[naseemreema90]

LMFAOO YO BOBBBYYYYY

[RotiRollers]

MINUTE MAID THAT HOOOO

[DeadlyProfit]

your ready to tie the knot and shes ready to tie a rakhiri

[raz0rx]

What is your take on adding a stranger (woman) on Facebook? Cause maybe you like the way they look or they like the same stuff as you do. How do you approach em'?

Guys thumbs up this so Superwoman may see this and reply back! Thanks

[elless0724]

Lmfaoo!!! Im sitting in uni laughing at myself

[theIstack]

lolllll "and minute maid that hooooo"

[hibazia0881]

You are going from stranger to creeper to restraining order at an alarming rate my friend. lololol

[nnm4651]

When you get them tattoooos girl?

[goldmonkey93]

Ewwwwwwwww...CHI!

hahaha

[DeeRaman]

hahah i didn't really find the 'creepy staring eyes' that weird you know... but i think that might be because you have very pretty eyes :) *no homo* hehe

[westhumber96]

I was never cockblocked. I knew all these things and applied in my jiggy time.

[418608]

Lol! guys its giggity not giggidy! Lilly is fooling us all! :P

[meatz89]

360p? ...Seriously bro?

[L9time]

Haha, she said "She'll like you faster than a freakin' Twilight fanpage" loool!!!

However, now for the REAL guide to getting girls:

#1. Be a douche at least 30% of the time, interspersed with romantic gestures and declarations of love.

#2. That's it. ;)

[meatz89]

When in doubt, do the Mona.

[mainmanmoose]

this is too funny! there is no way she is not gonna be famous!

[Deltek2003]

i got a spare 1080p webcam! let me know if you want it

1080p + superwomen = epic mode ;o?

thumbs up so superwomen can see this!!!

[Second2God]

Don't just grab us in the club?..the fuck else can we do? ..the club is WAY to loud to talk..so there really is no other option.

[zimindkp]

Still rolling in 360p!

[ashvinsandhu]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeew CHI! LOL! :D

[amritbrar2]

giggidy giggidy 

[SherBankee]

i was playing call of duty :P

[iJonnny]

girls ask for too much allow it man

[lastwolflord]

You mean its not charming if I pull my penis out in front of you?

[divatashi]

@lastwolflord no. no its not.

[lastwolflord]

GIGIDDY! For the win. 

[Yo911Dady]

Haha funny

[divatashi]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CHI

[divatashi]

i love how the guy version of you wears nail polish too hahahaha

[maqierify]

smile at 1:51 yeaaaahhh

[whiteybooxo]

I had to comment afta GIGIDDY

[d4tflykidd]

this was semi-funny. Some girls like to dance with people they know knowing of. Doesn't make em sluts. What makes them sluts is what they do after the dance. But from dancing? come on, it's not that serious unless you still have the arranged marriage way of looking at things.

[divatashi]

@d4tflykidd dude this was HILLARIOUS

[rjesu2006]

Great tips and your shirt looks awesome too :)

[limetheleamer]

hey just a question...I have a girl, but out of curiosity...what if the apples around you are better than you...wouldn't having crappier apples around you make you more desirable...by comparison...rather than be so close to better apples...its like going into a Sears when the Bay is right there? Again, I have a girl...and im probably the crappiest apple...but just a question I thought of...

[mk44t]

Next time you're in Sydney shout, I'd love to meet ya in person =)

[TyraUK]

Hey Superwoman! My friend Parm loves you. Will you marry him?

[indumalhi]

it sucks when apples get contaminated, bad company corrupts good character!

[xx13mera7xx]

The guy has pretty pink nails. lol

[jask1ratD]

Giggity Giggity! Family Guy represent! ahahaha

[AustinDuggal]

lol @ pentrate... gay ending tho

[mmoleary2002]

Marry me. Seriously.

[caliboymojo]

that was hilarious, and true.  Good work.

[xdonutxmanx]

my life is complete now

[mZzme94]

lol my name is sallyyy :) yay

[faheem1k]

u live in markham?..no blinking..LOL ur jks

[bckuri984]

that was NOT funny, i skipped through half the bullshyt, what guy acts like that? NONE... she looks better as a man with a goatie.. too much of a black wanabe.

[MsIHateMiley]

i died of laughingggg whenshe wa slike eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...chiiii...­.hahahhahahahahaa

[MsIHateMiley]

LOLOLOLOLOL

[sunii57]

lmaooo home girl you are too freakin funny! hahahaha :)

[KingRockets]

You make a cute guy

[candyvanillasugar]

mash up my bumper LOL

[batalvitrinidad]

ur hair looks cute!

[emery108]

are you high every video or whatt?

[bliss147]

You fully jacked this idea from,how to be a rowdy, im just saying atleast keep it original and not copy other ppls shit. because that just makes u a lame wannabe

[neivin93]

wow this bitch is annoying. came here from brownmanthinks. i am disappointed....

[theredheadphones]

@neivin93

neva cum bak den! :)

[theredheadphones]

i wonder if ur parents call u "kamli" LOLL

u lukk soo pretty!! <3

[kparm23]

The picture on the shirt looks nothing like you haha, but it was a funny video, more nana ji videos? :))

[PearlsAndGemz]

you wouldnt make a bad guyy ahhaha, i loved this video

soo funny <3 :)

[wonderful0818]

haha "you're ready to tie the knot..and she's ready to tie the rakhri"

[smrniskool]

WTF! my imaginary friends name is also Sally. :)

[loveyourself3x]

i cannot possibly agree with these any more ... i hope every male on the face of this planet sees this video, i honestly do. :)

[mediaequalsawareness]

you should also do a video on how to keep your girl. Love your videos <3 #teamsuperwoman for life :D

i love you. you mke me laughhhh