"Sex Robot" - Live Nude Comedy - Showtime

[HooliganLeppi]

damn this girl can shake that ass

[ShaunaSandVid]

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[jimimyhero]

i clicked on this video for more information on how to get myself a sex robot <3

[cicsimo]

Laughing with an erection HA-HA

[Dan69WasTaken]

that guys a really shitty comic

[AnInternetAbuser]

You know you aren't funny when you need to start AND end your video with an attractive woman dancing.

[PalestinianDoctor]

what kinda a woman takes her man to this show ?!!!!!!!!!!!!

how he confess her into going ?....

hey baby you wana go to nude comedy ?

ya baby .. but what is that ?

oh it's just a stand up comedians doing comedy nude !

then she comes with em .. and BANG !

he's sitting there .. you said ok .. ! now enjoy the comedy and let me enjoy the NUDE !

[richwemo]

don't make me horny....honey. If u want, come to my room honey...

[JeronCradle]

Cumady!

[tubesoxabc]

some great dancing! comedy, not so much. for some funny, ck out this hilarious video of Eve & Adam doing "it" the first time. hilarious!

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eve adam first time

[bonkswa]

is tthis is basically comedians & strippers

[SheilaChalakee]

I did burlesque in Chicago for 4 years but these day I'm in LA doing stand up comedy. I think to be taken seriously you need to keep your bra on...but maybe I could experiment with this notion and see...?? Hahaha!

[Schmidteren]

hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot

[IndividualParties]

people are the funniest apes, they get up and dance for each other, so silly.

[BurlesqueBody]

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[BurlesqueBody]

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[MrRahul2629]

If anyone looking 4 nudity There's nothing .But if anyone looking 4 nice booty shake then u r at right place

[InsaneBillykane]

This is a weird kitchen.

[cleng2508]

boner activated

[SuperJontee1]

Wow what a dancer!!!!! She sure knows how to shake it all about!!!! Pity this clip never got to the nude bit!!!! lol

[funkyx0x0]

2:30 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo FFFFFFFUUUUUU

[WindBearStudios]

1:41 You can tell her mom and dad got the parenting of the year award...

[ppaatt6688]

she can shake her ass

[foodf0rlife]

some one has to give this girl a dollar

[missyonthanet]

Respond to this video... I'd do a robot. At least it would't beg for anal unless I programmed it to.

[streetziswatchin]

maaaaan just when the good part was starting too.

[lunahate]

i'm pritty sure the public are all man

[k00la1d]

when the dude first came on. did anyone else skip to see if the girl would come back on?

[homodyr2520]

Robot no

Sexy yes

-3

[ErikGaleotti111]

CORNY SHIT

[AlVesuvius]

I wish I could like and dislike this video, you know the reasons why

[Treblaine]

Comedy and sex... thank you internet

[kidmoneylong92]

so her mama must got an ass like dat cuz you can learn dat shit in a class

[nags555]

I clicked on this video to see her, not to see some dick make shitty jokes

[MRsiFon]

1:44 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[drumking1006]

Who wants to watch some Douche Bags tell shitty jokes when they can watch an amazing sexy dancer?

[TheR7M]

She's fucking talented!

[jashon987]

is he OK do you use drugs?

[sonnyred5050]

i want her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[iDaulat99]

fuck shit damn what the hell asshole bitchy fucking all the damn day

[kvlcm12]

fuck

[fukitol1000mg]

wow the dance is perfect!

[buffdude623]

wait she was talking?

[WHATYOUSAYWHITEBOY]

LOL keep clicking 2:04

[NotakuPK]

OMG i just had a blackout because of the butt shaking

[TheSaswatam]

thnxxz 4 uploadng..!!! do more plz........!!!

[diputhakur]

yes this is best if that dancing girl gets nude

[Zeph100]

pointless after 34 seconds....

[jessica5666]

retarded

[jihadsuitcase]

I got your robot baby...right here.

youtube.com/watch?v=3RoPWg0QhM­U



[bantalboy]

pause at 2:05

[ikpk17]

Thumbs up if you went to ClydeComedy . com

just to watch the uncensorde version

[Taurenslaper49]

@mattjoe98 She is known for American Pie....

[giannisg2004]

@Taurenslaper49

Is it Shannon Elizabeth?

Thanks!

[genuinerohit]

yeah that guy is right

[genuinerohit]

that's not the nudity i want more

[bonjingboy123]

wow thats hot:)

[shalun2008]

шикарно !!!!!!!!!

[wwftherocklegend]

do they actually get naked like show body parts like boobs

???????????????

[Heenstroom]

@wwftherocklegend no idea

[TheNogre]

Damn she could shake it

[Heenstroom]

Damn! That girl know how to shake that ass!

[AETOGenny]

@Heenstroom i'd stand behind that. lol

[javito611]

@Heenstroom fuck yeah she dose

[masseffect48]

hey to the idiot that talk shit about that girl, realize that she is way happier then you in whatever rpressed sociaty you live in . damn that ass wont stop stop shaking

[ttoastboi]

thumbs up if u only watched this video for the hot chick dancing.

[richwemo]

@ttoastboi :Yeah...you right...

[KingBrad7500]

not funny.

[siddharthmagazine]

Damn..this chick really knows to dance naked..huh..she's fucking hot :D

[theophy000]

haha

[yoyoma1428]

that woman has a very talented ass

[NostalgicBlackFrost]

@yoyoma1428 her boobs are really smart too.

[abeismain]

very nice, beautiful, join our site wwwcasharmenikingcom asap. Thank you

[samra0077]

Lykd the show

[angelica03589]

ang ganda niya sbra kaya nga gusto ko aku yon

[praveenkmohanram]

That guy is a racist

[theinfamoussammy]

@praveenkmohanram what did i say that was racist?

[devilmansay]

why is she dancing

[mistafisha]

cropped off the finale. you suck

[paladin0908]

Wtf is your problem with japan? You frikkin ape.

[RoboSkank69]

Hey humanoids, check out my channel, I am a CYBORG SLUT WITH DOWN-SYNDROME.

[laptop123ist]

butt an boobs so wiggley if ladies watching so les,you b*****

[wakdapakamf]

the maLe host is fucking racist

[comedyjedi]

@wakdapakamf why am i racist? What did i say that was racist? There is a difference between racial and racism.

[prettyiselle]

onichi22.. Are u a filipino??WEll,i am only saying my opinion about this video,.Bcoz in our country,we, Filipinos are conservative and that kind of show is not approved 2 be shown on TV coz kids may watch this alright?

[eugenetkd]

pinoy k pre????tga sn k??

[randommagnum]

Was that woman dancing around the robot? Man, how much?!

[qfbisrael]

the guy is a fucker racist.

[lebensraummetal]

you are a fucking kike

[airaj09]

yep . he is.

[LA12312]

Your supposely sexier girls might be right. But you can not for the life of your self dance like that.

[lebensraummetal]

tldr

[LA12312]

Holy shit. I wanted to see her face but that ass just couldn't let me.

[LLEMM]

metaZen, Is it ok for your kids watch these?

[onichi22]

it's malice that gives off bad influence...

[s33k4r2]

no u r a slut :P

[MacKELiOn13]

prove it..:))

[Vugluskor]

ябвдул

[prettyiselle]

The women here looks cheap.. Eww... Here in the Philippines, that kind of show is not allowed 2 be released.. They are bad influence..

[metaZen]

@prettyiselle censorship is tyranny....a persons love of freedom is measured by that which they tolerate that they do not embrace..

[RettMikhal]

@metaZen

Agreed. You can't throw up walls every time you see something you don't like. You'll trap yourself very fast.

[sgtjoe2008]

@prettyiselle not true, its you who is cheap, you just envy the sexy woman dancing

[neilanne0807]

nice ass

[kohanjin]

poor girl, no confidence...

[ChrisMarieTV]

why does being able to dance very well in almost nothing on TELEVISION translate for you into no confidence? I think it takes MEGA confidence to do such a thing!

[SuperWowGirlx]

Im Sexier

[parak005]

swabe nc one

[thunderemperor100]

wow ang ganda......

[moask123]

@thunderemperor100 malibog HAHA

[SexLabTv]

um best idea ever. speaking of sex comedy, check out my web seires!

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[Jonoku]

1:47 Oh my god

[riseagainstUpTheAss]

So its about a retard and his hooker?

[captainestivi]

ewoks would straight fuck up the carebears

[mixmastermikepwt]

no doubt. Care bears fix and love things, ewoks fuck up Imperial Walkers and ask for 2nds.

Ewok > Care Bear

[domydishes]

All this makes me think that this has to be some pretty bad stand up in order to rely on hot naked chicks. Oh well I can always make myself a snack or something whenever she isnt on.

[comedyjedi]

Oh yeah good point, the comedy must suck if they want to have hot chicks running round half naked.  Just like the football must suck because they have cheerleaders or the Hip Hop video must suck because they have booty girls all over or the fashion must suck because they need model to walk around modeling everything. Great point, when you th e comics come on why don't you go in the other room and each a shogun and pull the trigger. Stick to world of war craft dork!

[domydishes]

How offended you were was funnier than anything this comedy act had to say.

[PERSONIFICATIONOFYAY]

i agree

[mixxycan]

How is she a good dancer? Yes, she is a hot and sexy woman, but what 'dancing' is happening here? Someone even mentioned the steps...what steps?! She's walking around, tossing her head around, blah, blah. There is no 'great dancing' here. If you're watching to look at a hot woman, fine, but don't pretend it's because she's a skilled dancer.

[flipd85]

dude this girl can shake it!!!

[krystannai]

She has got to be the best dancer on there by far very graceful its so beautiful to watch her dance. Amazing job girl I still wish I could find out who sings that one song that maid dance was too.

[BurlesqueBody]

thank you for wonderful compliments!

[shon300]

luv it

[Roary1214]

seriously stop the serious talk DAMN

[babeL14344]

lol ":))

[thromb]

this Dancer is Hot & Wild..really nows her steps..Love that latin beat..and the comedian definatly had some good material..had me laughing!

[princewazere]

wtf why are you bible freaks talkin about this shit on this video?LOL

[kakifry]

Everything you just described is bad, not good.

[kakifry]

With lust, we become a living testament to quitting - on ourselves, our future spouses/children... we feel worthy of all its possibilities - STD's, shame, AIDS, death, impregnation and the upbringing or abortion of a helplessly innocent deprived soul.

We think "I'm only an object... I have no meaning. I quit on love... let me feel pleasure." But the pleasure is that of personal suicide as we flush ourselves further down the toilet - until it is all you feel, all you see, and all you become.

[archivesbc]

You ignore the 16-19th Centuries, you ignore most of the Roman empire and most of what was happening before it. Lust was all around and quite acceptable. It reached a summit during the Roman empire, where lust for the flesh and for pleasure was supreme. You spent years in the military to become a citizen with the right to rape and enjoy food, drinks and people being slaughtered for your enjoyment.

Only when we get used to the idea of lust and it becomes old - will we be able to move forward.

[fratboyfrat]

I can't tell if you're supporting lustful behavior or not..

Acceptable does not equal moral. Easiest example : Slavery.

I don't see why an idea has to become "old" before we "move forward".

[archivesbc]

Both slavery and lust were considered moral in their time. Our morals have changed and therefore something that was acceptable and moral then isn't now.

Remember, the slavery we speak of is comparatively new. Slavery was acceptable across the world for years and the morals of the time saw that a slave had his/her place while a master had his/her place.

Racism was seen as immoral only by a handful of people. The vast majority of people saw it as moral and just.

[NuRapTV]

so you're saying sexism is the new slavery?

[fratboyfrat]

And again, just because something was or is acceptable at the time, does not mean that was or is moral.

You said that we have to accept something before we move forward, but if everyone was accepting of lustful behavior, then there would be no one to oppose it. No opposition means we will NOT move on.

[archivesbc]

My point was - your morals as someone who lived in that era would have been different to the ones you have now. From your perspective now, that behaviour is or was immoral, but from your perspective then - it would be immoral not to do it.

There will allways be opposition. There always were are and will be outsiders that would oppose the situation. Even if it's moral at the time.

Morals change. There are no universal morals that always were are and will be.

[fratboyfrat]

Heh, well I would mention that I base my morals off of the bible (which does not support lust), but if I say that, who knows what kind of flaming will happen.

[archivesbc]

If you've read the bible, you would notice that there were a whole lot of kings with a huge harem of wives and mistresses. Jacob had four wives.

Even when Jesus roamed the earth, it was still moral to have more than one wife and that she was either her father's or her husband's property.

When you have so many wives - lust loses its meaning. Ask the Mormons ;).

[fratboyfrat]

I love it when people mention that. It only furthers my confidence in the bible.

The bible gives an accurate account of all the behaviors of those men, good and bad.

Just because "great" men of the bible had many wives and mistresses, this does not mean that it was considered moral.

In fact, no where have I even read in the bible, a single passage stating "It is completely acceptable, in the eyes of God, to have many wives".

You make the mistake of judging human fallacy as divine revelation.

[archivesbc]

Saying that he didn't say it is a double edged sword - I could say that because he didn't forbid it - it's allowed and moral.

God supposedly forbids eating of pork, eating only that which has scales out of the sea and orders that a whole population would be stoned to death after commanding his people not to kill, He then, orders the genocide of the Amalekites - condoning genocide?

[fratboyfrat]

There is a certain amount of doctrine, such as animal sacrifices which are no longer necessary thanks to the sacrifice of Jesus on the cross.

The explanation for the killing of the Amalekites will be in my next post.

[archivesbc]

Odd, I don't remember at any point that Jesus said (or any of his Apostles) that his sacrifice would annul the necessity of sacrifice? You're relying on what you called "human fallacy" to tell you what Jesus's sacrifice means you can and can't do.

[fratboyfrat]

Jesus was the "lamb" of God. His purpose being to die for our sins. Jesus' death represented to dawn of God's new covenant with man; a covenant in which it was no longer necessary to sacrifice an animal for your sins, because the son of God already died for all the sin of man.

That is the very clear message of the gospel.

[archivesbc]

You said that in no place does God condone having many wives.

I say - nowhere in the gospel does Jesus claim that his sacrifice will bring an end to sacrifices and food related rituals.

[fratboyfrat]

Animal sacrifice is no longer a NECESSITY.

Jesus said that he is the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through him.

He is the lamb of God who came to take away the sin of the world.

I'll have you know, you brought something up which I don't have knowledge about. Is animal sacrifice condemned by God under the new covenant?

That I don't know, but I'll be sure to find out.

Thank you for that. :)

[fratboyfrat]

As for the Amalekites and Canaanites as well, they were profoundly morally corrupt. Societies performing human sacrifices, and the like.

God using the Israelites as an instrument for his will does not condone genocide as we would see in this day and age.

No one was killed in those campaigns because of a hatred for that race.

My explanation is surely lacking, but I'm no bible scholar. I've read through the bible, and have done (am still doing) all I can to understand it.

[archivesbc]

Amalekites etc - that's exactly it - by declaring their societies morally bankrupt for any reason, you're giving a perfect reason for any nation to go ahead and destroy any people which they see as morally corrupt to the core,.

Regarding instrumentalisation - so it's a genocide by proxy. Instead of doing the work himself he let the Israelites do it because the Amalekites were standing in the Israelites' way.

[fratboyfrat]

And you are also mixing up "moral" and "acceptable".

It was "acceptable" to have many wives. Not "moral"

[twim20]

amazing...one of the hottest women and best dancers i have seen in a long time..

[BurlesqueBody]

THANK YOU!!!!! follow me on twitter/dakotadancer and burlesquebody (dot)com ! xoxox MISS DAKOTA

[twim20]

no doubt..i signed up for ur newsletter so i can come to one of ur shows in LA..

[NuRapTV]

i reeeeeeeeeaaaalllly hope this show is a hit

[DinoLAWW]

Tooo funny...and hot

[smartieby]

WTF Japan is making Sex Robots? Horny bastards

[usaearthling]

WHAT THE FUCK EVER!

[ohhiiupgradedyourram]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum

[kingofkings9393]

noT To be a perv or anything but thats a beautiful dance

[vainwolf78]

she was red hot fantastic!

[begs100]

tickets?

[sokolshala]

wow, that chick can shake her ass....

[HoogleZ]

@sokolshala She can shake her head too....

[Sk8erdude995]

WOW

[Ramicus26]

This show is awesome! Now watch about sic months from now thier will be a live nude comedy show were the dancers will be men. Then all the sensitve douchebag guys and feminist women out there will either stop complaining or get more pissed, because now they have nothing to complain about. end of rant. On a happy note COMEDY+TITTIES=EPIC WIN!! lol

[swagforever]

damn, she knows how to shake