The Vault: Valentine's Doom

[thisismyaccount16]

favorite valentine's day video :)

[Chrissy770]

Like a propellaaaaa

Lol ;DD

[xjocelyngoesrawrx]

Imma brake yo' dick! xD

[chadthefreak]

1:11



[BrianaRaydean]

Swifty Is SO Smexxii! ;)

[quinnifersam]

swiftly needs to make a shirt that says "certified bad ass" on it for his website!!! id totally buy it!!

[iLikeYourPetAsian420]

lol it reminds me of Brandon Dicamillo doing his Rake Yohn voice

[nanzo2000]

something bad ass hilarious

[Weedworld1]

IMA BREAK YA DICK

[TheResultsmayvery]

u look like Johnny Thore

[Axlgrease89]

Alabama certified badass.

[xelectrickissx3]

alabama certified bad ass :D

[bladimirsg]

1:13

[alythegr8]

I always say "JOHNNY THOR'S GONNA BREAK YO DICK" LOL

[brianajuh]

i swear he looks this good so all of us girls are like "awww we love you"

[sharingiscaring98]

i always say "imma break yo dick." with my friends hahaa lolz@"Baaaaaad aaaaaas im a certified bad ass too.

[oXShanerocksXo]

LOL "IMA BREAK YOU DICK"! :3

[j00suckip00n]

My Name is johnny thor and im'ma break yo dick.

[DeathByGameBoy]

Nothin betta on valentines day than touchin yo dick.

[BeatleRevolution9]

MAKE MORE JOHNNY THOR VIDEOS! :D

[OurInsaneProductions]

Wow tht was terrible. But I still laughed! Lol my fav valentine verse is

"roses are red

Violets are blue

I like spaghetti

Let's go fuck"

Haha xD

[KatastrophicKelsey]

"What I'm lookin' for is something BAD...ASS."

[KatastrophicKelsey]

I say "Ima Break Yo' Dick" at least once a day. I have for about 2 or 3 years. All because of you!

[chaosnewterer]

is there some inside joke to this, or is it just unfunny?

[SkateFailure7734]

Johnny Thor, comin to your town...



[y1k994]

is that asl by I Set My Friends On Fire

[xNickJisOffTheChain]

For valentines day I decided to buy you some crack. Too bad you have to snort it off my dick which is big and black.

EPIC RHYME!!! Rofl

[mitchforpresident666]

you keep looking boy, and imma stick my dick through you and spin ya round like a propellarrrhhh

[babytacosx3]

imma break yo' diick ;D

[xXkoe14Xx]

whats the song in the beginning?

[writergirlchic]

"im gonna break ur dick!" lol i cracked up! then my sisters friend came out into the living room and i was like "im gonna break ur dick!" and she cracked up!!!! lol

i love you swifty

[borrau]

why cant i see this video? abd can anyone tell me the second song he uses from i kill pxls

[Chibi2Ninja2Death]

WTF?? Lmao. Why??? Ha ha. XD

[FleGmO01]

Lmao :D:D Sugar is sweat , but not as sweat as you,,,, I am gona Break your di*k !! :D:D

[Rhonda498]

"Ima break yo dick off!!!"

"on valentines day i decided to buy you some crack too bad you gotta snort it off ma dick which is big and BLACK"

ROFL!! xDDD Priceless

[InsideYoFeebleBrain]

@Rhonda498

I'ma break yo' dick!

[potclover24]

HAHAHHAHHA you look like a rapist ;)

and sound like a pirate! nice combo

[villeannxD]

the dancing lmfao XD

[dvolights26]

lmfao holy shit that was good

[athenaxx7]

hahaha ohmy swiftkaratechop i love you and you're videos!!! <333

[NecroFornication]

Hahaha wth?

[SuzeSwan]

haha wtf?!!?

[dawndawn36]

lmfao :D

[Angelruby17]

ur so hot ^^

[ieatyellow]

whos dat old guy

[DoTheHustle777]

youtube(dot)com(slash)featurem­an

that's the old guy's page, it's in the info

[nobodylovezmex3]

LOL!!!!!

Very badass, indeed!

;D

[FleGm0]

LOL :D:D

[yoni0505]

the original dance music was sandstorm remix, wasn't it?!

[janisjoplin3053]

my dad is a "Certified Alabama Bad Ass."

too! hahahaha

[OhhhhCanada]

LMAO You made me laugh in class

[WhenBadGuysTakeOver]

love this, so funny

[Evlasting]

Random..

XDD

[katybug950]

OMFG!!!!!  I LOVED the

"Certified Alabama Bad Ass."

XD hehe... another great thing about bein born and raised in Alabama.... :)

[YourFriendCandy]

certified bad ass! haha.

[bunnybooties]

Omg! U r one badass mutha fu- shut cho mouth!xD

[jollybaby18]

tthis vidoe almost put me to sleep -.-

[VampirateYuki]

geez that was hilarious I laughed the whole time.

[SJRULE22]

lmao 1:10

"IMA BREAK YO' DICK!"

[NomNoms18]

1:13 and 1:28

xD

[cuppajonas]

epic. <3

"certified alabama badass." love it.

[xXThexArtxOfxProfess]

Someone have the lyrics for Come closer ?

[nastyshrew]

Alabama certified bad ass <-- best. phrase. ever.

[AshweeNichelle]

Haha. "Certified Alabama Bad Ass." :D

[pepcichick0707]

u should have been like roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up before i shoot u...lol ...no?...i didnt think so ....i love u!!!!

[dingoEARpull]

i can do the perfect johnny thor impression ever

[playdeadbuniez]

lmfao! johnny thor is epic

[SweetrockerMB]

I LOVE YOU

[LillaChristne]

spin you around like a PROPELLER! HAHAHAHAH

[FcuknGabbana]

You always have the best music ^____^

[JiveTurkeyz]

"what mother wouldn't love to get that card..." ROFLMAO

this vid is the greatest!

[LillaChristne]

this is the cheapest college EVER!

[drumpounder778]

im gon BREAK UR DICK

[bunnybooties]

I just had a massive fartattack, i mean i gotta massive heart on!:)

[brendan9X7]

i love the song at the begginning ismfof asl best song ever!!!!!!!!!

[0dexterschick0]

rflmfao at this and my friend Liz, cuz she drools over Johnny T.!

[jakemillerTV]

roflmfao imma break yo dick

[tinkerswift]

IMA BREAK YOUR DICK! hilarious

[tinkerswift]

and the old guy's expression after he says IMA BREAK YOUR DICK! hilarious! priceless!

[YewMakeMehSayYay]

roflmfao "im gunna break your dick!"

[SylvanBL00d]

lol 1:14

[Asamighost]

Hilarious, my fav so far.

[XxKELSEYlovesTYLORxX]

lol 1:30 lol didnt see that one commin but im glad it did lol

3:50 haha XD

*im an alabama certified bad ass*

love u swifty!!!

[rhcpfoofightersrokk]

OMG 1:13 is soooooooooooooooooooo epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[cullenluvers96]

lmmmfaooooo

[xXGTAXpertnXx]

I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR DIC

[bbycakesxfersure]

there aint nothin better on valentines day then touchin yer dick "oh that is nice"

LMFAO

[TheAwsomeShow2]

What's the song in the very beginning?

[PLURKID25]

asl-i set my friends on fire

[blondescene1]

im gonnna stick ma dick in ya and spin you around lyke a proppellllaaa. xd hahaha

[GothicRaven101]

ima break yo dick!

[TR18T]

wheres the original?? whos it by?

[dolfin0120]

wow. just WOW.

[spidergap]

i preferd the old one but i guess it is still pretty epic

[xXFerrari310Xx]

did he take the johnny thor song off?

[sk8er15421]

The original is sooo much more better. Too bad the featureman didn't keep it up. :(

[acoustichearts0]

my name is johnny thor and i'ma break yo dickk.

[davidydoodoo]

... im a break yo dick lololol

[akucamcun]

I love youuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chelster89]

i kinda felt unconfortable watching that... but the old dude is awesome for not cracking up while reading those cards.

[electrocuteanna]

this is awkward.

hahaha.

[soccerluver6789]

WEWT!

I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE!

[diamoundsarntforever]

he totally does! lol

[BizzleBizzle321]

nice, you sound like something out of the mighty boosh, your voice that is

[Sugarboxproductions]

do you mean the ask swifty voice?

[blogger18]

Hahahhahahahaha!!! Dammit, you are SO frickin' hilarious!!

[smileynirvana2]

it would have been funnier if you called yourself badboy like collin ferrel and ditty. swiftys more of a badass though

[chelsandiarebffs]

swifty! i love your videos : D im a HUGE fan

[teh12man]

lol "imma break yo dick" straitens his bowtie. "huh oh my goodnes, u certianly aer a bad ass." lol so many funny things.. lol, too bad u had to snort it of my dick

[boomboomemxo]

HAHAHAHA @ 1:13

IMA BREAK YO DICK!

:)

[maicelcorazon123]

hahahah!

[SunshineRevolution]

Lmao at 3:40

[XmcrXjasmineX]

badass. lol!

[astroAud19]

these cards are so badass

im sendin them to myself

lmao xD

[3childrenofbodom3]

rofl 1:56 oh my goodness you are a badass

[3childrenofbodom3]

lol at 1:17

[grubbyrules]

swifty, no offense, but this version sucks. I love the original, you cut out some of the best parts, like you changed the song to your little dance. Everytime i hear it i have to do your dance, now you changed it. Still good though, just think you should of kept the orginal.

[Stickfigureguy01]

1:15 classic Swifty

lolz I can't stop laughing

[SuperSecretStalkers]

"Ima break yo dick!"

[pollybaibai]

3:22

LMFAO OMG LOL.

'i had to kill your parents....'

[Rashnu]

hahaha "Hey Wrinkle Sac!"

[shot603]

what song is at the very beginning?

[tkb2013]

ASL by I set my freinds on fire

[shot603]

on this velentines day i bought you some crack...

to bad you have to snort if off my dick...

which is big...

and black...

[blehblehblahblahbleh]

wrinkle sack

[emoITup333]

haHA

WOW

[KattenJonsson]

HAHA, omg, that was wonderful <3

[RedVenom666]

1:13 classic

[sillysweet1]

lol "ON VALENTINES DIE I LIKE TOP TOUCH YO DICK"

"oh that is nice"

[sharkchompface]

HOLY SHITDOG

[Cod5WawKilla]

lol, break yo dick! XD

[roseyposey567]

ha ha u have like really good muzik on all ur vids!!! <3 <3

[lilmsbrightside08]

Oh my dear god...this is hilarious. XD

[RooftopRider]

i love ASL by ISMFOF! <333

[BarelyMadeIt314]

"I'ma Break Yo Dick" XDDDDDDDDDDDD

[AlilovesCandy69]

i like the old mans version lil bit more

but this is Epic :)

[SEXYflyingUNICORNS]

omfg i love that song. ASL XD

[crapwad17]

1:16 and 3:15 i nearly died laughing XD

[dudettrocker]

that is really weirs but really funny!

u rock the badass boat!!!

DUDE! XDXDXD

[palumbodurden]

2:54

[ac95ac]

YOU LOOK LIKE MR DELAP HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. i love you tbqh.

[palumbodurden]

my god i almost cant stop of laugh with this..

:D

[TheBlueGlasses]

'AINT NOTHING BETTER THAN ON VALENTINES DAY THAN TOUCHING YO DICK.'

Old man-' OH THAT IS GOOD.'

OMG.

[Kassibeth12]

I <3 ismfof.

[leeses1973]

you are so jim carry right here ha!

lisa~

[96SS355]

marlboro man + chuck norris= certified bad ass

[MeritCullen]

Omfg! I had a dejàvu I saw this...

[XTheDesertSongX]

old man = SEXEH

[xxLoveMeDeadxxx]

ROFL x]

[skateboardpunkgirl]

"These cards are so badass, I'm sending them to myself!"

x'D

[1994bored]

lol

[forevernicole4]

ItS bIg AnD bLaCk??? wtf dude... lol funnny as hell though :D

[YesIBeTiffy]

xDD Why does everyone have one of those orange black innie outtie coats?!

[savannahrocx]

my sister even has one!!

[gothicgirlyxxx]

you look so hot in this

[XxSimpleASThatxX]

I love that in the begining he plays

I Set My Friends On Fire,

best band ever!

[brutalbl00d]

dude i love this video swifty. great job

[DalhiaRAWR14]

i set my friends on fire<3:D

[irondrumworks]

"you keep looking boy!" LOL

[Vampire0DaCold1]

lol wtf

[xblackheartpenguinx]

i fucking love ISMFOF!!

[violinistx100]

typical swifty very random!

funniest comedian on youtube!!!

[ALoveLikeWinter]

ALABAMA CERTIFIED BAD-ASS XDDD

[punkmusic23]

wrinkle sack...hahahaha!

[vegetarianhotwings]

'so badass, I'm sendin em to myself.' lol I love yur glasses xDDDD

[xFrankIero14]

:DD

laaawl

[dropdeadcody666]

i think the original is just a little tiny bit funnier, this one is good too though

[sparebank]

IMMA BREAK YOUR DICK! hahahahhahaha

[XxEmoChick666]

LOL

GOD DAME HE IS SO FUNNY !!!

i like the one "i'm sorry i had to kill your parents

[smileyrox4lyf]

LOVE the dancing Matt.

Love you. xo

[Mariiiiissa]

"IMMA BREAK YO' DICK!!!!"

hahahahahahahahahahahaahha!!

[fundecranium]

IM GOING TO BREAK YOUR DICK!!

[TreethuGlife]

ahahaha

[icypie]

look at the old dudes face after swifty say ima break your dick. epic