How Not To Date With Borat - Funny

[sw33tb0y77]

Right at the end she whispered something in his ear ... I wonder what that could be.

[wing2912]

I like in the mouth

[CamiloSanchez1979]

That woman teaching him would have never imagined he would be Isla Fisher's husband.

[nicoleeebbzxox]

why you laugh she dead. LMFAO LEGEND.

[samrossdress4less]

i like how she keeps touching his thigh tryin to get at borat ;)

[IcarusTouma]

Jenny has nice legs

[WindyCityStudios]

Did you like some things about your wife?

*Silence*

No.

[MixeryBuxinexx]

"should i tell her that i am good at sex?"

"no, because she might think that that's all you're looking for."

"..even though I am big, like a can of pepsi?"

[WhiteRabbitm8te]

ive watched lots of borats and whenever he says anything bad about Jews no one corrects him about why its wrong to say it!

[henry1234134]

4:21 rofl!!!!

[UltimateKing011]

my wife, she is ded!

[arabstar7]

"why you laugth she dead"

[Byron10301]

I love the theme music!

[JensonsBeard]

Michael McIntyre stole that chair joke, I'm sure.

[actualizator]

Jees. :)

[AnimalBlackmatism]

Poor Jews! Good thing Borat is getting the word out in his own special way about the plight of the jews and all the rampant anti-semitism that exist in the world for no apparent reason. Jews are great! I'm sure everyone else agrees!

[drakopolice]

Borat is the funniest guy ever.

I love him!!!!

[WilhelmPolzl]

That woman looks like she stars in porno...

[vivalapony]

ahah " but if u cheat on me i will crush you" Good stuff =)

[Source1987]

snoop dog? no ...shoot dog!

[yougotkained]

chair with shoe harharhar

[JoeyHart99]

what channel can you watch borat on star choice?

[corncornrocks]

the only really funny part was the joke with the shoes

[PapaMagnum]

"I will give her, television... remote..."

HAHAHAHA

Love it.

[freedomsoldier187]

"big like a can of pepsi"

"i like it in the mouth"

[kuwaimaha]

this woman is so ignorant it's funny

[bigbother1]

she is sexyyyyyyy

[MrPivotmaster1]

lol....go Broat!!

We love you!!

[Context91]

There is a chairr and it a walk with shoess... LOL

[jjws]

damn, whos the girl at the start of the video

[SinsiterSilenceX]

"When do we have a sexy intercourse?"

"Well whenever you both agree on that"

"No, when do me and you have a sexy intercourse?"

"Well that's not gunna happen"

LMFAOLMFAO

[DangerofDeath2]

Is that the tetris song from 0:40 to 0:48?

[YouAreRazasSlave]

omg it sounds like it

[kuwaimaha]

it's actually a russian folk song that tetris originated from.

[mopannu15]

"Why u laugh..she dead"

lmaoo

[krnxpridex]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL!!!

the scene were he has sex with the fat man is soo sick

[hellvoid999]

what is plow?

[npazee]

Google it - its what farmers use to help with farming, but it has been replaced with modern machinery recently.

[tomizzo11]

You don't know what a plow is? That's sort of obvious

[hellvoid999]

But wad does it mean by a girl with plow lol

[tomizzo11]

He wants a wife that can plow the fields is what he's saying.

[xbox360fan07]

@hellvoid999 plow i actlly realy nice food

[pepitogrencheekconur]

lmao he wiull crush her!

[lwc888]

the matchmaker is hot

[sgc1234]

"I like the mouth" lol

[devilsown18]

y u laff she dead xD

[rmne22]

he's gay u don't woman to have sexy he like to have sex with man the gay..

he's funnyy......

[Mullter3]

funny video.

[nietzsche71]

like a can of pepsi

[dave1234fuknab]

why you laugh.. she dead

lol

[nader3ks]

so when we have sexy intercourse ? lmao

[IMurNightMar3]

If u cheat on him he will CRUSH U!!! lol

[4appletard]

"the chair... is walking lalalal" :DD

[Foxi4Qnet]

Did you guys notice that he always says "Jak sie masz?" and "Dziekuje" ? XD These are Polish words, i don't know why not use Kazakhstan ones XP

[BouchardIvanne]

lol what did she say to him?

[idahomexican]

what is oral?

i like it wit mouth haha lmfao

[storerettz]

that bird at the begining is hot

[ElectricFuuunk]

Should i tell people that i am a good at sex? xD !!!! Eve though i am a biig like a can o pepsiii xD lmfao Amazing.x

[info10456]

why you laugh, she dead

[numanumadragostadint]

MY FAVORITE QUOTES: "No crushing" "No history of retardation" "She must be tight like a man's anus" "I'm no good with men" "I like it in the mouth" "Get entry" "Chair walk with shoes la la la la" "I do not care about her, she is gone" "Did you like some things about your wife? NO" "Why you laugh? She dead" "If you cheat on me I'll crush you" "My sac is heavy" "Sexy time" ROTFLOL

[therealninjamaster]

if she shit on me i'll crush her ;)

[cazmaestro]

he said cheat

[ImaTWAZZOCK]

Gooddd there are thick people on this earth...HE IS NOT A REAL CHARACTER ...DERRRRRRRRRRR..makes me go weak when people conitinously talk about him as if he is real.. weak just typing this out loll

[eddyvohra]

y he hates jews so much

[npazee]

he doesn't hate Jews - it is just the actor who hates Jews. He is a Jew himself!!!

The only reason he is playing an actor who hates Jews is to show awareness of anti-semitism in the world.

[eddyvohra]

Oh thx for the info dude..

[the1beautyify]

@npazee I KNOW RIGHTE PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND THET WE WE

[numanumadragostadint]

SEXY TIME!!! ;D

[hellokitty2007]

LOL

What the hell is she talking about?

American men are cheap. No gifts.

Often I had to pay for the drinks.

[numanumadragostadint]

Hey! Not ALL of us! I gave this girl a birthday present, a Christmas present, Valentine's present, and she still didn't go out with me!

[hellokitty2007]

Girls are superficial too... give her more expensive gifts. Dress better. Be taller (shoes). If all fails date a asian girl in need of a green card.

America is the only place I know where dates go Deutch, except for maybe also Deutch.

[UlricTheUnjust]

That's because the guy A)realized he had no chance to plow you, B)after spending 2 minutes listening to you, had no desire to plow you or C)after he put his contacts in realized there were 40 chicks hotter than you in the bar.

Believe me - if the guy really wanted you and thought you were hot....he would have bought the drinks.

Get a reality check.

[hellokitty2007]

You are right, most of these losers don't have a chance with me.

As soon as they are turned down they become stalkers. It takes months to get rid of them.

AMerican guys are cheap and scary.

[UlricTheUnjust]

I'd have to see a photo to determine the accuracy of your statement. If you're hot, I'll start buying you drinks to get you on your back. If you're not hot, then at least you probably are good and strong with plowing the field.

[hellokitty2007]

Oh, so sorry honey.

I am already plowing for someone.

Maybe you can find a Russian mail order bride for the plowing.

[stungun1001]

i like the mouth

[AvikOnToast]

Borat is the king of the castle