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  • Zombie plans need to be:

    1. Actually do-able. You're not gonna be able to drive halfway across the country most likely.

    2. Don't go for the hero approach. Do I even need to say why?

    3. Don't think you'll have time to gather all your friends and family. They may be infected or off somewhere.

    4. Make your plan flexible. If you plan to hide and the place you plan to hide at is unavaiable, make sure you can go somewhere else.

    5. Make sure your plans are long term. Wood can break easily.

  • @BehemothStudios7 Do you mean the Rules from "Zombieland" or do you meant it from "The Walking Dead"?!

  • @Ohrni74

    Erm, I don't quite understand your question. I think you might be asking where these are from? I made them from a collection of movies. Rephrase your question if you asked a different question.

  • And yes I also like the books. Got the new graphic novel to go with my 1st one ^_^ funtimes

  • if we're talking survival plans. i'd run to my friends house, hes got an old Georgian town house. then we've already joked we'd take the fridge, food, etc up to the third level. fill the bath with water and hold up there. if they get in he has a crawl space in his ceiling which leads to the roof so take the ladder up with you. they cant get to you. stay there til it calms down and if it doesnt. either rag it in his golf to some shack in nowhere fields or take care of yourself.

  • @Hardrada88 How much food is in his fridge plus that is perishable what you want is canned goods up there, you should block off the stairs as an extra precaution and a just in case you wanna go back to the second level.

  • @tomrhodes1 Depends his parents keep it well stocked but unlike him i work for a living lol so mines usually empty except milk, pesto..er some ham. I'm imagining a minus tirith scene now! haha. But seriously my friend nick is an mma expert and his house is an armory as is mine. we'd be fine for self defence but this aint america. no guns. melee only. im a viking re-enactor so got axe, sword, saex, bow hes got a load of stuff. never hurts to make a plan lol

  • @Hardrada88 LOTR FTW! but yeah if your gonna choose to stay on the second floor of a house you have to think that in time power's gonna shut down cause no-ones running it so that's your fridge food going off in about 24-36 hours thats why i'm encouraging the use of canned goods.

    It's good that your both trained with weapons and both have a good surplus of them

    Location? because I noticed you said "ain't america" I'm in England if you're wondering.

    Very true though its good to always have a plan

  • @tomrhodes1 Yeah i'm England too, 'on the naze' as a matter of fact just over the river from Harwich. Lots of boats ;) so when in doubt take a large sail boat and then to get supplies just head around coastal towns. They'll be less of them in small rural/coastal towns than there will in cities. OR we've a castle in colchester so hold up in that. destroy the bridge bit but it means no way or or out without a 10ft drop haha.

  • @Hardrada88 Great another Englishman! :D well I'm near Manchester in a little rural area known as Failsworth (shithole) so I'm gonna have a hell of a hard time getting out so that's why i've decided to set up shop in a gun store nut as soon as the panic has settled im gonna assess the situation and decide whether I should stay in Manchester (well near it) or not.

    btw best off staying on the boat rather than anywhere on land cause as far as we know zombies cannot swim See you in the Apocolypse :D

  • @tomrhodes1 I will possibly attempt to get to your neck of the woods then. Soon as the undead balloon goes up so to speak give me a bell lol. I'm a viking reenactor so all i have i shield, axe, sword, saex, various knives and a traditional weak 40lb bow. sure thing mate see you then! btw if you get all..eugh..i'll make it quick, and not around the face so you'll be remembered haha

  • @Hardrada88

    It's gonna be one hell of a job to try and get to Manchester mate so you're best bet is to just get the hell outta the country seem as though you're already nearby boats well at least get to a relatively small island like the isle of man or something cause god knows if its just the u.k that gets hit its obviously gonna get quarantined in no time but if you're not able to get to a island i suppose you could always try and secure the post close by that way you can (continued in next)

  • @Hardrada88 (continued) A. get to food quickly and easily not to mention you could fish (if you can) B. have a place to store it and you can trade boats for other supplies aka A shotgun (wink wink nudge nudge)

    meh if you could do us the favour of putting me out of my misery then thanks I'll be happy to return the favour but lets hope it doesn't come to that.

    anyhow Stick together and don't do anything stupid or heroic...oh and have fun splattering 'Zeds :P

  • @tomrhodes1 Good ideas, but where will these guns come from :-o the only gun i have is an antique double barreled flintlock and thats not useful at all haha. I like my axe :) and i'm not a bad shot with a bow either but only got a few dozen needle bodkin arrows so they'd go straight through anything.it's weird i had a dream lastnight which seemed proper real about zombies :-o makes me wonder if the 'walking dead' twist is hes still in a coma haha. in colch we have a castle, i'll hold up there :)

  • @Hardrada88

    Oh sorry I didn't mention my plan did I? well I'm a clay pigeon shooter and I know where there is a store with at least 150 shotguns and air-rifles not to mention they have a ton of ammo in there attic and behind a steel door which is where they do gun repairs.

    so thats where I'm gonna get the shotguns from plus with a tesco's nearby aswell as a couple of grocery stores and a B&Q just up the road with wood and fortification supplies

    (Continued in next comment Fking Limit!)

  • @Hardrada88

    anyway my group would hole up in the upstairs of the store because the stairs there are basically planks so we break those and use rope to get up and down but I'm probably gonna grab a B&Q lorry and load it up with supplies we need and try to head down to a port.

    The Walking dead in my opinion is Brilliant seriously i've started buying the comic books just because of the t.v series and they are really great in fashioning ideas for survival plans and about how others would act during

  • @tomrhodes1 you have a group?..hmm i'm on my own except for a 'friend' who frankly would leave me and run lol (FEAR fuck everything and run) as im moving to colchester soon i'll be near the castle but trouble is moving from a rural village to a town-people. means more of them. your welcome to come down lol or i'd drive up. better than sitting on the arse listening to the hurr durrs of the underp lol

  • @Hardrada88 I have about 5 friends whom know i've been planning this and do trust me if The Sh*t hit's the fan but frankly im relying on at least two other people for my plan to work properly its good that you know the castle that'll really help.

    You have a generator now that is well thought about and good! if I see a way out of Manchester i'm definitely heading down to you guys.

    What type of weapons are we talking here? Gun's? bow's? Swords?

    but what's your plan for long term food? aka growing?

  • @tomrhodes1 good plan man haha. Yeah, the dungeon is pretty good for that I once had a tomato plant growing there using natural light from a tiny hole in the roof support. so reckon you can grow most things and its even got a well..as most castles did and this ones functional. and yeah many swords, spears etc. I've a nice personal collection for my events and some live steel for live events hence two missing finger tips lol. ignore the rest, any that get to close for comfort, chop-gone. :)

  • @Hardrada88 Thats a great thing to know and the fact that you have weapons and protection like this then man just...great!

    I know that you're gonna survive so long as you don't get bit whilst sleeping or p*ssing

    I have two swords I keep in fairly well condition aka won't get stuck after a couple of slices but yeah if my plan goes to sh*t i'm definitely heading down to your side of the country so long as I can travel that far with the dead on the road : |

    Thanks for sharing your plan!

  • @tomrhodes1 Haha nope the toilets have a common drainage system and also the original early medieval toilets open upon to the ground so yeah. shit covered undead. the best bit, i make mead :) AND there is a pub literally 3 second run from the gatehouse so someones who nimble can get us a few pints. plus theres a shop on the ground. everything else can be made, grown within it'll be easy. most likely go mad from being alone (names sword 'wilson') do visit can you teach peeps how to really fight;)

  • @Hardrada88 only bad thing about shit covered undead is the stench, rotting corpse's with shit on...yummy.....

    only flaw is really limited space to grow food in and have people stay inside, not to mention during the winter it'd be freezing right?

    I had a similar idea with the pub but it is literally across the street from the gun room so no problems there :D

    Sounds like a promising location never-the-less and looking forward to the apocalypse now haha

  • @tomrhodes1 True :p it won't be cold, the fireplaces are huge and intact so with a little work you could have a huge fire in most rooms. The display cases (mostly wood with metal and perspex) was thinking could be made into various 'blockades' incase of a breach. great thing is there are various levels you can lockup and retreat too. as for the smell, a tourist fantasy/hippy shop closer than the pub ;) incense mate..lots of it. i'm not haha i still have to get there, clean it out and lock up

  • @Hardrada88

    the apocalypse.

    Do you fully know every bit of the castle? ya know the maintenance entrances, emergency exits, staff area's and how will you get food and block off the main entrance?

  • @tomrhodes1 yeah i worked there in the storeroom and gneral after hours staff :) had hours to go walkabout the entire castle all doors at near enough 10ft up off the ground with no ladders etc and the bridge is half wood and stone so burn the wood part down..two steel gates and three oak doors with steel bindings nothings getting through lol. plus they have a ton of weapons and their own generator with emergancy power.

  • Yea I expected more out of this

  • 1:00 FAIL ,1:44DOUBLE FAIL,1:46 EPIC FAIL

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  • Anyone got a Zombie plan? I do :D reply to this comment with yours and i'll tell you mine.

  • @tomrhodes1 I live in Alaska so getting to an isolated area (which is pretty much everywhere) all we gotta do is load up the garage full of survival gear and the guns and get supplies out of town. OH! and I'm playin the hell out this song while we're leaving town and "double tapping" the zombies

  • @ldestiny22 Thats good but what happens when you run out of supplies or are you planing snatch and grab on general stores?

    Anyway as I promised

    My plan involves one of my hobbies which is clay pigeon shooting and because of this I know where the shotgun stores in my area are (ps I live in the uk so guns are pretty rare)

    I raid the gun store and park my car in front of the dorr and window then we knock out the stairs which is pretty easy because its just planks

    (continued in next comment)

  • @ldestiny22 for the next stage I have already packed my trunk with tins of food so we wait in the gun store for lets say... 1 week so that the panic dies out and we have a real analysis of whether we are gonna be rescued or not if not then there is another store across the street we would raid that and put the supplies in the attic alongside the sleeping quarters then if still no possiblity of a rescue I would use a spare car to get down to a major shopping centre so that I can take a lorry....

  • @ldestiny22 then drive up to a B&Q so that we can grab fences and other defensive supplies and build a small wall around the street so that we can keep the 'zeds away and start to build a small community...and well thats the basic idea of my plan thanks for commenting :D

  • @tomrhodes1 heres my plan ight pitch fork on my bck 2 pistols on my side 2 ak 47s bust out my house take as many wid me as i fuuckin go

  • @MrBrendab Right, i'm being serious here, Where would you get 2 Ak-47's how would you fire both at the same time same goes for the pistols, where does the pitch-fork come from and I was talking about long term survival.

    Anyway nice to see someone responding even though I'm not sure if trolling or just stupid.

    So do you want to know mine?

  • I FUCKING LOVE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE MOVIES!

  • wow this version of the theme is great.

  • i actually wish that it would be an zombie outbreak in real life, only if i had survived offcorse :P

  • @MultiLostFan only if it was i a dream lol

  • @aldotamer150 i had dreams like that only we had mg nests in a building and we would rescue survivors

  • I always watch for the cute blonde.

  • @crazy88boss same here i would deffinately fuk her lol....ironic that she rlly does get fuked in the scene half way thru the movie.....in the mall god i wish i was that guy lol

  • @knightace2002 Haha... don't we all? Well, except maybe the homosexual guy at the mall.

  • love music and movie

    10/10

  • how not to get bitten:

    step 1 : don't hug a girl who has blood in her mounth...

    PHAILED

  • @gothicguy23 rule 25 enjoy the little things

  • 8 people were left behind

  • dawn of the dead is the benchmark for all zombie movies imho

  • 8 People got their balls bitten off.

  • @Akilinaa ewwwww hahahahhahaha

  • this song is epic it made the 28 movies so amazing

  • génial 

  • @E180tekno gÉnial?

  • @danielxdglaciuus :

    Awesome holalallala c'est pareille, I FRENCH !!!

  • You did a great job of making this.

  • Dawn of the Dead 2004 version was good...VERY good in fact...but...i hated the ending! XD not as much as i hated the 1970's Version ending

  • amazing movie, nice video

  • Shawn of the Dead, much better

  • @CrashTestSmartie Theres a huge differance between shaun and dawn.

  • id grab my shottii nd blast slugs nd run like hell if this was to happen lol id b like leon off of resident evil 2 by the way that game back in the day was sick!

  • id shit my pants if this were to happen T_T

  • Dawn of the dead 2004 is the best zombie movie ever made 

  • awsome that was good, better then al those poser shits, i want to actually see zombies ripping the flesh off humans and actually see some real fear and dispair i want the humans to bee killed not win because the zombie don't care anymore they want flesh they want you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Zombies are my greatest fear the dark does not even scare me enymore i wish it was the toher way around

  • 2:45 llolololollololol.ololollololl­o

  • 28 days later FTW and also i love dawn of the dead

  • if this were to happen, i would run fast as hell

  • lmao at 2:20 zombie crash a human and human win and zombie fail

  • @SuperMattman5 u don't know if that was a zombie driving

  • This song didn't fit Dawn Of The Dead, a lot better for 28 weeks/days later.

  • Skvělý střih, bravo, pěkné video i hudba.

  • this is crazy man

  • i was just about to shit my pants in the cinema

  • Rule 1: Cardio lol

  • love dawn of the dead and 28 days later especialy 28 days later :P

  • i would need a minigun in a 2:47 second .

    it would be a BLOOD HOUSE!!!!

  • @estonia32 Then what would you do when you ran out of ammo?

  • i love it how everyone loves the zombie apocolypse idea. all the nerds (no offence i guess im one too) of zombie attacks will survive. evryone just loves planning what theyll do. well all be more effective than the any military power. lol

  • @yipyipmingow well i dont consider anyone a nerd if your going and getting ready to kill and survive

  • @cryptidclubleader

    ah very true.

  • nice song to go wit the scene

  • WTF is going on I didn't know these ugly nutsackes can drive btw I''ll better start packing my ak-47's and 74's

  • Woah, this version of the music score is really eerie...

  • awh, you didnt use the version of teh sogn that had the heavy part with distorted guitars

    would have been great if you used it and made it so that when the heavy guitar part came in, the video would be showing all the zombies from when there on top of the mall

    yeah :)

  • i thing dawn of the dead is better

  • 2:42 to 2:44 ahahahahahaa

  • Shocking truth that some evil people in the U.S. Government have been killing people in the U.S.A. for many years using the TV audio & cell phone radio waves & vaccinations giving people cancer (a slow painful death). It is part of the high level Freemasonry / ILLUMINATI witchcraft sacrifice to their god Lucifer (Satan). The TV & cell phone audio waves trip the toxins in the vaccinations. Many of you have cancer.... sad fact.

  • @TruthTeller878 what a load of bullshit =/

  • @TruthTeller878

    wait wait wait... first you said "radio waves" then you said "audio waves" and another thing. you just make me laugh. are you serious about that? you have no proof whatsoever so just go have more orgasms over conspiracy theories.

  • @TruthTeller878 no if you knew the first thing about science then you would realize its all that we ate its our lifestyle its full of carcinogens and you would realize that really we arnt designed biologically to live this long and cancer is the result of that

  • best way to stay alive is with 5 people

    1. food and water guy (bookbag, or napsack)

    2. ammo person - dufflebag

    3. assault rifle person- (long range)

    4. sub machine gun person- (middle range)

    5. Shotgun person- (Short range)

  • awesome.

  • Which assault rifle is good to use in a Zombie breakout?

  • classic m16/m4 or a g3 with semi

  • or a g36c or a m16 A1

  • What about an M16A4?

  • @Iraniancommunist777 ya all the m16s and m4s pretty much

  • I would say any if you have decent amount of ammo.

  • Am M-1 Bradley would be nice.

  • im sry but i lol at 1:44

  • The only way to SURVIVE is to lone wolf it. FUCK everyone else, all they'll do is hold u back...................... JK, The only way to SURVIVE is to STICK TOGETHER

  • I think I will get my friend to get a hold of his rich relative, and we all go to that big as-s house that guy has in that 3,000 + acres of forest! Fortify it...

    Get as many friends useful people we know... We will take our AAV7A1 with my few Marines, buddies, ARMA buddies, my armorer, and the master blade smith, my Doctor, and a few others. We will be safe for good, and ride it out. Also get lots of hot chicks that we know to re-populate...

  • I just want you to know that in the event of anything similar to a FAST zombie infestation, that you sir, are fucked. Don't expect any miracles.

  • That unknown infestation in Dawn of the Dead took about 3 or 4 days in all for hell to rise. That is plenty of time to do what ever you need to do, if you keep seeing the news or hear people talk about such attacks growing... Then you should know...

  • Well that's only if the infestation doesn't hit you first. You never know you could be sitting in class one minute looking at Suzy tight ass, and the next minute you hear screaming and your teacher's locking you in the room until your undead peers break through and have you for brunch.

  • by the way... at 2:19... that was awesome

  • this song go's good whan your playing grand theft auto 4

  • @MsAntoniaGraza goes.... it's spelt goes... what with the internet making people stupid?

  • @DeadMansFilm what

  • You begin to have second thoughts. You take the gun out of your mouth. You realize that even though all is lost and that life will never be the same, you need to survive even if the future isn't worth living for.

  • Your instincts tell you to run, because our main priority is survival, but then the idea of sparing yourself of suffering pops into mind. You look at the gun, you shoot one of them, then you put the gun in your mouth............

  • When the times comes we all would like to think we could survive, but what happens when there's hundreds of them and you alone with two bullets? What Happens Then?

  • If I had two bullets then I will pull out my German bastard sword or my Italian Flanged Mace...

    And they are far from heavy. The Italian Flanged Mace is 22 1/2" long and about 2.3 lbs! The German bastard sword that I have is 3.10 lbs. And yes I know how to fight with them very well vs others with the same weapon, I think I can kill lots of Zombies head on... But I rather avoid them... (too many)

  • if the zombie apocolypse was here, i'd head south-antarctica or something. or to the pentagon and take what i can (guns & ammo, most fuel efficient car, friends locked and loaded, food, water, pretty much any weapon that i can wield)

  • and a pretty chick :D

  • EPIC..........There is no doubt that this is the best version of the song, of course thats just an opinion

  • Don't use a better movies music for a crappier movies video.

  • The theme is "In the house in a heart beat" By John Murphy.

  • what is the name of this music?? i really love it !!

  • wow! I had only seen 28 weeks later before this video extract. The initial 28 days later looks awesome!

  • the remake made me feel like once i wake up the next day, ill here screams and growls ill see cars going by hitting random strangers running after them. on the news talking about a horrible disease esc...scary

  • 2:18 haha

  • I haven't seen this movie but I really want to. And I don't care what people say, I think 28 Days (The best) and 28 Weeks are still classified as zombie movies.

  • to dusin simmonds: nice job on the vid 28 weeks later is the shit. but the original dawn of the dead was better. ^_^ hope u agree

  • man i love the 28weeks later music. its so good and it sounds diffrent from the norm

  • This is perfect. I love both movies, and that song. It's great. :)

  • Dawn Of The Dead was AWESOME! great Vid!

  • didn't they say it is nasty due to the blood & gore

  • @Jiinkx1 No it's not. 28 Weeks Later is the only good Zombie movie I've seen. Dawn Of The Dead is the classic horrible movie.

    Stupid sex scene to somehow make it slightly more watchable (to guys and lesbians)

    Gore to make it slightly more action-like.

    And dumb explosions and shootouts to make you go 'oh...action...again...'

    It's not a classic film.

    Still,

    I'd rather watch it than Twilight.

  • @mouldymat i said 28 weeks later because of the music lol... nd all you said is soo true!! :)

  • @Jiinkx1 Oh ok

    HIGH FIVES

    I've no idea why i did that.

    kthxbai

  • @mouldymat Ahem. Now that we got that teen movie out of the way, go watch the original Dawn of the Dead.

  • @mouldymat You cannot compare a zombie movie to a sparkeling Vampire movie

  • dawn of the dead 2004 is amazing

  • is this the new one or the old one?

  • :o

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  • Great

  • ok this is the owning post ok look

    1:45 owned

    1:47owned

    2:20 owned

    2:39 SUPER OWN thats just nastey omg

    3:32 owned

    3:35 owned

    3:58 self owned

    thats all the zombies that got owned in the video

  • i like this movie because it was most real. there are no survivors in this type of situation. everyone's fucked. this version of the theme is beautiful.

  • Remake iz hella better than the original

  • Sad Ending

  • LOL those 2 cars crashed

  • a lot of blood

  • Both movies kick total ass

  • ha ha the dad died!

  • ROFLEZ

  • now that's what you call a bad day!

  • this movie was pretty good for a zombie movie & had a sad ending

  • lol shaun of the dead is much better tho XD

  • true, sad ending =(

    good vid

  • i wonder how did the daughter b come a zombie

  • she got her fuckin face bit of lmao

  • I want to know how it got into the house xD

  • Fly

  • she's not their daughter, she's just a kid that lives in the neighbourhood.

  • the original dawn of the dead by george a. romaro is brilliant but its so hard to get a copy koz theres so many remakes

  • just letting you guys know 28 weeks later and 28 days later are NOT zombie movies

    they say in the movie that the virus gives you a lot of rage no one was eatin in the movies just beat the fuck out of

    GOOD DAY...

  • It says on the dvd of 28 its a zombie horror/thriller. Zombie is a word to describe someone who has no control of their actions but still move. The idea that zombies eat you is just a steryotype, they're undead zombies, because the ones in 28 days/weeks aren't people with controk of themselves then you could class them as "zombies" I would think

  • thats what critics put that movie in with the "zombie" genre

    and zobies always eat people thats what its always been these people had rage theirs a difference

    by the way how do you make a steryotype of something made up

  • man, it's like they have aids and they want you to be infected with that rage virus; it is like semi-zobies; they don't want you dead, they want you to be on their side.

  • 28 wees later is by far the greatest zombie movie ever some flaws but all around best zombie movie

  • I disagree, I did love 28 weeks later, but I think Dawn of the dead is better.

  • I think 28 DAYS later is the best zombie movie but I respect ure opinions