Performance

[ClockCutter]

The redhead all the way on the right is too HOT.

[orangechicken44]

Best bicycle rap video EVAR!

[allawayr]

Flip that stem, sucka. 

[h0ck3ym4d]

WHAT.A.BEAST

[Gingerissquared]

The sad thing is, most og the people I know that ride performance bikes are like this, and don't like me because I ride fixed. Why hate?

[elinfiernoentusojos]

my bike is 700 dollars, but i ride with people that have bikes that cost $15000, thats insane, btw those girls are hot...

[HiImStevo]

All you haters suck his balls.

[getplaning]

Bottechia

[molimhvalaizvoli]

is the saddle wtb silverado or devo?

[TheKyle1223]

haha this video never gets old

[fiserman1991]

there's an orange masi track bike with spoke cards in the background at 0:35

[Palifiox]

Stuff the both of them. Gimme a Dutch bike. Transport, not sport, Lycra-free

[palthainon]

I know this video is a parody but these people make me hate cycling...and I own 5 bikes.

[guitarsbikesandpie]

@palthainon ...the hipsters or mc spandx?

[bmcdosinferno]

DURA-ACE

[MrEstefano]

briliante



[bikeracerguy2]

Go to bed at 8 o'clock. I'm sitting right nxt to ya but I don't wanna talk!

[bikeracerguy2]

Bianchi!!

[LuckyYogi]

love this

[LuckyYogi]

HAHAHHAHA 

[riverkjg]

ALL CYCLISTS WATCH!!!!!! LIKE THIS COMMENT SO OTHER CYCLISTS CAN WATCH!!

type in SRSLY in caps lock in the search box!! AND WATHC THE FIRST ONE!!

[Aussiejosh2011]

I used to ride fixie's and then I took an arrow to the knee......

[invade81]

Lets see. Who would you rather hang out with, a beer drinking hipster or a cranky bike nerd who obsesses over the most particular detail on his racing rims and hates everyone else who rides a bike? Im going with hipster

[superfebs]

@invade81 Oh, come on. The vid is having fun over both categories. Of course the only real MEN that are worthy to get out with are MOUNTAIN BIKERS.

Just kidding, by the way. ;)

[invade81]

@superfebs Haha! Yup. Strangely enough one of the biggest hipsters I know IS one of those bike obsessed training guys... probably a mountain biker too. I get more grief for riding a BMX than anything else. "get a real bike!"

[adamhockey50]

a real cat 1 racer would have a wilderness trail biking saddle

[JQuito1070]

I Love this!

[krott5333]

I used to be a hipster-hater, but I'm planning a single-speed rigid 29er mtb build, and I am starting to see the appeal of fixed gears and single speeds. But Pabst Blue Ribbon?  I'll stick to Yuengling and Fat Tire.

[invade81]

haha I have a 60's steel frame on single speed and it's as totally lightweight. Tell me, how much do all those gear cogs and those large drop bars weigh?

[maskofsan1ty]

@invade81 About as much as taking a dump! Bike weight is over hyped by manufacturers!

[invade81]

@maskofsan1ty Exactly! I hate a heavy bike as much as the next man, but Im no bike geek... I have hair for example. I could go 0.001mph faster if I shaved it off, but that's not gonna happen.

[BRUZ3R107]

fixed gears are fun

[markboombastik]

a caricature of a caricature of a caricature... not more not less...

[smlshaker]

those girls pumped in way too much air

[AutodromoF1]

Awesome!

[LordAquila]

Ouch, this put me off a fixie, haha.

[lamalover182]

ummmm eddy merckx road fixed, or shall i say track.

[Strideo1]

Why hello there! Would you like to go for a bicycle ride?

Uh, no I'm gonna be riding by my self because I have to do . . . particular stuff.

[corybechtold]

i like specialized bikes

[DestroyTheseWalls]

Its all about cervelo XD

[aaronu510]

i need to get a carbon frame

[BikexPainxSleep]

@aaronu510 im selling my wilier with campy chorus and fulcum 3 racing rims .

[alfonsodsalazar]

Its for entertainment purposes. He entertained me for sure lol

[Justfor18ification]

Hipsters gonna hip

[unrealtrip]

This is comedy gold. Anyone who doesn't get it is a fucking moron.

[axelay77]

alu frame is the best!

[yotamrulez1]

2:05 XD thats oh my brother does that 2

[carrasco717]

this is fucking amazing

[briancopeland67]

You only spent $5,000 on your bike? I spent $8,000. Performance!

[TheDINEY13]

*****Es um Fanfarrão!!!!Rsrsrsrsrsrsrssss­ssss.Muito bom!*****

[mekore]

24/7 i show up my penis outline in public

[chinoseee]

I want to make this video as a personal one.

I like it pretty much

Great job Dude !!!!!!!!

It's all about the Performance

[bumnote77]

What a dick

[ClockCutter]

@bumnote77 Sigh. It's genius. He's mocking roadies as much as, if not more than, the fixies. There's plenty to mock about both tribes. 

[seanharan]

I ride I fixie with tiny bars haha. This video is hilarious though. But I mountain bike too (Santa Cruz nomad, full XTR). I get that this is a joke but seriously all the people that hate on fixies should just get out

[ClockCutter]

@seanharan Hating on fixies is natural and good.

[MrJayTray]

i probably account for approximately 1,000,000 of these views

[thetrupok]

1:22 hahhahaha I know a person who rides like that :D

[jipidoudou]

I ride a fixed gear and this song is just TOO SICK hahaha! Props!

[yasminipini1]

I bike too, but this makes no sense. haha genius XD

[isti0926]

All hipsters do not have PERFORMANCE! Like if like the vid! :)

[Cod6Media]

Its funny how he says carbon stem when its really a spacer!!!

[worldwuvsmeh]

ITS ALL ABOUT PERFORMANCE! XD

[radoks97]

is not all abaut performance

[ClockCutter]

That redhead on the far right is too fukcing hot.

[orengard2]

pink fixie @ 0:34 who's the hipster now HUH!? lol

[eatmewhileimcaliente]

im not hipster and i ride brakeless

[GlumLotDrums]

I really want to bang the chick on the far right pumping them tires.

[kookaburra1701]

Thanks to this video I now know how to pronounce "Merckx."

[mIrReNtheoneandonly]

@kookaburra1701 believe me Merckx ain't pronounced that way :D

[kookaburra1701]

@mIrReNtheoneandonly Ha ha, I've now watched quite a few cycling videos, and I think every announcer said it differently.

If it ever comes up in conversation I think I'm going to mumble it and hope no one notices.

[mIrReNtheoneandonly]

@kookaburra1701 Check Belgian videos, watch?v=je4vNMZg6uk

[florianpagestube]

excellent



[WalterDisney88]

jizz in my pants bike edition

[ICUCCUOICUCVICU]

hilarious!



[DrinkyMcPerv]

Over the past year, I think I've watched this video over 50 times. Good stuff Robin.

[StatenIslandsouth2]

I own and ride a carbon road bike, as well as a 5 inch travel mountain bike. I understand your video completely, but I have to admit that I secretly want to ride a beach cruiser (as long as no one sees me).

I miss the days of riding a bike with out looking at my Edge 705 to check pulse rate, % grade and last lap time.

GREAT VIDEO!!!

[frameloose2]

@StatenIslandsouth2 You should google bustedcarbon

[StatenIslandsouth2]

@frameloose2 just looked at "bustedcarbon" ouch

[atnsakio]

haha he sings about performance, but at 0:35 he has a red fixie in the background

[ClockCutter]

@atnsakio Robin Moore is clearly busting on the foibles of both cycling tribes: the roadies and the fixies. You can tell that from the first scene. He's cleaning the chain of a triple. No roadie rides a triple. He's wearing a national title jersey from Australia. No serious roadie would do that. He talks about holding his line, a chief virtue of roadie, when at the same time he's weaving all over the road.

[Bazmanable]

@Freebaseiscool *understand. Amature mistake.

[sstfreek]

Great video! I love Fixies just as much as Road Bikes :) Riding on a Track is SO much fun ;)

[Ride0rDieChick21]

I Absolutely love this video, I Totally understand it. My boyfriend's a Cyclist.. Double Like!!! I Love Cyclists...They Are Awesome and They Have The Passion...It's All About Performance Baby 8==)

[smusac]

I slightly love him

[OpticalFascism]

Douchey guys in full cyclist outfit with spandex are equally undesirable D:

[MrClimber23]

Love this! Inspired me to make my own on my channel! :)

[shufanchen]

Cars FTW 

[122chucknorris]

Technically, it's nit a carbon stem, it's a carbon headset.

[kiesersozay]

@122chucknorris Nerd alert!

[tricksteronline1]

1:23 ish. - nice ass

[CosmicNed]

Funniest thing Ive seen in ages... brilliant! ;-))))

[Missalenushka]

The best video about cyclists)

[lfrayser]

Great!

[aPeacefulCitizen]

Fucking funny.

[conviccted]

Hahaha...dope yo!!!

[clovismcpony]

Have you peddling squares?! On snap!

[wxduff]

Lyrical Genius...

[122chucknorris]

304 people are hipsters who need brakes and shifters.

[Rambolical1]

@122chucknorris 321 now ;)

[GhibliFan1]

Half of these "hipsters" (reads: 'twats') will move onto normal bikes or gas guzzlers when the worm turns and the fixie fad is over. And I'm counting down the days till that happens. The freewheel and gears were innovation... as was the brake... FFS, use them! And pull your f'ing trousers up while you're about it... I don't want to see the crack of your arse!

[122chucknorris]

lol, i MTB, whenever me n my friends see a roadie, were like, " Performance. Its the name of the game. Carbon fork, carbon stem and aluminum frame!" They look at us like, WTF??!!

[mradamdennis]

:o he totally littered @ 2:21

losers litter

[georgetothek]

... aluminium frame, dura-ace gruppo? boy be crazy.

nice vid though

[christinecrueltyfree]

Your simply a boss!

[bikeskills]

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[kaptainkrunchr]

dura ace on an aluminium frame without a slammed stem? masive fail.

[appayipyip]

@kaptainkrunchr Sarcasm fail for you dumbass LOL

[GhibliFan1]

@kaptainkrunchr

You do realise this video is taking the piss out of people who say shit like that... yes? That means people are laughing at you. Just so long as you know.

[GhillieNR]

But I like Fixies...

[mrgmyers]

Quality video thanks for making it!

[vetb882]

I love this guy!!! :-D

[cackums]

300 fucking hipsters.

[disneysurgery]

Thank god this was filmed in PORTLAND!

[bobbygnosis]

One truly concerned with perfomance would not write a song about it.

[im6214]

that's an amazing song dude!!

[MrXcmaniac]

Great to see the Aussie jersey and some decent female butts in spandex. Hey the rap is fantastic first and foremost.

[VolodymyrOnyshchenko]

ПЕРФОРМАНС !!1

[plotsisploo]

@jamcar32 He uses two bikes in the vid, or at least it seems so. (green and blue)

[matshan66]

Better get dirty... 

[jamcar32]

his components are 105 - not dura ace... poser

[Bobs482]

@jamcar32 RD is Dura Ace. The video is also not serious.

[jamcar32]

@Bobs482 in the opening 5 seconds you can see 105 written on his cranks... and my comment was also not serious... i think the video is hilarious

[TheXeeman]

he reminds me of moot

[MrJoser48]

It's all about PERFORMANCE.

[evilnick666]

LIKE MY NAME WAS EDDY MERCKX

!!!

[cackums]

Ever since I started road biking, I have listened to this song 5 times a day, and sing it in my head while riding.

[TheDestroyboy]

fixie diss?

[mirabilo]

the girl on the far right is the best.

[only1recording]

dumb fagget

[crashercrusty101]

Riding a fixed gear is like driving a car with an automatic transmission: Getting up to speed takes forever, they consume way too much energy/gas and slowing down is a royal pain. Gears are the way to go.

[illtypehuman]

you shave your legs and your girl doesn´t get it? wtf is wrong with her!

[hodenriss]

the second one from the left has the best cushions.

[JustMistyCat]

lol



[killerfencer]

Please put on Itunes!!!!! such a great song!!!!

[kujawiak01]

dura ace <3

[dresib]

This song gives me an "Average Homeboy" backflash.

[Bems4]

Is it just me or does the "hipster" in the video look a little like robbie mcewen?

[Festool4]

Portland, Oregon - I love that place.

[Jonny4472]

best song ever, number 1 in the charts :D

[stillstand82ies]

Hey great song. Made me laugh. Thumbs up.

[johntr76]

Makes me wanna lube my chain!

[pavilionking06]

Portland, Oregon! =)

[Vaportrail56]

This dude has got it going on, just look at all the fine ladies he has

[CypherCrib]

Glad I ride a mountain bike. All of you roadies are ladies ;)

[srjone]

"I always ride through the pain" Win

[kittenki]

i rate the women pumping a 10/10

[crazyleg429]

I Love this vid

[crazyleg429]

i love this song



[mgmartin]

I strongly believe that some of those girls in the background are hot.

[gravedagger]

@mgmartin You mean all of them? ;>

[KabbalahWestCoast]

@mgmartin is it all about that? all hot why judge? th xloveugodbless, t and j kabbalah matthewshepard madonnalicious

[mgmartin]

@KabbalahWestCoast I don't want to jump to any conclusions.

[Cherrybloodsyrup]

@mgmartin clearly you mean all of them ;>

[gravedagger]

@mgmartin I strongly believe that you mean all of them ;>

[Titmawz]

@mgmartin Oh fuck yea man !

[BSSTVNetwork]

wow! slim shady is on the bike!!!

[L1TTL3PR0PH3T]

you'll never beat lance

[onemaniac]

What's up with these kids getting all serious about this video? It's made for a joke. I ride fixie and I liked this video.

[heydatsik]

@onemaniac cause its a complete disrespect hands down

[jclaine]

@heydatsik No, it's really not. Most people who race like most bikers have many bikes, some of those bikes can be fixies. You need to chill out, drink a beer and take life a little less seriously.

[heydatsik]

@jclaine You need to chill out because you had more to say.

[jclaine]

@heydatsik That statement doesn't make sense.

[heydatsik]

@jclaine You don't make sense.

[Cherrybloodsyrup]

@heydatsik lol

[glozick]

tight video made me laugh hahaahahahahh

[nakdguy]

282 people have tight pants lmao

[murkeyhaze]

@nakdguy 283 people realize white guys rapping in spandex is WAY MORE ANNOYING than any hipster.

[stopglobalswarming]

@murkeyhaze I thought the irony was that the video was made by a hipster, just one in spandex.

[urbz1212]

i do road race.....but sometimes i ride the fixie to the store (or occasional alley cat) and i love it when hipsters see me, probably thinking "a hipster to race" and try to race me but i end up kicking their ass, silly hipsters....it all about performance aka 60 mile ride everyday pulling a 'leisurely' century on weekends

[jake5590]

I ride fixie and this is not offensive... It's just hilarious!!!!!!

[34manifest]

best girl right  !!

[dirtdoggg]

Not even a Carbon stem, just Carbon spacers. You need a new bike, lol.

[ihatefuckinglogins]

lol