The first time I saw Blaine was on Evening At The Improv sometime in the mid nineties. I still remember almost word for word his bit about the guy with the spider tattoo on his face. "I bet it looks pretty cool playing bass in the garage for a few weeks but I'd think at some point you'd want to I dunno get a job or have a conversation with somebody. I bet that guy shaves really hard in the morning." Hilarious. I wish there were more videos of him around.
You know what kills me? I wear flip flops cause I'm poor, and giant feet are fucking expensive to cover.
Why is that, exactly? Why is it that a size 14 shoe, 15-25 dollars for shoes. But the minute I dared to mutate up to a US Men's 17 Wide, my shoes suddenly cost 40 or more.
This guy's tweets should carry a warning label for asthmatics and people with no sense of humor. Don't know why he isn't, um, bigger. Patton's always going to bat for him, so maybe he catches a break.
For someone so concerned about the high probability of a person finding themselves in a situation where one would have to run for one's life, Mr. Kapatch has certainly chosen a strange profession, which requires him on a regular basis to stand, quite literally, up against a wall with no means of escape, with bright lights setting him apart from the crowd. Could it be that his concern about life-threatening situations is dishonest?
- Ed Illades, Vice President of the American Flip Flop Assn.
I have been searching for him forever! A buddy showed me a random bits of The Comedians Of Comedy and the bit came on...ungodly fucking historical!! He gets right into my funny bone and know exactly what makes me laugh...I mean I was like not really watching it til Blaine Capatch came on; showstopper, I agree, it is a shame there isn't more of him. Not even Comedy Central website has him listed...
hahaaaaaa! Hope to see more of him, Really funny
BikiniDeathSquad 1 month ago
The first time I saw Blaine was on Evening At The Improv sometime in the mid nineties. I still remember almost word for word his bit about the guy with the spider tattoo on his face. "I bet it looks pretty cool playing bass in the garage for a few weeks but I'd think at some point you'd want to I dunno get a job or have a conversation with somebody. I bet that guy shaves really hard in the morning." Hilarious. I wish there were more videos of him around.
JamesCurtisOKC 3 months ago
You know what kills me? I wear flip flops cause I'm poor, and giant feet are fucking expensive to cover.
Why is that, exactly? Why is it that a size 14 shoe, 15-25 dollars for shoes. But the minute I dared to mutate up to a US Men's 17 Wide, my shoes suddenly cost 40 or more.
That's food money. Fuck shoes.
LynnieMorivan 10 months ago
This guy's tweets should carry a warning label for asthmatics and people with no sense of humor. Don't know why he isn't, um, bigger. Patton's always going to bat for him, so maybe he catches a break.
zenprole 1 year ago
I didn't think his intro to one of the comedians of comedy shows was funny so I avoided him, I regret doing so, because this was pretty damn funny
DarkHumorist 1 year ago
I don't like anti-flop propaganda, but I do like hilarious comedians. I'm so confused right now.
marredsun 1 year ago
@marredsun Maybe because deep down you know flip-flops are truly terrible.
huzza 1 year ago
Blaine Capatch has always been a funny cat and a hell of a nice guy. Baltimore Comedy Factory Days will always rule.
MRAPLUS 1 year ago
For someone so concerned about the high probability of a person finding themselves in a situation where one would have to run for one's life, Mr. Kapatch has certainly chosen a strange profession, which requires him on a regular basis to stand, quite literally, up against a wall with no means of escape, with bright lights setting him apart from the crowd. Could it be that his concern about life-threatening situations is dishonest?
- Ed Illades, Vice President of the American Flip Flop Assn.
illades 1 year ago 4
Hilarious. Funny dude.
I went to Target today wearing flip flops. I'm seriously considering not wearing them anymore. At least not further than the mailbox.
HankTh3Dwarf 1 year ago 3
Seriously. Funny guy, I ended up finding him through a Patton Oswalt reference. I want to go see him someday.
Avarant 1 year ago 4
@Avarant yeah same
Shermanicus 9 months ago
I have been searching for him forever! A buddy showed me a random bits of The Comedians Of Comedy and the bit came on...ungodly fucking historical!! He gets right into my funny bone and know exactly what makes me laugh...I mean I was like not really watching it til Blaine Capatch came on; showstopper, I agree, it is a shame there isn't more of him. Not even Comedy Central website has him listed...
bakerfeild42o 2 years ago
Great comic. Shame he isn't better known.
SaoPauloOrBust 2 years ago 2