'You got a big one!'

[MrDrift9000]

news is taking a turn for sexual jokes and thats awsome

[MSRpredz]

@ITheNaTtYI Fuck up you American piece of shit

[Mirbeast]

I love these two!!

[MrRalfnader66]

Thats who no FCC gets you, lawl. great stuff.

[ITheNaTtYI]

This pretty much somes up Aussie morning shows.. Bunch of wankers

[MattGeeMut]

@ITheNaTtYI Fuck off you ugly troll

[hazoperational]

keep tapping 5 - Lisa's got her rape face on

[jacktystacey]

press 4 and then 8 it sounds like hes saying penis :D

[jacktystacey]

yeah thats it in a nut shall

[BrickWiz]

0:50 the guy says Fuck

[filopride619]

Press 9 sounds mad.

[1000frolly]

How did she know? It was a waist-up shot!

[Stryke2wice]

Press 5, 7, and 9 over and over again for an awesome experience!

[hockopper]

Thats what she said

[Whateverintheworld]

Wow...these Australians have dirty minds. I need to marry an Australian woman.

[TheBdog92]

0:57 ? Ahh ? LOL

[violentbeaver]

lol

[FOURTEEFIVE]

she is hot in this video

[iamsopoor9]

Would never happen in the uk

[xonktrof1]

HAHA THE GREN SHIRT GUY SAID FUCK 0:50

[TheSTELLANATION]

you dirty little fucks.. ;)

[Zodist]

Dirty cow.

[Chloemaastin]

keep pressing 5 "pedophile smile"..

[45ett]

shes cute

[LimpNLinden]

Keep pressing 1

[TheExpertanalysis]

Channel 9 is home of Rugby,Cricket and Karl Stefanovic.still Ch 7 tops the ratings thats weird.

[KochieButtersmack]

Everything is massive in Lisa's eyes compared to her bandana-wearing oaf of a husband.

He is hung like a cashew nut.

[ABostonElite]

@KochieButtersmack peter fitzsimons is the biggest dog cunt alive

[KochieButtersmack]

@ABostonElite The word!

[ABostonElite]

@KochieButtersmack what?

[ljd710]

6 - MASSIVE!

[ljd710]

HAHA press any number from 1-9 its funny

[BraveSpark]

lmao press 5 over and over just look at their faces.. haha

[ashfaqul11]

and there are bigger planes :)

[ashfaqul11]

i was thinking of planes :)

[MrMasterbates1993]

press 2 then 5 then 7 and 9

[SuperBenjimite]

Haha Carl at the end high pitch hmmmmm

[Superfuzzzay]

"... she says you've got a big one" smug as a motherfucker haha

[thompsonmatthew]

@ClubLifeMixHD darn html5 player

[55LanceBriggs]

Man i need to start watching this in the morning, it looks more entertaining than the other 99% of shit that they call television at the moment.

[11kungfu11]

AHH I love aussie news:) should see them talking about weapons beside the bed haha

[mk46HD]

press 2 then 5 bahaaahahha!

[Bubzymeforever]

Omg Lmao. Why Can't We Have This In The US

[auctomasprime]

FIRE THE ENTIRE CREW...REPORTERS PRODUCERS CAMERA FOLKS...EEEWWW..... AND WHEN THEY ARE DISMISSED THEY SHOULD SAY"I USED BE A REPORTER LIKE YOU UNTIL I GOT A BIG ONE TO THE KNEEE"

[LeroyRifkin]

Haha chicks are such sluts. lol

[yahmana]

I thought this was one of these videos about if size matter

[Jetball74]

Keep pushing STFU

[miyor123]

pause at 0:42 - 0:43. Carl's face: AWWW YEAAAA

[miyor123]

is something wrong with her mouth? it's like permanently sloped.

[laurensneakysmile]

@miyor123

Finally!! Someone else notices it too

thank you



[RaikenXion]

I luv the Aussie accent in a woman

[solhasse]

Press 5, 7 and 9 multiple times in different order

[myownruin187]

Mmm shes such a mild, delicious!

[Wowinfector]

@ClubLifeMixHD spam 0:50  laughs!

[Agramer11]

Keep being dumb :)

[TheCoDFXCoach]

keep pushing 6 and she keeps saying massive

[TheCoDFXCoach]

keep pushing 5, the ugliest faces ever!

[DylnB]

00:11

[mrpraz11]

cause sunrise is shit



[DaCostaPT]

“You got a big one too (…)plane…”

[thompsonmatthew]

this is why you're better than sunrise

[3996Cat]

Proud to be australian...

[minipels1]

Lol His face turns into a beetroot at 0:48

[KochieButtersmack]

A eunuch midget has a big one compared to her shit-stained bandana wearing oaf husband.

[lizzy17895]

Got a little Spring in the Step to Work Today <3

[MrEmJayVee]

Awkward moment at 0:59

[HeavyBassMusiic]

Keep tapping 7 :)

[apnisse]

@HeavyBassMusiic Creepy, sounds like an alien

[lloorriinngg]

@HeavyBassMusiic Omg I'm dying lol!!

[sushi81]

American don't get this kind of news, I'm saving up and moving to australia!

[bainesca]

The fat guy says fuck at the end

[juliantebay]

love karl and lisa... very funny... 

[B0mberb0y]

hahaha i love how they just go with it!

[danieltully1]

i love this show its the bomb shit, i watch it nearly every morning

[icemanlifechannel]

karl and lisa rocks..no brushing it under the carpet.."what was that""!!??! and yep..carries on ..wonderful stuff..could pay them enough..for doing this show it makes your day in the morning

[icemanlifechannel]

aaah how funny is this show..today show..should more of these stuff..it makes great tv viewing

[TheDirectorWong]

Is bigger, especially in the morning.

[GideonSawyer]

0:59

[kctwistie2]

ohh my .. i absolutely love karl and lisa!!! Glad i'm an aussie so i can watch it every morning! haha

[marthxZ]

Freaking LOVE this show. :D

[25lehs]

Where is this lol I love these people! "broo"

[Darcie23Louise]

@25lehs Australia ;D

[DominationVideos]

I love that they can even joke about it. No way would an American show joke about sexual innuendo.

[B1GDE1SEL49]

3 million points.... plane

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

0:13 oh sexual harassment. at least if a guy said that to a girl, especially if she had some big ass tits

[ozzthadancaa]

if that happened on a news channel in america, the news people would prob get fired lol

[kingdavid135]

gay cunt

[kristinasavic1]

i have clicked evey number repeatedly

1= constipated rat

2=really annoying sound and guys head goes up and dwon

3= light flash (viison)

4=mill half smile

5= both retrded facess

i cant be bothered with th rest but wow wat a fucked up vid

but love it cause it has akwardness involves check out my vids :)

[kristinasavic1]

@kristinasavic1

number 1 just cute but

[rosalielove11]

LMAO guys seriously, press 7 over and over again!

[JoshFazzz]

Dang these dudes are pervs lol

[LittleMiss1993xox]

how the ell did this guy win a logie haha :p

[MarkoRudan]

wow.. can i move to australia?

[ecconz]

@MarkoRudan Your channel say's you're from Australia. Are you trolling?

[1234Guitarman1234]

i love how she realized then randomly says "plane"! LOL

[bomerfan]

carl is actully the funniyst cunt

[btheking4]

what the hell is that at 0:59?

[mutchmadz54]

press 5 then 7 ;) hahahahaha

[SuperFunHappySlide23]

Hahaha, gotta love Carl, absolute legend. Makes you proud to be Australian! Got a great sense of humour. :)

[LyricsArFun]

Press 6 "Thats what she said"

[zzDzCzCzz]

I wish I got this morning show instead of Canada AM dear lord.

[toecutterful]

i love this country

[LyricsArFun]

I've gotta start watching this!

[ripper639]

Hold 5 for durp face!

[doshkicks]

press 9 for weird orgasm

[w0mblemania]

I wonder who writes their scripts?

[sumballaboi]

fuark lisa wilkinson ;)

[LazerAK47]

pressing 7 over and over is like a horror movie

[1234sliza]

5 7 9

[ksilversona9]

hahahahahhahahaah Im suprised that the show gets away with it so easily!! LOL and just laughs it off.... MUST Just be an Australian thing. Very easy going, fun and chilled, ITS A way of life :)

[danger2615]

@ksilversona9 And this is Sydney the least chilled state.

[dalesalsa]

Haha.. awesome.. Great stuff..

[Imsleazy666]

in the states news anchors would never get away with the kind of stuff these people pull.

[hcmate]

@Imsleazy666 yeah because we're more laidback

[ItsSoDomVoice]

i would pay to work in these studios

[kevjay777]

She adds to it with " . . . that's huge Kyle." haha she was having fun with innuendo that day. And that's not a phallus(ee).

I don't watch stupidvision but I might like to watch this show if I knew where to 'get it'.

[oObrodieOo]

why is this show so amazing!

[faith2392]

Lol love this show ! They have the best job in the world

[LeenaMusicDiva]

'thanks for the points' and then

'you got a big one' and

'3 million points a lot, huh?'

you're right it is a big one'

'he looks pretty pleased with himself'

OMG i thought this show was innocent with the lamest jokes...but NO!

[jmitterii2]

"Mommy, the tv people have their heads in the gutter. They're talking about this reporter dude having a big one." little girl whispers into mommy's ear, "I think they're talking about his pp."

[theidolwhorocks]

That's what she said!!!!!

[TiaMaryyTanginoaxD]

I FUCKING LOVE THR TODAY SHOW!!

[alexeh24]

Bring them to America!

[johnson1095]

@alexeh24

Yes, definitly!!!



[CaseyCrafter]

@alexeh24 No!

[TheNasanieru]

0:48 did he say fudge?



[wildgangstag]

LOL "good morning to you lisa how are you today..."

"REALLY......"

"i've always loved planes......"

[slfepnipl1]

That's why Karl and Lisa are the cutest morning Ozzie Talk Show Hosts Ever...that's why I wake up with them on Today, =D!

[suzukiholdenman]

pause at 0:43

[jordytrevisan]

hahahaha

[timtam20292]

keep up the great laughs guys1

[hootypatootie]

You got a big one, three million points!

[cristiancoppel]

I never get tired of watching this show!

[AwesomeNstuff]

I love how randoms out side of Australia are like "Wow your television morning show is so funny" in Australia you wake up see them and flick it over cause of how boring they are.

[KrizK7]

hmm not many uploads recently, keep it up for us outside of australia please!

[chadolien]

i love watching this MORNING SHOW.

[MrEDDFire]

@chadolien you lucky fucking Aussies, could your life be any better!?!!??!

[ThebanPhalanx]

@MrEDDFire

Your standards of life is based on a single joke in a Morning Show? .... ..... .....

[dantheman23312]

hahahah the look on that guys face when she said that was priceless. Instantly red.

[Lynnch1]

@dantheman23312 Not really.

[oiFeeeKz]

first oft!

[dantheman23312]

Hi