Youtube Poop: A Walrus Commits Mass Infanticide For Absolutely No Discernible Reason

[reaperman2010]

diabeetus

[belartful]

The walrus and the carpenter were walking to Sudan!

[SlymeGreen]

This is glorious.

[ryaku5]

What song was playing while he was playing his cane?

[molemanninethousand]

@ryaku5 "Eternity" from Blue Dragon.

[Blitsrainer]

Freaken awsome.

[Omnywrench]

A loaf of sealing wax is what we nazis need!

[WWEChampion16]

Maybe you could have added the Beatles song "I am the Walrus".

[molemanninethousand]

@WWEChampion16 Too obvious. The song itself was NAMED after this poem.

[evanmarogen]

I know this is overused but I think it would have been funnier if the walrus either said some turrets guy lines like "ill have a double bacon cheeseburger and don't load it up with a bunch of bull shit" or "bacon and eggs dear" "what" "oh for crying out loud bacon and eggs" when the carpenter was taking the order.

[ThePlaceCannel]

YOU FILTHY SWINE! IM GOING TO KEEL YOU!!!

[randomcicischik]

what happened to "I wondah wats for dinner?" at 5:09????

[molemanninethousand]

@randomcicischik Too obvious, I've used that in other videos already and I had a much more original source to use in that spot.

[randomcicischik]

@molemanninethousand good answer, and your vid is still awesome! ;)

[11Jackan]

3:57 was epic! I think weird al is funny and epic!

[1218dtnb1]

at 3:38 0f course

[1218dtnb1]

What Reference was that 'my little Shoezy Woozy thing from

[1218dtnb1]

Damn, Walrusguy love shoes so much

[Omnywrench]

What is he saying at 0:26?

[molemanninethousand]

@Omnywrench Diarrhea 

[CarlyAKACmara]

my fav part starts at 1:14 and ends at 1:20

[DisneyDarcy]

@CarlyAKACmara I started crying I laughed so hard.

[arthurvanfroh]

5:16 ...and a cup of coffee....

[Roboprez3]

4:00 LMAO walrus rocking out to blue dragon :D

[DangerBoy244]

Too much deaths for the carpenter!!

3 Deaths in just 10 minutes!! what a super world record!!!

[Iravetopendulum]

YOU LITTLE SWINE!! I WILL KILL YOU!!!

Oh shit! The PINGAS has come! :L

[BlkChameleon]

@Iravetopendulum It's "you "filthy" swine!"

[Brawler11710]

1:13 if you mind the butt secks! XD I subbing!

[Irrelevant402]

Moral of the story: don't piss off the Carpenter.

[brayden66666666]

3:63

[molemanninethousand]

@brayden66666666 You mean 6:36

[brayden66666666]

@molemanninethousand ya >_>

[brayden66666666]

the Carpenter is ren at 3:63

[halospartan129500]

4:39 - 4:43 where did you get that from

[molemanninethousand]

@halospartan129500 Crash Bandicoot Twinsanity. There's a level where a Walrus chef appears out of nowhere and tries to eat Crash.

[SophGhizz]

Looks like we may have a new WalrusGuy here!

Awesome job BTW

[Rubberman202]

Something I've been meaning to ask: where's that moon shaking his head from?

[molemanninethousand]

@Rubberman202 A Sesame Street game for the NES. A friend of mine used it multiple times and it was intended as a shout out to him.

[Rubberman202]

@molemanninethousand Ahh, okay. I think it's neat, and the tune that goes with it is rather catchy... I can't help but feel like I've seen it before, but on a Mac computer rather than an NES.

[m1dg3t200]

that didn't help at all!

[AnthonyEstephane]

that's a lot of shoes.

[mynameisnafan]

Too late, the carpenter reveals the error of his ways. Stricken with remorse and full of self-loathing, he turns his anger upon his only friend and lifelong companion. Herein we see the futility of trust when someone is given an opportunity to betray another.

[trainboy7]

to me, the walrus kinda dress up like sir topham hatt from thomas the tank engine

[PeachCreek2026]

y' know, this would be much funnier if you added sounds of people laughing to the funny parts of this ytp

[molemanninethousand]

@PeachCreek2026 Hmm... you know, that actually might be a good idea for a running gag!

[PeachCreek2026]

@molemanninethousand yeah, it'd be like a sitcom

[SmashLiXs]

i was hoping that recent movie that came out would be like the animated original. but it was still good

[yoshu2]

ok youtube poop aside, how the hell is that walrus smoking a cigar underwater?

[molemanninethousand]

@yoshu2 Out of all the things in this video, THAT stuck out to you as particularly odd?

[yoshu2]

@molemanninethousand hey what can i say? im picky on what i find odd lol.

[PeachCreek2026]

@yoshu2 It's a cartoon, man. anything's possible in cartoons

[pinocchiofan]

@yoshu2 Well, Wonderland is a nonsense world, remember? They have talking animals, flowers, cards, a never-ending race, and so on. Maybe his cigar was waterproof or something.

[alienguardian]

This is fantastic. Loved the "Suppertime" theme from Little Shop of Horrors at 5:01

[Rubberman202]

HOLY CRAP! You used the same "Shoes and shoes and sealing shoes" idea I had!

[PeachCreek2026]

this is funny yet disturbing......

[DrCockroachPhD]

"YOU FILTHY SVINE! I VILL KILL YOU!"

"Oohhh, Shit."

[LoggotyroX32]

1:39 "Hello kallay, No sex today!" xD

[MeerkatShakes]

6:26 - 7:01 is the best part!

[molemanninethousand]

@CheatsythePimp Wow, thanks a lot I guess. If you don't mind me brown-nosing you, would you care to watch some of my other poops if you haven't already???

[pikmintaro]

That was pretty funny, but unfortunately even with the volume up high it was pretty difficult to understand a lot of what they were saying, some subtitles would have helped there.

[zbradley1990]

2:36 How can we help?

[ToXiC94632]

i just realized john picked the wrong one

[dirtypottertube]

0:35 HOLY SHIT I GREW UP WITH THAT FUCKING SESAME STREET NES GAME

[Murdercide626]

Jeezuss F*ing CHRIST! XDDDD

I thought I was going to die!

Good job!

[molemanninethousand]

@Murdercide626 Why? Because it was so funny or because it was scary?

[Murdercide626]

@molemanninethousand Um... both?

No, seriously, I laughed so hard while watching this. I had a really hard time stifling myself so as not to appear like an utter lunatic! XD

[Ryoku75]

You have indded gotten better, my only problem is the CDI stuff thats in almost every youtube poop but thats just a personal thing.

[georgemiser]

''???:No. Not that feet. THAT feed!!!

Admiral Ackbar:It's a trap!

Walrus:Oh, yes! The time has come my little friends to commit mass infanticide!''

LOL! XD

[molemanninethousand]

@georgemiser Thank you, but PLEASE try not to quintuple post in the future. It ruins good comments like yours, and double posting is bad enough. ;]

[georgemiser]

@molemanninethousand I'm sorry, it kept saying that it couldn't the comment.

[kaboooom2000uk]

simply awsome in every way.

[TaylorwyattWhyboy]

Good Work

[Fuyosa]

Haha, too many shoes! XD

[shrikechan]

We`re fucking cabbages :D