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  • in yesterday's video, shay was talking about the ashtrays on planes too

  • Wahoo they visited Mall of America! Yayy for Minnesota!!

  • No eating at a restaurant!

  • No peeing while using the toilet

  • No walking on sidewalk.

  • so what was in the fridge

  • I'm going to the same place next week

  • shay u accomplished your goala u sat in first class thumbs up if u want shay to see this

  • No surfing without surf board

  • No trash in trash can.

  • 'no diving' next to a diving board.

  • No wrestling in the ring.

  • no eating in macdonalds XD

  • "No Loitering" next to a bench. :)

  • This was my first Shaytard video ever.

  • I kid you not, a life guard at my pool told me no splashing. He was serious! Also got him fired the next week :)

  • 196/968

    A sign just before a heavy traffic intersection that says, "High Collision Location" "Strictly Enforced"

  • Brail on drive thru atm

  • shay, this is why you waited so long for the bathrom

    someone was doing a shay and vlogging for so long in the toilet not realiseing there were people waiting :)

  • God.

    Makes sex amazing.

    Forbids it.

  • "Awwwh its Babytard and Mommytard! =3 ... Ouhhh Mommytard" *rubs*

  • no buying clothes at a clothing store

  • Lol why is there even an ashtray

  • Did anyone else want to see wat was actually in the fridge?

  • Dear, Everyone who says there from the future.

    Your not from future, Your from now, Shay is from the past.... AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NO'S THE TRUTH!!

    Sincerly, The Ghost of Shaytards Present. (aka PinkMadam143, Just Saying)

  • no diving sign when ur swimming teacher tells u to dive... has that happened before to the shaytards.... hmmmm.

  • no eating in a cafeteria!

  • Shay im from the future and in the future you will have a Rocktard and that will be Mommytard and Rocktard

  • actually you couldn't just open the door. for one, they're designed so the differential pressure outside the plane pushes it in, and the plane would suffer from explosive decompression, even if you could push with the thousands of pounds it would take to open the door mid- flight...

  • Not eating in a resteraunt :p

  • FTC: What was in the fridge?

  • not writing with a pen on a sheet

  • i didnt know you can bring skateboards on a plane

  • No flying at an airport no learning at school no walking on the path no eating at the lunch table

  • no alcohol at a bar?

  • no alchohol at a bar?

  • those skaters were hot xD

  • no workingout at the gym

    

  • no babytard laughs on shaycarl

  • everyone knows its physically impossible to open a plane door when its at that altitude and speed, right?

  • now thats rocktard and mommytard

  • yay u listen 2 dead presidents! to those who dnt know who im talkin bout its the band that sings the movin to the country gonna eat me a lot of peaches song...yah so bye

  • you fly first class a lot now :]

  • Scary to fly in those old planes that still have the ashtrays. I remember smoking on the planes. So old!

  • Keep pressing 1 haha :)

  • Didn't he get a free First-Class upgrade like 50 vlogs ago?

  • @LostInSpaceCity jesus.....this video's old....this was way before that

  • @razzamellon I can't keep them straight. LOL. The problem is that I watched a few more recent ones, got hooked, and started at the beginning. I'm up to 240... Shay is wasting my life away!... P.S. Thank you Shay!!!

  • one time i was in a plane and in side the bathroom it said you are on camera....yah i held it until i got there lol

  • love you guys

  • sadly you cant open the door as there is alot of pressure :) Or well, it's a good thing xD

  • My hand is a dolphin! 2:30

    (:

  • The no smoking sign is kind of like a bearded man telling you not to smile in a theme park ;)

  • No eating in a Food Court :)

  • A no smooooking sign on your cigarette break. Isnt it ironic?

    .....Dont you think?

  • oh and sorry to comment again but the ironic thing about this video is that shay ended up both vlogging while he was peeing cause he was all out of it and flying first class with his whole family. lol

  • this vlog made me smile because

    Shay has no idea that around this time the next year he would have a beautiful baby boy that he could think about whenever he saw a changing table.

  • Hahaha thats not BabyTard ;)

    its RockTard :D

  • shay, ur dream came true, u rode in the first class in today's new vlog with the entire family, congratulations!

  • a little like when i lost my phone, and i had to block it so no one could use it, so I went online but was only able to block it by calling :P

  • yes i always get random songs popping out of my head & this is the one----"I've got a lovely bunch of coconut du nu nu nu here they are all standing in a row bum bum bum BIG ones SMALL ones some as big as your head!"

    no computing on your computer, no running in a race wait it could be a fast walking race whatever you know what i mean

  • No sleeping next to a hooker. Wait... DANG IT!

  • Sometimes sitting in first class seams stupid. I was on a two hour flight once and there was a bunch of people in first class. And I was like really? You can't sit in an average seat for two hours, you have to spend a ridiculous amount of money to sit in a slightly nicer seat? It just made me think those people were stupid and not good with money. The regular seats were actually really comfortable and I could completely extend my legs.

  • haha i once saw a no stopping sign next to a stop sign :p good vid!!

  • the thumbnail made me think of the simpsons lol

  • Phil used to live in ATL? What?!?!?

  • No laughing while watching a Shaytards video

  • i live in atlanta

  • no laughing next to a shaytard video

  • No parking in a parking lot? No videos allowed on YouTube? No faces on Facebook? No pods in iPods? No eating at your Grammas? No shirts in Stiches? No Shay in The ShayTards? No beast in The Midnight Beast? No water allowed in bathtubs? No dogs in a dog park? The list goes on,,,,
  • wow 2 years ago how time flies :)

  • no dogs...at a dog park

  • this vlog was recorded on my birthday ;D

  • Shay! get out of the toilet!! I gotta pee!

  • No videos...

    ON SHAY'S CHANNEL.

  • no sweating...in a gym

  • I think that guy @ 2:13 was listening in and praying that you weren't going to open the door.

  • mmhhh sontard used to be a lot chubbier

  • aw you make boring plane rides fun!

  • no drinking in the bar

  • no pooping in a toilet

  • No porn..... on the internet

  • masturbating on a airplane

  • Ever drop by the Camareo outlet in So. Cal, there's a Wetzel Pretzel shop with a "No food or drink inside at all times" sticker on the outside on the window.

  • haha when you were talking about the changing table, I was so surprised when you said babytard instead of rocktard.

    then I realized he wasn't born yet. xD

  • Little known fact: The inside of sxephils place is......sxe

  • No laughing on a Shaytard vlog

  • @Corivatt impossible not to laugh!!!

  • that would be some hilarious vlogging if you had a parachute hidden in a backpack and just jumped out of the plane while you were vlogging

  • No reading in the library.

  • No watching Youtube videos on Youtube!

  • "no smiling on the teacups"

  • "No shopping" in a store.

  • i dont really see how that cigarette thing is weird,the sign says no ciggarettes so in case someone does try to be sneaky and go in the bathroom and light up they would see the sign than put out there ciggarette,makes sense to me:)anywayz, love you shaytards!!!!

  • the man behind you at 0:50 seconds is looking at you like your a retard hehe

  • Omfg I thought that on the picture for the vid that was just a dummy cause that kid does not look real

  • no laughing at a comedy show

  • He didnt' film himself touching the outside of the plane before he got on , :-/

  • This was the first ShayTard video I ever saw and I haven't missed a day since lol

  • no diving on a diving board?

  • So i'm gonna go pee, but not film that part... because it's small.... the pee. ok bye

  • No foods or drinks at a cafe.

    "Silence" sign at a party.

    'No touching' at a clothes shop (need to try on)

    on a newer vid shay has to go to plane toilet to look for a baby changing mat and there isn't one... wrong planes :p for rocktard

  • Don't scream at a scream contest

  • Do Not Eat or Drink in Jack in the Box

  • no petting the animals at the petting zoo

  • Haha I was crying before because of bullying and this made me laugh so f***ing much haha x thanks for cheering me up :)

  • @TheMegaPhoebe I find Shays videos have a tendancy to make you do that. :)

  • Once I made a picture in a store, and later when I looked back at the picture it had a 'no picture' sign on the background XD

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  • A prostitute holding a sign saying "no sex"

  • A "no penis" tattoo on a woman's lower back.....? Or....if you want to keep it G rated, I guess i could say something like.... No talking on a pay phone. No walking on an escalator. No sweating in a gym. No reading in a library. No Shaving on Shays face. No picture takings in a photo booth. No poo-ing in a bathroom. No drinking at a water fountain. ...i could go on forever. For-ev-er. For-ev-er. You know, like Squince in The Sandlot. ..Ya, you know what I'm talking about.
  • whats up with the plaster on princesstards forehead?

  • @TheLUSHaholic ....that was a band aid.

  • @mesuhlikemusic plaster is British for band aid, like our "chips" are your "fries" and your "chips" are our "crisps", so on and so forth

  • @doc1236 Oh i see. My bad. Good question though. I was also wondering why she had that on her forehead.

  • no playing basketball on a basketball court

  • No eating at a Buffet

  • It says no Smoking, thats why they have a ash tray so people who are smoking know not to smoke.. question answered Shay.

  • i saw a button on a cruiseboat and it said "Push to release".

  • No food or drink in a restaurant?

  • No parking in a parking lot? xD

  • No Sleepin in a bedroom

  • No being awesome, even though you're ShayCarl. :p

  • NO EATING AT MCDONALLDS!

  • no vlogging next to a flipcam :)

  • i wonder what people were thnking when he was in th bathroom soo long

  • No hurricanes at New Orleans? Come on you cant say "too soon"!

  • @ds12z to soon

  • no parking in the parking lots :>

  • 1:17 thats my friend :D and his brother

    omg omg lol wait til i tell him :D :D :D

    (the one whit the green shirt)

  • 1:24 Chinese guy WTF

  • 1:24 Chinese guy WTF 

  • @x13aimee haha ikr

  • :) Lindsey makes me laugh haha

  • its like no eating at a restraunt

  • wow i love how a year later u end up with rock tard

  • Vloggin' on a toilet... vloggin' on a toilet... now FLUSH!

  • @motorbreath1983 LMFAO!

  • no parking in a parking lot

  • do not park cars here!!!! lol

  • i just watched todays video and you, mommytard, and rocktard were at the same restaurant in the same airport. weird man

  • @demaskbeauty00 did the SAME thing with both video's lol

  • @demaskbeauty00 omg i was just thinking of that!

    wierd. were such twinzies

  • @TheMoodyTeen im glad you noticed that too. for a sec i thought i was watching the same video

  • no diving when they have a diving board right htere

  • hey shay,im thinking about buying a video camera so i can start my own vlogs.......and iv noticed tht the camera u use has great audio and video quality....just asking,wat kinda of video camera do u use?

  • @DaWeeMan96 he rocks a Flip Cam

  • HAHA. So this was on the sidebar for suggested videos of your newest vlog and I think I've watched the part where you go " Movin to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches" like 10 times lmao.

  • no having fun at six flags

  • dw Shay you got to ride in first class almost a year later ^_^

  • Just so you know, I watch your videos everyday, and it makes me smile. Thanks Shay!

  • PHILLY D!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • no parking in a parking garage

  • no eating at a restaurant

  • when your at a public pool and it says no diving and there's diving lesson going on right next to that sign.....i've seen that before :)

  • hahaah that guy at 6:51

  • no presents on christmas

    

  • ur skeet channel ?

    lol

  • no diving next to a diving bord XD

  • Is that the guy from liketotallyawesome??? 1:01

  • @sweeet2012 Yeah, its Phil ( sxephil ) hes awsome too!!

  • No tweeting on twitter

  • what happened to princesstards head?

  • no sleeping on bed

    no driving on road

    no reading in liabary

    no..

  • that ash tray was probably there for people to put out their smokes when they are getting on the plane.

  • a no diving sign next to a diving board

  • I think the smoking tray is an Oxymoron.

  • Read this I wil feel special  80

  • no eating at a resturant

    no singing in a choir

    no running on a track

  • No petting in the petting zoo

  • no sitting in a chair