adam sandler cheap halloween costumes

[jmn1228]

Lmao

[Squeejee09]

MFW I realized I just watched the same talentless hack tell the exact same unfunny joke over and over for 3 and a half minutes.

|:-/

[KidKandyful]

That was retarded

[mercturq]

What happened to Crazy Pickle for an Arm man?!

[PoetButAcriminal]

I have been hearing this my whole life from pretty much everyone I know! xD

[EAchankre]

Legendary

[guiantumaneng]

ALRIGHT ILL GIVE YOU CANDY SHEESH

[15GrlRockr]

i do believe i want some candy :D

[DarKnight1fanz]

Why is this so funny?!?!?! LOL

[DarKnight1fanz]

Why is this so funny?!?!?! LOL

[GossipGirlCutieXoXo]

"Did I mention I was crazy??" XD Haha

[MissBaybz]

Ah- Ahh- Ahh- CANDY!

[MissBaybz]

Only Adam could make this funny

[MrFlyingChickens]

Haha every voice was the same

[nathanbrauer]

...I've never downvoted a video before this...

[dixonmixin10]

When I have a kid I will literally pay him/her to go as crazy protractor beard just to see people's reaction!

[cootmaster]

im crazy eyeball man give me some candy

[muscleten]

newspaper man looks cool lol

[david0ortiz78]

how does this guy still have a job?

[Tazzer88]

I'm going as Crazy Guy Under the Desk this year.

[ScrapGoldBass]

@Tazzer88 Id love to see a picture of that! If you can make a video of your costume-ill definately approve it as a video respose to this vid

[Tazzer88]

@ScrapGoldBass I was joking.

[clayvision]

@ScrapGoldBass I'm going as crazy newspaper unicorn :D

[zeldalink1]

What is going through his head when he does such '' jokes''. Does he think he's funny or does he laugh that people are buying this shit? These aren't jokes, they're anti-jokes...IMO

[NFSGA]

@zeldalink1 Check out the votes, you are in the minority.

[zeldalink1]

@NFSGA Oh I'm sorry!! I must follow what the crowd likes...a little sheep....YEA NO THANKS....there are too many GOOD comedians out there that don't get the recognition they deserve. 

[SuperflyFTW]

im about to go as my own version of crazy news paper face for halloween. if you want to see a video of what it looks like tell me. or i might put up a vid anyway so if you want to see check out my channel.

[scientifico]

What kind of sneakers were those he held up?

[LivingwithRobots]

aha how old was he there

[desgento]

shit



[fedrik06]

Lol son of a censored

[kadavarlindemann]

this is not funny

[roxielaxtonlovesyou]

1:21 LOL EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT ME ,

[rfgorujgqporijq]

i cant hear anything!!!!!!!!!

[thursday98734]

39 people aren't as cool as crazy pickle mustache man

[Deerenolds]

Adam Sandler is the best! I love all the videos!! Another great channel for Adam Sandler videos is Snap Snap. They have a lot of funny interviews and behind the scenes footage of his movies.

[roxielaxtonlovesyou]

LOL. im craaazy protracter beard :P

[snapascrew]

"smiley boy" - the reason i don't like adam sandler. serisouly what the fuck?

[shiznak55]

wow, i cant believe this used to be funny.

[sykes13ify]

Why is this so fucking quiet?

[ASKHIMY2J]

Adam Sandler is not funny at all..

[Kuketscmk]

@ASKHIMY2J Well your parent's don't love you.

[ASKHIMY2J]

@Kuketscmk Actually they do.

[Kuketscmk]

@ASKHIMY2J Obviously they don't if you don't think Adam Sandler is funny.

[ASKHIMY2J]

@Kuketscmk No, they think he isn't funny either.

[kesharocks500]

Ah , Ah , Ah , CANDY !

[Arronniivila]

Life420love that nigger be trollin

[kcalbyrrah]

just cause you can't see me, don't mean i don't want candy!

[Wukeywukey]

Gimmie that candy! XD

[xxMrsGaebWayxx]

I fucking love him. If it weren't him doing this skit, it wouldn't be funny. Gah<3

[wtfbbqpwned69]

your text description is louder than your video

[saloongirlcostumes]

one cool guy

[life420love]

@chronovan420 so true, this skit sucks

[xhellonhighheels69x]

I almost spat soup on my computer at the protractor-for-a-beard guy

[dukeluke5]

I WANT THAT CANDY!

[wwwdotaeioudotcom]

I'm crazy man under a desk man now just bcos u can't c me don't mean u don't hav to giv me candy just leav it on the desk and did I mention I was crazy??????!!!!!!!!

[JanelleChalane]

gimme sum candayyyyy...

[chronovan420]

I think everyone likes Adam Sandler but this skit is just painfully unfunny...

Very hard to sit through.

[Baloonsnufsaid]

I'm starting to think that Adam just wants Candy.

[markhorneyuk]

The audio sucks, can't hear anything

[stargoboom1986]

NBC Universal removed the loud version of the video!!!!! D:

[123danigirl1]

i love adam sandler im going as news paper unicorn

[lfgubrs]

Hahah i looked all over for this! I lol so hard everytime i watch this xD Adam Sandler are comedy genius!

[godawgs305]

my favorite is smiley boy.

[lfgubrs]

@godawgs305 Im so gonna go as crazy newspaper face next halloween! xD

[Julez6245]

He looks like my dad

[LilReaper1010]

Bobby Bouche! TRICK OR TREATING IS FOR THE DEVIL!

[ScrapGoldBass]

@LilReaper1010 LOL! I LOVE "Waterboy"! I'd say its my favorite movie with Adam Sandler.

[nakakonfan1]

@ScrapGoldBass gardorade " h2o" gadorade "h2o" best fight ever

[YoAaron12]

@LilReaper1010 its free candy and everyone dresses dumb, how is that for the devil

[clamsmacker]

@YoAaron12 Your an embarrassment for man kind



[JJNess]

@clamsmacker You're. You are. You're. As in, no, damsmacker, YOU'RE an embarrassment for mankind.

[YoAaron12]

@clamsmacker screw you, you dont even know me go die in a hole

[10purpleprincess]

IMLike His Shirt lol

[ifihaveausernameits]

i like the one where he used a plant like "crazy plant arm" lol

[FinalFantasySax]

I had some laughs, but honestly I didn't think this was very good...

[ld6000]

When snl was funny!

[rarebanana]

You could go as a dumb and not funny SNL Adam Sandler impersonator

[rpc2005ca]

Sadly, some people today complain about how the Sandler years were the best of the SNL days? SNL has alway had a pretty wide demographic to accommodate, but do people really find this funny? Every season of SNL is hit-or-miss, in my opinion. We are all guilty of recalling our respective pasts as being more phenomenal than they really were. This was simply horrible. Let's not be nostalgic. This is bloody stupid!

[ld6000]

Lol I actually went as crazy newspaper face women this year!!! hahaha

[bobjrj101]

what year was thiss?

[jmanideth]

thanx for posting this worthless video i'm deaf i've been abused in the ear, oh wait the volume sucks!!

[WhatTheSonic]

Where's crazy pickle mustache guy? I love that one, "look at me, I have a pickle for a mustache," lol good times

[spice43]

This video has the lowest volume of any video on youtube. I can barely hear it with my speakers up.

[strawberry4shortcake]

when he was young damn !!!

[thejuice440]

23 people don't want some candy



[animal03181989]

lol he uses the same voice for every costume

[CITGProductions]

I was crazy newspaper face last year and I kept crashing into stuff, it was pretty tight.

[PsYcHoTiCsPoRk]

XD makes me laugh every time!

[jakexdk]

*facepalm*

[WytZox1]

Oh for those good old days when SNL was worth watching!

[EvilJared695]

crazy newspaper unicorn man.

[MORPHIOUS1011]

im going as either about to sneeze or newspaper face

[sonicfilms123]

Did I mention I was.... CRRRRAAAAZZZZYYYY???

[Nitrocircus27]

SMILEY BOY! :)

[PaulaAbdulJr]

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE THE WORD CRAZY IN IT?! xD lol

[yellingLoL]

My vision is impaired, but I can still see that you've got candy.

[JGpommer236]

I thank you for posting this, I laugh so hard everytime!

[EatingMyFoot]

Just cause you cant see me, don't mean i don't want candy.

[MitchRoxxYourSoxx]

dang kevin!!!! whatta forehead

[alexisnikitin]

I like Adam Sandler, but I didn't even smile once

[TheBassGotMySoul]

i dont know if this is just humor for simple americans but godd-damn how the hell is this guy funny??

[opiumpoppy]

this skit was always my favourite. It still is. I wish there was more of these clips on youtube.

Look, I got a beard made out of a damn protractor. I've got all night, I'm just a guy who's got a protractor for a beard.

Hahah

[Sevb30]

I love this, he did this bit another time, but there is no clips online of it, it had blender head, and tether ball head, wish I could find it too.

[uakronsuks]

This would have been funny when I was... 7.

Smiley face boy? About to sneeze man? It's just Adam Sandler saying "I want some candy" for 3 minutes.

[lovemelots104]

he looked really cute her <3

[MarkRiches]

not trying to troll or whatever but...i didn't even laugh at all :/

[OzFreak22]

I so want to go as newspaper face but I'm afraid people would have to lead me everywhere because I wouldn't be able to see....(and I don't mean going to peoples houses but rather to a party)...:D

[SeronemonionTV]

My vision is impaired, but I still see you have candy.

[SeronemonionTV]

15 People have faces made of newspaper and beards made of protractors.

[eamskull]

There's only 1 actor better then him... Robert Downey jr adam sandles a close second 4 me

[TheDoctor46vr]

LMFAO pure gold!!!! hahahaha

[smilesformiles121]

Hahahahahahahaha crazy newspaper unicorn LOL

[jancmg12]

haha i love adam sandler!

[blacksushi150]

Just cuz u can't c me don't mean I don't want no candy!!!

[dfwork61]

"i got a damn protractor for a beard!!!'

lmao

[cutiebabe627]

now gimme some candayyy

[JIVECorp1]

This is really funny. Adam Sandler is a comic genius. I love the Bad Boys of SNL, that is my favorite SNL dvd out there.

[katt800]

i wanted to go as crazy guy under the desk but i couldn't figure it out :D

[ScrapGoldBass]

@katt800 LOL! I bet you COULD pull it off-somehow! Maybe make a desk made out of cardboard.Most, I'm sure, will give you funny looks and you'd have to keep explaining your costume. :)

[TheDoctor46vr]

@katt800 yeah what he said out of cardboard, i once went to a dress up party dressed as a washing machine, made myself with my trusty cardboard box, it works! ;)

[trogdorrules]

@katt800 That desk would be heavy

[theromulanwarhawk]

@katt800 Get a small desk with wheels on it?

[phantompersian]

@katt800 You'd HAVE to totally memorize Adam's little speech for that!

DID I MENTION I WAS- CRAZY?

[shizzy16505]

i went as newspaper face last year

[ScrapGoldBass]

@shizzy16505 :) Did people like it?

[shizzy16505]

@ScrapGoldBass yes

[shizzy16505]

@ScrapGoldBass ya, our socail teacher showed us this so i decided to go as one, my friend went as "crazy protractor beard"

[shizzy16505]

@shizzy16505 yes

[keenterbounds]

@shizzy16505 hahahahhaa I went 2 years ago. My friends thought it was kind of funny. We went to some clubs and a group of girls asked me what I was and when I said "newspaper face" they walked away disgusted. Then I lost all the pages on the dance floor. And I made out with some random girl, so in the end, mixed results. Definitely a good last minute idea. I might go as him again tonight.

[weathered79]

does anyone know where to find the other one where he talked about being cuphead

[JapanAlex01]

goddamn he's so irritating... :/

[iddo12233]

Adam sandler most fucking best comidian in the WORLD!

[Metallicathrashsam]

@iddo12233 ure grammer is incorrect you cannot be the "most best" because "best" is already the hightest extreme so the correct usage is "Adam sandler IS the fucking best comidian in the WORLD!

[iddo12233]

@Metallicathrashsam Ill have this noted

[jamiecultclassic]

Lol my favorite is the newspaper face and the crazy man under the desk

[rossyboi20]

Everything is "Crazy (something) guy"

[wastemanagementsucks]

newspaper man holy fuck thats funny

[mellyks49]

my vision is impaired, but I can see you've got some caandaayy...

hahaha, and the newspaper said "Watch You're Back"

[TelephoneRock4ever]

I'm crazy man under the desk!! And just because you can't see me doesn't mean I don't want any candy. :-D

Did I mention I was CRAZY?! x-D That is my favorite part.

I'd like to see the one with crazy pickle mustache man.

[dfwork61]

now i wanna be about to sneeze man

[italiangirl9696]

my face aint normal! its a damn newspaper!

[ScrapGoldBass]

;) thats my favorite part!

[iganbarelytohg]

@ScrapGoldBass That really makes me want to go Trick or Treating with a cardboard shaped and colored desk. Set it up outside of peoples houses before you get someone to ring the doorbell. And go "I'm crazy under the desk man Just because you Can't see me don't mean I don't want some candy!"

[TEKnoir]

the original airing of this bit was funnier. This version is a re-recorded one, as in the original Adam sort of says the f'-word (accidentally)

[noyoublow]

he makes a excellent point in this sketch, you can be anything on halloween.

[ScrapGoldBass]

True! A friend dressed as a guy walking in the wind.Neck-tie blowing back(coathanger),inside-out umbrella,newspaper stuck to leg, hair blowing back (hairspray)

[sonicfilms123]

did i mention i was..... CRAZY?! OMFG LOLZ

[Fanik8]

"I'm Crazy Newspaper face and I want some candy!!!". That's what I'll be next halloween!!!

[iamfunny10211]

adam sandler just the best ever! Seen his new movie free at movie buster. org and its one of his top ones!

[taiyo888]

"Just 'cause you can't see me don't mean I don't want candy. Just leave the candy on the desk!"

[DrHogfan]

now gimme sum cannnnie ! great!

I gotta protractor for a face.

[TelephoneRock4ever]

@DrHogfan: Yeah, he's visually impaired, but he can see that you've got some candy! ;-)

[astrovince]

Wish I would've watched this before this past halloween...

[14cartwright]

that wasnt funny

[insiderjokevids]

if you dont like it, go to russia

[outlaw6066]

Did i mention i was, crazy?

[jocelyna38]

give me some candy smiling guy fuck that's funny

[ps3gonnaownwiiinsale]

lol funny when he acts as sneeze man and he goes ah ah ah candy

[Opalance]

meh, I just thought the newspaper face one was funny, the rest I'd be like "GTFO my house fool, you aint gettin no candy!"

[MythStrott]

WTF was he smoking?

[digitaldown]

don't ask silly questions. just give me some damn candy! i'm really hungry for some reason.

;)

[simpsonman956]

This sketch reminds me of how my little brother acts when he's hyped up on suger lol

[digitaldown]

i went as crazy beer bottle nose. look at me, i've got damn beer bottle for a nose. now give me some candy!

[Smokeresu]

dude you made my day there lol

[ExoneratedUndead]

happy post Halloween all

[jonblaze87]

ah perhaps you've heard of me.... lol

[xoVioleteyezxo]

lol, adam sandler was hot at that

age :P Funny stuff!

[CITGProductions]

We watched this in Social Studies on Wednesday, before Fall break.

[Narsing32]

So Hilarious. LOL....Adam is amazing.

[ALT980]

Crazy Newspaper Unicorn Man!