This is the kind of chick I am! I mean, if my guy has problems and wants to talk I'm all ears, but I'm not gonna pester him. And if he asked nicely I'd make hi a sammich and blow him while he's eating his sammich.
@TheDayWeAwake That's because normally, girls aren't funny. They can be entertaining, but it's quite common that audiences don't really laugh at girl comedy shows, they usually shout, scream, applaud, etc, but genuine laughter, not common. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against women, I've gotten a lot of shit before for saying this, but there's actually scientific studies on why women are generally not funny. Of course there're exceptions, but nature doesn't require women to be funny.
@1REVINT Yes, but as the numbers of morenon-alpha males increase (alpha b's or whatever they're called) also the increase in funnier women/women who are more in touch with the male pyche. ;)
Pretty fundamental misunderstanding of men. Good try though. I guess when you are as ugly as this chick you don't get much out of men. Just used for fucking. I know if I was with this bitch I wouldn't even attempt an intellectual conversation because the bitch would have nothing worthwhile to say.
I WISH this was true about all men. I fucking HATE my husband's emotional bullshit. Just find me a guy who knows how to appear emotionally detached, rolls over to sleep after sex and comes home late. PLEASE.
@ShayLee0501 wow... dont tell me you have a man that actually cares about you and is dedicated to you? Thats an attraction-killer if I ever heard one :)
@shinom0ri It is when he cares to the point that every time I try to see a friend I deal with 3 weeks of anguish bc "it's not u I don't trust honey, it's other men", even though I was out with female friends only. Or how he gives the Spanish inquisition to every male friend including guys I've known since primary school & now can't see any more. Or how he freaks out if I'm distracted & forget to answer "I love you too" each time he says it (about 30 times a day over the last 5 years).
@ShayLee0501 Auch... I never really understood jelousy to be honest, but that doesn't sound like a healthy situation. I asume you have tryed to talk to him about it, and he just ignores the problem alltogether. In that case you should probably go for a divorce, if its just making your life miserable. Life is too short as it is...
@ShayLee0501 You can blame feminism for the whole femenizing of men. I consider myself an emotional man, but fuck, never like a woman.There was a time when men and women were emotional in different ways. Now in days, it seems that men are seeking to hook women up by acting, talking and feeling like them. What ever happened to being different? Just take a look at any fucking talk show. A stay at home man is praised by women, a man that loves kids and hates combat sports, is a "true man".
@1REVINT Interesting point and a good one at that. I can't stand it when men pretend to be something they aren't to get laid. In the 'olden days' I believe men just used to pretend to be modelling scouts, movie producers or casting directors, even pilots to get laid. Now they tell you all this shit about how 'it's amazing that we just met and you really understand me, even though no one else does' and blah blah bullshit blah. It's creepy and I don't like it.
@8312356364 It makes me a lesbian because I don't like emotional bullshit? I spend a great deal of time with lesbians. My best friend is a lesbian as are many of my friends. I can you that lesbians are just as emotional as heterosexual women.
@moad Strange because I still get plenty of offers and I'm a very direct talker. I have said this sort of thing to males. Maybe it's a cultural thing but a lot of men seem to like it that I don't want to get into emotional crap over small things.
@ShayLee0501 REALLY WHO FUCKING SAYS THAT,you hate your husband because he's emotional? instead you want a guy who doesn't give a fuck what you're feeling!!!!!!!
Hahaha, I liked this one ;).. And people that say that this is sexist.. Yes it is! Of course it is but a lot of comedians thrive on stereotypes, sexism, racism and things like that because everyone can understand their jokes and can relate to what they are saying! So dont complain, dont think about it too much, she knows she's doing it but she just wants to make people laugh, and I think she's doing pretty good!
I love how she's lumping all men together. No, really.
I'm married and my husband isn't a sex-obsessed glutton like she's making all men out to be. I know this is a comedy act, but in all honesty, it's not funny. (And if anyone doesn't like what I said, deal with it and don't reply to me :P )
@KOSMOSandTELOS You're the one that insulted this comedian by saying it's not funny... xD and idk... i jus loled wen i saw wat you wrote in bracketz...az if everyone haz to just accept wat you said :)
Like I was the only person who said she wasn't funny? And I put that in parentheses because there's always that one person who can't handle someone having a different opinion than them and decides to attack the person who commented. And they're usually someone who can't present themselves well in an argument and gets personally offended. Hmm, now re-reading what I said, the parentheses part seems a lot bitchier than I intended.
Meh, oh well, it was 2 months ago. I don't care lol.
@KOSMOSandTELOS lol yea way bitchier xD but i find it funny how you say i attacked you're comment... sinse you attacked the comedian... the comedian whome had to have the confidence to get up on stage and put herself out there... az oposed to you... sitting behind a computer rading on someone that haz no meanz of defence or even knowledge of someone rading on her... and lol you're not the only one... so conformist...
@KOSMOSandTELOS "-and decides to attack the person who commented" ummm... sure you didn't O.o and lol nyo... you're conformist because you pose a question seeking out the fact that many other people feel the same way you do... instead of sticking with your own strict oppinion and not even resorting to meantioning or implying that other people feel the same -.-'
If I was eluding to the fact that you attacked my comment, I wouldn't deny it. I'm not about to try and get on your good side at this point, you already dislike me.
I'm sure even you can see that this is going nowhere, can't you? I couldn't care less what a random person whom I do not know thinks of me, and I've got better things to do than attempt to change your opinion of me. And I certainly hope you have better things to do than bother a complete stranger over the internet.
@KOSMOSandTELOS hahaaaaa nyo i dont... at 1:30am X_x i wish now that you had better thingz to do than ridicule someone that put herself out there for otherz enjoyment from the safety of your own computer screen...
....Truly, words cannot express how happy I am about the fact that I will never meet you in person if this is how you react to those with opinions that differ from yours. I stopped caring about this discussion after your first reply, so let's end this pointlessness.
Actually, I'm sure you will eventually. But let me leave off on this: I've seen multiple videos of her stand-up routine and a lot of them had me laughing quite a bit. This particular video, though, I did not find funny because I'm not a big fan of sexism. I was not ridiculing her, I was merely stating that I did not find these particular jokes funny. Big difference. I am aware that my first comment could have been worded differently, but oh well, I can't change it now. Goodbye.
@KOSMOSandTELOS Wait... she's making them out to be food obsessed just as much as sex obsessed. Don't you remember your grandmother telling you that a way to a man's heart is through his stomach (and maybe your mother told you it was a little south of that). She's just combining the two to be funny.
And I don't want to hear any sarcastic remarks like, "well if you men were doing a better job in bed, than we wouldn't need toys". Let's not go there because we can say, if women could perform like porn stars, we wouldn't need porno. It's a dead end argument. My point -- men and women are equally sexually deviant. Men have porno, women have toys. And last time I checked the obesity rate for women was higher. And last time I checked I know she's only joking but it wasn't funny.
Gee lady. Way to perpetuate the stereotype and worsen the communication barriers between men and women plagued by misunderstandings. There are so many creative ways to be funny, but it seems you chose the easy way out. Women are everything men are, in fact they are often better. But also worse. Don't pretend like women need sex and food any less. I would argue they need them more. For one thing, many women are fat. And the sex toy industry is a billion dollar industry -- mostly for women
lol dude that is so true. lol ok not complete cause sometimes guys need there girlfriend to seem like they care, but yeah those manly men like to stay strong for there women. hell i like that.
it wz a lil funny,but not really.... i dont think all guys r like dat. i hav guy friends, dat com 2 me bout deir problems, & i think dey could b a great bf and future husband 2 a lucky girl.. I'm not saying she isn't right cuz,she is, but it just doesnt apply 2 all men. All u hav 2 do is turn to God and he will provide you wit a man dat loves u & is not greedy, self-centered& sick. He knows what you want, & all you hav 2 do is ask. But remember, God loves us all, but he helps his children1st
I finally found a woman who completely understands me.....this is the happiest day of my life.......im sending this to all the goddang stupid feminists i know
This chick is dead on. Although not every guy is a hungry sex addict like someone said, we definitely want women to leave us the hell alone when we're in certain tough situations. It becomes nauseating when they ask questions and insist on helping when it just makes the situation worse. 5 stars on the vid...
@unionofonion lol look at you. browns don't get upset when lampanelli invokes niggers all the time. it's all about delivery, and this woman delivered it as well, that's why the MEN in the audience laughed as well. The men got it. i didn't get upset or lose a sleep with you calling me a bitch omg. lighten up you prude cunt. YES, you really are more of a cunt more than any girl would ever be. good gaaaaawd. please take that huge dick out your ass. loll
@unionofonion I hate how every comment is gender-based. In this video, sure, it makes more sense, but just generally people need to quit defining based on gender. Some people are funny, some are not. Some people act like she's describing, some don't. Maybe if we'd all broaden our definitions a little bit we'd see that what we expect isn't always what's true.
@unionofonion well, sexism is her thing. I've seen her being sexist towards women a lot. And yeah, I don't like it. Either way. I find her to be more sexist towards women. But that's my perspective.
@unionofonion it's actually funny.. Who cares if she's making jokes about the other sex? Girls makes tons of jokes about their own sex. Girl can be bitchy, confusing irritating, they'll whine for no reason, say the guy doesn't know what she wants even though its actually her who doesn't know. Each sex has the stereotypes, and people make jokes about them. GET OVER IT. IT'S COMEDY.
@unionofonion Maybe your position is true, but I have yet to see anything like it. Every once in a while I meet a warmongering, sex addicted female. But they are not "much worse" than any male of the same type. They are just about equal.
Same old, same old. Chris Rock says, "Three things a man wants -- feed him, fuck him, leave him alone." Monique Marvez says, " 1) He wants you in a good mood; 2) He wants you to be quiet; and 3) He wants you to lick him." What else is new?
TRUTH! The first part had truth, except she misspoke--men aren't simple, we're uncomplicated. There's a diff--if we were simple we wouldn't have invented, built, discovered, etc...everything women take for granted whilst having the luxury of bitching to end.
First woman ive ever seen that tells the complete truth ! All women should think like that !
chabi3000 1 month ago
Mmm, I don't find the humor.
CR34T1V31D34 2 months ago
This is the kind of chick I am! I mean, if my guy has problems and wants to talk I'm all ears, but I'm not gonna pester him. And if he asked nicely I'd make hi a sammich and blow him while he's eating his sammich.
roflkids101 2 months ago
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"MAN UP, YOU PUSSY!" xD
sueanna2 3 months ago
Last video i watched on chickcomedy because of the hotter comedians but this is funnier.
Aung1988 3 months ago
ha ha, the guys in the crowd loved her! ;)
AngstyLady 5 months ago
all i can say is too many punchlines were beeped out! i wanna know!!!
0deer7 7 months ago 6
she should be a counseler, not a comedian, everything she said was right on the money
jerlstif 7 months ago 11
I like this girl a lot.... i wonder if she can handle a full show
bballgolf72 8 months ago
coming from a man this is pure truth
Jackpot1990 8 months ago
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Everyone says things like " this actually made me laugh" or "I found this pretty funny" Like none of them clicked on this expecting to laugh.
TheDayWeAwake 8 months ago
Everone says things like " this actually made me laugh" or "I found this pretty funny" Like none of them clicked on this expecting to laugh.
TheDayWeAwake 8 months ago 7
@TheDayWeAwake I had to edit ☺
TheDayWeAwake 8 months ago
@TheDayWeAwake That's because normally, girls aren't funny. They can be entertaining, but it's quite common that audiences don't really laugh at girl comedy shows, they usually shout, scream, applaud, etc, but genuine laughter, not common. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against women, I've gotten a lot of shit before for saying this, but there's actually scientific studies on why women are generally not funny. Of course there're exceptions, but nature doesn't require women to be funny.
1REVINT 6 months ago
@1REVINT Yes, but as the numbers of morenon-alpha males increase (alpha b's or whatever they're called) also the increase in funnier women/women who are more in touch with the male pyche. ;)
AngstyLady 5 months ago
amen to her!
kaingates 8 months ago
further proof if proof be needed...women are soooooo much worse at comedy than men. I dont know why, but it's too obvious to deny.
Selinor578 9 months ago
@Selinor578 ....just because you have a dick doesnt make you funny....just funny looking....
yourdadsaninja 9 months ago
@Selinor578 fail troll is fail
SARGER5 9 months ago
she's officially awesome :D you women out there, I hope your taking notes
fglg 9 months ago
Pretty fundamental misunderstanding of men. Good try though. I guess when you are as ugly as this chick you don't get much out of men. Just used for fucking. I know if I was with this bitch I wouldn't even attempt an intellectual conversation because the bitch would have nothing worthwhile to say.
johngeetar 9 months ago
“MAN UP, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"
ThePurpleDragoness 9 months ago
holy shit....she gets it.
imashortdude 9 months ago 3
I WISH this was true about all men. I fucking HATE my husband's emotional bullshit. Just find me a guy who knows how to appear emotionally detached, rolls over to sleep after sex and comes home late. PLEASE.
ShayLee0501 10 months ago 25
@ShayLee0501 wow... dont tell me you have a man that actually cares about you and is dedicated to you? Thats an attraction-killer if I ever heard one :)
shinom0ri 9 months ago
@shinom0ri It is when he cares to the point that every time I try to see a friend I deal with 3 weeks of anguish bc "it's not u I don't trust honey, it's other men", even though I was out with female friends only. Or how he gives the Spanish inquisition to every male friend including guys I've known since primary school & now can't see any more. Or how he freaks out if I'm distracted & forget to answer "I love you too" each time he says it (about 30 times a day over the last 5 years).
ShayLee0501 9 months ago
@ShayLee0501 Auch... I never really understood jelousy to be honest, but that doesn't sound like a healthy situation. I asume you have tryed to talk to him about it, and he just ignores the problem alltogether. In that case you should probably go for a divorce, if its just making your life miserable. Life is too short as it is...
shinom0ri 9 months ago
@shinom0ri Yup
ShayLee0501 9 months ago
@ShayLee0501 wow that was blunt :O
shinom0ri 9 months ago
@ShayLee0501 You can blame feminism for the whole femenizing of men. I consider myself an emotional man, but fuck, never like a woman.There was a time when men and women were emotional in different ways. Now in days, it seems that men are seeking to hook women up by acting, talking and feeling like them. What ever happened to being different? Just take a look at any fucking talk show. A stay at home man is praised by women, a man that loves kids and hates combat sports, is a "true man".
1REVINT 9 months ago
@1REVINT Interesting point and a good one at that. I can't stand it when men pretend to be something they aren't to get laid. In the 'olden days' I believe men just used to pretend to be modelling scouts, movie producers or casting directors, even pilots to get laid. Now they tell you all this shit about how 'it's amazing that we just met and you really understand me, even though no one else does' and blah blah bullshit blah. It's creepy and I don't like it.
ShayLee0501 9 months ago
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@ShayLee0501 ,you might be a lesbian
8312356364 8 months ago
@8312356364 It makes me a lesbian because I don't like emotional bullshit? I spend a great deal of time with lesbians. My best friend is a lesbian as are many of my friends. I can you that lesbians are just as emotional as heterosexual women.
ShayLee0501 8 months ago
@ShayLee0501 If he bugs you so much leave him don't whine about him on feckin youtube what a bitch!
Ashantay 8 months ago
@ShayLee0501 was that a serious comment :P .. Isn't that how most couples get divorced?
Rosalila 8 months ago
@ShayLee0501 after a comment like that no man would want you !
moad 3 months ago
@moad Strange because I still get plenty of offers and I'm a very direct talker. I have said this sort of thing to males. Maybe it's a cultural thing but a lot of men seem to like it that I don't want to get into emotional crap over small things.
ShayLee0501 3 months ago
@ShayLee0501 you should become a lesbian.
DJTripleThreat78 2 months ago
@ShayLee0501 REALLY WHO FUCKING SAYS THAT,you hate your husband because he's emotional? instead you want a guy who doesn't give a fuck what you're feeling!!!!!!!
wolftothegrave 4 weeks ago 2
LOL If you press 2 over and over again it sounds like a dog barking!
TylerKylieLoves 10 months ago
i like her... 0_o
bradleycuddles 10 months ago
@Repete255
Whatever
2ndHeavensfall 11 months ago
Yo i feel insulted
Not every guy is like that
2ndHeavensfall 11 months ago 2
@2ndHeavensfall Man up ya pussy
Repete255 11 months ago 2
@2ndHeavensfall psh ok..lmao
MIXEDNA 10 months ago
keep it simple - you are right!
luvkcha09 11 months ago
Hahaha, I liked this one ;).. And people that say that this is sexist.. Yes it is! Of course it is but a lot of comedians thrive on stereotypes, sexism, racism and things like that because everyone can understand their jokes and can relate to what they are saying! So dont complain, dont think about it too much, she knows she's doing it but she just wants to make people laugh, and I think she's doing pretty good!
W3NDY23 11 months ago 2
Why does it matter if she's a woman
JayLovePlaysGuitar 1 year ago
I love how she's lumping all men together. No, really.
I'm married and my husband isn't a sex-obsessed glutton like she's making all men out to be. I know this is a comedy act, but in all honesty, it's not funny. (And if anyone doesn't like what I said, deal with it and don't reply to me :P )
KOSMOSandTELOS 1 year ago
@KOSMOSandTELOS shes just having fun
lol
=D
horselover40 11 months ago
@KOSMOSandTELOS Your man is not a real man... (if you dont like what i said, deal with it and don't reply to me) -_-
P3AC3OUT1995 11 months ago
@P3AC3OUT1995
Oh my.
A person I don't know insulted my husband.
Whatever shall I do?
lol, seriously, what were you attempting to accomplish there?
KOSMOSandTELOS 11 months ago
@KOSMOSandTELOS You're the one that insulted this comedian by saying it's not funny... xD and idk... i jus loled wen i saw wat you wrote in bracketz...az if everyone haz to just accept wat you said :)
P3AC3OUT1995 11 months ago
@P3AC3OUT1995
Like I was the only person who said she wasn't funny? And I put that in parentheses because there's always that one person who can't handle someone having a different opinion than them and decides to attack the person who commented. And they're usually someone who can't present themselves well in an argument and gets personally offended. Hmm, now re-reading what I said, the parentheses part seems a lot bitchier than I intended.
Meh, oh well, it was 2 months ago. I don't care lol.
KOSMOSandTELOS 11 months ago
@KOSMOSandTELOS lol yea way bitchier xD but i find it funny how you say i attacked you're comment... sinse you attacked the comedian... the comedian whome had to have the confidence to get up on stage and put herself out there... az oposed to you... sitting behind a computer rading on someone that haz no meanz of defence or even knowledge of someone rading on her... and lol you're not the only one... so conformist...
P3AC3OUT1995 11 months ago
@P3AC3OUT1995
Woah, I never said you attacked my comment. I was explaining why I put the parentheses.
And I'm a conformist for having an opinion that some people just happen to share? That makes no sense.
KOSMOSandTELOS 11 months ago
@KOSMOSandTELOS "-and decides to attack the person who commented" ummm... sure you didn't O.o and lol nyo... you're conformist because you pose a question seeking out the fact that many other people feel the same way you do... instead of sticking with your own strict oppinion and not even resorting to meantioning or implying that other people feel the same -.-'
P3AC3OUT1995 11 months ago
@P3AC3OUT1995
If I was eluding to the fact that you attacked my comment, I wouldn't deny it. I'm not about to try and get on your good side at this point, you already dislike me.
I'm sure even you can see that this is going nowhere, can't you? I couldn't care less what a random person whom I do not know thinks of me, and I've got better things to do than attempt to change your opinion of me. And I certainly hope you have better things to do than bother a complete stranger over the internet.
KOSMOSandTELOS 11 months ago
@KOSMOSandTELOS hahaaaaa nyo i dont... at 1:30am X_x i wish now that you had better thingz to do than ridicule someone that put herself out there for otherz enjoyment from the safety of your own computer screen...
P3AC3OUT1995 11 months ago
@P3AC3OUT1995
....Truly, words cannot express how happy I am about the fact that I will never meet you in person if this is how you react to those with opinions that differ from yours. I stopped caring about this discussion after your first reply, so let's end this pointlessness.
KOSMOSandTELOS 11 months ago
@KOSMOSandTELOS lol xD well im glad that i will never meet a person that findz it necessary to ridicule someone without their knowledge :)
P3AC3OUT1995 11 months ago
@P3AC3OUT1995
Actually, I'm sure you will eventually. But let me leave off on this: I've seen multiple videos of her stand-up routine and a lot of them had me laughing quite a bit. This particular video, though, I did not find funny because I'm not a big fan of sexism. I was not ridiculing her, I was merely stating that I did not find these particular jokes funny. Big difference. I am aware that my first comment could have been worded differently, but oh well, I can't change it now. Goodbye.
KOSMOSandTELOS 11 months ago
@KOSMOSandTELOS lol... so a person that cant take a joke... kay xD
P3AC3OUT1995 11 months ago
@KOSMOSandTELOS Wait... she's making them out to be food obsessed just as much as sex obsessed. Don't you remember your grandmother telling you that a way to a man's heart is through his stomach (and maybe your mother told you it was a little south of that). She's just combining the two to be funny.
ShayLee0501 9 months ago
@ShayLee0501
Keep in mind I said "sex-obsessed glutton"
I can't cook to save my life, my husband is the one who can cook lol.
KOSMOSandTELOS 9 months ago
@KOSMOSandTELOS LOLOL yeah. That's always cool :-)
ShayLee0501 9 months ago
@ShayLee0501
Yeah, I've actually burnt PASTA.......I didn't even know that was possible.
KOSMOSandTELOS 9 months ago
i bet she's single... XD
borami22 1 year ago
Yea that's true!
jhohananand 1 year ago
And I don't want to hear any sarcastic remarks like, "well if you men were doing a better job in bed, than we wouldn't need toys". Let's not go there because we can say, if women could perform like porn stars, we wouldn't need porno. It's a dead end argument. My point -- men and women are equally sexually deviant. Men have porno, women have toys. And last time I checked the obesity rate for women was higher. And last time I checked I know she's only joking but it wasn't funny.
77rxpharmacy 1 year ago
Gee lady. Way to perpetuate the stereotype and worsen the communication barriers between men and women plagued by misunderstandings. There are so many creative ways to be funny, but it seems you chose the easy way out. Women are everything men are, in fact they are often better. But also worse. Don't pretend like women need sex and food any less. I would argue they need them more. For one thing, many women are fat. And the sex toy industry is a billion dollar industry -- mostly for women
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Monicacresdew 1 year ago
lol dude that is so true. lol ok not complete cause sometimes guys need there girlfriend to seem like they care, but yeah those manly men like to stay strong for there women. hell i like that.
JazzRockablity 1 year ago
thank you lady for understanding.
fredfelosofar 1 year ago 2
Thats my kinda woman
fudgedogbannana 1 year ago
@fudgedogbannana if she was a hot blonde with the same brain she would be 100/100
beswick1111 1 year ago
i love it when she uses her hand to imitate a yakking woman
adiksadiatabs 1 year ago
LATINAS KNOW! LATINAS KNOW!!!! haha <3
livebreath 1 year ago
some guys are hot when they cry :)
heytherepumpkin 1 year ago
I´m still bored!!!
BigAndTall666 1 year ago
Hilariously true. I wish there were more female comic's for men.
Firesreign 1 year ago
not funny...
kappleviolet 1 year ago
rofl shes hilarious
Syaaj17 1 year ago
lol so true.. sorry but she just talked about how I am xD
SilentWalk18 1 year ago
I'm sitting here in front of my computer giving her applause lol i haven't even finished watching the video, this is good comedy
fufuhk 1 year ago
wow.............. dumb
vondawalkama7 1 year ago
I'd marry this woman and treat her like the queen she is.Finally, men decoded!
Sanchoblade83 1 year ago
Finally, a woman who understands a man!
lllBADMANlll 1 year ago 2
it wz a lil funny,but not really.... i dont think all guys r like dat. i hav guy friends, dat com 2 me bout deir problems, & i think dey could b a great bf and future husband 2 a lucky girl.. I'm not saying she isn't right cuz,she is, but it just doesnt apply 2 all men. All u hav 2 do is turn to God and he will provide you wit a man dat loves u & is not greedy, self-centered& sick. He knows what you want, & all you hav 2 do is ask. But remember, God loves us all, but he helps his children1st
gracie1h4 1 year ago
haha this is so truee
rahsek1 1 year ago
funny, thanks ChickComedy, Debi is very comic and smart!
Like it!!!
TheMsGracie 1 year ago
Soo funny
liliop900 1 year ago
It's funny, but I got to say that she is spot on about men. When things are rough, be supportive, but leave them alone!
ronpaul2008rocks 1 year ago
The average woman doesn't really have the empathy power to deal with the average man's emotions. Empathy is a male trait.
That's why when a man starts saying, "I'm worried about [whatever].", the woman basically does say "Man up."
TheGoalSetter 1 year ago
LOL I'll share this one with my wife!!!!!
barnejod 1 year ago
yes we are^^
AsirisTeketso 1 year ago
All i feel is hate and happiness its rediculas but i like it.
MrWesley3000 1 year ago
she's a cunt
kappleviolet 1 year ago
haha MAN UP U PUSSY!!
auag19 2 years ago
Yep, pretty simple. I love this woman :)
No woman wants to know about the inner crazy of a man! I mean cmon! :)
GOBRAGH2 2 years ago 2
rofl my husband watched this and now he uses it aginst me -.-
iwannabeclose89 2 years ago 5
LOL! Oh my gosh. Hilarious :)
daniellesguess 2 years ago
hahahaha i love her i totally agree lol
chels19942 2 years ago 2
I finally found a woman who completely understands me.....this is the happiest day of my life.......im sending this to all the goddang stupid feminists i know
bobjones3210 2 years ago
lsn carefuly women ... thats the TRUEEEEE right there ... thats how we work ... !!!
melhem999m 2 years ago 2
Finally! One of you got it!
chicitybboy 2 years ago 4
Some common sense expained
jjpeterson1 2 years ago 2
True dat'. lol. Men are simple. Feed them, fukk them and stroke their ego and they'll be happy campers.
mimicrush 2 years ago 27
MARRY ME! ;D
FlameBurger 2 years ago
artists arts for example have more than 2 gears. but its a great act...dont pussy fuck your man. WORD
888Kharami 2 years ago
LOL!!!!!!! Man wants only 2 things?! I think not hehe
Heartagramerz 2 years ago
I. Love. This. Woman.
BoeckmanOSU 2 years ago 2
Oh wow! She broke our code :) This is the way we function:)))) LOL!!!!
1drcool1 2 years ago
I'd marry her.....
XEA6L 2 years ago 2
She's got something here... Nice.
widim 2 years ago 5
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I find this, offensive
babitcprov 2 years ago
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You a woman?
LILLUKE119 2 years ago
i would marry this woman even tho she is fat idc i feel her xD
Max3dKo 2 years ago 5
my man aint like that lol
lulita1234 2 years ago
with you he is not like that.
datzfast 2 years ago
my man is just like she describes. it made me laugh till i cried.
medusaliveson 2 years ago
fuck that was good
mrrobotoarigato 2 years ago
i know... right?
lenobaleno 2 years ago
This chick is dead on. Although not every guy is a hungry sex addict like someone said, we definitely want women to leave us the hell alone when we're in certain tough situations. It becomes nauseating when they ask questions and insist on helping when it just makes the situation worse. 5 stars on the vid...
natureboy84 2 years ago 2
I also forgot to add that I'd marry this chick in a heartbeat. ;)
natureboy84 2 years ago
It's so fucking true what she says! She's good...I liked her!
cpadill5 2 years ago 5
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*Sigh* Why are people STILL going wild for these lame sexists "jokes" that pointlessly reinforce gender stereotypes... They are not fresh nor funny.
Luukuu 2 years ago
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This lady is a fat whore and a sexist.
She only knows about one side of men because all she cares about is getting dick in her rotting stretched out vagina.
unionofonion 2 years ago
oh good mother of God why do even bother watching videos that you have no humor to understand?
IT'S A BLOODY JOKE!
i laughed because it's funny. not because i think it's true. i don't.
MMAIGGI 2 years ago 5
It's comedy! _Get over it
Xocoheart 2 years ago
two things that's all. Amen
peruface 2 years ago
Way to make catch-all statements about an entire gender... I believe that is the definition of sexism.
PollyDick 2 years ago
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It actually is sexism.
Not every guy is a war mongering, food-in-his-mouth slandering, Sex addicted beast.
Women can often times be much, MUCH worse.
unionofonion 2 years ago 61
@unionofonion i agree that women can be sexist, but much worse? not been my experience in either volume or content.
jillskekkle 1 year ago
@unionofonion
well, sexism is hilarious. :P
Pandamethaddict 1 year ago
@unionofonion But Majority of guyz are.
quapo11111 1 year ago
@quapo11111 agreed. mostly all guys are like that
rahsek1 1 year ago
@quapo11111 What would you know, have you actually gone out and talked to thousends of males?
I didn't think so.
unionofonion 1 year ago
@unionofonion FYI I'm a dude. and i know for a fact thatz how me and all my friendz are.
quapo11111 1 year ago
@unionofonion It is stand up comedy jesus get over it
superc 1 year ago
@superc It's not funn.
They are stereotypes to reinforce a lack of humor.
Women don't find it funny when guys make sexist jokes about them.
and you wouldn't either you little hypocrite.
This fat piece of shit bitch is not fuckin' funny and it's the same bullshit humor people have been doing for years.
I wanted to laugh not sit here wondering why this cunt is trying to be funny by using stereotypes.
Browns get upset when it's about *niggers* too.
Don't try to justify your *bitch* humor.
unionofonion 1 year ago
@unionofonion lol look at you. browns don't get upset when lampanelli invokes niggers all the time. it's all about delivery, and this woman delivered it as well, that's why the MEN in the audience laughed as well. The men got it. i didn't get upset or lose a sleep with you calling me a bitch omg. lighten up you prude cunt. YES, you really are more of a cunt more than any girl would ever be. good gaaaaawd. please take that huge dick out your ass. loll
superc 1 year ago
@unionofonion i can tell you hate blacks because you used the word browns
yesiamagirl08 1 year ago
@unionofonion Browns? Lol!
BooDotBoo 1 year ago
@unionofonion I hate how every comment is gender-based. In this video, sure, it makes more sense, but just generally people need to quit defining based on gender. Some people are funny, some are not. Some people act like she's describing, some don't. Maybe if we'd all broaden our definitions a little bit we'd see that what we expect isn't always what's true.
metalman895 1 year ago
@unionofonion well, sexism is her thing. I've seen her being sexist towards women a lot. And yeah, I don't like it. Either way. I find her to be more sexist towards women. But that's my perspective.
laruefichtner 1 year ago
@unionofonion it's actually funny.. Who cares if she's making jokes about the other sex? Girls makes tons of jokes about their own sex. Girl can be bitchy, confusing irritating, they'll whine for no reason, say the guy doesn't know what she wants even though its actually her who doesn't know. Each sex has the stereotypes, and people make jokes about them. GET OVER IT. IT'S COMEDY.
sassikassirox 1 year ago 45
@sassikassirox I'm a girl and...
I agree with you.
scorpianofthesun 10 months ago
@unionofonion yeah but they're all taken
midgard83 1 year ago
@unionofonion SHUT UP YOU SOUND LIKE A PUSSY
newjerzy650 1 year ago
@unionofonion That was a fine description of what a man *should* be.
Aethren 1 year ago
@unionofonion Maybe your position is true, but I have yet to see anything like it. Every once in a while I meet a warmongering, sex addicted female. But they are not "much worse" than any male of the same type. They are just about equal.
thenebbishroute 11 months ago
Man up you pussy!!! ahahhaa
TheBrownbrother 2 years ago 3
Same old, same old. Chris Rock says, "Three things a man wants -- feed him, fuck him, leave him alone." Monique Marvez says, " 1) He wants you in a good mood; 2) He wants you to be quiet; and 3) He wants you to lick him." What else is new?
Damaris1110 2 years ago
wow yea... chris and monique are joke stealers
chelseascrazy 2 years ago
i love it!
DoggRazor 2 years ago 3
TRUTH! The first part had truth, except she misspoke--men aren't simple, we're uncomplicated. There's a diff--if we were simple we wouldn't have invented, built, discovered, etc...everything women take for granted whilst having the luxury of bitching to end.
tainoarawak 2 years ago
If only more women would stand up and tell it like it is, whether it be comedy or any other forum...dying breed.
tainoarawak 2 years ago 4
PS finally a funny female comedian! She should be blown up more but...
1. She Latina
2, She's telling it like it is and feminists no doubt complain
3. Y'all don't wanna hear it...
tainoarawak 2 years ago 72
@tainoarawak what this isnt funny at all watch anjelah Jonson way mor funny!!!! ☺☻ ♥
vondawalkama7 1 year ago
@tainoarawak she's insulting men and women silly.
KelseyHeat 1 year ago
ROFFLMFAO!!
bOoTtiFuLx3 2 years ago
LOL! She's right. :)
OneSearchingForTruth 2 years ago 3
Now that he's gone, you get it lol
Late (:-{
calshir 2 years ago
hahahaha
AmeriCat310 2 years ago
She is HILARIOUS!
xxtigerxxlillyxx 2 years ago 3
Lol damn straight. I don't want anybody fuckin with me when I'm down.
unsatisfied1990 2 years ago 4
she was not lame, she was telling the truth
TheFluffyFan53 2 years ago 8
she was so lame...
keandracarpenter 2 years ago
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guys only want from a woman only what she can offer. If you can't offer more than sex and food... then... THAT'S IT
radsimu 2 years ago