not every game needs to be A. realistic or B. in depth
can't wait to destroy some shit and watch some boobies!
BTW how cool is the Ego bar?
because Duke is so fucking awesome bullets can't do shit to him except for bruise his ego.
if your ego bar gets to Zero he says something like "fuck this i'm goin home" and you lose, to recharge it you have to look in mirrors to remind yourself how fucking awesome you are!
@saviordd1 Or simply just a fag who is to smug to realize the rest of the world doesn't care how mature he claims to be. But surely I jest, You have The Jersey Shore to fulfill your life.
@anonymouslol I'd rather be a smug guy who thinks he's mature (and doesn't watch shit TV btw) Then some guy who says the word fag like a homophobic machine gun and has the apparent mental capacity of a half dead gorilla
Because when properly combined sexism, tits, ass, and toilet humor sell video games. Because some people have not quite yet fallen in love with the stick up their ass.
Must die", and I am getting this game right when it hits the shelf and if they are all out of Copys at gamestop well then toobad they can suck my balls of steal
I don't want to attract the sort of vitriol I've seen others on the receiving end of but I have to agree that it doesn't (in its current state) look very good. I'm being positive and thinking it will make up for it in other ways, just hoping it isn't a bit of a Chinese Democracy
Didnt duke come out in like 1994 I remember because I was like 10 one of the first PC games I really really enjoyed over and over again. I loved making maps, and I loved deathmatch online.
I have been waiting since 2 months after the game came out in September 1994.
For crying out loud people! Stop hammering on this trailer.
I don't think any one of us has a right to complain about the game before it is even released. After you have played through you will have the right to give your opinion. Don't go complaining about something you haven't tested yet.
Oh, and there was a lot of similar humor in this trailer as was in the older games so I don't see what is wrong with this....
@HoldDaMayo Duke Nukem is a hero of the shooter genre, right next to Doomguy, and nobody can deny that.
We have waited 12 painful years for it. A lot of things has happened in this time-span, and we've all dragged ourselves through it, but now the time has finally come. And it is AWESOME.
For those who expect that this game will be the same as the Duke Nukem 3D,I pretty sure you'll be disappointed,that doesn't mean this won't be any good,but it won't be and can't be as good as the original.
My expectation is a funny,not at all serious FPS with cool quotes,which will be a lot of fun to play with : ).
1:48 DAT ASS
lordmasterization 1 month ago
song?
candlejack101 8 months ago in playlist Duke Nukem
@candlejack101 The Prodigy - Invaders Must die
RateMaster22 8 months ago
3 breasties :D
FormatxCwalk 8 months ago
chuck norris or duke? hmmmm :/ who would win -.-
kester96 8 months ago
@kester96 Duke. Hands down.
Burgerphile 8 months ago 4
I was considering buying it until I saw they had a scene with his dick.
Joostinonline 8 months ago
lol @ 'In stores May 3rd.' XD
jpheitman 8 months ago
1:30 same here duke same here
Jackthesheriff 8 months ago
One of the best games ever made by man!
ScruffyTheLovable 8 months ago
BUT AFTER TWELVE FUCKING YEARS IT SHOULD BE!
1xseyf 9 months ago
FUCK YEAH!
ptarien 9 months ago
IT SHOULD BE FUCKING GOOD OR ELSE IM GONNA PUT A CAP UP SOME ONES ASS!!!!!! 12 Fing YEARS for god sakes
Nicholasbj43 9 months ago
HAIL TO THE KING
meslegend 10 months ago
what duke plays xbox ?? come on duke lol :p
mattlaureys 10 months ago
balls of steel....12 years. Cant wait.
warfinge 10 months ago
thats the most reasons Ive ever seen for a game to be rated m
whitenj1 10 months ago 18
dukem nukem + cryengine 2 = lol
capatais777 10 months ago
HELL I'D STILL HIT IT!
every word duke says is just epic :D
mellun 10 months ago
Ahh my primary school days will be relived
ElNiinoV1 11 months ago
Duke Nukem movie please
sciomni2008 11 months ago
I hate this trailer. The whole time I was watching I was biting my finger. I bit it so damn hard I made a dent in it. :l
OoLeGiiTToO 11 months ago
after 13 years :>
trollu23 11 months ago
@trollu23 14, they announced it 1997 :3
sonickun95 11 months ago
@sonickun95
Yep,this game has been in development more than two years longer than Starcraft 2 was.
lividwanderer1942 11 months ago
I like how they spell out "fucking" but then bleep it out when Duke says it, and also find it necessary to blur the nudity.
SmileFromGlasgow 11 months ago
spoilers: Duke wins
Beecels 11 months ago
22 people are gay
andreacrobu2 11 months ago
lol 1.28 "Hell I would still hit it" XD
MonsterDany 11 months ago
@MonsterDany With a few thousand bullets.
44dman44 11 months ago
wtf..for them to push it back again to june 14th..
MIZZYMARC 11 months ago
why theres always the same fuc..king song !! invaders must die -.-
frestajler 11 months ago
violence and strong languague, but wheres the fucking sex?
altevoz 11 months ago
OMFG invaders must die *__*
masterT97007ghiotto 11 months ago
i want that controller
iCA7V7VO7V 11 months ago
not every game needs to be A. realistic or B. in depth
can't wait to destroy some shit and watch some boobies!
BTW how cool is the Ego bar?
because Duke is so fucking awesome bullets can't do shit to him except for bruise his ego.
if your ego bar gets to Zero he says something like "fuck this i'm goin home" and you lose, to recharge it you have to look in mirrors to remind yourself how fucking awesome you are!
Valor816 11 months ago 2
hail to the king baby
shreditman 11 months ago
FUCK YEAH!
SuperEd86 11 months ago
i heard is now JUNE!!!! 10-14 JUNE...somewhere on youtube is video...hope that is joke
TomSpace13 11 months ago
@TomSpace13 Sadly, it is true.
TheSaoul 11 months ago
@TomSpace13
Not a joke, ITS FUCKIN REAL!! GODDAM!! :()
lucky88shp 11 months ago
Do not want/care
saviordd1 11 months ago
@saviordd1 but you're probably some fag
anonymouslol 11 months ago
@anonymouslol Or a guy whos evolved past the need to have huge explosions and tits to keep him entertained
saviordd1 11 months ago
@saviordd1 or the guy who lost sence for humor and his job sucks, his sexy gf is now fat and pregnant and from all of this your Ego bar hits zero.
Antarktida1337 11 months ago 2
@Antarktida1337 im 16, so if half that shit was true id be truly fucked up.
But i'm sorry that i dont find a game running 100% on toilet humor and sex jokes to be amusing
saviordd1 11 months ago
@saviordd1 Or simply just a fag who is to smug to realize the rest of the world doesn't care how mature he claims to be. But surely I jest, You have The Jersey Shore to fulfill your life.
anonymouslol 11 months ago
@anonymouslol I'd rather be a smug guy who thinks he's mature (and doesn't watch shit TV btw) Then some guy who says the word fag like a homophobic machine gun and has the apparent mental capacity of a half dead gorilla
saviordd1 11 months ago
@saviordd1 give me a reason how explosions and tits are not entertaining.
HitMantis45 11 months ago 21
@HitMantis45
Tits: A great way to get people to hate video games more and if you have a girlfriend or if your desperate the INTERNET you dont need a game
Explosions: All games have explsions almost, your argument is invalid here
Now give me a reason why sexism, tits, ass, and toilet humor IS entertaining enough to base a full game on it
saviordd1 11 months ago
@saviordd1
Because when properly combined sexism, tits, ass, and toilet humor sell video games. Because some people have not quite yet fallen in love with the stick up their ass.
AUScorpion 11 months ago
@AUScorpion So does a good game that doesnt depend on really shitty humor
saviordd1 11 months ago
@saviordd1 The Duke has one thing to say to you, sir.
"BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS"
NineZeroWill 11 months ago
@NineZeroWill u mad bro?
saviordd1 11 months ago
@saviordd1 so almost all games have explosions? why is this? Cause they are awesome! point proven.
On to the tits! Who doesn't like tits? They make everything but a dude better. point proven.
toilet humor is funny. if someone rips a big fart and you don't chuckle, you need to pull the stick out of your ass and lighten up.
everything you mentioned was what made the original so great. If you didn't like it, why are you here?
HitMantis45 10 months ago
After another Post-poning .. . They better UNcensor it
Grantmeister32 11 months ago
I'd titty whomp on that 3-titted alien.
blackbear91 11 months ago
It's been postponed >_< Deja Vu? I'm sure I've heard that postponed somewhere before!
Night19mare 11 months ago
That song was made for this game...
willgameforgold 11 months ago
quality doesn't look the best but FUCK IT, BOOBS!!!!
camzorocks 11 months ago
The song is 'Invaders Must Die' by The Prodigy
colditz4141 11 months ago
Bout F***king time. I'm all out of bubble gum and its time to kick some ass ; )
deadmanwalking807 11 months ago
whats the name of the song??
MasterPug244 1 year ago
I don't care about the graphics or any other crap people say about this game. I'm getting it no matter what!
mystereojones 1 year ago
The music in the backround is "invaders
Must die", and I am getting this game right when it hits the shelf and if they are all out of Copys at gamestop well then toobad they can suck my balls of steal
101codyK 1 year ago
I NEED THIS SONG
GeorgeNippleton 1 year ago
Right in the Jewels!!! xD
EPIC!!!
TheSokratez 1 year ago
funniest trailer ever
anumperlumpa 1 year ago
Holy shit, that made me hard.
RockinParo 1 year ago
LMFAO "hes really out of gum"
coreyownz 1 year ago
Nobody steals our chicks ... and lives !
G0odf3lla 1 year ago
Whats the music in the trailer called
iamrocky4455 1 year ago
*holds breath* Amen
iPlaga 1 year ago
GUESS WHO IS BACK!! HELL YEA!! TIME TOO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM. I AM ALL OUT OF GUM AGAIN!!!!
blackjacklover70 1 year ago
TIME TOO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM. I AM ALL OUT OF GUM!!!!!!!
blackjacklover70 1 year ago
yeah yeah good question Duke why they took everytime the hot ones
shytamio 1 year ago
everyone just shut the fuck up, its Duke Nukem.
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Right in the jewels lulz
evil99019 1 year ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ! :D there better be a PC version because i must have thiss !! :D :D
heatstefan 1 year ago
@heatstefan Don't worry the PC copy is the definitive copy. the PS3 and 360 are ports.
NLavigne 1 year ago
YES YES YES!!
someonesayravedave 1 year ago
this trailer gave me a hard on !!! DUKE is back !!!!
Duffman89detmig 1 year ago
Always bet on Duke!
Mir4g3n 1 year ago
Looks like a fucking Halo expansion. What's the point? We need puzzles and hilarious accidental violence - not an interactive movie.
intrigid 1 year ago
What the hell is Duke doing on Gaystation?! lol
Bye, bye May.
c0rarc 1 year ago
@c0rarc "Only for Xfags"
Sum41BRZ 1 year ago
haters gonna play more farmville
alupihan 1 year ago 2
I imagine the Daily Mail are getting their outrage primed already
jonathanwalshuk 1 year ago
@jonathanwalshuk the daily mail is shit they can say what they want but they will never kill the king duke nukem 4ever
luigi19987 1 year ago
It's time to Kick-Ass and chew bubble gum and im all outta of gum...
SOLIDSNAKE400 1 year ago
This game can only lose. Nobody can satisfy the pent-up hopes of 13 years. It will fail, just like Diablo III.
uTonceig 1 year ago
@uTonceig
No. It's DUKE! It's impossible for Duke to fail. Duke always wins. Always.
Hail to the King baby. Duke Nukem For-fucking-ever!
RichardCamellion 1 year ago
@RichardCamellion poor lost Soul.
uTonceig 1 year ago
@uTonceig
Go suck a bucket of horsedicks and play some more of your Call of Duty or Halo, then.
tehcoolcan 1 year ago
ROFL! if you look at the xbox controller at the end closely, youll notice that the buttons spell D, U, K, E :DDD
mistertolerance 1 year ago 45
@mistertolerance i want that controller!!!!!
DjMattio 9 months ago
@mistertolerance after 12 fucking years it should be
alex70005 8 months ago
I BET MY FUCKING HOUSE ON DUKE
an1m4l 1 year ago 50
it does look shit!
Inwestory 1 year ago
Does that dragon thing @01:27 have boobs?
pegasusgiraffe 1 year ago
@pegasusgiraffe If you look closely it actually has 3 BWAHAHAHAH
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OfficialSongs92 1 year ago
what's the name of the song at 00:49?
10addy94 1 year ago
@10addy94 The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die
Yohgami 1 year ago
@10addy94 it's "Invaders Must Die" by The Prodigy on the whole trailer
KOHKYPEHT 1 year ago
866 people always bet on Duke.
Dasclsad 1 year ago
Жду с нетерпением
lomehuzza 1 year ago
Sandy Ravage is excited!
fghtillini6 1 year ago
YES. YES. YES GOOD GOD YES.
NeoTechUK 1 year ago
Right in the jewels
JosephStalin11 1 year ago
YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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goodness865 1 year ago
hail to the king baby? I hope there are some more bruce campbell in there
f1reater 1 year ago
Momentous. We fly once more.
MFEVANREENEN 1 year ago
Duke Nukem Forever!!!!!!
wertX1 1 year ago
Haha well at least it'll give you a few laughs.
Bobster930 1 year ago
i love it!) game for men :D
Rafizzz1990 1 year ago
i wonder which is better duke nukem vs bullet storm
01misheel 1 year ago
Lets just hope 2K Games wont fuck it up like they did Mafia 2 :\\
Delwindar 1 year ago
this shoudnt be on PS3 and shitbox 360
lol5ify 1 year ago
1:00 LoL
DanceOfRuin 1 year ago
what is it with all gaming trailers having Invaders Must Die?
it is an awesome song, but still.
T3hMarz 1 year ago
@T3hMarz well I think that for this game it`s perfect choice of song.
petofly 1 year ago
@petofly yeah, i agree with that, it suits.
T3hMarz 1 year ago
thumbs up if you'd still hit it.
TrueStreets 1 year ago
looks like shit.......... should be fcking ashamed.....
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P3PeCZ 1 year ago
Somebody, give him bubble-gum!
Prodigyyyyy - Invaders Must Dieee xD YEAH!
jeremie1st 1 year ago
I never understood the appeal of this game, especially considering it's been in dev for 12 years.
I now understand the appeal.
Badchoicesmade 1 year ago 2
Hellllllll ya !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
areg123456 1 year ago
Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?
thatdutchguy89 1 year ago
BALLZ TO YOU!
an3k 1 year ago 3
this is like the most mature game ever made.
loompf 1 year ago
:02 YEA RATED M FOR MATURE!!
thezepp925 1 year ago
It's about time...I've been out of gum for awhile now.
lattask8er 1 year ago 2
I don't want to attract the sort of vitriol I've seen others on the receiving end of but I have to agree that it doesn't (in its current state) look very good. I'm being positive and thinking it will make up for it in other ways, just hoping it isn't a bit of a Chinese Democracy
rossabroad 1 year ago
I want same controller that duke has :P
ammattilainen90 1 year ago
Invaders Must Die - The Prodigy
pmwblindy 1 year ago
I JUST CAME BUCKETS!
Faiz1990 1 year ago
REST IN PIECES!
MRN0MERCY 1 year ago
Am I missing something? 12 years?
Didnt duke come out in like 1994 I remember because I was like 10 one of the first PC games I really really enjoyed over and over again. I loved making maps, and I loved deathmatch online.
I have been waiting since 2 months after the game came out in September 1994.
Neog2 1 year ago
@Neog2 yea, but remember there were other expantions, and they are counting from the las game
theKnightsBlog 1 year ago
is there an uncensored version?
zimThuet 1 year ago
@zimThuet if god of war 3 can show some nice titties, I don't see why duke can't.
evil99019 1 year ago
Dude I am already there !!! Gunna be sweeeeet !
mdwtexas 1 year ago
For crying out loud people! Stop hammering on this trailer.
I don't think any one of us has a right to complain about the game before it is even released. After you have played through you will have the right to give your opinion. Don't go complaining about something you haven't tested yet.
Oh, and there was a lot of similar humor in this trailer as was in the older games so I don't see what is wrong with this....
Elmithian 1 year ago 35
@Elmithian
+1
Aitorciaco 1 year ago
what song is in 2:01 ?
tomeff2 1 year ago
@tomeff2 Invaders must die - The Prodigy
Aitorciaco 1 year ago
@Aitorciaco thx
tomeff2 1 year ago
1:15 Yeah.. for a few se.. YEARS! you got me worried there.
stuff4ever 1 year ago
even the esbr sign at the start owns all other games
Blood and Gore
Intense Violence
Strong Languafe
Mature Humor
Nudity
Strong Sexual Content
Use od Drugs and Alcohol
That's the DUKE like we remember him
MrGerken 1 year ago 58
The best game trailer ever! oh my god...
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Blood and Gore
Intense Violence
Strong Language
Mature Humor
Nudity
Strong Sexual Content
Use of Drugs and Alcohol
Duke is back!
tazzz001 1 year ago
May 3rd...any guesses what year are they talking about?
rixiik 1 year ago 5
more of the same FPS crap...
HoldDaMayo 1 year ago
@HoldDaMayo Fuck off... Duke Nukem isn't just any 'FPS'... He IS the king and always has been.
CoCoMaNRePs 1 year ago
@HoldDaMayo Duke Nukem is a hero of the shooter genre, right next to Doomguy, and nobody can deny that.
We have waited 12 painful years for it. A lot of things has happened in this time-span, and we've all dragged ourselves through it, but now the time has finally come. And it is AWESOME.
Don't you dare call Duke Nukem generic again.
pl0xman123 1 year ago
@HoldDaMayo Stow it cocksucker.
EvilGregProductions 1 year ago
11 mutated pigs doesn´t like return of The Duke
michalvoh 1 year ago
The return of the king!! Chuck norris should be shaking in his boots right now.Always bet on duke!!!!
GodfathaJT 1 year ago
So this game took 13 years to make? How is that possible? If it took that long, shouldnt we have seen some EXTREMLY SHOCKING graphics?
Well anyway, game looks pretty good.
Noobkilla99786 1 year ago
"What about the game Duke, was it any good? -- Yeah, but after 12 f***ing years it should be."
Genius :D
CloudElve 1 year ago
Nobody steals our chicks ... and lives !!
G0odf3lla 1 year ago 3
For those who expect that this game will be the same as the Duke Nukem 3D,I pretty sure you'll be disappointed,that doesn't mean this won't be any good,but it won't be and can't be as good as the original.
My expectation is a funny,not at all serious FPS with cool quotes,which will be a lot of fun to play with : ).
livingbox 1 year ago 4
Hal to the King
riffnark 1 year ago
I will believe it when I see it...
Arfaer 1 year ago
Let's Rock!
aakee87 1 year ago
In stores - May 3-rd? O no, it was joke... Need at least another 12 years to finish the game!
MrGunzoller 1 year ago
How i would use the toyota technology? Well i would use it to destroy all youtube and internet ads
blink180heights 1 year ago
I Told U Aliens... Dont Mess With Our Ladies !
DUKE NUKEM RULZ!
SHINLAZER 1 year ago
I'm afraid of being disappointed by this game... Duke Nukem is part of my childhood.
AmokBR 1 year ago 36
@AmokBR Harden your balls damnit!
MSK120 1 year ago