[YTP] Nicolas Cage is a Racist Woman Beater

[immuneDay]

why am i watchin thin 15'th time....

[SmashLiXs]

i prefer syrup over honey

[GeneralCane]

2:12

Billy Mays: IT DOESN'T MATTER.

[AnticsMasterSquirrel]

Be frightened! 0:48

[PortugalGP]

Nicolas Cage looks extra intense in german...

[TheBadBuffalo]

He burnt my shake!

HOW'D IT GET BURNED!!!!

I died laughing

[ZK2AC]

OMC.... "OH MY COD!"

[MrTornado503]

i am a police man, see my badge U BITCHES?!

[DueyCockins]

I was named after Nicholas Cage :D

[deadhawk1212]

@DueyCockins

Oh my god? Really?

Sweet! same here, he was BIG back some time ago. my parents loved him. XD

[DueyCockins]

@deadhawk1212 Same with my parents lol

[deadhawk1212]

@DueyCockins

Awesome!

[Cherio091]

Wow I heard the same lines that r from this movie hundreds of times

[PArtajaakko112]

Film is the Wickerman I believe.

[SGTATTWOOD123]

what film is this

[Predator65112]

there a little peice of red lint

[TheDrunkenSwede]

Did you get the blood effects from Sim Copter?

[Kokansea123]

i almost died of too much laughter

[TheIndiana212]

0:25 nicholas cage in kindergarten

[moneshmahtani]

what do people have against nc he isnt that bad i f you want bad search "singaporean actors" see their movies its shit.

[NotCliffyB]

@moneshmahtani He's not a bad actor, but he's put into so many shitty movies that no one takes him seriously anymore

[SWI0001]

BILLY MAYS HAHAHAHAHA

[ichikogawolfdemon]

KILLING ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN bike.

[hyattlover123]

Does this even match the title ?? xD

[Ulve124]

niger nigger nigger xD

[immuneDay]

lol

oh god = morgan

2:21

[wrapingpatato445]

I want some gode dame hony

[TheDankSelection]

2:21 best part haha



[HPlookalike94]

No! not the eyes! not the eyes! my bees!

[MCrewDude]

Goddamn honey? I wonder if Sully from "Uncharted" heard of that brand?

[petrietri]

@MCrewDude lol El Goddamn Dorado

[Deathofanenemy]

LMAO



[DhamersRUs]

1:22 in transcribed audio.

wut.

[kvkop]

I like the "god damn honey" at the end...oh, and of course the Billy Mays cameo!!!

[frega95]

watch 0:44 with transcribe audio

[tylord521]

@frega95 to my bed you DECKED OUT BITCHES

[DiegoAlanTorres]

HOLY FUCK WATCH 1:20 IN TRANSCRIBED AUDIO

[TheMugenSpectator]

Oh, and what language was Nicolas speaking in at 0:57?

[TheMugenSpectator]

56 people don't know how did their shakes get burned.

[ambientdarlings]

wicker man with nicolas cage is hilarious

[handofstand]

1:57 I rofl'ed.

[handofstand]

@handofstand transcribe audio at that part is just as funny, OMFG I cried laughing

[sebastian7656]

lol harder 1:15 wha coldent you put tha buny back in ths bux

[sebastian7656]

lol 0:10 a sed put tha bunne down

[TheBigBlueberry9876]

What's the name of all these movies he plays in in this poop? :O

[TheRealAsen]

@TheBigBlueberry9876 the wicker man and conair

[blackattack1840]

This changed my life

[xalener]

transcribed audio just translates the Halo theme to "decked out"

Awesome.

[dungeon426]

keep press 4 to watch nicolas cage beat a woman

[FreeFenrirWorks]

Bike... Cage stole my bike!!

[xURSCREWED299x]

@Stealthgamer1000 I think it is "The Wicker Man". It's a remake of a movie from the 70's.

[RedSoxForObama]

@xURSCREWED299x

A *shit* remake of an *awesome* movie from the 70s.

FTFY

[TheMattMondo]

I'm a Policeman, you seen my badge? YOU BITCHES!

[Owl064]

how did it get burned?

[anthony9483]

3000 liker

[paulslacknoise]

hahahaha nicolas cage

[xoxMiCKixoxo]

0:26 - 0:41. LOL XD

[Shipoopiism]

Because of this, I can't take Nicolas Cage seriously. I've even tried. But for every Cage movie I watch, this comes to mind, and I end up having to leave the room.

[iCarb0n]

@Shipoopiism I always think of him as the bear punching that lady, oh the horror.

[TheVindycator]

NOT THE EYES

[XDarkAllNightX]

1:29......Moon garage?

[Stealthgamer1000]

What is the name of tis movie??

[XDarkAllNightX]

See my badge >:D

YOU BITCHIES >:C

[InfernoJuggernaut]

transcribed audio at 1:58! :)

[brianmcwuffo]

Transcribed audio 0:47 - "decked out"...it perfectly describes the scene without anyone saying anything O_O

[Airstrike427]

I hate these jokes too, but he took a bee to the eye

[Politicalcoffee]

I swear john i want you to know usually i dont never himself john i want to know <- Transcribed

I swear to god ill shoot you<- really said i applaud Youtube

[Politicalcoffee]

i think 55 people got attacked by the EYES! you bitches!

[poopisonthenipple]

KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN bike.

[MrPeajayy]

im a police man you see my badge? YOU BITCHES

[MrPeajayy]

how'd it get burn how'd it get burn HOW'D IT GET BURND HOW'D IT GET BURN i said put the bunny back in the box

[randomboostsuperguy]

put on transcribe audio go to 0:56

knowledgable and intalligant articulate our ninety dollars

woah youtube way out man

[dovelapasta]

@LumaShineSprite shoosh *pap*

how do I liiiiive without you?!

[skate7264]

not my bees!!!

[msoza2]

Press 1 for Gun

Press 2 for B's and I's

Press 3 for Nick in a Bear Suit

Press 4 for LOLFIGHT

Press 5 for "Why couldn't put the body in the box?"

Press 6 for I's and B's

Press 7 for Old man...

Press 8 for LOLBIKE

Press 9 for Nick uncovered

Press 0 to start over

[MrJammer1000]

NOT THE BEES!!!

Metal Gear...

[Searcheur]

lol bikejack

[MrKarlozz]

When I heard the Billy Mays voice: "oh my god"

I just fucking died. It was too hard to resist

[ChillyTaise]

*a bear punches a woman in front of a little girl* Don't be frightened

[thefishyswa]

0:27 the B's are in my I's noooooo NOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE B'S!

[Binx4Eva1604]

KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN BUNNY!!!

[MrRandomguy521]

OH not THE EYES NOT THE EYES MY BEES MY BEES...when millions of bees mysteriously disapeared last year...WTF?

[bloodyday2222]

this has been posted a million times but, us captions when nic calls billy mays.

[Firetech73]

The b's are in my i's! genius, why didn't i think of that?

[arowerlikenoother]

HI BILLY MAYS HERE!

always cracks me up xD

[deadwar2012]

Goddamn honey..... worth the price of murder???

[Zboy0112]

That ytp was worth Chuck Noris' soul.

[hontonegorin]

OH MY COD. LOOOL.

[thekillabee58]

LMFAO, Watch in Transcribed Audio

[7credible]

@thekillabee58 "It looks like he was killed by a cold or something."

[zhokar]

@thekillabee58 "it looks like he was killed by a cold or something!"

[ribbit4naruto]

@thekillabee58 It looks like he was killed by a cold or something. That was the closest it ever go to the actual audio, lmfao

[Haggersword]

@thekillabee58 Thank You, You are a Saint.

[Exsoldja]

54 people didn't get back their GODDAMN bike

[deathtoall216]

Chuck Norris knows how it got burned.

[deathtoall216]

Chuck Norris knows how it got burned.

[SmashLiXs]

GODDAMN HONEY

[Minefrag]

I like god damn honey

[BadAcidVacation]

The Wicker Man is the movie since it looks like so many people are wondering. It's AWFUL. If you look up the best parts on youtube, that's really all there is. The 1970s original was okay.

[lnj456]

HOW'D IT GET BURNED!

[oOTheMastaOo240]

hehe cs188

[DRTLicker]

wait, what movie was this based on?

[mindharvester]

wich movie is this? with the beess

[fyrdog1000]

he burned my shake

[GrandGB]

What's that film called?

[MultiDamian1999]

I'm a police man see my badge..YOU BITHCHES

[Micael40616]

1:37 NOT THE BAAJS!!! (bajs=shit in swedish)=)

[6425gorda]

AWESOME POOP!

[MaKrOsPeCtRo]

oh my COD!

[MrFreeman223]

honestly , this isnt funny , watch something like michael rosen - increasing explicit level or harrybo's party

[Exsoldja]

54 people couldn't get back their GODDAMN bike

[solidsnake670]

1:03 lol

[Makoto7494]

Me: This room smells, I'll spray some air freshener.

Nicholas Cage: NO! NOT THE FEBREEZE! NOT THE FEBREEZE! AHHHHHH!

[wown00bify]

this is a meme.

[Ndawg987654321]

HOH MY COD

[christ7warrior3]

IIIII BBBBB IIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH­HHH

[punisher1045]

KIlling me won't bring back your BIKE!

[runescapemaster518]

Make more poops with the bees lol

[turtlliwdnifuoyehthr]

GOD DAMN HONEY

[KillySuit]

cs188 is better

[Shikamaru30004]

wow... Billy Mays is a dick

[MrHigoboy]

KILLING ME WON"T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN BUNNY!!!!!!

[DrudgeZ1995]

The I's are in my B's lol

[DrudgeZ1995]

Exactly.I love this ytp. Fuck deepseteyes.

[SageofCancer]

The wickerman was shit in the cinema. Stupid femme fatale bee hive colony with castrated male 'drones'

[skullkrushr93]

What movies are these pieces from?

Very funny btw

[lucasolynyk]

@skullkrushr93 The Wicker Man

[DeepSetEyesDance]

NOT FUNNY IN THE SLIGHTEST-BUT I NEVERTHELESS APPLAUD YOUR FUTILE ATTEMPT .

[PoisonRainVornado]

@DeepSetEyesDance Oh, come on! This is funnier than 95% of YTPs!

[LoganAZC]

@DeepSetEyesDance Capslock doesn't automatically make things valid or true. It's like cruise control, but you still need to steer...

[shrek740]

What is the "put the bunneh back in the box" from

[Phys1calk1ller18]

@shrek740 Con Air

[ageofvideo1997]

KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN bunny

[spinarakfan137]

The ponies brought me here :3

[YukiUzumaki78]

I seriously did NOT understand 0:26 until it was over, but when I got it I LOL'd. x3

[ChaseMe2TheSky]

Shhmooganashh, shhmooganashh!

[MaxiosMB]

Oh what is that ? What is that?

[TheKingdomofnaruto]

hello? hello? HEY IM BILLY MAYS!

[SvenDecarlo]

I'm a police man. See my badge? YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!

[kezerle91]

0:44 my favorite part! lol!

[SergioSource]

Directed by Michael Bay lmao

[olliepfc94]

killing me won't bring back your god damn bunny!!

[TheKingdomofnaruto]

killing me wont bring back you goddamnt honey!

but I know it will!

[joseakadaman]

presss 3 and 4

[AnnArborFamily]

2:24 to 2:35 best part

[fuzzycatfur2008]

1:13 HEAD SHOTS!!!!!

[TwilightTownHQ]

I'm a police man, see my badge? YOU BITCHES!!!!!!

[turtlliwdnifuoyehthr]

@TwilightTownHQ

like a baus

[vamper128]

@turtlliwdnifuoyehthr like a boss

[communistraptor]

eyes vs bees

who will win?.....

bees will

y?

because they can sting your eyes, than you will become blind

and eyes are very senetive

[Raw333renz]

ALL OVER MY BEES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TenorSaxDude09]

step away from the bike

*rides away on bike*

[EvnM357]

what movie is this from??

[AnnArborFamily]

@EvnM357 The Wicker Man 2006 Remake

[TheMohguy]

NOT THE PIES!!!!!!!!!

[leeham991]

No not the Bs! They're getting in my Is!

[dtexs04]

"KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!!!"

"But I know it will!"

*Montage* "AHH, AHH, AHH, AHH,!"

*Woman holds her goddamn honey*

xD!!!!!

[911WasFun]

i love you. i pissed myself. this is funny as fuck

[SakaniTheForsaken]

MOOGARASH!

[bunghole689]

LAWL! The eyes in the bees is the best. And also, is that Barry from Resident Evil i heard? R.E. FTW?

[sharke76]

It took me a while to figure out the b and i's

lulz :3

[SolidSpider195]

@sharke76 LOL xD really thats so funny man XD lolz

[iLoveLinkinParke15]

NIGGAH STOLE MAH BIKE!!!

[lemontreemovies]

wut movie is this

[gottawatchemall]

@lemontreemovies The wicker man

[super6plx]

hahaha at the end "Oh but I know it will!"

and she's just holding her 'god damn honey' in her hands

hahahahahaha oh boy YTPs are the fucking best thing in the world sometimes

[DuoTpia4]

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