Drugs Are Like That (1979) Part 1

[tusia750]

i was walking home tinight t was already dark and i smelled something nice .it was amazing . Then i looked and i found some guys smoking drugs and i was like 'dude they smell nice but no am not becoming a junkie am only 13'

[413MB]

Dat was clearly.a new borns cry lol not that babyz cry

[votepuke]

drugs are like your toyyyyys

[TheRealMGN001]

Getting dizzy, just like those damn drugs.

[littlequeen64]

I still own a huge tube of these Legos......could probably put them on e-bay......?

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

DRUGS AND CEREAL TO START YOUR DAY!

[talkindurinthemovie]

Good point gentlemen babies ARE dumb

[TheDoors78521]

That was a pretty intense moment with that baseball player falling!! Drugs are like that..

[ThePolleyPocket]

Yes, I DO suck on heroin syringes to take my mind off of my troubles.

You've got me pegged, Ms. Baker.

Woe is me and my fellow, baby-minded chemical travellers.

When will we ever leave our cribs and shed our diapers?

[hawaiiguykailua]

Anita Baker, (the narrator) was one of the worst humans ever created. Her campaigns against drugs and all things not "white, anally pure, vaginally restrictive and christian ruined America. So glad she is gone, although I hope everything she campaigned against, aside from intoxicated driving (not sure she did that though) is happening to her in the darkest depths of heaven.

[GWAR107]

@hawaiiguykailua

You mean Anita Jane Bryant.

[BakuretsuKoinu]

This supports my theory that getting dizzy is the original gate way drug. Either that or sugar.

[mbrinton]

I take drugs and I never have to get people to repeat themselves when they say simple and only slightly vague things. Maybe if these kids took drugs their every second sentence wouldn't be "what?"

[TheMismess]

....habits are like drugs.....now i will feel like i am doing drugs when i chew on my pencil...

[RedbeardNC]

OMG this was a trippy movie when I was a kid. It kind of reminds me of something John Waters would have written.

[RedbeardNC]

OMG this was a trippy movie when I was a kid.

[HippieMama2000]

So keep a pacifier and/or drugs with you at all times, and don't play baseball when dizzy. Check.

But are you sure about the year? It looks closer to 1969 than 1979. Unless South Florida was a decade behind the rest of the country. I wouldn't discount that possibility.

[grayae519]

Wow those kids were the shit at legos

[mbrinton]

@grayae519 Are you kidding? At half that age I was twice as epic with my Lego building.

[78yelgnal]

i wonder what that baby is up to now

[themantis98]

This is your brain

This is your brain on legos

[jasperisneat]

are those offbrand legos?

[lunacomputacion]

The images are shocking. timothy leary on a bad trip. Not to talk about the opening song

[lunacomputacion]

The images are shocking. timothy leary on a bad trip

[Televator132]

what kind of troubles does a baby have that he has to resort to such low standards as sucking on a pacifier?

[sandrilene23]

So...drugs are kinda fun! Well, you learn something new every day.

[jerico641]

I saw this thing in 6th grade in 1976; I thought the kids in it were stoned, asd we were gonna find out at the end...

[HugoTheMonkey]

Hi... I have an addiction. It started out when I was this thing called a baby. I started with pacifiers, and as I got older I moved onto skipping over cracks. Despite my severe skipping disorder (SSD) I got a job at a major law firm. On a skip home, I accidentally got in a major accident when I hit my windpipe on a plank a man was carrying. In the hospital, I was introduced to morphine and now I can't stop finding ways to get the stuff... If only I had never done pacifiers.... If only....

[lunacomputacion]

@HugoTheMonkey Join the SSD Anonymous!! Follow the 12 steps to Heaven!! PS_Have you ever indulged in Legos?

[HugoTheMonkey]

Okay, she doesn't explain why the baby has a diaper because it's assumed that we'd know that. But she feels it's necessary to say "This is a baby." as if we wouldn't fucking know?!?! "Well gee I know why them things wear diapers but shucks, if I know what in heck them things are!

[loudyetlovely]

what kind of old guy hops around the sidewalk like that. and i like how they think that free samples are an ultimate incentive to not to drugs. And no one gets that disoriented from spinning on a swing. these people are a bunch of buzz kills, ill jump over cracks and spin on swings as much as i want bitch. lol

[alloriginal]

So habits are bad in general? Does that mean that if I make a habit of making my bed, making sure my house is clean, and making sure I'm a good driver are all bad for me?

[simplemagickids]

what retards live in that universe!

[neonlightningflash]

the effects of spinning on a swing woulkd never last that long lmaooo

[nermasumar57]

This is strange

[naughtypagan72]

One of my favorite RiffTrax shorts XD

[tristynjoy]

where are all the drugs?

[TheSugarRay]

Baby has roid rage.

[jumbosam]

some of the stuff that came out in the 60's + 70's on drug information is to brilliant to ignor...

[Fartdemon]

..why.. Im high right now! and this is hilarous!!!

[flapjackrabbit]

Taking Anita Bryant seriously......drugs are like that.

[slpenwell01]

so he's a step on a crackhead?

[ilikethecoke]

"Is it some kind of a machine?" "What?"

Your toenail. YOUR LEGO THING, YOU IMBECILE!

[rastafarianman413233]

this is wierd shit

[littlemexicantheif]

puase at 6:23 with auto sub funny as hell



[littlemexicantheif]

put transcipt on it makes it funny as herll

[tenryuu]

Seriously, at 2:52, the way it cries is evidence that that baby is not human.

[redbook233]

if you keep bouncing that ball in the house im gonna tell... LOL

[PyroMighty]

so funny



[nightskull23]

lego's are like crack to 10 year olds

[tall32guy]

This is almost kind of like something you'd see on a kid's program from the 70's like Sesame Street or something. LOL

[rebelrocker383]

i wanna play with legos now

[JoshuaTaylor]

Ironic that an anti-drug film would be made by people on drugs. Ahh, the 70's...

[squirttilithurts]

I need to be on drugs to watch this boring video

[DStalnaker13]

Drugs are like World Of Warcraft, tuna casserole, recliners, asian porn and Borderlands.

[notazinman]

the baby is scared so he sucks on this "thing" to takes his mind off his troubles?!

[tenryuu]

@notazinman Yeah, I know.

Would've made more sense if the baby was a girl.

[Psychchick1]

Oh no, they moved the pacifier. Somebody call 911. Seriously, Dankore, lighten up.

[Dankore]

I can't believe they move the pacifier on the poor baby. It's bad enough to make the baby shriek to emphasize some poorly conceived analogy for their message. I'm only 5 minutes into this crap and I'm already disgusted.

[japxican91]

Drug addicts are like babies! It all makes sense now! Babies are addicted to their pacifiers, so we should teach them to work and take care of themselves so that adults and parents won't have to be so burdened by their existence. I should kick my nephew's ass for shitting in his diaper.

[The777butterflies]

Does anyone know or remember the "filmstrips" that were shown in the late 70s and early 80s called "Joe's Stomach". There were a ton of them made (or at least it seemed like it.) I can only remember even as a kid thinking "Wow, these are weird." It would start off with a picture of an organ and it was always Joe's. Do they exist on youtube anywhere? I am just craving one after seeing this.

[staviwavi222]

4:50 ish That makes no sense....

[The777butterflies]

@staviwavi222 LOL, the whole film makes no sense. :)

[No1chestnut]

btw: this would have made a great MST3K short! :p

[The777butterflies]

@No1chestnut I thought that very exact same thing. I do not know how this one slipped past them. Perhaps a youtuber can spoof one up for us. :)

[No1chestnut]

@The777butterflies i've been trying to comment on your page,(youtube is stifling anyone who can actually type a paragraph in the comments page here) but it keeps saying "This channel is unavailable". Just thought i might be able to discribe my version of Joe's Stomach,and see if there's a comparison for you. as well as the D.A.R.E cartoon.

[RightNow14]

@No1chestnut  Rifftrax did it!!!

[No1chestnut]

@RightNow14 yhea i found out about Rifftraxs,and who runs it about 5 days later. i think its great they found a lope hole in the system to riff modern day movies,without copyright infrengment. had to buy the Rifftrax to this the second i knew. it was great!!!

[DStalnaker13]

@No1chestnut Have you seen the Rifftrax? It's done my the Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett just without the puppets. There are some videos of different Rifftrax shorts on YouTube and this one is in one of those vids, but i can't remember which one. I think it might be #6 just search for Rifftrax shorts

[No1chestnut]

does anyone remmember a d.a.r.e cartoon called "The Land of Decisions and Choices?" it was about these kids going to school,untill the d.a.r.e officer's dog comes out,and takes there d.a.r.e worksheets. so they follow the dog to a creepy woods area.then they show these two guys in a van,saying "look,new customers,they must be 10,or 11".then they put costumes on.one's a rabbit,the other is a bee,and they try to push drugs on the kids. does anyone have it so they can upload it?

[quantumflux432]

@No1chestnut I remember this cartoon, but for some reason I can't find it anywhere.

[rosepetal34]

oh and can i just say anita bryant - total bitch

[The777butterflies]

This actually scared me about life more than drugs. This has got to be one of the most entertaining bazaar retro film I have ever seen. Scared me. Truly scared me. Of life. LOL.

[Pixelbuddy]

Nutshot @ 7:31! lol

[Pixelbuddy]

These kids piss me off. lol

[tenryuu]

Is it me, or does the baby cry sound like the cry of a demonic bird?

[Equilibrium2037]

Original music by Charles Manson, One of my favorite quotes.

[JediBillman]

"This is a baby..."

What the hell? Is this an instruction manual for martians?

[heine71]

I tought it was about dogs!

[tenfed1861]

I say this short would be great to watch while smoking weed.

[DarkMario2]

"Put drugs in cereal to start your day!"

[lemonesque]

"drugs are like your toys, they're like your toys, like your toys, drugs are like your toys..."

[DStalnaker13]

@lemonesque "What can you teach kids who keep a box of drugs around?"

"How to hide them better?"

[lonelysith66]

@DarkMario2 That's good multitasking!

LOL XD

[MolkoxLewd]

magik drugs fallin from the skyyyy!

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

When it's snowing, giant, frozen snowflakes can rain down from the heavens and kill you. Drugs are like that.

[Equilibrium2037]

Drugs are also like babies, Night of the Long Knives, bees, abstract art, and the Communist Manifesto.

[JediBillman]

Drugs are also like Christmas Light, the Bee Gees, Michael Crichton novels, the Bering Sea, hair ties, and Fergie.

[Smeogul]

The Partnership for a Pacifier-free America says keep your kids off fake nipples.

[TheManololadynyc]

this is kinda funny... jeez, thank godness we've come a long way!!

[YouSuckNoJutsu]

Drugs are like your toooyyyysssss, your tooyyyyyssss, they're like your tooooys.....

[blueeyedstarfish]

This was made in 1979!!

Compared to them I was COOL!!

[The777butterflies]

@blueeyedstarfish best reply EVER.

[joster285]

*footage of a baby*"This is a baby."

The hell? Is this an instructional manual for Martians?

[loudyetlovely]

@joster285 but they expect you to know what poopy diapers are...

[lonelysith66]

"She told us about a baby."

"A what?"

"A baby."

What in God's name is a BABY?!

Okay from what I understand, drugs are like grown men skipping, baseball players getting dizzy, children almost getting killed for some cookies and the origin of Jason Voorhes.

Did I miss anything else important? XD

[joster285]

Drugs are also like Lincoln Logs, paper clips, the Magna Carta, and torturing infants.

[lonelysith66]

Oh, yeah. They're also like the Ides of March, carpet and silence.

[fnatsy]

AND VICE VERSA

[EltonvonCthulhu]

Drugs are also like water, Tim Conway, and drugs.

[The777butterflies]

@lonelysith66 Yes - pacifiers and diapers. The most important of them all.  XD

[lonelysith66]

@The777butterflies Oh, yeah, that too!

XD

[arielxcore]

what if you HAD to

[joster285]

"What?" "What do you mean?"

Jesus, how deaf and stupid are these kids!?

2:45-3:10

"Okay... okay, fun's over, guys. Give me back my nuk, now... please! Come on, I really need that nuk! Oh, man, I'm getting the shakes! Okay, this isn't funny anymore! Give me my nuk! Oh, god, I'm dying here! Here comes the DT's! Huh? Spiders! SPIDERS!!! AAAAAAGGHHH!!! OH, MY GOD, GIVE ME MY NUK!!!"

[JediBillman]

Rifftrax... we don't make movies. We make fun of them!

[joster285]

"Is it a windmill? *3 seconds later* Is it a windmill?"

They should check their house for carbon monoxide!

[lonelysith66]

Can we get the theme song on iTunes? XD

[TackyRackyComixNEO]

I've checked. Sadly, no, it's not in the iTunes Store :-(

[lonelysith66]

That sucks!

DX

[Blkwolf99]

the skipping fat guy makes me laugh!

[LostSubsForever]

why cant you see they're mouths when they talk? why?? wWHY??? i'll tell you why, it's a cover up, they havn't got mouths they have holes with teeth in them, and this wormy thing that wriggles around inside that hole and it goes down into a pit and in that pit there are these chemicals that make stuff melt and go all gloopy and after that theres a tunnel that goes on for many metres and it makes stuff go brown and long and smelly and the goverment is trying to cover this up!! IT"S A CIA PLOT!!!

[Pixelbuddy]

... drugs are like that, too.

[Pixelbuddy]

... drugs are like that, too.

[noselfnoproblemo]

Realy!?

[TheGerkuman]

I knew swings were evil! But no-one ever listens! XD

[mangobanna]

Habits can cost you a lot of money.

"Free sample!"

Dang, I sure hate it when you have to pay for all those free samples.

[ArchaicShadow]

Let's review the main points brought up:

1) Drugs are like babies

2) Drugs are like stepping on cracks

3) Drugs are like good ball players

4) Drugs are like not good ball players

[fatguyonthc]

So we agree, drugs are like baby pacifiers and harmless childhood games. So how about selling them at 7-11? Please?

[hellpatrol666]

this is one of the funniest videos i've ever seen... especially the part where the guy makes a face after running into that pole. Man, this movie must have made people do drugs even more!

[Bmaster25]

Man I love they put a constant stream of pictures in front of children and tell them "THESE ARE AWFUL, THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE, YOU WILL BE AN ADDICT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING DRUGS!" So it's like the kids see these "evil" things, and they start to wonder "what's all the hype about?" They do drugs, and the whole campaign is then nullified via its own actions.

[dancewomyn]

HUH!!??

[MinuteMaidDrinker]

Drugs=Legos.

[Millenxz]

men this is so bizzare i can't even watch it ..

[gawka1]

"She told us about a baby."

"A what?!"

[imajuggalo666]

who's the real villan

the pot smoker

or the asshole who put the Seuss out of the babies reach to film it crying

[TDTheMagician]

Man, Rifftrax destroyed this thing. It was glorious.

[Badfish1134]

i just want to know how long was that kid on that swing?

[merqurial]

Holy shit. I never knew that by jumping over sidewalk cracks in my youth, I was setting myself up for a lifetime addiction. If only I had known.

[JediBillman]

Jumping over cracks leads to harder drugs like spinning in swings.

[EltonvonCthulhu]

Which leads to hate, which leads to... the Dark Side.

[JediBillman]

I sense much jumping over cracks in you...

[lonelysith66]

So, Anakin Skywalker was basically on drugs before the Great Jedi Purge! That explains everything!

XD

[WitherWing59]

Quick recap of the dialogue: "Huh? What? What baby? What? What do you mean?"

These kids need hearing aids.

[SwingJugend]

Whaaat? (in a bored voice)

[RedEyesAndAKillaHigh]

Timmy was the 5th grades best ball player boy he could hit he could catch and he could throw but then he found herion hahahaha

[duane1073]

It's so funny, I remember watching this in third grade in Nebraska & my whole 3rd grade class all started to laugh and make fun of it, 'cuz it was so bad. Or teacher was actually pretty embarassed...

[grandpaneoneo]

Anything - movies, videos, clips, cereal boxes - that were made before 1985 make me sick.

[AwesomePictures]

this is toooo funny.

[miznarik]

this PSA begs ridicule.

a prohibition soliciting violation.

[dotsetloops]

Is it just me, or does this look like something that would've been on MST3K back in the day? I could hear Mike, Crow, and Tom Servo singing to this one now.

Also, I find it hard to believe that this came out in 1979. The hairstyles and clothes look more like the early 1970s. Perhaps it took several years to shoot and complete it.

[360sound]

You're correct. The "Lego" scenes with the two kids were produced by WPBT in 1979, but the breakaway spots (with Bryant narrating)are from a decade earlier. They were shown by themselves in schools in Florida in the early '70's. I was one of the lab rats who saw these in third grade in 1970. I didn't remember anything except the 'falling pills' and the phrase "Drugs..are like that".

[Monty22001]

You got your wish, rifftrax just released a version of it.

[ApacheMan2K]

yep, and trust me, it's hilarious! XD

[Gollon666]

I'll never look at legos the same again :(

[MakaveliDaDon777]

WTF??

[CSStein]

At 5:44... Is that Harrison Ford?

[blabadiblabla]

Hey your right the middle aged guy looks like an ugly Harrison Ford lol!

[thenat667]

trippy shit lol

[zvone]

Recviume for a dream

[armando1624]

Wow. I love the part with all the drugs falling out of the sky. Reminds me of a recurring dream I have.

[hreutz]

LAWL

[brettshears]

I bet the brady's never talked like that.

[swildhack]

this is like Reefer Madness redux in the 70s, only with Legos ... and without the intensity. Bizarre.

[groundzero0110]

dude, you are my best friend for putting this up, where did you find it?

[eyeh8cbs]

You can get this on the 'More Sex & Drugs' volume of "The Educational Archives". All of them are a must-have!