Telemarketer Calls Arnold

[donnyaldridge]

He should have just said" fuck u asshole" in the first 10 seconds and been done with it.

[DsKillSmith]

Obviously a scam.

[l33n3ss1989]

now im gona ask you a bunch of questions who are you! what do you want! whats your real name! what are you afraid of! what we goda do lol

[xXbelmontXx]

Scuse me i have a few more questions if you dont mind. Now im gonna ask you a bunch of questions. WHO ARE YOU WHAT DO YA WANT WHATS YOUR REAL NAME WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF WHAT DO WE GOTTA DO?!

[BizarroNobody]

Did he say his name is Jason Bourne?

[Modano1973]

@BizarroNobody Sounds like he is saying Jason Morrish or Marsh, not Bourne.

[awesomekids05126]

@BizarroNobody jason morge or jason morsh

[TheMikeyReilly]

His name is so not 'James'

[adrianhmartinez]

the conversation is getting retarded lol

[Cxspa]

@adrianhmartinez he says recorded

[adrianhmartinez]

@Cxspa yea thats what i got after i replayed it 3 times later

[TheDive99]

bravo good sir. bravo.

[mikelorenz121]

"Get ur mother, I'm hungry"

[Nysguy2003]

Arnold: " Excuse me I have a few more questions if you don't mind".

Telemarketer: "Yes sir you can ask me".

Arnold: "I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions. WHO ARE YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHAT'S YOU REAL NAME? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? WHAT WE GOTTA DO?"

lmao priceless!

[PearlJamGirl627]

LMFAO hilarious. Visa? NO. Master card NO? lol

[OZORxORON]

goodnight.

what?

YEA!

That part got me!

[CroatianMinecrafter]

I luld, don't telemarketers be good speakers?

This guy sounded like the taxi drvier.

[mikeejay63]

oh man, too bad ya didn't fit 'who is your daddy and what does he do' in there, but a good one nonetheless, screw them telemarketers

[puhdussyrampage2010]

omg i couldn't stop laughing

[paullancashire2008]

BULLSHIT LOL... Nice try but stinks !!!!

[diamond21450]

Paki twat lol

[EUAcolyte]

You are a fucking wizard on this soundboard.

[gregapage]

Arnie: Outrageous

Paki: OK?

Arnie: Yes

lmao

[Buklau1232]

Do more of these lol

[TheWolverineiscool]

that indian guy sounds like an idiot!

[c3pcock]

It's like a conversation between two sound boards.

[MrPeterFinland]

The 3:09 declaration is priceless!

[troutman1187]

"Not today. Not tomorrow. You got that?"

"Tonight."

"Sorry?"

"Yeah."

[RionZeBon]

ICPU is a neural net processor; a learning computer. Cybernetic Systems Model-101. LOL that's the funniest part for me, especially accompanised by the snickering!

[Slaterking2010]

12 people got prank called by Arnold.

[HorribleLittleCunt]

MY NAME IS JASON BOURNE

[kaa10]

COUTHEHHH GOUTAHH GITCHA MITCHA KATCHGAA!

[GutsTheSly]

Here is my plan :

SO SHUT UP!

ROFL owned

[Metatronicus]

F.... hilarious, "the most importand thing is money"

[Isaiah2232]

lol

[lemurianchick]

"Let me speak to your mudder." Poor guy. Telemarketers are hated but they're just trying to make a buck like anyone else. And who believes this guy's name is REALLY "Jason"? LOL

[lemurianchick]

"I don't know!"

[npalivos]

By far one of the best arnold prank calls I've ever heard!

[Foxboy106]

oooooooooooone hundred dollar gas card

[Foxboy106]

funniest arnold prank i've ever seen. no joke.

[bakiegw]

lol the best ever!

[VitalSigns1]

I want to murder this telemarketer.

[MrRamazanLale2]

HAHA all that bullshit for nothing!

[Blackhoundrise]

me: hello

indian telemkter: hallo, sir. how are you?

me: um... good. who are you?

indian telemkter: my name is ranjeed mash...

(dead tone)...

[WobblyWheelbarrow]

hilarious!

[athan203]

NOT TODAY NOT TOMOWWER IT COMES TOINGHT!!!!!

[chaliria]

we'll use my plane. LOL

[Gabriel271294]

indian telemarketers... lmao

[franktib]

killed it at 4:22

[Macross4lyfe]

One of the best Arnold pranks. I loved how you turned the tables on those douche bags.

[Tatlires]

indian telemarketer haha

[themixedupkid]

omfgroflmao

[Halfstar3]

Fuckn HILARIOUS. I love the occassional giggles in the background too. So fuckn funny. Poor Indian guy has NO IDEA.

[SuperKimberly1990]

Lmaooo

[denislemenoir]

- Not today, not tomorrow, you got that?

- Tonight.

[Owndalot]

Rofl, love the:

-You're mother, get you're mother please.

What?

- I'm hungry

[ADDIDASSSSSSSSSSSSSS]

The telemarketer was trying to get Arnold's credit card information by lieing to him telling him he won one hundred dollars worth of gas.

[matrix4022]

Yes, CORRECT!

[dominicanto17dr]

One of the best on YouTube

[kenny5822]

This is really exceptional. Wow. Tired from laughing.

[kenny5822]

This is really exceptional. Wow. Tired from laughing.

[kenny5822]

OMG. It was so funny I had to stop it because I couldnt take it anymore.

[dominicanto17dr]

how did you know he was going to call you??

[SilverTerraWolf]

Oh ma gosh this is funny! XD



[MrRichardKranium]

I love the incoming prank calls.

[gregherbert123]

This is the best soundboard prank call ever

[KayVoorhees]

-guy hangs up-

WHAT THE FUCK?!

[TheWheelofLife100]

This is epic funny stuff.especially at 3:08.

[lyonsuteo]

i tought he was saying $100 GAP Card

[djt1967ss]

"Not today, not tomorrow"

"Tonight"

i lol'd

[mrgoldenrod10]

hi

[mrgoldenrod10]

@mrgoldenrod10 hi



[RevJoshsFunhouse]

That was perfect

[Macross4lyfe]

Great job turning the tables on those annoying telemarketers.

[MrItchy55]

I have gotten this telemarketing call before!! GREAT JOB those people suck!

[TheShadowz167]

Visa? No. Master No. thenwhat card would you like to use? Idk.

[xraycat30]

This really is a fantastic call because it's incoming...which even further confuses the mark because there's absolutely no way they could see it coming or understand why someone would do it. Prank calls going to the next level...it's practically an art form.

[boshankers12]

I'll use my plan, SO SHUT UP!!!!!!

[nolanjuice84]

this call is being recorded? what a queer he called arnold not the other way around lol wat a joke

[mercapri302]

What the hell is "one time and lifetime"?

[shepherdskin]

@mercapri302 one time and lifetime sounds like $1.95 multiple times until the customer notices the continuous charges and freaks out

[TenacEntertainment]

not today not tomorrow.... tonight. what?

[utahan15]

rajeeb is scamming

[WhatGibbz]

lmfao

[masterkhan06]

LOL!11 freaking funny

[nolanjuice84]

shit sounds like a scam

[TheHurjae]

I hate telemarketers!!

[ScruffyTheLovable]

2nd best part would be: Which card do you want to use Visa? No. Master? No.

[MystesNeedSoul]

what that guy was saying lol ?

[micou008]

"I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions.. Who are you? What do you want? What's your real name? What are you afraid of? What do we gotta do?"

[md4111]

@micou008 Good shit man!!!

[stp52x]

Holy shit, you got a telemarketer to hang up on you! Brilliant!

[andee82]

This is the best of all the Arnold pranks

[TheTrueJBV3737]

he doesn't even understand the questions he just asks questions without answering.

[Useless2112]

This is a better dealings than your current dealings.

[bennie128]

@Useless2112 LOL "ah fackin 'el"

[ButtersWhiz]

"How do you prefer to make the payments?"

"The most important thing is money."

"Sorry?"

"The most important thing is money."

"Yes, absolutely."

[pr9nkaholic]

Beggy Paddon.

[pr9nkaholic]

Wobble Autorizashun.

[bobszvetics1]

I DONT OWN A CAR ASS HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ybrrider]

SO SHUT UP!!!!

[Renegade30]

haha that was amazing

[OllieMctwist]

"this, oooooooooneeee hundred dollar gas card"

i cringe every time this guy says that.

[lordmasterization]

2:25 "MY NAME IS JASON BOURNE" at least thats what it sound like

[Unguidedone]

i always leave up a tab with realm of darkness up so when those fuckers call me they get : Arnold or dr phil and there like wtf are you on drugs?

YES : )

[WorkSucksChannel]

more more more

[borisrivas2929]

the cool thing is that they call you to be pranked lol

[1airbornewarrior]

Haha nice work, that was hilarious

[kungfu52]

lmfao

[thestranger4812]

That wasn't a telemarker, that was a scam artist.

[woodmereman]

thats what u get for annoying people with ur bad product calls

[ashman9992]

" let me talk to your mother.."

"Im sorry?"

"get your mother please"

"for what?"

" IM hungry,," HAHAHAHah haHAHahHAhxuahxuah HAHAHAHHA FUUNNYY hahahah awesome vid hahahha

[Blacklemon67]

I think the soundboard is less repetitive then the telemarketer

[ChoPhilly13]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[mikkamon]

GOLD!

[jccrosby1982]

Poor Indian guys.. gotta put up with all your shit!

[savannahsmom1985]

This guy is fucking annoying.. I would totally lose it on him. How many times does he need to repeat everything what an idiot

[terrorsquadlith]

one of the best arnold prank calls 

[mark1760ia]

The Telemarketer says his name is Jason Bourne like from the Bourne Identity HAHA. At 2:25 HAHAHAHAHA

[mark1760ia]

The Telemarketer says his name is Jason Bourne like from the Bourne Identity HAHA.

[mormonjoe]

The most important thing is money.

Yes, absolutely.

Lol

[lordmasterization]

Lol that guy got trolled

[1985browneyedgirl]

*Phone rings* - *answers* "Who is it this time?" Lol!

[xxk4rilsxx]

WHAT THA FAK LOL

[akazombie]

"What is your name"

"Jason Bourne" ?Is that what he says?

[afshin021]

@akazombie lol no shit ay i herd that 2

[Diogo717]

The telemarketer's English is so hard to understand...

[PhoenixAngel429]

This guy is so from India.

[AFrattz1]

"100 dollar gasoline gas card"

[PortugalGP]

-"The day you receive the package, not today, not tomorrow, right?"

-"TONIGHT"

[martindahl123]

hi, What? hi : yeah hi. nice to meet you, what?. NICE TO MEET YOU . yeah nice to meet you to. how are you ? what?. HOW ARE YOU. im fine how are you?. im fine . what?. IM fine . oh thats good

[TheLittlestEmu]

good ending

[CU2UK]

Those sellers only hear what they want to hear.

[trojanowsky]

обожаю пранки с арнольдом=)))))))

[euro3b]

This is seriously one of the best of the best calls using the Arnold sound board...

[TatevossianA]

At 4:17 --- "Excuse me but I have a few more questions if you don't mind." ROFL

[danslatente]

Wow so good... so good...

[camaroman101]

outrageous!

[heyheyhe0011]

MY IS NAME IS Jason bourne ? more like habib

[macfahad]

Jason Mores, my ass... more like Apu Nahasapasa-pina-Patilon

[UberJason]

Outrageous

[Thegoodlol]

LOLOLOLOLOl

[orion5893]

So was this guy trying to pull off a scam?

[camaroman101]

@orion5893 i think once they have your credit card they will charge you for random shit

[rockymountainsunrise]

well done sir! i don't believe i've ever heard a TELEMARKETER hang up in frustration before...

[MikeProulx05]

the guy is freakng retarded he keeps saying the same thing over and over again.

[Sprudlepuddel]

Sounds like that fucking telemarketer is a soundboard as well, and even more annoying than Arnie...

[Miracle490d]

@Sprudlepuddel SOME telemarketers are forced to stay on a script. Especially while recording. Recordings are verbal contracts so they must not use their own words. His hands or mouth was tied. But He couldn't have been listening that well if he didn't hear... "my CPU is a nueral net processor a learning computer cyberdine systems model 101." He didn't even ask what that meant, respond to it or anything. It's like he disregarded it as ramblings.

[vipersquad]

My God, the speed of your replies and the choice of your replies REALLY makes it sound so convincing that the soundbites are a real person!

[EtownMurderJunkie]

very nice,very fuckin nice...poetic justice lol

[jvarna5]

"Get your mother please"

"For what?"

"I'm hungry"

[Back7sword]

You owe me a new pair of pants

[RogueGamer25]

WTF a curry Jason Bourne? WHAT A HEAD! trying to scam innocent people.

[kaylynnsdad]

you worked the soundboard pretty good on that one bro

[royraaijmakers]

what's up with "hastalavista BABY!!"

[dominhel]

arnold is good. lol

[lacokai]

..no problemo!!! this is sweet Dude...

[halburd1]

hahaha sweet.

[neema125]

The guy on the phone sounds like my mom ,

Never shuts up..

[knutfheifer]

priceless;-)))

[ArchangelFate]

this guy can talk

[d33n092]

"get your mother please!"

"for what?"

"I'm hungry"

haha..

[Kitfugl]

@d33n092 was nearly spilling my coke when i heard this.

[KoldShadow]

@mc3260

Yeah, it was almost like he was a soundboard too, fucking repeating the same stupid, shady pitch OVER AND OVER AND OVER!

[KoldShadow]

"The reason behind my call is to inform you that your number has been qualified to receive $100 gasoline gas card, OK?"

"Heheh, that's amazing." LMAO!

"Sorry?"

"Heheh, that's amazing. Go on."

"The day you receive the package, not today, not tomorrow, you got that?"

"TONITE."

"Sorry?"

"Yeah." LOL! I think you had a lot of good openings/opportunities to really shit on him with Arnie, but you just kept repeating lines. Still, some great moments here,  especially at the end.

[mja330i]

i like when he spazes out at the end.. SO SHUT UPPP.."what the fuk!!"

[mja330i]

LMAO this is awesome

[greatwhite217]

"The most important thing is money."

"Yes absolutely...(guy carries on)"

LOL!

[ckdafinest]

Not a salesman he's jus a crook trying to steal his identity

[KoldShadow]

@ckdafinest

Yeah, the whole fiasco sounded shady as hell. Stupid, desperate fiends.