Harry the Horny Tortoise

[AHAROONK]

LMFAO I LOVED THE INFORMATION INTRO LOOL A BIT PORNO HARRY IN THE SUN WITHA RUBBER LOOOOL ALSO THE MUSIC IS FKING LOOOOOOOL HAHAHHAHAHHA

[HakaLa09]

omg i can see his thingy =S

[JohnAdamosGr]

Oh love....it's a great feeling

[braydenrox1]

Poor Harry :< Boots not putting out.

[Pl4sm0]

lol.....nice music choice :D

[FalloutRadius]

Is that it's wang or it's tail??! wtf!

[aneal138]

Very educational.

[trav11145]

Poor turtle, damn rubber boot wont put out

[Deseonfire]

Lol.

[lnter1908]

give him a girl man lol

[54spiritedwill54]

That was sick :D.

[odfilms]

Remember to always wear a rubber...

[dieciseis]

i need a massage

[dozerdeath24]

let him have some time with that shoe xD

[luvfunnyflix]

poor little guy.....lol

[tortoisecrap]

give em some space

[germster213]

hey guys, i have a tortoise exactly like that one, I found it and can someone please tell me what kind of tortoise it is?

[jreed1963]

LOLOLOL

[germangoogirl]

DAS BOOT!!!!!

[lukashoover]

hey i´m a german and i just know the word turtle....

whats the diffrence between the words turtle and tortoise???

[CloudPulse]

turtles live in the water

tortoises live on the land

then there are Terrapins which dwell in both

[stupertrooper]

that tortoise is hung like a turtle

[dehbee]

ew LoLZ.

[Munkmas]

this video aint cool. would you like to be pictured when you hump ?

[quitenator]

@Munkmas Ask pornstars...

[MciamLovin]

@quitenator duude who doesnt xD i kid i kid..

[TheRotArm]

It's a tortoise humping a welly! BLORL.

[ghjjfmother]

A BOOT LOL

[SquishyRhinoes]

is it seriously horny?!lmfao!

[Maxade3]

lmao, is that pointy thing its penis?

[stu4abc]

loll thats it tail!

[ManuCv10]

DESESPERDADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA xD

[RandomRobot1]

o_O rofl

[GreenGiantFranky]

"Je vais et je viens, entre tes reins" ("I come and I go, in between your hips" - literally: "Entre tes reins"; reins means kidneys or lower back in French)

[jamie827]

go on son give it some welly!

[ustoube]

sherlock!

[stephXXdearie]

this is stupidman

a STUPID TURTLE SO WHAT

[RadioVirus]

correction, tortoise.

[gombie]

F*Ck you, my tortoise does that too. And he's smart for a tortoise. People masturbate, so do the tortoises..

[joelinton]

mine dont its a girl and only 20 month old lol

[xfshipper]

haha, my two-year-old female turtle does the same thing. i have no idea why.

[Starbuc1]

At least he's using a rubber.

[Starbuc1]

At least he's using a rubber.

[Chamillionaire549]

I think turtle love to sex each other

[Israelpwn]

slow sex lol

[bones318v8]

ahh turtle love they say it is the most honest love there is!

[bestronglivelong]

xD young lovers <3 so sweat

[onebluestone]

did you get the tape from the pet shop?

[angels530]

My sulcata's member doesn't look anything like Harry's member. It has to be his tail?

[goodbyesucker]

member? so funny that sounds

[tazern98]

Oh my gosh thats funny tortise tryin his lever to.... nice background music as well

[BobbyLashleyFan991]

Poor guys probably thinking 'Arghh, it usally goes in right here, what up with her?' lol

[MarmooN1313]

AHHAHAHHHAH XDDDDDDDD

questa tartaruga è in crisi d'astinenza XD

[hobnobmarine]

This is what happens when you spray Lynx on your welly!

[b4rr0wz]

ouch that what =p

[blue46gt]

You the man, horny Harry!

Bow-chicka bow-wow!

[Americo1974]

Lol, Do they have inflatable rubber female turtles?

[FISHGAL69]

Rubber doll...rubber boot --now I've seen everything.

[karamelhallie]

poor turtle he needs a girlfriend!!

[krazygreen]

LOLLLL

[toxic510]

im glad i saw that.now i know to not wear boots near turtles

[mYcHeMrOmAnCeZ]

its the tail

[aniaby]

lol

[dmaster555]

you make my nipples hard as hell

[blackturtleus]

Bad eyesight? Shoe fetish? Who knows? But it sure is funny!

[aziz1981]

buy another female tortoise

[esis22]

The obvious solution is to get Harry a female, but its not the greatest solution. Male tortoises can be too rough, and damage the females shell as they tend to knock the shell, its a kind of foreplay. Thats why I say to get a garden ornament- SAFE SEX! But if Harry likes a rubber wellington, then he must have a fetish!! Re: My 1st comment, its my tortoise that falls on his back. I will post the footage once I get around to editing it, look out for Herbi xx

[ionavalanche]

that guy needs a bit of loving, buy him a female!

[drealgrin]

that peen reminds me of my peen

[chongtak]

The owner should think about buying a female turtle for this poor lonely male...

[aniaby]

lol my male tortoise make love with rocks, but i did'nt see some like that lol

[mnetrucker]

That's what I call knockin boots! lmao. Who's your daddy!

[dmaster555]

LOL is it me? or does that turtle have a huge p e n is

[superfirewart]

its his tale

[littlebrownfish100]

its  tail, not a PEN15

[esis22]

That was his tail- not his willy. You should try getting a tortoise garden ornament, roughly the same size as Harry. My Hermans tortoise humps his ALL the time... its hilarious, especially when he falls on his back.

[littlebrownfish100]

LMFAO XDDDDDDD he falls on his back??!!!! xD

[SomeKid000]

1:18 u can see his big turtle pp

[hypergoth]

hmmm... that tortoise has a MAJOR rubber fetish

[Rymylys]

That was sick :D.

[economistBR]

hahah he looks pissed, you should buy him a inflatable turtle

[sexylove112887]

ahaha! You are so silly! This is GREAT! I am from the TLC boards btw. I don't know if you remember me or not. I was lovejeff87 on there.

[ewelinaverdure]

this is the tail,when he manages to hit, than goes the wee

[LittleBuggle]

Bless him! lol!

[veelalynne]

LOL is that his tail or his "wee"? He looks so frustrated!!!

[hellokittyXqueen]

hah.

hes so wittle! awwh.

horny turtle.

get it get it!

hah.

this is weird.

[zoltarman]

He hitin that!!!Gigity giggity goo!!! O Right!