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  • Moral of this story: Always check your tires before to leave.

  • Wow, I'm going to say that these commercials made my jaw drop.

    (Also, is there any point to arguing whether or not America sucks? Dear heavens, the inane arguments on the internet! Sheesh!)

  • the last one. not a car for miles but the second the car falls on him a truck pops outta the tumbleweeds and runs his legs over. wow lol

  • BTW... ITS A WOMAN!!!

  • Did she died?

  • lol, how did this turn into a situation of Americans and brits or whatever. grow up kids

  • Haven't you people that are fighting heard the song "Why can't we be friends?"

  • @NuclearRadiance Lol u mad Ausfag?

    You know it feels great to be superior as an American.

    I feel sad for you feeble minded non-Americans.

    U jelly that our president is black?

    U jelly because the world's economy sucks dick when America is in a recession?

    Yeah u jelly and don't even try to refute it you know you're jelly.

  • @StalkingRainbow

    No. U just mad cuz Australia is stylin' on u.

    You're a faggot. Your country sucks. I it is infected with everything bad.

    You are a piece of shit for living there.

  • @NuclearRadiance Yeah you wish you were American and don't denny it what does Australlia have? Sand Kangoroos... alright

    In America we've got everything EVERYTHING.

    America>every shit hole in the world.

  • @StalkingRainbow

    And that's why Americans are in no way superior:

    - They always live on money they don't have, see the great financial recession.

    - in average, americans are the 7th stupidest persons on earth, as well as the fattest persons

    - you always think your the greatest in everything, but when somebody kicks your ass, you don't know what to say and try to play it off in absolutely idiotic way

    - even your newsspeakers rather speak british than american

    etc. etc. ...

  • @ExtremeDeathman Yeah those are all lies that all the jealous faggots make up because they wish they were American.

    Have fun being and inferior faggot while I have fun being superior to you in every way.

  • @StalkingRainbow

    Haha, superior to me? All these lies are just proven to be true, idiot.

    What about the finacial crisis. It's a lie, for sure.

    I wonder why the average life standard in Europe is way better then in US. Because we DON'T want to be you.

    And why the fuck you rather buy GERMAN cars, than american, f.E.?!

  • @ExtremeDeathman All these "facts" you're talking about are lies that we Americans made up for the rest of the world. In reality we're centuries ahead of the rest of the world but we don't wan you guys to feel too inferior so we come up with fake problems, like the financial crisis in reality all Americans are millionares if not billionares. And that life standard thing yeah Americans live to be about 300 years old and are never unhappy. And we own those so called germans.

    Have fun cave man

  • @StalkingRainbow

    MEGALOL, yeah keep on telling that to yourself, maybe one day you'll get a cookie for that.

    And just to increase your intellect: America makes a gigantic loss in exportation every year, because nobody wants to buy your inferior stuff. Just look at your cars.

    Germany for example is exportation world champ. Most off the stuff sou use is of eurasian origin, smartass.

    BTW: China owns you. You don't own nothing.

    Farewell Caveman

  • @ExtremeDeathman I haven't the slightes idea what you're talking about. The US can cripple nations without landing a single soldier on their soil. All we have to do is say we're not doing business with them and that anybody who does business with them isn't doing business with us either. We did it to Cuba and look how well they turned out.

    We Americans are superior to you cavemen in everyway possible just accept it.

  • @StalkingRainbow Wow, you are so stupid it can't be possible.

    Cuba? You know the only country not doing business with Cuba is the USA?! So were are you telling us we don't do business with 'em?

    And Cuba turned out way better nowadays, then your government does. Oops!

    And again, US needs Europe and Asia for their importation, without you couldn't even have half of the living standard you have.

    BTW: I know a damn lot of Americans who miss Cuban Cigars and Rum in their country...

  • @ExtremeDeathman "Cuba turned out better than your goverment" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Ohh man that was hilarious. Have you noticed that Cuba is still in the 50's?

    And Europe and Asia need us for exportation, without us their export prices would hit the floor. A

    BTW: Cuban cigars are shit, Spanish cigars are top notch and Jamacian rum is way better.

    USA all the Way.

  • @mokeyheff

    Well said!

  • Wow am I in grammar class now? I thought I was watching a tyre commercial. Oops... Tire. Lol! I think helen keller would call all of you crazy!

  • why don't you all just come up with your own language.

    you all sound stupid knowing english anyway

  • @mokeyheff If it wasn't for America you would be speaking German right now.

  • @mdude119 Amen brutha!

  • @TheWeddingProducer Fuck yeah....but its true. lol

  • *facepalm* I love how everyone sits behind a computer and says "We did this! We did that!" about things that happened in the past. You didn't create the spellings you use, we didn't create the spellings we use. Neither matter, considering the number of languages in this world.

    The past wars cannot be glorified as "We were the winners!" because you didn't do a god damn thing. If anything, they should be frowned upon because mankind is still too stupid to answer questions with violence.

  • jeezus frikin disturbing

  • You script kiddies fighting back and forth didn't do shit! So eat your oatmeal and shut the fuck up!

  • @thesoulsearcher1

    I don't know good question

  • tyres.

  • Last one hurt!!!!!!

  • УМОРА!!!

  • @IHaveCandyForYou How on earth did a tire commercial spawn, and argument about the origins of the English language?

  • Last time I checked, Michelin was a French company, so PNEU to you all.....or y'all as the case may be!! lol

  • iv seen eery one of these commercials on my tv so how are they banned

  • About 40 years ago in NW Florida, this man was driving down some dirt road one night. He has a flat tire. He stops to change the tire. Just as he sets the car back down on the ground with the spare on the wheel, a gigantic, hairy beast comes running toward him on two legs. Bears can only run on four legs; but can walk on two. It was bigfoot. The man jumps into his car and takes off, leaving the flat tire on the ground, along with his jack.

  • #1 LUCKY #2 HOLY SH¡T and #3 the blue truck didn't help???

  • lol funny man or her idk but that was funny homie

  • Last one was brutal

  • first things you do when you wanna change a tire, GETTING THE FUCK AWAY FROM A MAIN ROAD !

    if not possible, mount the curb.

  • @Sven2Perroy u might wanna think about the way u worded that last bit...

  • @2012sorreej lmao

  • my stomach hurts... ugh

  • 1st one:- its a lady wat did u expect =P

    2nd one:- did it like a pro, he wudnt have stepped back in the road

    3rd one:- ok now u got me, that would suck...

  • @IHaveCandyForYou no no i m not mad at you captioning the incorrect spelling at all, I was just wondering why you feel your fellow countrymen lack the intelligence to work out what a tyre is but then judging by your replies which are just a tirrade of insults it seems you judge the whole of America by your own lack of inteligence.

     Oh and great way to steal the insult from south park couldnt think of your own?

  • @jagz206 Seriosly, you are making your self look incredibly arrogant.

    Personally I'd say "Tire" sounds more correct than "Tyre".

  • That second one is one of my fears of changing a tire on the expressway.LOL!

  • thats a lady fyi

  • Even the top British books of knowledge & and proper diction renounced the further use of tyre in the early 1900's. I'm not saying that it is wrong but find it quite comical that the majority of the posts blame the US for butchering of the word when it was themselves that they should be pointing their fingers at. LMAO

  • The 1911 edition of the Encyclopædia Britannica states that "The spelling 'tyre' is not now accepted by the best English authorities, and is unrecognized in the US", while Fowler's Modern English Usage of 1926 says that "there is nothing to be said for 'tyre', which is etymologically wrong, as well as needlessly divergent from our own [sc. British] older & the present American usage".

  • I appears that the British are the ones that changed the spelling, then with the invention of the pneumatic rubber tire they evidently didn't think that the general populous would be able to tell the difference between rubber and iron tires so they revived the old spelling to prevent mass hysteria among it's citizens. Where as in the States the general populous had no problem distinguishing the difference between rubber and iron so the old spelling remained dead.

  • From the 15th to the 17th centuries the spellings tire and tyre were used without distinction; but by 1700 tyre had become obsolete and tire remained as the settled spelling. In the UK, the spelling tyre was revived in the 19th century for pneumatic tires, though many continued to use tire for the iron variety. The Times newspaper in Britain was still using tire as late as 1905.

  • fuckin' yanks can't spell

  • @Finnyatpirie I live in America, so I win no matter what.

  • @IHaveCandyForYou You win -- the prize for mental retardation as the result of inbreeding.

  • @Finnyatpirie 1. You didn't use proper capitalisation. 2. You can't spell "fucking". 3. You didn't use proper punctuation.

    Dumbass.

  • @Finnyatpirie eat it bitch we raped your ass and your know getting your nukes from US!

  • the last one is the worst because he lives through it

  • omg these are awful ads....

  • Hahaha the funny thing is correcting the word tyres hahahaha

  • it women not man...= =

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  • OSHIT.

  • Ouch ouch and OUCH!!!!!!!!

  • u wana no sumthin ierd the 2nd 1 tht truck only honks when he his em wtf

  • FYI its called a woman

  • thats a woman

  • @IHaveCandyForYou I think you will find that the ENGLISH version of the ENGLISH language is the correct version otherwise it would be called the American language and it is not.

    But im still confussed by why you need to add the other spelling on there, do you think that the average American would get confussed and wonder what this was all about?

    "hey bobbi sue y'all come here and see this...wot r these here tyreses they all on about"

  • @jagz206 Even the top British books of knowledge & and proper diction renounced the further use of tyre in the early 1900's. I'm not saying that it is wrong but find it quite comical that the majority of the posts blame the US for butchering of the word when it was themselves that they should be pointing their fingers at. LMAO

  • @jagz206 It appears that the British are the ones that changed the spelling, then with the invention of the pneumatic rubber tire they evidently didn't think that the general populous would be able to tell the difference between rubber and iron tires so they revived the old spelling to prevent mass hysteria among it's citizens. Where as in the States the general populous had no problem distinguishing the difference between rubber and iron so the old spelling remained dead.

  • @jagz206 The 1911 edition of the Encyclopædia Britannica states that "The spelling 'tyre' is not now accepted by the best English authorities, and is unrecognized in the US", while Fowler's Modern English Usage of 1926 says that "there is nothing to be said for 'tyre', which is etymologically wrong, as well as needlessly divergent from our own [sc. British] older & the present American usage".

  • @jagz206 From the 15th to the 17th centuries the spellings tire and tyre were used without distinction; but by 1700 tyre had become obsolete and tire remained as the settled spelling. In the UK, the spelling tyre was revived in the 19th century for pneumatic tires, though many continued to use tire for the iron variety. The Times newspaper in Britain was still using tire as late as 1905.

  • @jagz206 That interpretation of Americans as a whole was pretty good. The only problem is that the last line should be "thay all yappin' 'bout?" not "they all on about?" but it is fun to take a dialect that is spoken by less than 10% of a country and make fun of it as a whole. Here let me try:

    "'ello 'ello Govna'! Juss pop by the pub to give the birds a proper rogering. Pip pip cheerio!" Yeah that is fun... idiot

  • @jagz206 Hey, picking on Southern people is like picking on the Welsh, it's just mean! :P

  • This isn't funny at all.

  • woe no need for name calling we still kicked your ass in the revolution!

  • @candlesbyalexandria Really? Did we?

  • @candlesbyalexandria

    Then you embarrassed the fuck out of yourselves with your civil war, such a black mark on your history that for some reason both sides are proud of today.

  • @clancy6969 not really embarrassing when people fight over waterways that's what the civil war was about ,limited education says slavery ,higher learning waterways!

  • @candlesbyalexandria What's all this ruckus in here? Did I spell ruckus correctly?

  • yup, its writtenas 'Tyres' in India as well. I'm sure in India they'll cut marks in Schools if students start writing Tires..

  • @jagz206 It can be spelled both ways

  • i hate when that happens

  • maff

  • that shit happens all the time in real life.

  • i like the one when the guy is hit with the big truckl

  • The last one was the worst lmao

  • They spelled tires wrong....

  • Yea you americans have ABC! Americans Breast Cancer

  • gosch......awll thiss consternahshunn ovah spealling.

    whose language is it anyway?

  • goodyear: only good for a year .... if your lucky

    Michelin baby

  • Lol that last one was just too much of bad luck xD

  • like really in the last one what the hell is he doing a COMPLETE BRAKE JOB ?? loll this is too funny hes got all this shit out like hes fixing his whole POS car up HAHAHAH

  • Hilarious. The product advertised is/was crap but the commercials are funny. And for gosh sakes who cares about slight differences in how the Brits and the Yanks spell? Sheesh!

  • Holy crap, that last one is BRUTAL. Who are the ad wizards that came up with that one?

  • ''Tyres'' in my country too!

  • hellooooo this is called the internet...... people dont have to use the comma's and the dots or dont have to spell every word fully or correctly.. u shouldnt complain about my spelling coz u americans fucked up the hole english language;)

  • What the fuck are you talking about? Why is the internet any different any other form of written communication? That's just an excuse to be lazy and ignorant. Learn how to spell and punctuate properly and maybe people will start to take you seriously.

  • what tires is just a lazy way of saying tyres?? yeah so in america there just fat and lazy?

  • @tpaladino THANK YOU! I miss punctuation!!

  • Funny But No Wonder They Were Banned

  • tires in england is spelt tyres

  • i lol'd at the last one.

  • @LifeClickzInviter

    Me too, am I a bad person?

  • Ealdengle is se cyst sāmwīs. Būtan āc lēasere lēfre nā geþwǣrlǣcan!

  • ROFLMFAO...

  • omg!

  • lol, cant imagine why they were banned, lol.

  • the spelling of TIRES,,

    the commercial said TYRES

  • The last parts fucked up! XD

  • oh my god so funny

  • i love how the guy under the car moans after the trucks run his legs over

  • used to work for a tyre repair company and some people came in and shown us this video, we asked if we could buy it on dvd lol

  • Funny, runflat's suuuuckkk though!

  • lol @ first one. What a dumb shit for backing out into traffic. He has the mind to set up pylons but he decides to walk backwards into traffic LOL!!

    2nd, woman or man - dont matter. If the tire is that tight/snug, something is still on. It takes almost NO tug to get the tire off if you pulled the lug nuts off properly.

    3rd- Well shit happens unfortunately. But even when I'm changing my car oil with the jack up, I still put a giant wood block in case the jack fails/etc.

    But all funny :)

  • why do you keep commenting tyres? its just in british writing, same like center and centre

  • ou fuck the last omg xD

  • you obviously can't spell in British, can you?

  • tyre is spelled tire in the us

  • you obviously can't spell in the USA can you ? we gave you your language retard. stop complaining because you fucked it up.

  • @gibzyrhc Stop complaining because we found a way to simplify the english language that was stupidly complicated for example: Color-Colour and Tire-Tyre the reason we changed it to Tire is because Tyre has way to many meanings and locations, where as tire has one. Americans just have smart people who can do things better without making it overly complicated. Sadly...we have some of the most idiotic people too, like the inventors of Gangsta Rap and Green Day...:( lol

  • You might have simplified it, but even your former president GWB had problems!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaa­!

  • way to make another joke about a single american that isnt even president anymore... congratulations...

  • u make it easier for al those thickheads over there because they cant spell. in the true english language 1 word can mean many things but we are smart enough to figure it out for ourselves :) the way we spell the words in our language is just a basic form of showing how smart we are.

    u americans just couldnt cope and fucked a perfectly good language up ;)

  • @djthegrateone you racist asshole!

  • @bajnett sorry mate the truth is harsh..

  • @djthegrateone smart english-that sounds like science fiction to me.....smart americans...even worse.....

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  • @paco114 you mean britain i like the effort with the sentence it kinda makes you look smart but cmon dude its britain or english beccause british isnt a langauge. But nice try i do commend you for that.

  • lol british didnt now that was a language XD

  • why does the last redneck have a surfboard in his car? So stupid, hes in da middle of nowhere

  • It's not possible that he's driving to a beach, is it?

    I know a few people who live in the middle of nowhere but like surfing, so they put their board in their car and drive to the beach.

  • BRUTAL!

  • 1:17 is funny!

  • LOL WTF

  • last one was sad! :(

  • your a pussy as bitch that doesnt know shit about commercials

  • What? ... did I say something wrong?

    All i said is that the last clip is sad. It really is, the guy looks like he is in so much pain and you call me a pussy ass bitch?

    wtf

  • lol at first guy, he deserved to get nailed

  • last one was the best

  • LOL i peed my pants

  • i guess you are supposed to let your car magically move to the fuckin side so you can get the bolt??? what a bunch of fuckin idiots......

  • fake

  • LOUCO

  • second one reminds me o f mr bean

  • yes i had the same impression

  • it reminded me mr. bean too :)

  • Sure the second guy right? The way he walks and looks just like him hehe LOL

  • the last one is the best ... hahaha

  • LOL!

  • wow dude last 1 hurt like hell! and u guys said it was funny...

  • another completely stupid person..............he dropped the bolt and went under the car to get it.

  • Y is number 3 under the car for a wheel change, did he decide to try n fix his exhaust too? bloody stupid, they coulda showed the car starting to roll on the hill maybe pointed out the need to chock the wheels, adequate jacking points etc, who da fk climbs under the car to change da wheel?

  • He dropped the lug nut and was searching for it under the car.

  • Pay attention to 1:44.

  • its a girl not a man

  • the the last was soo funny !

  • Funny? No.

  • gut, dass die verboten wurden.

    Mehr als makaber...... *schauder*

  • lol

  • The last one is actually funny

  • dude

    that sucks ass for him.

  • 1:17 IS THE BEST PART... !

  • also tires...

  • u got luv 1:19

  • I Raped Her

  • I dont think she'd fit in my closet.

  • HOLY FUCKEN SHIT

  • The pause sort of interrupted the flow and the enjoyment of the commercials. : /

  • the last one is hillarious