How To Make An Annoying Batch File To Piss Off Your Friends

[idk7173]

start cmd

[killersmod]

u are very good teacher evrybody else almost is crap but u tell what each individula thing does which helps alot

[natemaster888]

That file is like a suicide bomber D:

[killerof99kings]

thank you

[MCRYZO]

He Sounds like simon cowell :)

[TheRox4u]

noo i have windows 7

[ChickenWingses]

"shutdown -s" and then place in startup folder

[MJTOTHETOP]

what are the codes for this??

[OnlineChitThu]

fuck

 i don't like

[number1shooterinaus]

this isnt working for me and im doing exactly as u

[DarkCarnival42O]

@number1shooterinaus Me too, i think its "patched"

[TheLuigi805]

@DarkCarnival42O works for me :)

[WESTHAM766]

how can you del the frist one i cant del it



[gruntlover2]

Screw Batch , try Diamond. Unlike batch it is compiled and a real Programming language. Heres a link to a tutorial /watch?v=KML6q3WeigM

[TheZinczy]

could you mix all of these together and make 100 folders with text files in each all saying the same thing? :D

[ixcaliber]

@TheZinczy Hell yea

[runslikeclockwork]

you sound so much like Scott Mills xD

[chcocolatemilk123]

it is so freckin' funny

[chrisekz]

loool, i though my screen frose when i saw your mouse... was swearing and hitting the damn pc for 2min before i understood i failed

[yomommabeensloben]

I just did it to 100000000000000000000000000000­0000000000000000000000000 and it said NIGGGER!!! lol xD

[clyoko33]

thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xdlugia1]

Can you make picture spams with the "Noob" technique, or do it just work with dokuments?

[TheKoksvik]

how to make it play a sound plez say it

[amiz00]

doesnt work 4 me i did everything rite but it jus renames it to w/e.bat and it stays in text format idk if my OS is an issues im runnin win 7 ultimate 32 bit help pl0x?

[inverseactuality]

could I set it to (1, 1, 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000) at school and mess up the computer?

[DoomTra1n]

lol, would I be able to add a icon image to the .bat file so it doesn't look to suspicious?

[jrw93]

You can make this run FOREVER by making it call the same bat file at the end...

[jackrox11]

You click save as and name it whatever.bat

[skerskies]

how to make it a bat file, i renamed it with .bat and its still a .txt file

[D3M0Rage]

@skerskies did you change the drop down from text files to all files?

[skerskies]

@D3M0Rage nope but now i tried it and it worked thanks.

[alexk175]

OI I DID SOMETHING DUMB i put it inn do echo thenn copy pasted the same command and it madde an infinite loop and is freezing my computr so i shutdown

[alexk175]

@mobilephone2003 You are my hero... I started Java and AS because of the videos Ive seen you do... Keep making your vids =]

[kraden18]

when i rename my folder to .bat it just stays a text file lol

any help?

[alexk175]

@kraden18 save it as type: all files

[fuckhead3520]

@kraden18 thats because... your not showing the file types so your really renaming it to .txt.bat so just go into notepad and save it as .bat or show file types.

[ShizzleMeNizzle95]

can you create the files in a specific folder within someone's computer?

[joshkidd7]

Hmh so if i put a Bin file on my freinds PC and type del (directory to WINDOWS file) and i can delete his PC files :D

[Auggiethepiggie]

Man you sound like the guy from shawn of the dead !!! awsome

[NicSasha]

Can you please link the download of your windows xp theme?

[monsiakak]

how do you make a bat file you can write in?

[kbcarte420]

Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" ) Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then do For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next ' cdrom For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next ' cdrom loop end if =-=-SAVE AS something.vbs-=-=

[aarsho]

Batch programming... man that takes me back. Nice work, mate; you explained it rather well.

[davidfly4freedom]

i can't do it write back

[HellenicSoulkeeper]

nice video!!!and the commentary was also good...keep up the good work

[evikzzz]

Nice!!!!

[Gamebito]

Lol!

I told my friend to put it in a folder but he was ignorant and put it on his C:.

So when he opened it, BOOM, he had a million HEY! on his C: he had to delete.

lmao

[rotsebanotman]

@Gamebito

how did u send it to him?

[diego98512]

OK DUDE!!! IM NOT GAY AND IM A DUDE! I LOOOOOVE YOUR ACCENT IT SOUNDS SOOOO AWESOME!!!! YOU ARE SO AWESOME IM GONNA SUBSCRIBE!!!!!!!!!!!

[xXNek0jinXx]

@diego98512 Gay

[bettrthunu]

loved it!

[855h0le]

Actually- im gonna use the 1st to make Sub-Folders into main folder ie: My Photos/My Music etc Instead of making & naming each folder.. Nice! Using this for CONSTRUCTIVE Purposes..-Thanks! (You can throw Yours into Startup Folder and REALLY Piss people off!!) lol

[dorianfromcroatia]

nice (y)

[lcdrovers]

AWESOME!

[RA13BIT]

NICE VIDEO *RESPECT*

[spartanguy00]

a million LOL! that would suck if u put it to a million and accidentally open it

[SkullzNHERO]

FOLDA

[EmusicE1]

very good vid man thx alot

[Robhertino]

dosint work for me =[

[deaddiet]

thx XD this gunna be fun =D =D

[zsupersaiyan]

I'm gonna send it so someone XD!

[azazazazaz45]

LOL i made a shortcut and named it as Internet Explorer and i hid the original file on the desktop as project .bat (used the del %0)(but the original desktop icon i hid in the program files folder)(LOL u should of seen a nerds face when he saw what happened)

[TheLeon5000]

if you put 1000 and delete the bat that mean,s 100,1 files are deleteing!

[mytagisWVU69lolz]

I got OSS from school for 5 days because of this! XD hahahahaha

[alestorm100]

Hhaha me to but i hacked the schools computer with a rat

[Musicdudez]

@mytagisWVU69lolz sorry my english isnt 100% pro ^^ whats OSS?

[mytagisWVU69lolz]

@Musicdudez oh sorry my bad "Out of School Suspension" \m/ (^.^) \m/

[Musicdudez]

@mytagisWVU69lolz lol xD how do you even succed with that i dont even know if there is that in my school

[DeltaPhi79]

I need to try this with someone. LOL

[xANxxASSASSINx]

only knew basic batch programming before this, ty

[XLpacman805]

The you noob thing made me crack up hahahaaha

[pastmastermax2]

nice

[psion0027]

could you use it to make and run vbs scripts?

[TommyMSFilms]

lol You noob :P

[California292292]

Could you go more into detail about looping and more advanced commands? I have learned the basics, and want to expand now.

[TheCyberhacker123]

You arE lAmEr MaN!!!

YO__

[Dpskiller]

omg i love your vids :P

[thefabinon]

didnt work :(

[svntnashh]

hey is it possible to write a loop that prints a,b,c,d..... instead of the series of numbers ??

And btw the vid is cooool....

[The2MythHunters]

Nice dude :P

[laurence485]

your a noob

1 star

[laurence485]

@laurence485 wernt me

[ThevilJoker]

I think this video was very good you spoke clearly and explained very good. Thanks for a great video!

[Nerfsoldier5]

Hey mobilphone2003, I think you just solved my problem....

I've been trying to make a batch file prank virus into a real virus and now I know how to write text into a document with a batch file! Thanks a million!

[bobbilopo]

here is a tip

Msgbox "you are noob"

put that comand in notepad and save it as ".vbs" and then a box will say "you noob" its funny!!!!

[Seafox96]

Heres one that creates 500 files a second:

@echo off

:A

md %random%

goto :A

[MLGxCrewProductions]

Its Random How Many Per Second, And It Works Better Like This:

@echo off

:X

md %random% %random% %random%

goto X

[nickcorn96]

After you save the batch file move it to the desktop. Rename it "Internet Explorer". Then right click on the icon. click properties. click "Change icon" then click on the Internet explorer icon. When they open the Internet, It will open the Batch file.

[faithfultrout]

@nickcorn96 HAHAHAHAH!

[CeekayProductions1]

I just learned to make batch-files in school yesterday xP

[chrstilen5]

Is this legal?

[CeekayProductions1]

Of course its legal. You can make on you pc what you want xD

[kiwigreenqueen]

I have a question. Can't you delete all these files quicly by pressing control A and then press delete...then that would defreat the purpous of pissing someone off?...cuz they could delete it quickly and move on with their lives..I would do that..IDK would it sow down their computer?

[computerlife22]

Or you could change the "md" in the command to "rmdir" and then that command would delete all the folders just as fast as it made them.

[IXLR84UC]

beep

[endocomar93]

How can I make it too automaticly opens cause no one is dumm enough to open a random exe or bat in their mail

[adamd385]

mine only saves as a txt file, how do i change it to a bat?? It didnt give me an option to change it. Anybody know???

[alekiscool123456]

just type the name and at the end type .bat

i.e

hi.bat

[shotgunpainted]

could u set it to loop the folder creater like 20 million times and then send it to a friend so that it will delete itself

[SoomyLovely]

Thx

but the file type does not change !!

why

[ButterFlyXII]

i don't know why yours didn't work lowkeyede... why don't you just do what mobilephone2003 said while you are doing the steps... siriusly black!

[Haelstrome]

I noticed that you used "del %0" to delete the file itself. Is there something else that you can use instead of %0 to delete another batch file?

Basically, I have a batch file (1) that does two things:

-Creates a second batch file (2)

-Deletes batch file (2)

-Deletes itself

How can I make this batch file delete the file it just made?

[CarDusanVeliki]

this is awesome I sent it to my friend and I put it to repeat 100thousand times. I went to his place to "fix" it and I put it to STARTUP. man I'am MEAN

[Stubloo]

LMAO That's cracked me up...lmao Makes me wanna do that to someone now..Lmaooo xD

[XXXDEVILBOY]

cool man!!!!!! ur best!!!

ill send it to my friend to make him laag hehe

[saidpour676]

hey guys i have a problem i did that same thing but it came in my deskop!!! and how do i make it go away it comes every time i log on!!!!!so i have to delete it every time i log on!!! HELP!!

[fdxpunk]

how can i get this to my friend

[sasuke2277]

i sent my friend 100,000 folders. i hope his computer doesn't crash

[Snowyledge]

can somebody tell me how to get black winrar and notepad plz! and folder and everything else plz tell me

[PineHack]

worse:

@echo off

set /a a=1

:a

set /a a+=1

md %a%

goto a

change it a little for the second one, the 3rd one is too stupid of an idea to try to make good. I must admit though I did learn something in this tutorial, the for loop. 4/5

[08ipod]

mine didnt work what did i do wrong?

[GoodCoffeeInc]

copy and paste your code here and then maybe we can help, but "it didn't work" is too vague

[lowkeyedge]

Mine did not work either. I used

for /l %%in (1,1,10) DO md %%n

Screen flashes i think a dos prompt and nothing else

[timthearcher1]

i set the value to 10 million and i am crapping up my flash drive :)

[EllJayOfficial]

if your file doesnt turn into a batch, you have to click save as and select all files as the save as type.

[atomicKitten08]

lmao i did this on ma friends computer up to 10 million wen she was in teh toilet nd when she got back she was like WTF!!! nd this happened 2 days ago nd shes still 104 left =P

[bjarki249]

hahhahahahhahah

[zigibogido]

funny this was the very first video of yours that i watched now ur my favourite tutorial maker on utube

[finalking12]

mine doesnt turn into a bat

[timthearcher1]

u have to go to folder options then uncheck hide extensions on known files

[Haxalot96]

haha write "start" over and over (one on each line) and save it as a batch file and itl bring up the cmd over and over xD

[Canmx120]

It doesn't turn into a .bat file, just re-name it. shutdown -r is fun too =) especcially if you place the file in startup dir and make it hidden.

[lawlman28]

My file doesnt turn into a batch!!!=-(

[emtonstiLord]

THe meanest file to have the bat file working on is desktop i did that on mine for fun ;P I think it stopped at 9999 times thow but used 45 GIgabyte because in every .bat programm works like this ;P :

first text file mad from bat file ( name 1 ) :

files in C:......... 1.bat

second text file made from the bat file (2):

files in C:......... 1 .bat

files in C:......... 2 .bat

that goes on and ond i think the last files used like 90 mb ;P

[emtonstiLord]

LOl allready did that bevor i watched your vid ( good explanation)

[Fortyn9n3]

wow this isnt hacking its just simple commands in windows

i hate all those little 12 year old fags who are like "WOW IM GONNA H4X0R ALL MY FRIENDS WITH THIS L337 H4X!"

[thekingofslade]

i dont think hes 12

[yomancool978]

cool!!!!!!

[XGwill34X]

Haha i do it to myself when im bored xD

[mattube13C]

thats what she said

[MiissSlags]

WKD!!!!! iim gna hack into my mates computers and skwl n do tha :) iff uu knw any hack in to phones please tell :)

[XGwill34X]

Dont do that dude. I did it to a teacher and go into some deep shit xD

[tisteke]

if I do the same thing as you, it makes ONE txt documents with written noob in it 10 times = = I think its to whole way around normally, how come that its else to me

[tisteke]

I did it again, and now nothing appears..

[rob76o1]

can some one help me it dosent work i put in this: for /l %%n in (1,1,10) do md %%n and it makes a batch file but nothing comes up no folders

[rob76o1]

great tut!! i sub

[Zezfest]

dude that makes making folder mazes so much easier thanks dude

[DakotaZ162]

l2 not suck n00b

[NetromFTW]

Fucking great man! :D i pissed my friend pretty much with this.. made 1000 new folders on his desktop :D

[SirNorwayDaniel]

Its kind of bad done :( i wod be very angry if my friend whould do that

[ExecutionerBlade]

When saving make sure it doesn't say .TXT, make sure it says All Files.

Then name the file [Your File Name].bat

[bradjoe96]

That's ALOT like C++

[andy90620]

very good vid my man,

can you bind this batch file with a picture using WinRAR and once they click on the picture make this file run? that would be fun. thanks

[barzorrr]

Your question :

very good vid my man,

can you bind this batch file with a picture using WinRAR and once they click on the picture make this file run? that would be fun. thanks

When you bind a file, it always be .exe, what u can do is put a photo .ico

[jackthomasrobinson]

my folder doesnt go to .bat files

pplease can some one help

[pspmedude8]

it didnt change min to bat file

[HHHRulesTheGame]

same

[rubiks3x3x3]

when you are saving it you press save type pick all files then you put bat

[McCorrupt]

Great!

[7419635841635]

GOD DAMN U GUYS TYPE SO MUTCH xD

[ALEXLOVESMIA]

ok all of you who have problems this fix's it

@echo off

:start

start

goto start

just type this and save it as a .bat file

then start it and it will help you

[Wolfy9247]

Do you know if a batch file would be able to loop a command to open the internet over and over? Because I had something like that on my last computer, and want to know if it's possible to do that with this type of file..

[zaneski13]

wait i got it, never mind the last comment, now i have a more interisting problem

id like to add text into each folder that is made

hers what i got

for /l %%n in (1,1,9) do md hi%%n

for /l %%n in (1,1,1) do cd C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Administrator.ZANE­\Desktop\zaza123\hi%%n

for /l %%n in (1,1,10) do echo hi >> hi%%n.txt

for /l %%n in (1,1,2) do cd C:\Documents and Settings\HP_Administrator.ZANE­\Desktop\zaza123\hi%%n

I'm not about to write that 1 million times. Srry, cant add anymore

[zaneski13]

good job explaining

I just need a little help with this.

I'm trying to make a batch file that makes folders called "hi" but i want 20 of them

(this is just an example)

i tryed

for /l %%n in (1,1,20) do md hi %%n

that just makes one folder called hi

id like it to make a folder called hi, a folder called hi(2), hi(3), hi(4), hi(5), hi(6), etc.

can someone help please?

[julsmul]

Heres a fun one I made. It starts pinball :P @echo off echo Hello. pause cls set /p userinp=Would you like to play pinball?(y/n) set userinp=%userinp:~0,1% if "%userinp%"=="y" start pinball.exe cls echo Remember, the cheat is "Hidden Test". echo Have Fun! pause quit

[Courto93]

okay i need help someone reply to me please .. i create everything in notepad and have followed the insturction to complete . yet when i save and exit . it dosent change the file type to DOSBAT or whatever it is it says in note pad form.. any ideas? would be very appreciated thanks!!!

[julsmul]

Send me exactly what you wrote on the batch file and ill check to see if you did anything wrong. If you dont feel like it remeber to call it:

Name.bat

DONT FORGET THE .BAT AT THE END

[vachier418]

i got the same problemim writing

for /l %%n in (1,1,11) DO md %%n

but when im writing folder.bat it stayin in pad why??

[julsmul]

Here are a couple of solutions I have come up with:

1. One or more of your core files might be corrupted. I can't help you if thats the case. Your best bet then would be to just wipe your hard drive. Thats what I did when my core files got fucked up.

2. Your computer may not even have the command prompt. It could have a varient of it. try typing "cmd" in the "run" tab in the "start" menu.

3. Do you have windows?

[daheaa]

Nothing happens

[Littlekittycat67]

*hugs mobilephone2003* thank you man i am SO going to make one and send it to this to bitchy friend of mine LMFAO also i am going to show this to all my friends LOL

[funnystuff66613]

how do you put separate lines in the txt docs your making

[funnystuff66613]

thats evil .... i like it

[Tzeval]

very cool :)

[xXXVIDEOxchickXXx]

This is a great video, very professional, well explained, and (best of all) it's a simple script! :D

But yes, you explained this extremely well. I am definitely subscribing! :3

[strexfire]

Got it from Jakash3 youtube user: @echo off set start=0 set end=25 :loop if %start%==%end% exit set /a start=%start%+1 start "notepad.exe" taskkill /f /t /im "notepad.exe" ping localhost -n 1 >nul goto loop

[robybirdy]

I understand this code better than his because I kno about this stuff but not the stuff he is saying