Engrish is funny

[OnePieceLover1175]

WTF????

[Gnuzzk]

hai egsecuze me!.. hey who ale yu and while are you doin here?, how can i go to the tale numble eiight of eleventh fool uuuh anucepotly sigh end office... *gibberish* Uhuuh yu are the new one "branya" Huuh? ahhahh your boss is watin foh yu yu have to go to his praceRightOKAY? cmon follow me... Aeuughh thanks. oooh missa sayongyes that a year skin manager is a here... Yuess-Yuess-yuess-huyess! hele is your emproya and big mamas famiwhy gluy, Uh! i dun know wheater he can meet him or not.........

[cardboardsnail]

That's why ladies where wear high heels.

[KateandPop1]

Ehhh... its EngLish... not EngRish :)

[VocaApple]

@KateandPop1 ACTUALLY..The Japanese do not have an "L" in their language and therefore replace L with R, thus resulting in a worldwide fanbase for calling a Japanese's English, "Engrish".

[GladiatorShield]

This is for all of those years of the old Kung Fun movies

[CirqueDuCloud]

OH MAMA PLEASE NO!!!

[Luxo62094]

I can do whatever I rike.

[forgottenmaz]

comuh far on me

[ElliesDeathNote]

RAPE SCENE!!!

[Mrgreatestfreakout]

Oh no! Hans blix

[numbertoxy]

Oh herro :D

[ROOOOOOOOOAR]

best ones are right near the beginning:

"hii! egg-a-skuz-a me!"

"ah-heh... you are da niw wun. braniw, haah? hah hah hah, your boss is vaiting for you, you haftu go to his pRRRRace right ahkai."

[BgHalfCrazy]

It's not that bad at all.

[Yora21]

It's not that bad compared to other stuff I heard. But you can really hear them struggling.

Good thing Japanese is so easy to speak for Germans. Will make my Japanese sound a lot better than that of americans. ^^

[JesterOnCrack]

@Yora21 amen to that :D even though we germans probably have a notorious accent as well, we just don't mention it that easily ;)

[Kaoras]

Actually, the delivery is pretty convincing and the English is great, even if the pronunciation is horrid.

[Elley82]

all your base are belong to us

[FloronSoul]

Sounds more like French than English

[GirlDreamer90210]

sounds like the CD in my english book -_-

[robertxtm]

that is some serious english!

[Lukillamaster]

Officer Jenny!

[TheQtip1581]

'the fuck are they saying? i cant understand a word of it

[MrYorkshireFella]

Yoo make da fon of my Engrish!? Bwitch!

[IAMFEFNIR]

C.Viper: Beginnings

[Muckilove]

...what?

[Bloodheaven7]

big mamas family guy?

[songsterNJC]

r.i.p. headphone users

[sambrar97]

I didn't even know that they were speaking english until half way through the video :S

[lawlztisme]

How difficult is it, really, to hire a couple of weeaboos to voice the English parts? There are probably plenty of people up for the job.

[AnimeLiam]

@lawlztisme Like me =3

[jole884]

i need subtitles.really,i need them

[tarantulady]

I'm Japanese and I can't understand a good portion of what they are saying n_n

[BARRICADE10]

i cant believe i actually need subs in order to understand this 0__o

[coreykun667]

0:32 DERP

[ShijunUchiha]

0:18 HAAAI... EGGSCUZE ME

[heyjeySigma]

if WE cant understand what they're saying, imagine how lost a japanese would be listening to this crap lol

[AXSR388]

Hao can I get to Jerh Seh eight on reverh fow?

[Lillypie19]

The Japanese girl that killed the black chick has Megurine Luka's hair style!!!!!!!

[Heavenlyskyway]

2:13 you know what i me

[MaximumCarnag3]

Is this a joke?

[DonMezzo]

Holy shit, I think I heard some L sounds in there.

[BetterOnichThanSorry]

SHIT YOU, BITCH!

It's like they seriously just gave them words to say without telling them the meaning or in what tone to use them.

[G40rc3]

Aw god i can't understand shit T^T

[modshroom]

i like how the same bitch is doing literally all the voices.

[Futurestarra]

I understood most of this, but damn. Just...damn. It makes sense for the Japanese lady, but they could have gotten JP VAs actually FLUENT in English.

[67yroldhobo]

she kicked her boobie....

[killetrocitystick]

ENGRISH BITCH DO YOU SPEAK IT?

[Swordsmanofthedark]

......WHAT THE FU-

Wow... Wow. I have no words for this.

[LeahSummer100]

I speak English but I didn't understand a single thing.

[superman1113215]

the fuck?

[AnimeLuver16712]

all I understood was Shit you bitch!

[209johnnydizzle]

What the hell is this

[WREQUIEM]

@209johnnydizzle EVERYNYAN

[hentaiseeker]

One of these days when I am sober I MAY actually show transcripts. PROTIP:

You don't want to know how many typos I did in making this post after downing 4 shots of vodka in an hour. Thank god for chrome seeing my errors.

[modshroom]

@hentaiseeker

i feel you

[mojotheaverage]

1:05 : apparently the big one is Peter Griffin o.O

[Mikeybetts]

Japan, there are foreigners who walk among you! theres no need to ask japanese voice actors to speak english, just pout out an add and you can have native english speakers lining up to help!

honestly... *facepalm*

[MedicHaus]

@Mikeybetts As a foreigner who is actually reasonably fluent in Japanese (impressive considering that I've only been studying for a few years), I concur with this comment. Of course, I've heard some Japanese voice actors who are really good at English.

[Mikeybetts]

@MedicHaus

yeah of course, but having the real deal doing the voices would still be better, that way it had have the fluency and accent of an actual gaijin

[0IIIIII]

@Mikeybetts well they needed their characters have the same voice, they probably couldn't have done anything to stop the accents.

[jyozeff]

wait, this is hentai!

[imreas88]

They all sound like the foreign guy in Home Movies

[LeoRex13]

@imreas88 LMAO

[Openkore142857]

Hey..this anime looks good.

[FreedomValentine]

2:16 no, i don't know what i mean.

[kevinx619]

this is a clip from a hentai anime

[midgetsow]

0:52 I THINK I HEARD SOME ENGLISH! REALLY! "Oh, thanks!"

[banami65]

So Americans have small eyes and Japanese people have big eyes.

Oh the irony.

[MrHack4fun]

@banami65: Lol right? Come to think of it, everyone looks realistic except the Japanese girl. I dunno this is but it seems pretty biased.

[1peterkim123]

@banami65 Americans have sunken in eyes.

Japanese normally have eyes that don't sink in their face.

:|

[banami65]

@1peterkim123 Yes, although the difference in style in here is... immense

[1cme1]

@1peterkim123 lmao, no.

[1peterkim123]

@1cme1 Yeah.

[1cme1]

@1peterkim123 no.

[1peterkim123]

@1cme1 Yeah.

Search japanese models or something

Then search american ones.

Then look at their eyes.

[1cme1]

@1peterkim123 nope.

[SuperOceangod]

=___= what the hell did I just watch,a woman pop another womans boob.

It was funny!!

[ScissorUpYourAss]

WHO ENGRISH U?

[ThePOWERofSARDINES]

@MJokerbell

English speakers there are english teachers and a bunch of people near bases.

-_-

[Hoorayforfakes]

Let's see here. This should be nice MST bait...

*hears the lady's "Egguz-kyuuzu mee"*

Screw this, I'm outta here.

[coalsonicmario19]

Eggo-scusumee.

[ThePOWERofSARDINES]

Why don't they ever get english speakers for these roles?

[MJokerbell]

@ThePOWERofSARDINES Obviously because they dont exist in japan.

[hottamalehottamale]

oh my gah

[lenneth3]

hahahaha worst than that django western shitty movie

[TrollWithHeart]

this accent is so fucked up

[mundotaku]

I know that I have an accent, but this ridiculous. I hope I don't sound like that.BTW I love when she says "If you want I can do whatever I like"

[Reghedable]

@mundotaku I think these guys are reading lines with only an understanding of how to read it, without knowing the pronounciation. I kind of think, if a sentence in any language was written phonetically in english latin I'd be just as bad as these guys. "His purase"

[DestructionAMV1]

what.....da fuck? o.O

[karkotakan]

this hurts my ears.

[Shanequabumblebee]

O.O I think I need this subbed... I only understood like 5 words in this whole thing!!

[shoheisakai]

So..is big mama dead ??

[oOXPXMXOo]

I didn't understand any of that. >.< Engrish is not good.

[LeftRight013]

Since when do black people have blue eyes?...... O_e



[Ascarion1234]

"You know what I mean". No, I really don't.

[RainbowAnimeCupcake]

kinda racist..

[StrangeUNChildren]

Turn on the "Transcribe Audio" for more amusement.

[jikapital]

@StrangeUNChildren lol, more amusement indeed! xD

[kirlanda4ever]

@StrangeUNChildren -Very funny with the transcribe audio on!

[SouthernUK]

I got to "forrow me" and just cracked up

YES! YES!

[MarsWolves]

Don worry abou it Facking baby!

[kandykitababy52]

thumbs up if you heard "big mac" in the background at 0:41

[TrollFcae]

"HI! Egascuseh mee."

[UnkMango]

SHIT U BITCH!

[DarkPepson]

I drank coke while watching this shit.

BAD IDEA.

[FlameJackstar]

Asian shoudn't try.

[NinjaArt99]

tHAT WAS FCUKING HILARIOUS...even though i never understood a word of it

[wikiporno2]

I AM SKITRARY OF SCEINTIST OFFICE

[shikamak]

All the women have blue eyes! Even the black lady! D:

[silverysnow92]

"Brand new huuuh."

"That ?? skinny manager, isn't he?"

"Yes yes, yes he is"

Oh my god I couldn't stop laughing the whole time. xD

[deepthinker333]

Double Face-Palm: Because just one face-palm isn't enough.

[4everlinkinparklover]

2:11 Shit you bitch!!! XD That just killed me XD

[evilfluffyball]

Mcspaghettearboner you are wrong in so many ways yes nobodys eyes get that big in real life 2nd americans are fat 3rd it does not matter where you are from its your genes such as my fav hair would be red i dont no why i just like red hair..........

[WINFIELD32750]

@evilfluffyball well everyone is fat next to an asian girl

[McSpaghettiEarBoner]

why japanese women looks hot when in real life they have tiny eyes, small tits and normal hair, and american women look ugly when in real life they have big eyes, bigger boobs and cute hair?

[uchihasi]

woah complete turnaround, and i could barely understand a word

[4stones]

Curse words are the easiest to say in foreign languages. XD

[smartgirl889]

Sirry engrish XD

[ToviaPicoru]

I bet this is how bad my Japanese is. Sometimes I wonder if my Japanese teacher is trying hard not to laugh her ass off in class.

[TheWeatherman100]

That feeling you get when you realise other countries can't speak your language well either? Priceless.

[9intheaftern00n100]

why do the American ladies look realistic but the Japanese lady doesn't?!

[bigjoe777]

@9intheaftern00n100 this is pure animation racism right here.

[Morr1992]

"Datajherooskinamangirisahejer­" always cracks me up, 0:57

[silverysnow92]

@Morr1992 Me too, haha, and 1:19 to 1:23 too. I still dunno what she's saying. xD

[mynameisblabla0]

........wha?

[Xaephias]

CHING CHONG NONG FONG

[saike1984]

i wish my japanese was as good as their english

[sairast]

i had to stop becose i din't hear even an word of english :P

[Esupanitix]

She sounds like a badly-made vocaloid.

[AssistantSensei]

It's like some prison where Japanese people HAVE to speak English.

[Mikaylee]

"Family guy?"

Is she saying infirmary guide?

[IceNinja1000]

Is this what English-speakers sound like when they speak Japanese?

[Mikaylee]

@IceNinja1000 I sure hope not.

[2dittoz]

@IceNinja1000 i heard that americans sound nasaly like squidward :I

[Shadowdoll358]

go to his prace.....

[krunchykorn]

i wonder how the japanese react when they watch this? 0.0

[ralphredimix]

the boss is waiting for you, you have to go to his prace right ok?

[SunnyBunny1015]

anime meets cartoon?

[nznproductions]

I CANNOT UNDERSTAND

[IfritAxel]

@nznproductions English isn't my native and I understood every word...

[ThePickleSocks]

it's so cute XDD

[MARI06OO]

prace forrow XD

[Ascarion1234]

At 0:56 that isn't English, right? It can't be!

[iWearGlassesLOL]

I didnt understand a single word lol!

[AMUletVocaloid4278]

SHEEET CHU BEESH

[XCaliburDragon]

im pretty sure more than half of those "women" have penises

[banoka08]

What the fuck?

Why is this in my recommended?

[SpeakMyMind500]

i guess this is why they use american voice actors for animes.

[xBanny9x]

HYES HYES

[MrViruszone]

it's like simlish language

[DemonJr1992]

2:02 "We don't like stinky trouble, get outta here"

[kindboy1996]

Wow, 8 feet tall fat black maid with small and blue eyes and speak with an asian accent.

[Stimtastik]

"big mama's famiry guy" 

[PopeOnArope123]

"shit you bitch" lol

[kingXofXhell]

big mama got beated

[mrxai658]

well thats just mess up

[xintegratedx]

All the non Japanese had small eyes.

[jyonkheel]

I can't believe I need subtitles for a language I know!!

[yellowflip9992]

HOWS THIS RELATED TO OJAMAJO DOREMI!?!?!?!?!?

[ShipDeckSurvivor]

What is this anime?

[CrossoverWars]

@ShipDeckSurvivor Refer to the description plz.

[TheAndrewj96]

1:59

WE DOHN WYKE STEENKI TWAHBBLE.

XD

[Momo1592]

@TheAndrewj96 lolololol!!! this is crazy!!! it sounds like their speaking german or somthing other than english. good try though.

[MakaTheSoulKid]

At least they try. -_-

[YuzaSan13]

WUT THE FECK?? I was watching Gintama videos - How the hell did I get to here?! And I had no idea what they just said... Why couldn't they get actual English speakers?? -"-;;

[Sigsorama]

YOU HAVE TO GO TO HIS PRACE. COME /ON/ FORROW ME.

[LaloTheAstronaut]

How THE FUCK did I end up here? I was just watching some Wiz videos....

[AirGunRand]

AND BIG MAMA'S POR EBERY GUY