I find it awesome that the minute Jon Battle-Born starts telling of how Mikael sings only of gold and wenches he starts glowing like the freaking Sun!
i love how evey time he cuts to a new scene hes like "so next time you see me i will be in my badass house!" and every cut so far hes doing something completely different...god i love watching jesse play skyrim
@G8keyper100 the entire thing about her is on elderscroll.wikia.com, but the reason those dudes were after Jesse is because he murdered that crazy woman in that shack some parts ago. For further information she was a witch or Hagraven as you stated, you will meet her during a deadric quest, after you have gotten REALLY drunk/hammered
the way you get those thugs is if you steal from someone, they will come at you in generally the city belonging to the person you stole from the best way in riverwood is to run to the mill go thru the same area you chop logs in half jump on that pile and just shoot arrows and blast magic is the best way if you are a low lvl. If your in other cities just jump onto a piont to were they cant reach you with their weps and just use magic or Arrows. again this is the best way for low lvls.
That fight with the dragon was really pathetic, I gotta say. It takes me about 30 seconds to kill a dragon at that point in the game, and it took him a few minutes :l you're better then that, jesse. Screw the pansy shield, get yourself a two handed axe and go to down on that bag of scales.
Its funny at the beginning of the vid he talks about the second book he gets that gives you a quest, and he says "It must be a BIG quest because the words are in all caps" which if he noticed....THEY ARE ALL IN CAPS!!! EVERY quest is in CAPS!!!! LMAO!
I chose sven for the letter and stole stuff from the inn then I went to the town with lydia me and lydia killed most of them when sventried to puch them. He is still lying dead in the street.
you should go get that dude with the name that starts with a F that you had in Episode 8 and take him to your place so he can stay there just how Lydia is doing
its funny, wen i first met this lady she told me to come with her, and wen i saw her grad her sword, i started to wak her cuz i thought she was fighting me, and she died :( LOL
Jesse! You fool! Those bandits? You could've used your spell frostbite on two of them and then kicked the third one's ass, then the second and then the first's!
This was my the hole video: Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..
the battle between Jesse and the hired thugs was painful.He didn't have fus ro dah but he did have just fus.Why did he not equip his lightning,fus them away and electrocute them
19:20 Adrianne needs to get back in the kitchen and stop doing men's work... forging a blade with her knuckles after cooling it off in water. sheesh. Lady think she Chuck Norris.
The old man in the bar after you meet the wanted women and help her, the guy who plays the voice old the old man also does the voice for Pete in Kingdom heart!
Start useing Shout when your outnumbered
MrXmashirox 20 hours ago
on my forbidden legend it said investagate the cryptic message
samwzeer97 1 day ago
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press 10 for an idiot.
samwzeer97 1 day ago
The cutscenes are Hilarious!
slackerchik 2 days ago
Hahaha how can you be bad at Skyrim combat
ffffffffffffffffffad 3 days ago
I find it awesome that the minute Jon Battle-Born starts telling of how Mikael sings only of gold and wenches he starts glowing like the freaking Sun!
HanyouDante 1 week ago
Vagina punch!
Qwetzgreen 1 week ago
that is one badass horse!!
Qui3tHulk 1 week ago
"One hour video?" *Looks at the time: 3 AM*
Yaguacho 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim
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The name of the "taters" guy voice actor (for Farkas, ulfberth war-bear etc.) is Popeye Vogelsang, how badass is that?
NebulaOwl 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim
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The name of the "taters" guy voice actor (for Farkas, ulfberth war-bear etc.) is Popeye Vogelsang, how badass is that?
NebulaOwl 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim
The name of the "taters" guy voice actor (for Farkas, ulfberth war-bear etc.) is Popeye Vogelsang, how badass is that?
NebulaOwl 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim
Next time someone wakes me up I'm going to shout my profession at them, cause it's totally a natural reaction
UrieHusky 1 week ago in playlist Skyrim
i love how evey time he cuts to a new scene hes like "so next time you see me i will be in my badass house!" and every cut so far hes doing something completely different...god i love watching jesse play skyrim
TwoWheelsStudio 1 week ago
wait wait wait..
They have 2 brothers, a little boy a mother and a father, all living in a house with two dubble beds... not wierd at all!
landalot101 1 week ago
17:06 Yo dawg...
TheCorruptlight 1 week ago
it says king harald hunted down someone , king Harald was the king where i come from vikingland ! Norway :D
Primtoss 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
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Primtoss 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
When fighting the thugs near the beginning, why didn't you use your shout?
Adgenar 2 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
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@G8keyper100 the entire thing about her is on elderscroll.wikia.com, but the reason those dudes were after Jesse is because he murdered that crazy woman in that shack some parts ago. For further information she was a witch or Hagraven as you stated, you will meet her during a deadric quest, after you have gotten REALLY drunk/hammered
HellsingRuler 2 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
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HellsingRuler 2 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
hope that jesse realizes that timing is also important when blocking. But epic victory roar from Jesse at the end
HellsingRuler 2 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
you could have gotten a mammoths tusk behind the bar at the bannered mare
MrEthanR 2 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
@21:50 Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
G8keyper100 2 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
Look at his horse, his horse is AMAZING.
DwogsLikeKats 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
Jesse listens to the awful story about how a woman was pitted up against a young whelp of a kid, and how she murdered him, jesse's response is:
Jesse: I love you
Evangellist 2 weeks ago in playlist Jesse SKYRIM 15
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the thugs attacked you because you found anise secret room and killed her. wich is moira's sister
icebat10 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
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icebat10 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
:C no 1080p
diamondkid277 2 weeks ago
@diamondkid277 That would take days to upload you know
dt7964 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
why cant i fullscreen this?
Shedralarsuckit73 2 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
I find it funny how Jesse's horse will attack with him, mine runs for its life and I have to buy a new one.
ShadowPhoenixKC 3 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
@Lusankaya1 to annoying as well... do notnwant
WyntarProness 3 weeks ago
Fred Show. DO NOT WANT.
Lusankaya1 3 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
I swear to god, Olfrid Battle-Born sounds like Big Bad Pete from Mickey Mouse...
tialover2 3 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
@tialover2 Same voice actor.
ShadowPhoenixKC 3 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
'when i finally leave time' FORESHADOWING
tp9829 3 weeks ago
Mikael is a dick!
EldafoMadrengo397 3 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
the way you get those thugs is if you steal from someone, they will come at you in generally the city belonging to the person you stole from the best way in riverwood is to run to the mill go thru the same area you chop logs in half jump on that pile and just shoot arrows and blast magic is the best way if you are a low lvl. If your in other cities just jump onto a piont to were they cant reach you with their weps and just use magic or Arrows. again this is the best way for low lvls.
Hawkeblade54 3 weeks ago in playlist Season TES5
why doesn't it rain in my whiterun?
LysergXlll 3 weeks ago
0:24:20 When the hell did ozmit appear? :3
0Tanaka0 3 weeks ago
THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!
chad86541 3 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim 19
Funny how differently ppl progress in Skyrim, Jesse got the Eldergreen tree quest at lvl 9, i got it at lvl 49 hehe. Love it Jesse!
TheRiculi 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
The easiest way to get the mammoth tusk is go behind the counter of the inn, and take it off the wall.
MrPwnagemeister 1 month ago
@MrPwnagemeister I bought one off a guy in Riften
KrypticSalamander 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
This Moira person is the crazy old lady Anise's sister! She found out about you murdering Anise and ransacking her house.
MrPwnagemeister 1 month ago
why did jesse don t FUS RO DAH THEM?! o_0
TheGrace020 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
When he accidentally whipped out dual lightning hands while fighting the thugs I expected him to go "F it... UNLIMITED POWAHHHH!"
Fathuran 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
"yes i am kingsmen, wahhwoohaahwoohaaa" lol jesses awsome
Gibs6051 1 month ago
That fight with the dragon was really pathetic, I gotta say. It takes me about 30 seconds to kill a dragon at that point in the game, and it took him a few minutes :l you're better then that, jesse. Screw the pansy shield, get yourself a two handed axe and go to down on that bag of scales.
exibitions 1 month ago
CASTLE VON JESSENSTEIN
creepycookiemonster 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
When I got my thugs I was hiding whilst shadowmere killed the thugs
connorw1ll1ams 1 month ago
Its funny at the beginning of the vid he talks about the second book he gets that gives you a quest, and he says "It must be a BIG quest because the words are in all caps" which if he noticed....THEY ARE ALL IN CAPS!!! EVERY quest is in CAPS!!!! LMAO!
LoCkDoWnViPeR 1 month ago
Jesse! Y u no use shout on thugs?
techbri 1 month ago
Wait...Moira...THE HAGRAVEN!!! *dramatic sound*
666Shinedown 1 month ago
"Power Hour 2: Revengeance"
memorizationobsolete 1 month ago in playlist Skyrim
Jesse likes old ladies. Kay Jesse, that's fine.
Nakision 1 month ago
l want to see more killing
LumpyBumpyAcidFish 1 month ago
take their armor
LumpyBumpyAcidFish 1 month ago
next time recruit as many people as possible
LumpyBumpyAcidFish 1 month ago
I found the second dragon in Riverwood. Killed Sven and a couple of other people too. o-o
shizuka139 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
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shizuka139 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
Lmao, she says you have Ataxia. (Clumsiness)
TheRickochet90 1 month ago
@TheRickochet90 Isnt it a disease?
Driedcoolguy36 1 month ago in playlist More videos from OMFGcata
shes too badass for a hammer, she uses her fists
MMOplayer66 1 month ago
The thugs came for me when I was at the tower after killing the dragon. The guards killed them before I even realised they were there :)
Also, Jesse needs to realise that blocking doesn't protect from magic/shouts
ApatheticImagination 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
Victorrrrrry!!!!
mothain1 1 month ago in playlist Skyrim
Come by Belethors shop at-- I don't think I will.
Alexlord0 1 month ago
I own the Xbox version and for some reason can't activate the weapons rack that jessie has the ace of whiterun on. help please?
LALutuber21 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
i had a riften guard send thugs at me...
TheCanadianGamer11 1 month ago
53:58 Man what? She just told you that she beated a boy to death O_O
joonas888 1 month ago
Dragon shout now
DracoFreezeFlame 1 month ago
Felicia Day FTW
GMacAttack5 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
You get her a mammoth tusk, you could eventually get her as a wife...
KamenRiderBird 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
nice.
riley001000 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
Wasn't Moira the friend of that witch chick whose house you looted?
mga567 1 month ago
use the dragon screach thing so u dont get ur ass ahnded to u when u get jumped by thugs
wundertaco 1 month ago
aargh use more dragon skills in battles xD Thats the main feature of this game isnt it xD?
Anime4everOyokrae 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
lord of the ring reference <3 poe tae toes
DraghiiiFly 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
i call this one spud and this one friendship
sexypandamolester17 1 month ago
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ExtaseFoncee 1 month ago
lydia is cuter DDDD;
brenjunior 1 month ago
@brenjunior But... ermmmm, watwashernameagain is a freakind badass.
tf2maniac123 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
POE-TAE-TOES
Aaront03 1 month ago
You should pick-pocket trainers to get all the money you waste back.
mattm2004 1 month ago
if you talk to the companions you can turn into a werewolf I am it so cool
highlanderkiwi 1 month ago
I chose sven for the letter and stole stuff from the inn then I went to the town with lydia me and lydia killed most of them when sventried to puch them. He is still lying dead in the street.
orangemoustash 1 month ago
Moira is the red chick from Fallout 3
Arcaev 1 month ago in playlist Meer video's van OMFGcata
IM IMPORTANT :D
anextremeemo 1 month ago
Am I the only one who cracked up at the mention of Honorhall orphanage? Talk to Aventus Arentino if you don't know what I mean.
BBCamerican123 1 month ago
A guardi- champi- companion!
HashAssett 1 month ago
"Trepanning" is a surgical procedure that involves opening the patient's skull. The More You Know.
zog10042 1 month ago in playlist Season TES5
Oh good, I thought I was the only one that thought Lydia was annoying. Girl, you will carry my shit and you will like it!
razzen88 1 month ago
holy shit, what jesse said when ysolda asked him for the mammoth tusk. That was dark.
steventian67149 1 month ago 27
Is it just me or does the graymane who gave him the quest sound like batman? XD
pigpig252 1 month ago
you should go get that dude with the name that starts with a F that you had in Episode 8 and take him to your place so he can stay there just how Lydia is doing
FiveStarGamerBoi 1 month ago
@FiveStarGamerBoi im not sure thats a good idea feandal or whoever might loot jesse's house in revenge.(hence the name "the revengining")
orangemoustash 1 month ago
its funny, wen i first met this lady she told me to come with her, and wen i saw her grad her sword, i started to wak her cuz i thought she was fighting me, and she died :( LOL
tricksterzullu 1 month ago
@tricksterzullu ...What
Vlye342 1 month ago
"*whisper* We're in the Bannered Mare, bro."
Lol.
Wordslay 1 month ago
Jesse y u no use shout.
miacatchan 1 month ago
"Yes i am kinsman! UAGHAGH" Funniest shit ive heard all day.
SlightestShade 2 months ago
you got the motherfucking dragon shout thing and 250 spells and you run to some thugs.. wuss
tulmen 2 months ago
OMG! Romeo and Juliet reference!! <3
NUCL34RxM0n5t3r 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
lol when i first got thugs I found them all dead next to shadowmere
tehrealfake 2 months ago
"They are cat people" How offensive
draovwildand 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5 16
@draovwildand I am a Khajiit and i find that offensive.
jabberman3000 3 weeks ago in playlist Skyrim
Why couldn't you just hide from the bandits?
Aetheraena 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
when i first got thugs after me, i climbed the roof of a house and started shooting.
beohel 2 months ago
and that is the story of how you Jesse the Dragonborn met Uthgerd (Butterface) the Unbroken ;)
ForeverAndAlways098 2 months ago
This is a good guide
Vizzard27 2 months ago
:rage:
CaIrOOMaLi 2 months ago
BEST HOUSE EVAR :D
DerEwigeArie 2 months ago 2
use your shout 2 keep the dragons on the ground.
fepaable 2 months ago
23:05
The buisness ledgers invovle thieves guild quests.
I have a feeling you might be going to Riften soon... (hint hint)
Unless you already went there, since i haven't seen all the videos yet...
Aznorok 2 months ago
As a note, trepanning is about drilling holes in your skull to improve your health... :-p
CircleTheSkies 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
that u killed
Hypergon1928 2 months ago
Moira is the old naked ladys sister, :)
Hypergon1928 2 months ago
BADASS HORSE. :D
poisen06 2 months ago
Jesse! You fool! Those bandits? You could've used your spell frostbite on two of them and then kicked the third one's ass, then the second and then the first's!
IZAwesome444 2 months ago
-Cat people from Elsewhere...
-Pardon me, from where?
-Elsewhere.
-Oh...
RomanowRomanow1 2 months ago
UP
TheNerdyEnderMan 2 months ago
I ran into that dudes house when the bandits arrived. The kid started yelling "Why are they hurting eachother!" and the dad killed all of them -__-
tkellaway 2 months ago 28
MY "CAT" WOULD KICK YOUR ASS JESSE
44444w 2 months ago
i was screaminig at my laptop saying fuck trying to att just fucking run or get ur fucking 2 handid wepon and kick ass
rpgkingfull 2 months ago
Rock joint? "ahem" No comment... hehe ....
gustav685 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
SPUD!
BlogDaDestroyer 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
can someone tell me how jesse crafted elven armour? Moonstone is rare and did he like buy everything even if he did how did he get quicksilver?
shdowdragon3 2 months ago
Moira is the sister of Anise and you killed her.
nephilesi 2 months ago 57
@nephilesi wait, so she hires mercenaries to kill him because he stole some stuff from her sister but not because he murdered her? lol
Driedcoolguy36 1 month ago in playlist More videos from OMFGcata
anyone else notice how jon actually appears stuck in the wood? o.O;
carolsi13 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
Those guys showed up to kick your ass for stealing everyone's stuff! Muahahahahahahahaha! Justice!
Sobergrey 2 months ago
The stupidity gets to me sometimes... but that old gold codger voice.. <3 LOVE that voice :D so funny.
HandOfCode 2 months ago
Stupid milk drinker.
S1m0nSaysP7ay 2 months ago
This was my the hole video: Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..
S1m0nSaysP7ay 2 months ago
The OMFGcata Drinking Game:
Take shot everytime Jesse says "Needless to say"
StrangeBoffin 2 months ago
same happened to be at the same time.... but dorphie sent them upon me
jjhu04 2 months ago
OMG that girl was punching the metal with her bare fists
magicmatt52 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
Its Companion Jesse not champion.... Com-pan-ion
cookiedough128 2 months ago
the battle between Jesse and the hired thugs was painful.He didn't have fus ro dah but he did have just fus.Why did he not equip his lightning,fus them away and electrocute them
GGORRO 2 months ago
19:20 Adrianne needs to get back in the kitchen and stop doing men's work... forging a blade with her knuckles after cooling it off in water. sheesh. Lady think she Chuck Norris.
Floortile83 2 months ago
...But where is the troll scroll?
Lol, I wanted that mounted in his house.
ThatOneOverThere3 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
I got hired thugs sent to kill me too. I learned that it's a bad idea to break in to people's houses in broad daylight. >>
Aipomination 2 months ago
0:54:05 thats some ocarina of time shit
twimanable 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
0:28:41 these are the momments that made me create a fake account to subscribe to you again
twimanable 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
Victoryyyy
BLacKnREDBeaST 2 months ago
Awesome vids keep em comeing :D
IVetoYou 2 months ago
lol Jesse, you belong on the MST3K cast.
Tokgabi 2 months ago
That meat cooking at the drunken huntsman was the same shape as human flesh in this game O.o
MtHTyler 2 months ago in playlist Skyrim
Dude will TGM work . Godmode. Those guys are kicking you bottom.
Jajaffu 2 months ago
There is also another bug with Adraiane where she uses an invisible grindestone. "I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun." lol
hephestus1000 2 months ago
men..... the skyrim vids that you made are the funnier in youtube
aghfckingname 2 months ago
Aim to their knee >:O
0rangeNinja 2 months ago
Jesse didnt get that unless a dragon has a name he's just randomly appearing and its not in like a defined spot.
picorettte 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
I think Bethesda spent more time putting the books in the game then creating it?
OblivionFable 2 months ago
Im going to make a loop of you saying kinsman.
Citizenohshit 2 months ago
43:54 this comment rolled me on the floor for 10 minutes :D
spontanp 2 months ago
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TheCombust 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
27:28 you mean an arrow TO YOUR KNEE!?
Lawsondgage 2 months ago
when he met ufberth i immediately decide i cant wait till he meets the companions
hendrixnava 2 months ago
Mikael's voice sounds familiar...was his actor in Boy Meets World?
ShadowPhoenixKC 2 months ago
The old man in the bar after you meet the wanted women and help her, the guy who plays the voice old the old man also does the voice for Pete in Kingdom heart!
chefgarno18 2 months ago 2
@chefgarno18 I knew he sounded familiar.
ShadowPhoenixKC 2 months ago
why you no use your shout???
xXJackirBlackBloddXx 2 months ago
Lord of the Rings reference!! :)
JessieStender 2 months ago
Do you work at gamestop?
ModernTubefare 2 months ago
Question: How do you take on 3!?
Answer: Like a Boss!
iamadamsusername 2 months ago
thumbs up for the tough blacksmith lady punching red hot metal.
ZAX1010 2 months ago
Assassin's are a reason i love this game so much. So many people die when they encounter them! It's hillarious
Zuluhn 2 months ago
They should let you enchant paper to make scrolls like in Morrowind. :P
Tyotyo999 2 months ago
21:00 ITS NORDIC BILLY MAYZE... Still too soon?
LETZdoDIS359 2 months ago in playlist Season TES5
Why dont you hang out with Faendal anymore?
BlacksPrower 2 months ago
When you were up against the three thugs, I couldn't stop shouting "Where's Lydia Jesse? Why don't you have Lydia with you??!"
SHADO603 2 months ago
I used to be a huntsman like you, then I took an arrow to the rear. 27:20
Arguingwithmyself1 2 months ago