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  • Start useing Shout when your outnumbered

  • on my forbidden legend it said investagate the cryptic message

  • The cutscenes are Hilarious!

  • Hahaha how can you be bad at Skyrim combat

  • I find it awesome that the minute Jon Battle-Born starts telling of how Mikael sings only of gold and wenches he starts glowing like the freaking Sun!

  • Vagina punch!

  • that is one badass horse!!

  • "One hour video?" *Looks at the time: 3 AM*

  • The name of the "taters" guy voice actor (for Farkas, ulfberth war-bear etc.) is Popeye Vogelsang, how badass is that?

  • Next time someone wakes me up I'm going to shout my profession at them, cause it's totally a natural reaction

  • i love how evey time he cuts to a new scene hes like "so next time you see me i will be in my badass house!" and every cut so far hes doing something completely different...god i love watching jesse play skyrim

  • wait wait wait..

    They have 2 brothers, a little boy a mother and a father, all living in a house with two dubble beds... not wierd at all!

  • 17:06 Yo dawg...

  • it says king harald hunted down someone , king Harald was the king where i come from vikingland ! Norway :D

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  • When fighting the thugs near the beginning, why didn't you use your shout?

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  • hope that jesse realizes that timing is also important when blocking. But epic victory roar from Jesse at the end

  • you could have gotten a mammoths tusk behind the bar at the bannered mare

  • @21:50 Boil em mash em stick em in a stew

  • Look at his horse, his horse is AMAZING.

  • Jesse listens to the awful story about how a woman was pitted up against a young whelp of a kid, and how she murdered him, jesse's response is:

    Jesse: I love you

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  • :C no 1080p

  • @diamondkid277 That would take days to upload you know

  • why cant i fullscreen this?

  • I find it funny how Jesse's horse will attack with him, mine runs for its life and I have to buy a new one.

  • @Lusankaya1 to annoying as well... do notnwant

  • Fred Show. DO NOT WANT.

  • I swear to god, Olfrid Battle-Born sounds like Big Bad Pete from Mickey Mouse...

  • @tialover2 Same voice actor.

  • 'when i finally leave time' FORESHADOWING

  • Mikael is a dick!

  • the way you get those thugs is if you steal from someone, they will come at you in generally the city belonging to the person you stole from the best way in riverwood is to run to the mill go thru the same area you chop logs in half jump on that pile and just shoot arrows and blast magic is the best way if you are a low lvl. If your in other cities just jump onto a piont to were they cant reach you with their weps and just use magic or Arrows. again this is the best way for low lvls.

  • why doesn't it rain in my whiterun?

  • 0:24:20 When the hell did ozmit appear? :3

  • THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!!

  • Funny how differently ppl progress in Skyrim, Jesse got the Eldergreen tree quest at lvl 9, i got it at lvl 49 hehe. Love it Jesse!

  • The easiest way to get the mammoth tusk is go behind the counter of the inn, and take it off the wall.

  • @MrPwnagemeister I bought one off a guy in Riften

  • This Moira person is the crazy old lady Anise's sister! She found out about you murdering Anise and ransacking her house.

  • why did jesse don t FUS RO DAH THEM?! o_0

  • When he accidentally whipped out dual lightning hands while fighting the thugs I expected him to go "F it... UNLIMITED POWAHHHH!"

  • "yes i am kingsmen, wahhwoohaahwoohaaa" lol jesses awsome

  • That fight with the dragon was really pathetic, I gotta say. It takes me about 30 seconds to kill a dragon at that point in the game, and it took him a few minutes :l you're better then that, jesse. Screw the pansy shield, get yourself a two handed axe and go to down on that bag of scales.

  • CASTLE VON JESSENSTEIN

  • When I got my thugs I was hiding whilst shadowmere killed the thugs

  • Its funny at the beginning of the vid he talks about the second book he gets that gives you a quest, and he says "It must be a BIG quest because the words are in all caps" which if he noticed....THEY ARE ALL IN CAPS!!! EVERY quest is in CAPS!!!! LMAO!

  • Jesse! Y u no use shout on thugs?

  • Wait...Moira...THE HAGRAVEN!!! *dramatic sound*

  • "Power Hour 2: Revengeance"

  • Jesse likes old ladies. Kay Jesse, that's fine.

  • l want to see more killing

  • take their armor

  • next time recruit as many people as possible

  • I found the second dragon in Riverwood. Killed Sven and a couple of other people too. o-o

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  • Lmao, she says you have Ataxia. (Clumsiness)

  • @TheRickochet90 Isnt it a disease?

  • shes too badass for a hammer, she uses her fists

  • The thugs came for me when I was at the tower after killing the dragon. The guards killed them before I even realised they were there :)

    Also, Jesse needs to realise that blocking doesn't protect from magic/shouts

  • Victorrrrrry!!!!

  • Come by Belethors shop at-- I don't think I will.

  • I own the Xbox version and for some reason can't activate the weapons rack that jessie has the ace of whiterun on. help please?

  • i had a riften guard send thugs at me...

  • 53:58 Man what? She just told you that she beated a boy to death O_O

  • Dragon shout now

  • Felicia Day FTW

  • You get her a mammoth tusk, you could eventually get her as a wife...

  • nice.

    

  • Wasn't Moira the friend of that witch chick whose house you looted?

  • use the dragon screach thing so u dont get ur ass ahnded to u when u get jumped by thugs

  • aargh use more dragon skills in battles xD Thats the main feature of this game isnt it xD?

  • lord of the ring reference <3 poe tae toes

  • i call this one spud and this one friendship

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  • lydia is cuter DDDD;

  • @brenjunior But... ermmmm, watwashernameagain is a freakind badass.

  • POE-TAE-TOES

  • You should pick-pocket trainers to get all the money you waste back.

  • if you talk to the companions you can turn into a werewolf I am it so cool

  • I chose sven for the letter and stole stuff from the inn then I went to the town with lydia me and lydia killed most of them when sventried to puch them. He is still lying dead in the street.

  • Moira is the red chick from Fallout 3

  • IM IMPORTANT :D

  • Am I the only one who cracked up at the mention of Honorhall orphanage? Talk to Aventus Arentino if you don't know what I mean.

  • A guardi- champi- companion!

  • "Trepanning" is a surgical procedure that involves opening the patient's skull. The More You Know.

  • Oh good, I thought I was the only one that thought Lydia was annoying. Girl, you will carry my shit and you will like it!

  • holy shit, what jesse said when ysolda asked him for the mammoth tusk. That was dark.

  • Is it just me or does the graymane who gave him the quest sound like batman? XD

  • you should go get that dude with the name that starts with a F that you had in Episode 8 and take him to your place so he can stay there just how Lydia is doing

  • @FiveStarGamerBoi im not sure thats a good idea feandal or whoever might loot jesse's house in revenge.(hence the name "the revengining")

  • its funny, wen i first met this lady she told me to come with her, and wen i saw her grad her sword, i started to wak her cuz i thought she was fighting me, and she died :( LOL

  • @tricksterzullu ...What

  • "*whisper* We're in the Bannered Mare, bro."

    Lol.

  • Jesse y u no use shout.

  • "Yes i am kinsman! UAGHAGH" Funniest shit ive heard all day.

  • you got the motherfucking dragon shout thing and 250 spells and you run to some thugs.. wuss

  • OMG! Romeo and Juliet reference!! <3

  • lol when i first got thugs I found them all dead next to shadowmere

  • "They are cat people" How offensive

    

  • @draovwildand I am a Khajiit and i find that offensive.

  • Why couldn't you just hide from the bandits?

  • when i first got thugs after me, i climbed the roof of a house and started shooting.

  • and that is the story of how you Jesse the Dragonborn met Uthgerd (Butterface) the Unbroken ;)

  • This is a good guide

  • :rage:

  • BEST HOUSE EVAR :D

  • use your shout 2 keep the dragons on the ground.

  • 23:05

    The buisness ledgers invovle thieves guild quests.

    I have a feeling you might be going to Riften soon... (hint hint)

    Unless you already went there, since i haven't seen all the videos yet...

  • As a note, trepanning is about drilling holes in your skull to improve your health... :-p

  • that u killed

  • Moira is the old naked ladys sister, :)

  • BADASS HORSE. :D

  • Jesse! You fool! Those bandits? You could've used your spell frostbite on two of them and then kicked the third one's ass, then the second and then the first's!

  • -Cat people from Elsewhere...

    -Pardon me, from where?

    -Elsewhere.

    -Oh...

  • UP

  • I ran into that dudes house when the bandits arrived. The kid started yelling "Why are they hurting eachother!" and the dad killed all of them -__-

  • MY "CAT" WOULD KICK YOUR ASS JESSE

  • i was screaminig at my laptop saying fuck trying to att just fucking run or get ur fucking 2 handid wepon and kick ass

  • Rock joint? "ahem" No comment... hehe ....

  • SPUD!

  • can someone tell me how jesse crafted elven armour? Moonstone is rare and did he like buy everything even if he did how did he get quicksilver?

  • Moira is the sister of Anise and you killed her.

  • @nephilesi wait, so she hires mercenaries to kill him because he stole some stuff from her sister but not because he murdered her? lol

  • anyone else notice how jon actually appears stuck in the wood? o.O;

  • Those guys showed up to kick your ass for stealing everyone's stuff! Muahahahahahahahaha! Justice!

  • The stupidity gets to me sometimes... but that old gold codger voice.. <3 LOVE that voice :D so funny.

  • Stupid milk drinker.

  • This was my the hole video: Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..Use your shout..

  • The OMFGcata Drinking Game:

    Take shot everytime Jesse says "Needless to say"

  • same happened to be at the same time.... but dorphie sent them upon me

  • OMG that girl was punching the metal with her bare fists

  • Its Companion Jesse not champion.... Com-pan-ion

  • the battle between Jesse and the hired thugs was painful.He didn't have fus ro dah but he did have just fus.Why did he not equip his lightning,fus them away and electrocute them

  • 19:20 Adrianne needs to get back in the kitchen and stop doing men's work... forging a blade with her knuckles after cooling it off in water. sheesh. Lady think she Chuck Norris.

  • ...But where is the troll scroll?

    Lol, I wanted that mounted in his house.

  • I got hired thugs sent to kill me too. I learned that it's a bad idea to break in to people's houses in broad daylight. >>

  • 0:54:05 thats some ocarina of time shit

  • 0:28:41 these are the momments that made me create a fake account to subscribe to you again

  • Victoryyyy

  • Awesome vids keep em comeing :D

  • lol Jesse, you belong on the MST3K cast.

  • That meat cooking at the drunken huntsman was the same shape as human flesh in this game O.o

  • Dude will TGM work . Godmode. Those guys are kicking you bottom.

  • There is also another bug with Adraiane where she uses an invisible grindestone. "I don't claim to be the best blacksmith in Whiterun." lol

  • men..... the skyrim vids that you made are the funnier in youtube

  • Aim to their knee >:O

  • Jesse didnt get that unless a dragon has a name he's just randomly appearing and its not in like a defined spot.

  • I think Bethesda spent more time putting the books in the game then creating it?

  • Im going to make a loop of you saying kinsman.

  • 43:54 this comment rolled me on the floor for 10 minutes :D

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  • 27:28 you mean an arrow TO YOUR KNEE!?

  • when he met ufberth i immediately decide i cant wait till he meets the companions

  • Mikael's voice sounds familiar...was his actor in Boy Meets World?

  • The old man in the bar after you meet the wanted women and help her, the guy who plays the voice old the old man also does the voice for Pete in Kingdom heart!

  • @chefgarno18 I knew he sounded familiar.

  • why you no use your shout???

  • Lord of the Rings reference!! :)

  • Do you work at gamestop?

    

  • Question: How do you take on 3!?

    Answer: Like a Boss!

  • thumbs up for the tough blacksmith lady punching red hot metal.

  • Assassin's are a reason i love this game so much. So many people die when they encounter them! It's hillarious

  • They should let you enchant paper to make scrolls like in Morrowind. :P

  • 21:00 ITS NORDIC BILLY MAYZE... Still too soon?

  • Why dont you hang out with Faendal anymore?

  • When you were up against the three thugs, I couldn't stop shouting "Where's Lydia Jesse? Why don't you have Lydia with you??!"

  • I used to be a huntsman like you, then I took an arrow to the rear. 27:20