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  • The actor playing Dracula (Mikhail Roberts) can be followed on twitter drectly and through his band, @mikhailroberts and @513elevators ... respectively.

  • edward is my cousin! xDD

  • And in the original book Dracula didnt fall in love with Mina, neither was killed by her, if I only remember right....

  • That Dracula is badass, his voice and everything. But I kind of hoped he would wear more like, you know, old fashioned, because here he looks like a model or something... Just an advice, not an insult.

  • Dracula: Shut Up. Just Shut Up!

  • Dracula didn't fall in love with Mina, he became obbsessed with her. Mina was terrified of and hated him, she killed him in the end.

    Edward also fell into the void of obbsession when he meet Bella, Twilight could have become an okay remake of Dracula but alas SMeyer's can't write worth shit.

  • :)) edward the fag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Dracula is the king of vampires but Edward cullen is the king or queen of faggots

  • Dracula looks like the lead of Blue October

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  • This Dracula is attrive, what is his name?

  • Some people are confused of who Dracula was fallen inlove with, like Mina (in 1992 version), but the real fact is Dracula was in love with Lucy, Lucy was not alike other girls, and she was like a female version of himself, but the difference was she was a human before she went as a vampire, and Dracula revenges Mina for saving Lucys soul (and killing her with a stake) but Dracula & Lucy are the only ones that died like Bonnie & Clyde :)

  • Dracula has actually appeared in more than 200 films, and he is referenced in well over 600 films, more than any other fictional character except Sherlock Holmes. And, in a survey taken by more than 8,000 vampire fans, Dracula was the most popular, whereas Edward Cullen scrabbled for the pitiful 14th spot, beaten even by Count Duckula, the CHILDREN'S character.

  • Aaaaaand, the Dracula character in Bram Stoker's novel is in effect from Transylvania, Romania. Not trying to be a smarty-pants here, just trying to set facts straight to my best knowledge. Read the Bram Stoker's novel too!!

  • For those discussing Dracula falling in love: that only happens in the movie. In the book he never loved Mina, he only wanted to feed on her to spread vampirism, because Dracula was a vicious vampire, so he has nothing in common with Edward Cullen (thank God!!).

  • @bonsuamozelle He only revenges Mina for saving Lucys soul (and killing her with a stake, i think if it didnt happened, Lucy would have been his 4th wife, but Dracula and Lucy died both, cuz Dracula turned Lucy into a vampire cuz he wanted her not Mina)

  • thumbs up if tatouism brought you here!

  • Die Edward Cullen! you dont belong on this world!

    What is Twilight? a miserable pile of shit! that's what it is! but enough talk!

  • I'm with Dracula. He is everything a vampire should be. Go REAL vampires!

  • remember when Vampires sucked blood, not cock?

  • Dracula FTW you lil sparkly princesses!!!!

  • I am in love with this video! Awsome job!

  • I wish that balde was in twilight so he can cut up Edward Cullen until he looks like string cheese!

  • I am Bodine and I approve of this epic video.

  • Vampires are Predators!!!!

    do you think a t-rex would tell his prey "i cant eat you because i love you"?? fuck that!! he ate that lil bitch and went to the next!

    oh by the way. to me personally.

    no fangs = no balls

    LOL!!

    Dracula wins!!

  • Yes you can see his reflection, but I like to give people this amazing little thing called "slack"

    It can do wonders and actually let you enjoy yourself

  • Dracula all the way!

  • It's pretty awesome to hear Count Dracula swear.

  • "Sparkly, sparkly, sparkly like a fucking fary princess." LMAO *Rolls over the floor and continues to laugh*

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  • haha love the vid :)

  • I laughed so hard I cried! xD

  • Glad you guys are liking the vid

    Keep sharing it with your friends if you like it enough :)

    New vids are hopefully on their way soon

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  • Hell the even the Count from Sesame Street is better than Meyer's shit.

  • Everything Dracula says is exactly what I think about Twilight - an abomination and outrage against every vampire out there. Damn, the Dracula in this vid is probably the most badass Dracula I've ever seen, next the Dracula from the Hammer series.

    Twilight sucks, and Dracula will never die!

  • 1:45

    I thought vampires don't have reflections.

  • @AdmiralValkyrie We tried to film him without one, honest! My film skills were lacking at this point though. Maybe I'll remake it one day a bit more professionally :)

  • ...vampires can't be caught on camera, and they don't have a reflection.

    Dracula sounds really French!

    This is awesome.

    By the way, Dracula fell in love with a human: Wilhelmina Harker (neé Murray).

  • @MrsPennywise96

    I thought he sounded more Scottish...

  • @MrsPennywise96 We had a special camera that managed to catch him, and the reflection...sorry about that. We tried to film him without one but it didn't work out too well after a few takes of trying :p

    The script in my head was based off a friend from Quebec, which is perhaps why it translates as French-English

    And yeah, isn't 100% factually correct...may remake it to be

    But thank you!

  • @MrsPennywise96 Dracula fell in love with a human? possible, but how did it end? did they get married and everything went happy? no, it ended possible with him eating her for the thirst of blood,

  • @MrsPennywise96 Well Dracule was human once and when he fell in love with a human that looked like the girl who died when he was a human,which he was turning her into a vampire after all.

  • @MrsPennywise96 yes they can

    it's mirrors they have problems with

  • Fucking "A" dude...i grew up on dracula and nearly shot myself when i heard abt this movie..awesome..The Count rulessss!!

  • finaly something was done

  • Dracula Pwns Edward anyday

  • SO FUCKING FUNNY!

  • I get much pussy. I get soo much Pussy!!!!

  • Drac aint gotta worry about lady problems, he's married to three women. All vampires

  • TWILIGHT IS SUCH A BAAAAAAAAAAD MOVIE.

    A totally piece of shit

  • it's just a movie, chill out.

  • Dracula is French!

  • @Gindelbi

    Dracula is Russian!

  • @Gindelbi Actually the real Dracula (Vlad the Impaler) was Romanian.

  • @xXSimplyRavishingXx

    I said he was French and Russian. Now he is Austrian.

  • @Gindelbi Nope, he's Australian.

  • @xXSimplyRavishingXx

    Fuck meh.

  • the count will destory that fag

  • you forgot to make his hands withe I<3dracula and not only for he being my uncle i have my love for blood of him yeah!!!thumbs up for REAL vampires

  • that was funny u need to make anthor

    

  • Dracula, Viktor, Selene, Sonja, Lestat...

    Now those are what you call vampires!

    Hell Viktor could Edward by shouting at him! If you watch the first movie, you realize that Viktor could just kill Jacob with a flick of his wrist, and the werewolf he did that to in Underworld was WAAAAAAAAAAY more badass than Jacob!

  • @animeeclipse you forgot to mention Valek too he's another what you call real vampire, in the sense of it all.

  • Dracula is a vampire. Edward Cullen is a fagot. Any questions

  • @JasonFthecaptain faggot

  • That's one sexy Dracula.

  • kick edwards butt dracula!

  • Dracula would maul this kid

  • I was thinking since Dracula can turn into a wolf too that you should have him kick Jacob Black's ass

  • I remember when vampires used to suck blood, rather than cock.

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  • Edward vs Dracula?.....to hell with those glittering faggots........ DRACULA ALL THE WAY!!!...

  • XD The Dracula in here is brilliant.

  • he has a reflection...my childhood is ruined xD

  • @MadXOdin I'm so sorry! Beginning film student at the time...and a producing student at that. We tried to make him not have one but didn't work out too well :p

  • @MadXOdin Thanks bud! Keep on sharing with friends :)

  • this video should have more views, it is fucking hilarious!!

  • Dudes, I drew a picture of this sort of corporate goth looking vampire who's husky and has a goatee and mutton chops and he ate Edward's head off and then he ate Bella's head off and drank her blood from her decapitation wound. ^_^

  • Suscribed, fucking liked, EPIC HELL YEAH

  • that was AMAZING

  • If Bram Stroker's dracula meets Edward... Dracula will pick up a big ass broadsword and chop Edward in half or turn into a who knows what and rip him apart.

  • That was hilarious! The guy who played as Dracula did a good job.

  • zen back to hogvarts.... lol

  • OMFG! Priceless! I love this video! By the way, Edward Cullen better stay the fuck away from Hogwarts...unless he turns into Cedric Diggory again...

  • why can u see Dracula in the mirror... confused

  • Because his soul was so frightened by the stupidity of Twilight that it came running back to him.

  • @pandaluver101010 Talk to his lawyer Renfield XD

  • @pandaluver101010 New film students...short time frame...We tried in a few takes but didn't work out.

  • "He's sparkly! Sparkly! Sparkly! Sparly! Like a fairy princess!!!" Hahahahaha

  • "Sparkly, sparkly, sparkly; like a FUCKING fairy-princess or something!"

    =P

  • Why won't it save on my favorites??!!!

    Dxxxx

  • THEN GO BACK TO HOGWARTS

    lol

  • dracula would kill that gay vampire in a second and kill the warewolfs in twilight 2

  • Be reassured my friends, even though...

    These "movies" will age very, very, very badly, even for the future teenagers. People will see not only these fashionnable trash as outdated shit, they'll also make fun of them.

    Imagine yourself inviting your friends for your own Mystery science theater show, long after, 10 or 20 years later !

    Revenge will be us, someday.

  • @nozoto : Hell its come to the point where if you want an actual story line youre forced to turn towards Japan's animation section considering the fact that they've gotten every "vampire" style and made it even more badass, a good example of this is Trinity Blood, Vampire D, and Hellsing Ultimate

  • There's no respect for accuracy anymore. I don't mean "fanboy purism", just respect of the initial product. You loved Dragon Ball? Enjoy this big cock up your arse with DB evo. You love Bram Stoker's Dracula? Here's a kid friendly franchise. What will they do next?

    A zelda franchise with emo-link? The pretender with Jarod going at high school? a "Jonas Bros & the time machine" movie with 'em meeting Ray Charles, Elvis Presley, Jimmy Hendricks, the beatles and hitting up historic billboard?

  • Oh man, that made my day!!!

  • THIS WAS SO FUCKING AMAZING

    :)<3

  • This is like therapy. I feel so much better now.

  • Dracula does make a good point....

  • HAHAHA!!!

    NOWAY!!

    Blast this video to EVERYONE you know!!!

  • THIS. WAS. AMAZING.

    God, Dracula beats Twilight ANY DAY!

    He could kick the sparkly pansy's ass. :)

  • I agree with on that MysteryUpgrade, this was hilarious!!

  • hahaha he got killed by a bald wizard with no face ,

  • this video is epic. i am with dracula all the way. and noone wants to eat f***ing bella. winy little b****!!!!

  • @evilfoxdemon1 YES YES!!!!!!!!!! finally someone gets it!!!!!!!! i agree.

  • I agree with him....give me a break, vampires that SPARKLE?! WTF?! Real vampires do not sparkle.

  • just hilarious

    twilight fail

    Dracula WINS

  • lulz, loved it!

  • funny as.

  • "what kind of mid 40 year old cunt fantisises of sexually frustrated teanagers!?"

    LMAO

  • hahah Dracula is hilarious

    xD

  • "Go back to Hogwarts."

    and "Get ze fuck outta here."

    My fave parts. xD

  • wait, wait, wait. go back to hogwarts? whats that supposed to mean? i hate twilight, but i lovelovelove harry potter because its amazing.

  • @JessicaR4WR

    because the guy who plays edward was in harry potter 4.

  • oh. yeah well. he does suck in twilight.

  • "sparkly sparkly" lmao twilight is GAY

  • Hey ex roomie-

    Hilarious! I love it. F*&% Twilight and your funny as always. Good Work.

  • brilliant!

  • OMG Mikhail - this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while..... I can't share it with my kid because of language, but she LOVES Twilight, so this is a welcomed break from all the Edward and Jacob posters slathered around my house!

  • Haha hilarious

  • Freakin' awesomely funny and tru-ish. XDDD

    Awesome acting, good-good-good.

  • The dude who plays the Dracula looks much hotter than the dude who plays Edward. Frankyl because he's a real vampire in this video~

  • The guy who plays Dracula is amazing. They should get him into official showbiz if he isn't in it already.

  • i AGREE HE IS FUNNY TO

  • this vid is fucking epic.

  • draculas reflection isnt supposed to be in the mirror....but oh well i still love it!!! :D "go..get the fuck out of here.." XD

  • Then go back to hogwarts.

    Lol

  • i know i loved that line to

  • AH HAHAHAHAHA love his comments about stephaine meyer and kirsten stuart "BAD ACTING TALENT" legend.. and oh so true

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  • The thing I HATE MOST ABOUT TWILIGHT is that dumb bitch that calls herself an author, Stephenie Meyer. She takes everything that Bram Stoker created and shit on it. Bram Stoker's novel is a real piece of literature, one that you have to study to get the full meaning of the story. Twilight is a shallow piece of shit that does not to be called a book. Dracula is a real vampire, that has meaning behind his name. Twilight is shallow and does not come close to carrying the same meaning Dracula does.

  • @streetkleena It's like she's saying,

    "... because as we all know from Vampire mythology, the sunlight makes them sparkle and gives away their supernatural properties. Forget all that stuff that Bram Stoker and Anne Rice wrote, THIS is the REAL Vampire!"

    Stephanie Meyer must pay for this outrage. Dearly.

  • Thats just plain stupid...

    Vampires dont sparkle from the sun, they BURN from it...

  • My point exactly. Stephanie Meyer thinks she's written a Vampire novel when she doesn't know a thing about them.

    She's the very definition of "epic fail".

  • @streetkleena word

  • Epic! =D But Dracula had a reflection >> Ah well...

  • lol yea

  • Fuck yeah, this is the best video EVER.

  • WIN

  • BEST VIDEO EVER!

  • SUBSCRIBED!!!

  • ME TOO!!!

  • the guy playing Dracula is amazing XD

  • your not supposed to show draculas reflection in the mirror

  • This was soooo good :D pleas make more :)

  • "Sparkly, Sparkly, Sparkly.. Like a fucking fairy princess!

  • Fuck yes Dracula. I have the privilege of playing Dracula in a stage production. Truly the best vampire, Edward's a pussy.

  • This video deserves more views than it's gotten. Maybe if more people knew about it. It's hilarious. Lol.

  • The only bad thing about this video is that the guy does not look like Drac...

    Otherwise its perfect

  • "i do not eat fucking deer!"

  • I thought dracula didn't have a reflection.

  • Lol, Dracula was the spawn of ALL vampireness of any sort! Haha, I'd be glad to be eaten by Dracula or edward ANYDAY, lol.

  • Dracula Rules! I love you! <3333

  • DRACULA FOREVER!!!!!

  • LONG LIVE DRACULA!!! Dracula is the best vampire!

  • I heart this video!!!!!!!

  • "Zen go back to Hogvarts. Go on. Run along."

    BAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Dracula can tear all the Cullens apart.

  • this is awesome guys it has fully made my day

    (good work lara)

  • Who would win in a fight, Jacob Black or the wolfman?

  • Anyone could pwn Jacob Black

    That includes, but not limited to, Magikarp.

  • u mean calcuna

  • @Nickcritic

    wolfman obvioulsy.

  • Love DRACULA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dracula would kill all the Cullens, including that Jacob Black. Blaah, Edward Cullen, you suck!!!

  • love the christian bale reference