Women are better at men with, nursing, helping the sick, singing, evolving, driving, language, art, dancing, writing, social studies, reading, spelling, vets, teachers, cooking, cleaning, coming up with ideas, talking, having boobs, having a vigina, bleeding, having feelings, beauty, acting, raising children [most times], being mentally strong, smarter, better models, ect.
Women just do what they "feel" and not what is right. I mean, just listen the voicemails. For women, "right" is everything that makes them "feel good"...how pathetic is that? Women run only after their "feelings" and by that only leave ruin, decay and destruction behind. Guys, mind your own life, work and study hard, go to gym, eat right, study the Bible, search for God's approval and not for women 's approval. Get serious with your life. Get your focus right. Get women out of your mind! Bless u
Man, that takes me back all the way to school when girls used to hate me and treat me like crap in the SAME manner as these girls are acting towards Dick here. As a pretense, I just mind my business and do my own thing.
But you know you're doing something right when other guys cheer you on and say, "She totally wants your COCK, duuuuuuuuude!!!" I have never ravished a woman in my whole life, but that's what women want! What, we can't talk about it over a few coffee cups? : /
I love how Dick just remains so calm when all of these whores are calling in bitching at him. The piano background was awesome, too. You are the shit, Dick.
women r not funny at all.i realised that by hearing that dude and thought about it.women dont have a sense of humor nor a a decent personality.what do they ?they expect everything form their bro/husbant/bf they cant talk logically.they just curse and keep naging.they also want ur life to be revolved around their existence and theyuse sex to get their goals thinking their smarter than men when they do that(lol)their nature is rly messed up.whores.and they lie alot.damn those lies.evil anduseless
I am a female. I find Dick Masterson to be absolutely hilarious. He does actually make a few good points about women. Even though I disagree with him on a lot of things, I respect his opinion. I'm not going to get all pissy and call him a "fag," because ad hominems (or making personal attacks for the dumb women) are no way to win an argument.
Women (I'm pretty sure most of them don't believe in what your saying) make up 51% of the total world population, and only a small portion of the 50% of people who are men actually follow your beliefs. Sorry buddy, you're severely outnumbered. :)
Dicks ideology is flawed for several reasons. One he knows nothing about sexual selection judging from his ideas. Two he doesn't know what male 'dominance' means, three, has he never heard of the term 'Alpha male'? If Dick were to go up to a alpha male figure and throw these insults towards his woman he'd get his ass handed to him, gee who's the bitch now? Dick. And who's going to be getting the pussy now? Not dick... A real man knows how to respect a woman and when to put his foot down.
@strongfp It's not that Dick's ideology is flawless. It's that he's so good at trolling because he can convey the image that it's flawless. He is actually showing a very good alpha male mentality here. Obviously Dick has a better grasp on human nature than you do, though I agree with the last line you typed.
Yeah he's right all of these guys calling up saying that dick masterson is a loser defending these women and being captain saveahoe thinking it's going to get them laid,it's not.the same type of guy that Dick portrays himself to be those are the type of men that women go for.
I have a question for the women since i know yall are watching this,
How is it that yall can back up another women and it not be sexiest at all but when a man tries to joke around or fight when another come's up and has hes back its sexiest?
Dick you rock man and keep speaking for your people \./ -.- \./
why you mad women? all of you are getting so defensive when its just his opinion which means you are in denial because if you really knew it wasnt true you wouldnt really care. Man= winning
Also thank god somone still has the balls in this world to speak their mind/the truth
every point listed men have been better at, and the only rebuttal from women is directed as in insult at dick instead of saying WHY they arent parasites sucking money, time and energy off of men
A chick's idea of being funny, is to cause bodily harm to someone else, without any intricate pattern to the "humor".
Chick's are incapable of cohesive thought patterns.
The one girl's message: "Okay, first of all, you're a stupid homo" *hangs up*...
Okay...So what happened to "second of all"? If you are going to go down a list, be sure to continue rather than making one point instead of making several...
I fail to see how women are supposedly better at language and arts than men...
You know why all of these women hate Dick so much? Because he sees through thier myriad of money and ring chasing bullshit, and are fucking scared shitless that many orther men will catch on and stop being pussy whipped lille moneywells, and tell the bitches to get a job.
listen to this one bitch, my sons father is too lazy to work, too stupid to go to school... then why did you get with him in the first place, you stupid cunt?
Have any of the women given real world examples of why men are not better than them, rather than resorting to insults, getting personal and using sex like a carrot on a string? Oh yeah, men are better at arguing... Even though they get far less practice.
@18daniel Have the men given any real world examples of why they're better than women? No. They just call in and say, "Yeah! We're better! We're better at everything!" They sound so foolish. There have been millions of female inventors, including Valerie Thomas, who invented an illusion transmitter, Beulah Henry, who made over 110 inventions, and Margaret Knight, who invented dozens of engines and complex machinery. Women ARE still oppressed and men are merely physically stronger than women.
That girl that said "I have more balls than you" just proved even more that it is better to have balls than to not have em. Even girls want to be men LMAO c'mon.
@DaceFalar7 Yes exactly. I constantly hear women saying stupid shit like "I'm more of a man than him" or "I'm more of a man than he'll ever be" blah blah blah.. Looks like even they know it's better to be "a man about it" than to be a woman. LOLOL
@gugubro1: Not all single moms are whores, just most.. Example: I was raised solely by my mother due to my father being killed by a reckless (female) driver. She then proceeded to get her Ph. D and work in a psych-ward.
Unfortunately, most women would rather sit on their ass and watch their kids become petty crooks than help their kids through life.
It was kind of creepy when you went on and on with the "I'm not your buddy, pal" Joke I think you also missed that guy's point because of it...and lol.
All the women on Dick's voicemail have made fools of themselves.
Yes they have. Intelligent people would not try to debate an opinion. No intelligent woman would try to argue a point in a debate that, if attempted, will continue in the same way as a theist-atheist debate. (Dick being the theist - says it all).
Also: The men who called were just as stupid. It simply wasn't being stressed by Dick and hence not paid enough attention to by the audience.
not gonna date a guy working at Mc Fucking Donalds?
i bet the reason is his wallet isn't thick enough huh? fucking whore. Shit, the women who called on this line ALL made a fool out of themselves. damnit, write down ur argument and present it in a civilized way that people can actually take it seriously. i don't necessarily agree 100% with Mr Masterson's extremist view on this, but these women all got fucking owned HARD.
Don't bring up the old saying about men raping women. The only reason men rape women is because they most likely used them for money and tried to get away ( as all women do ). To women, men are nothing but $1000 dollar bills in their eyes. Women didn't create men. Men created women. Read it in the bible. Eve came from Adam ; the rib bone. Men created the law. Jesus was put in Mary's stomach. because GOD put him there. We Men have every right to be proud of the things we do.
@QueefKinsu that fact thay you are a creationist removes all chance of credibility from your point of view.
And as for your horrible rape theory, I think you should get to know so facts before you make uneducated guess like that, or do children who get raped by men do so because they "used" the men.
All the women: "You're dumb, you're gay, you're a fag, I bet you have a small penis, I bet you never get laid." Never anything with an intelligent point.
@monsoon2004 as apposed the intelligent comments from men over and over here. You're a whore, I bet she's fat, make me a sandwich, suck my D*&^- do you think this is making men sound intelligent? and don't give me this "truth hurts crap" just saying it doesn't make it true or smart. Not to mention singular examples of idiots as if we couldn't come up with stories of men like that. This is all bad behavior- how bout a truce instead of acting like fools
@mompm I think most of the guys don't really care, so they just say whatever. I don't think things are going to change any time soon though because it's just the way society is right now. Everyone is taught that one night stands are the best, marriage is stupid, and women should dress sexy. It also has women getting much less harsh sentences just because they're always seen as the victim, even if they murder someone. I'm not on the extreme side, but I do think things are fucked up right now.
@monsoon2004 oh I agree, I don't think men are treated better by the opposite sex at all, I think both sides have lost tact and respect. Just that guys like Dick arent helping. I like Dr Laura, she spells out the bad side of feminism and women feeling entiled. Both sides need a change. Peace
@Casanuda It's sad how the value of women is lowered here. I suppose it's because men have been undervalued since feminism began. How about we all rise above it and realize what's important and that men are needed to be fathers and leaders and women play an equally important role in caring for and raising the next generation. Can't we all get smarter than this "im bettter than you na na na na na" rediculous crap- peace
if i have a daughter, im gonna teach no to be like most women. Not to be a bitch and and whine and manipulate and whore around to get what she wants, to become self reliant and hit the books and get a degree and not need a man.
Omg, that last caller was hilarious. Every other guy that called with his gf nearby tried to talk shit to get laid, but that last guy manned the fuck up and spoke his mind. I really hope he was about to say: "Luca, grown ups are talking."
why do u hate us for who we are? we dont CHOOSE to be born a female. He doesnt care that hes hurting 100s of ppls feelings. THAT is proof, that you are NOT as good as some women. You stereotypical, sexist, narcissist.
@Datoberry Ok, we hate you for what you are because you are lazy, useless pieces of garbage that do nothing their entire lives except bitch moan complain and produce offspring. Women do nothing but rape men's wallets, and take every single fucking thing out of proportion and try to make us feel bad for you, when in reality women never have any fucking idea what they are talking about. And yes, exceptions can be made, but are very rare. So fuck you cunt. You feminist, fascist whore.
I gotta say... I'm lucky as hell, even though some of what Dick is saying is true.
I got a new girlfriend and she is loooovely. She doesn't like chivalry and insists to pay for herself. I don't have to spend a penny on her! She loves cooking (wooohooo!), and she loves watching boxing and icehockey on tv. And if I'm sore from a hard day, she gives me a backrub when I ask for it (and other great forms of bodily contact... *wink*)
@ChromatopelmaDude bro you can teach a virgin they love to stick to their first like glue lol and usualy don't cheat and they always think your the best lol
@DG07100 Yeah, I heard her on Tom Leykis one time, and she was even saying how female comics stink. She asked what straight man would want to pay money to see some broad bitch about her period. They can get that for free at home from there whore of a wife. LOL. In fact, Lisa Lampanelli is the only female comic who has a predominant straight male audience, and there's good reason for that.
I love you. I would seriously want a relationship with this man. Maybe I am a masochist, but I don't care, this guy is a guy I would love to be with. The South Park reference just made me sure of my choice.
I am very disturbed to admit that one of the girl callers taught me something I didnt know. Vagina comes from a Latin word meaning,"a sheath for a sword" ROFL!!!!!! The next time I can have any exuse to talk about my ladies vagina i will say,"When i said ur vagina what I really meant was a sheath for my sword"!!
@prettycow25 Good point. The sheath was made for the sword, not the sword for the sheath. It's the same logic about what came first, the chicken or the egg?
all these girl do is lol say he ugly and say he dont get pussy come on lol thats all they can say there dont you see women he is not saying this for whatever tts fro a reason because he wants women to change there ways dont you see you women are your own worse enemy women think they are better they everyone and love to shit on men on whatever he does but we supposed to be good with a women that works at a fast food place
wait a minute... having a a baby and period every month makes women better? sweet lord, if i were a woman how ashamed of my gender would i be??? is this how women think? good grief im a DUDE and im pretty sure i could form at least passable arguments why my gender should at least be reckoned with. LADIES you have a lot of work/evolving to do.
If there was a book or website called womenarebetterthenmen I SERIOUSLY doubt any man would take it seriously and get all mad about it like these women, because it's obvious that were better, and women don't want to admit it
why cant women prove him wrong they just call and bitch and moan ur never gona win a debate calling the other one a fucking fag or what ever women bring up a point why there better come up with hard evidence we sent a man to the moon cured polio inventer the weel now what have women done plz tell me plz im dying to know
i hate when ur either watching tv, a movie, or listening to music and a fuckin girl o a bunch of girls will try to fuckin sing along with it i met 4 girls ho claimed they could sing like that chick from evanescence and they dont they sounded like a dying cat
Well stop wondering dude, it never happened, and it never will, because logic is not something you're very likely to find on the inside of a womans head, in fact you won't find it, period. And so, logically, you will NEVER EVER hear a logical statement come from a woman, unless of course she copied it off some man. Women do that all the time, they steal things here and there which they think sounds clever and then, without understanding the words they steal they use them as argument against you.
Notice how my man-brain, without my even thinking about it, was capable of delivering that amount of logic and good reason and fit it to fill out EXACTLY the amount of characters allowed in a youtube comment. A woman would either: leave 200 comments in a row explaining herself without really explaining anything. OR: Write a five page-comment explaining herself, realize there was no way to post all of it at once, and then try to meddle with and modify it to get her thing across in one comment.
@Pantalakis --> But what about that one comic.. which name I can't remember...
I think that's the issue, there are funny women, maybe two or three of them. But there's just such an overwhelming number of funny guys that it's not even worth having a contest or anything. besides, women don't have to be funny. As long as they keep on being as lovely as they are, then it's okay! :D
This is hilarious. It's like listening to a silly fights on a school yard. I've never heard so much whining from a guy. He whines , bullies and makes up stuff. He says a single mom on here can't attact decent guy- proving guys are sometimes not decent and pointing out all he has attracted are money hungry skanks.
Most guys are decent, most women are decent- the rest find each other and make hilarious comments on Andrew dice clay like joke sites. Funny though!
Most women are crap liars. If you are into a girl and she isn't into you, she'll give you some bullshit excuse like "You're too much of a friend to me" or "I'm not ready for a relationship right now" when the honest to god truth is that they think you're unattractive...which also shows that they are shallow.
I don't agree with everything he says, but he does make a LOT of valid points and he doesn't even need to back them up because these women callers do it for him.
watch Dick on the Tyra show on youtube. Women are liars and shallow????He brags that this is what he is. If this is a negative to you then stop following this looser. YOu going to spend so much time looking for the shallow cheap bitches, and how to stay one up on them, that you won't notice the decent women who repect a man who might be right next to you.
Yeah, he brags about it, but at least he admits it. Admitting your short-comings is the first step in changing. FYI, I had never heard of this guy until yesterday, I've watched some of these videos and I haven't heard anyone give any valid arguments against his points. The girl on Tyra (who said Dick had "something itchy" down there) completely proved his point. I'm sure there are many decent women by the way and I respect most of the ones I know.
He admits his outlook but I dont think its to form the first steps of change Getting guys to think his way SELLS . There r women who cheat, take and lie and there will always men who lie cheat and disrepect. all people who operate at this level find people at this level, so they think proving a fact He makes valid points about such people because these are the type of women he surrounds himself with. human sociology rule proven, books sold! sad really- but not how my love and life work
While working hard in one of my school's computer laboratories today I found myself facing an unwelcome disturbance. A female clomped her fatass shoes across the floor like a minotaur and sat next to me. She continued to bustle about while seemingly struggling with her machine and grumbling "why won't this work?" I reach across and push the 'Power' button. Women.
Actually, guys are better at sucking dicks too. All porn stars are taught by gay men.
Thunderfvck 3 weeks ago
Because we don't treat women badly, we just don't want them taking credit for our shit!
raymondoe1997 1 month ago
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if this much men think like this how come the west likes to bitch about how they THINK muslims treat women!
WTF!?
islamconstitution 1 month ago
Women are better at men with, nursing, helping the sick, singing, evolving, driving, language, art, dancing, writing, social studies, reading, spelling, vets, teachers, cooking, cleaning, coming up with ideas, talking, having boobs, having a vigina, bleeding, having feelings, beauty, acting, raising children [most times], being mentally strong, smarter, better models, ect.
moonlightblaster 1 month ago
@moonlightblaster
I like how you included "having boobs" "talking" "having a vigina[sic]" "bleeding"
First off, most of these things are false, fabricated, meaningless, grammatically incorrect, or just plain stupid.
oumo 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@moonlightblaster Second off it's "etc" not "ect" you dumbfuck
oumo 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Shut yer goddamn mouth Luca
bloodlinehunter 2 months ago
How is being a writer worse then being a worker at mcdonalds? Idiot.
runescapeplox123 2 months ago
5:39, 5:45. 1+ for the south park references!
haloman800 3 months ago
"I hear chicks in the background..."
mhybrid7 4 months ago
Women just do what they "feel" and not what is right. I mean, just listen the voicemails. For women, "right" is everything that makes them "feel good"...how pathetic is that? Women run only after their "feelings" and by that only leave ruin, decay and destruction behind. Guys, mind your own life, work and study hard, go to gym, eat right, study the Bible, search for God's approval and not for women 's approval. Get serious with your life. Get your focus right. Get women out of your mind! Bless u
mhybrid7 4 months ago
legend
jmarsden21 5 months ago
Man, that takes me back all the way to school when girls used to hate me and treat me like crap in the SAME manner as these girls are acting towards Dick here. As a pretense, I just mind my business and do my own thing.
But you know you're doing something right when other guys cheer you on and say, "She totally wants your COCK, duuuuuuuuude!!!" I have never ravished a woman in my whole life, but that's what women want! What, we can't talk about it over a few coffee cups? : /
Agent1W 5 months ago
Why are these bitches insulting??? Is it maybe because truth hurts?? -.-
TheNamezor 6 months ago in playlist Dick Masterson
I love how Dick just remains so calm when all of these whores are calling in bitching at him. The piano background was awesome, too. You are the shit, Dick.
NashvilleKildCountry 6 months ago
I love the part where one of them says, "One day a woman is going to teach you a lesson." xD Women teaching men a lesson...that's a good one! xD
Godfather91290 7 months ago
good trolling good trolling
ultraTux1 7 months ago
All the women in this sound stupid...they can't even come up with a good come-back. Cursing someone out does not a come-back make...
Ravewithme19 7 months ago
Rob Halford FTW!!!
fetusjuice 7 months ago
Men are better with direction and they have a better sense of humor and naturally posses more upper body strength. BUT this guy is a real jerk.
JinkoStoleTheCoffee 7 months ago
women r not funny at all.i realised that by hearing that dude and thought about it.women dont have a sense of humor nor a a decent personality.what do they ?they expect everything form their bro/husbant/bf they cant talk logically.they just curse and keep naging.they also want ur life to be revolved around their existence and theyuse sex to get their goals thinking their smarter than men when they do that(lol)their nature is rly messed up.whores.and they lie alot.damn those lies.evil anduseless
itachiitachi1946 7 months ago
I am a female. I find Dick Masterson to be absolutely hilarious. He does actually make a few good points about women. Even though I disagree with him on a lot of things, I respect his opinion. I'm not going to get all pissy and call him a "fag," because ad hominems (or making personal attacks for the dumb women) are no way to win an argument.
Now, excuse me, I'm off to make a sammich.
margiejooby 8 months ago 5
"she is happy being unferior... perfect" hahaha you comic genius :L
kingnichendrix 8 months ago
Women (I'm pretty sure most of them don't believe in what your saying) make up 51% of the total world population, and only a small portion of the 50% of people who are men actually follow your beliefs. Sorry buddy, you're severely outnumbered. :)
lolaluvsu223 8 months ago
@lolaluvsu223 so the total world population exists of 101% humans?!?!
therocker1980 8 months ago
If women had anything else to offer to you other than sex, they would threaten to take it away from you.
Anon371 9 months ago
@Anon371
Good! You're smart enough to quote someone, although you forgot the quotation marks (basic punctuation).
lolaluvsu223 8 months ago
hi im a man i sit around i dont do shit on this earth woman r better then me....but thats jst me
1navyseal1962 9 months ago
Dicks ideology is flawed for several reasons. One he knows nothing about sexual selection judging from his ideas. Two he doesn't know what male 'dominance' means, three, has he never heard of the term 'Alpha male'? If Dick were to go up to a alpha male figure and throw these insults towards his woman he'd get his ass handed to him, gee who's the bitch now? Dick. And who's going to be getting the pussy now? Not dick... A real man knows how to respect a woman and when to put his foot down.
strongfp 10 months ago
@strongfp This is guy is obviously a troll, but your arguments actually back him up. LOL
geganobo 10 months ago
@strongfp ok captain save a hoe!
fsaari1985 9 months ago
@strongfp It's not that Dick's ideology is flawless. It's that he's so good at trolling because he can convey the image that it's flawless. He is actually showing a very good alpha male mentality here. Obviously Dick has a better grasp on human nature than you do, though I agree with the last line you typed.
cloudstrife1256 5 months ago
Yeah he's right all of these guys calling up saying that dick masterson is a loser defending these women and being captain saveahoe thinking it's going to get them laid,it's not.the same type of guy that Dick portrays himself to be those are the type of men that women go for.
blodachia 11 months ago
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Anon371 11 months ago 2
I have a question for the women since i know yall are watching this,
How is it that yall can back up another women and it not be sexiest at all but when a man tries to joke around or fight when another come's up and has hes back its sexiest?
Dick you rock man and keep speaking for your people \./ -.- \./
blackpanther10109 11 months ago
why you mad women? all of you are getting so defensive when its just his opinion which means you are in denial because if you really knew it wasnt true you wouldnt really care. Man= winning
mmench1 11 months ago 2
Also thank god somone still has the balls in this world to speak their mind/the truth
every point listed men have been better at, and the only rebuttal from women is directed as in insult at dick instead of saying WHY they arent parasites sucking money, time and energy off of men
69soldier 11 months ago
You made completely valid points?
well uhh ur a douche bag lol look how much smarter we are
This is why women will never be in power and they dont get respect
69soldier 11 months ago
woman are better at using logical fallacies, such are the good old: "you are an asshole!"
why even bother thinking if you can just raise your voice? finish it off with crying, and you will win any argument!
vwabi 11 months ago
What are women good at? Lying,sucking dick,inceptive,abortions,cheating, and being plain o'l dumb.
Impetrate420Justice 11 months ago
I don't totally agree with dick's views, but i tell you what the women that call up are not doing any favors for them selves
bozzza69 11 months ago
Dick masterson watches south park LOLOL
Helpforhackers 1 year ago 2
I'm gonna buy his book so he can be nice and Rich!
yakomuto 1 year ago
the first programmer was a woman... enough said.
downsideupgoesgroar 1 year ago
@thepancakestalker ur jus trying to sound like a gentleman ...idk to who tho..u want some girls on the internet to msg u back..or something?
cubano258 1 year ago
@thepancakestalker are you sure you typed this or did your controlling wife/girlfriend make you, you pussy-whipped bitch
MrMothertrucker91 1 year ago
Haha a south park reference i love it
goblew14 1 year ago
A chick's idea of being funny, is to cause bodily harm to someone else, without any intricate pattern to the "humor".
Chick's are incapable of cohesive thought patterns.
The one girl's message: "Okay, first of all, you're a stupid homo" *hangs up*...
Okay...So what happened to "second of all"? If you are going to go down a list, be sure to continue rather than making one point instead of making several...
I fail to see how women are supposedly better at language and arts than men...
AngerIsInMyBlood 1 year ago 18
What, Santa isn't REAL ?? your the man Dick
WestCoastR1der 1 year ago
I think men rock because they have testicles, not because they have dicks.
The gays have proven that men are pretty good at taking cock too.
Is there anything we can't do? Give babies? We're working on it!
harrifer3000 1 year ago
3:00 she wants your cock. The second you have enough money she'll do anything to sexually please you.
HaloLvl43Legit 1 year ago
You know why all of these women hate Dick so much? Because he sees through thier myriad of money and ring chasing bullshit, and are fucking scared shitless that many orther men will catch on and stop being pussy whipped lille moneywells, and tell the bitches to get a job.
PageofLegend 1 year ago 5
"I don't want to make you pregnant, I have to keep the glasses on"
Jesus, that's like some kind of Chuck Norris fact - only true!
AsifIcarebear3 1 year ago
listen to this one bitch, my sons father is too lazy to work, too stupid to go to school... then why did you get with him in the first place, you stupid cunt?
PageofLegend 1 year ago
Your an ass whole.
missypaige100 1 year ago
@missypaige100 Umad?
shiverunit 1 year ago
@missypaige100 asshole* lmao fail
lemecpp 1 year ago
@missypaige100 you spelled hole wrong
2277fallout 1 year ago
never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die
hecktate 1 year ago
Women have many more mental issues than men too, they're nuts!!
SodCorley 1 year ago
I guess men are better at understanding satire than women
newbeachinvasion 1 year ago
I pray God I have a little Ronald Reagan than some minib!tch
TriforcePlayer2 1 year ago
Have any of the women given real world examples of why men are not better than them, rather than resorting to insults, getting personal and using sex like a carrot on a string? Oh yeah, men are better at arguing... Even though they get far less practice.
18daniel 1 year ago 14
@18daniel Have the men given any real world examples of why they're better than women? No. They just call in and say, "Yeah! We're better! We're better at everything!" They sound so foolish. There have been millions of female inventors, including Valerie Thomas, who invented an illusion transmitter, Beulah Henry, who made over 110 inventions, and Margaret Knight, who invented dozens of engines and complex machinery. Women ARE still oppressed and men are merely physically stronger than women.
kirikakirikakirika 11 months ago
@18daniel Lol my friend, Only reason most of us "Lose" is because if we dont let them win, We dont get any,
But what they dont know is that there strip bars ^.^
blackpanther10109 11 months ago
I love the mood music in the background.
ColonelVagner 1 year ago
Read the book "The Manipulated Man" by Esther Vilar. A real eye opener.
melee409 1 year ago
It doesn't matter how much you agree you gotta fuckin' love this guy.
chailizard 1 year ago 2
@chailizard Some funny shit
DaceFalar7 1 year ago
4:20 "I do experiments every day!"
frymastermeat 1 year ago
I dont agree with this shit at all but its HILARIOUS
theorgasmicaj 1 year ago
2:25-hilarious yo
disdajuice1 1 year ago
That girl that said "I have more balls than you" just proved even more that it is better to have balls than to not have em. Even girls want to be men LMAO c'mon.
markymark2069 1 year ago 2
@markymark2069 Look up Freud's "On the Sexual Theories of Children." Before they get brainwashed, young girls know it's right to feel inferior.
DaceFalar7 1 year ago 3
@DaceFalar7 Yes exactly. I constantly hear women saying stupid shit like "I'm more of a man than him" or "I'm more of a man than he'll ever be" blah blah blah.. Looks like even they know it's better to be "a man about it" than to be a woman. LOLOL
markymark2069 1 year ago
Single moms are worse than whores.
MrSuperJuden 1 year ago
@MrSuperJuden they aren't whores because they are single moms, they are single moms because they are whores.
gugubro1 1 year ago
@gugubro1: Not all single moms are whores, just most.. Example: I was raised solely by my mother due to my father being killed by a reckless (female) driver. She then proceeded to get her Ph. D and work in a psych-ward.
Unfortunately, most women would rather sit on their ass and watch their kids become petty crooks than help their kids through life.
dystopianlover 1 year ago
@dystopianlover For everything, there are always exceptions.
gugubro1 1 year ago 4
It was kind of creepy when you went on and on with the "I'm not your buddy, pal" Joke I think you also missed that guy's point because of it...and lol.
saebeas 1 year ago
All the women on Dick's voicemail have made fools of themselves.
Yes they have. Intelligent people would not try to debate an opinion. No intelligent woman would try to argue a point in a debate that, if attempted, will continue in the same way as a theist-atheist debate. (Dick being the theist - says it all).
Also: The men who called were just as stupid. It simply wasn't being stressed by Dick and hence not paid enough attention to by the audience.
~ woman.
(not that it matters)
Purrrplexity 1 year ago
@Purrrplexity hah, you called their spew a debate + Its not an opinion, it is a philosophical stance.
Nikotehwolf 1 year ago
WOW
not gonna date a guy working at Mc Fucking Donalds?
i bet the reason is his wallet isn't thick enough huh? fucking whore. Shit, the women who called on this line ALL made a fool out of themselves. damnit, write down ur argument and present it in a civilized way that people can actually take it seriously. i don't necessarily agree 100% with Mr Masterson's extremist view on this, but these women all got fucking owned HARD.
chambillgame 1 year ago 5
hahahah im not your buddy, guy
s0calovic 1 year ago
@s0calovic im not your guy, friend
Tanlin2021 1 year ago
@Tanlin2021 im not your friend,guy
s0calovic 1 year ago
I'm not taking any sides in the damn chauvinist/feminist argument, but 1:38 made me lol
ZenDeividdo 1 year ago
Don't bring up the old saying about men raping women. The only reason men rape women is because they most likely used them for money and tried to get away ( as all women do ). To women, men are nothing but $1000 dollar bills in their eyes. Women didn't create men. Men created women. Read it in the bible. Eve came from Adam ; the rib bone. Men created the law. Jesus was put in Mary's stomach. because GOD put him there. We Men have every right to be proud of the things we do.
QueefKinsu 1 year ago 3
@QueefKinsu that fact thay you are a creationist removes all chance of credibility from your point of view.
And as for your horrible rape theory, I think you should get to know so facts before you make uneducated guess like that, or do children who get raped by men do so because they "used" the men.
mompm 1 year ago
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QueefKinsu 1 year ago
What's with all the effeminate men calling in to defend women?
Challenge9000 1 year ago
All the women: "You're dumb, you're gay, you're a fag, I bet you have a small penis, I bet you never get laid." Never anything with an intelligent point.
monsoon2004 1 year ago
@monsoon2004 as apposed the intelligent comments from men over and over here. You're a whore, I bet she's fat, make me a sandwich, suck my D*&^- do you think this is making men sound intelligent? and don't give me this "truth hurts crap" just saying it doesn't make it true or smart. Not to mention singular examples of idiots as if we couldn't come up with stories of men like that. This is all bad behavior- how bout a truce instead of acting like fools
mompm 1 year ago
@mompm I think most of the guys don't really care, so they just say whatever. I don't think things are going to change any time soon though because it's just the way society is right now. Everyone is taught that one night stands are the best, marriage is stupid, and women should dress sexy. It also has women getting much less harsh sentences just because they're always seen as the victim, even if they murder someone. I'm not on the extreme side, but I do think things are fucked up right now.
monsoon2004 1 year ago
@monsoon2004 oh I agree, I don't think men are treated better by the opposite sex at all, I think both sides have lost tact and respect. Just that guys like Dick arent helping. I like Dr Laura, she spells out the bad side of feminism and women feeling entiled. Both sides need a change. Peace
mompm 1 year ago
This guy just became one of my heroes!
Calibraxxis 1 year ago
If a woman told me she was better than me I'd simply laugh. It would mean nothing to me. No retort would be necessary.
Do women have something to fear by hearing the truth?
Casanuda 1 year ago
@Casanuda It's sad how the value of women is lowered here. I suppose it's because men have been undervalued since feminism began. How about we all rise above it and realize what's important and that men are needed to be fathers and leaders and women play an equally important role in caring for and raising the next generation. Can't we all get smarter than this "im bettter than you na na na na na" rediculous crap- peace
mompm 1 year ago
if i have a daughter, im gonna teach no to be like most women. Not to be a bitch and and whine and manipulate and whore around to get what she wants, to become self reliant and hit the books and get a degree and not need a man.
jflores85 1 year ago
how dare they say that you degrade women dick? some women degrade themselves
jflores85 1 year ago
Omg, that last caller was hilarious. Every other guy that called with his gf nearby tried to talk shit to get laid, but that last guy manned the fuck up and spoke his mind. I really hope he was about to say: "Luca, grown ups are talking."
elk832 1 year ago
why do u hate us for who we are? we dont CHOOSE to be born a female. He doesnt care that hes hurting 100s of ppls feelings. THAT is proof, that you are NOT as good as some women. You stereotypical, sexist, narcissist.
Datoberry 1 year ago
@Datoberry Ok, we hate you for what you are because you are lazy, useless pieces of garbage that do nothing their entire lives except bitch moan complain and produce offspring. Women do nothing but rape men's wallets, and take every single fucking thing out of proportion and try to make us feel bad for you, when in reality women never have any fucking idea what they are talking about. And yes, exceptions can be made, but are very rare. So fuck you cunt. You feminist, fascist whore.
Moosixman 1 year ago
Girls hate gays Haha! There have actually been women scientists and mathematicians. Oh wait, none of them were feminist bitches.
frankjohnson123 1 year ago
actually men are better at sucking dick, cuz women aren't as sexual as men...DUH !
MuscleMen555 1 year ago
Love watching these videos, very uplifting
konatown5 1 year ago 3
lmfao i love the south park refrences
FancyNoPants 1 year ago
"Women are powerhouses!"
Snort--HAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD WHAT A DUMB BITCH!
KurosanNitebird 1 year ago
I gotta say... I'm lucky as hell, even though some of what Dick is saying is true.
I got a new girlfriend and she is loooovely. She doesn't like chivalry and insists to pay for herself. I don't have to spend a penny on her! She loves cooking (wooohooo!), and she loves watching boxing and icehockey on tv. And if I'm sore from a hard day, she gives me a backrub when I ask for it (and other great forms of bodily contact... *wink*)
Oh, and she loves beer! :)
I have found the perfect woman!
ChromatopelmaDude 1 year ago
@ChromatopelmaDude i bet money your gf cant count on her fingers how many guys she slept with get a young foreign chick upgrade
Rahhhsajp19 1 year ago
Yeah, she's been around the block a few times.. but not more than 4 dudes in total.
Who wants a virgin? That's a total lack of sexual experience which equals boring sex!
ChromatopelmaDude 1 year ago
@ChromatopelmaDude bro you can teach a virgin they love to stick to their first like glue lol and usualy don't cheat and they always think your the best lol
Rahhhsajp19 1 year ago
@Rahhhsajp19
Who cares? I'm the best she's ever had. The other dudes just porked her like psychos, not caring that it hurt.
A virgin sticks to you? That's not good! Then you'll never get rid of her! xD
ChromatopelmaDude 1 year ago
Luca, SHUT THE F--
UGMF 1 year ago
1:37 "Women hate gays"
Of course they do, gay men dont let them suck their wang.
atsusamuno 2 years ago 3
Women have penis envy, proof they recognize men are better.
atsusamuno 2 years ago
I freakin' love this guy!!! XD ROFTLMAO!!!!!
MechaGearValley 2 years ago
XD same!
jakeneko 1 year ago
The only funny female comic is Lisa Lampanelli. She's fucking hilarious.
psx2514 2 years ago
With u on that one ha u catch her on the Gene Simmons roast?
DG07100 2 years ago
@DG07100 Yeah, I heard her on Tom Leykis one time, and she was even saying how female comics stink. She asked what straight man would want to pay money to see some broad bitch about her period. They can get that for free at home from there whore of a wife. LOL. In fact, Lisa Lampanelli is the only female comic who has a predominant straight male audience, and there's good reason for that.
psx2514 2 years ago
I love you. I would seriously want a relationship with this man. Maybe I am a masochist, but I don't care, this guy is a guy I would love to be with. The South Park reference just made me sure of my choice.
pammy294 2 years ago
the south park reference makes me love him ore than i love myself . . DICKS THE MAN
dosalltime 2 years ago
Yeah, that part made me laugh too! xD
ChromatopelmaDude 1 year ago
i love your southpark reference, just for this i LOVE YOU MORE THAN I ALREADY DID I WORSHIP YOU
anthonyprice9876 2 years ago
love the buddy friend joke
MrBillymayshere 2 years ago
I am very disturbed to admit that one of the girl callers taught me something I didnt know. Vagina comes from a Latin word meaning,"a sheath for a sword" ROFL!!!!!! The next time I can have any exuse to talk about my ladies vagina i will say,"When i said ur vagina what I really meant was a sheath for my sword"!!
prettycow25 2 years ago 3
@prettycow25 Good point. The sheath was made for the sword, not the sword for the sheath. It's the same logic about what came first, the chicken or the egg?
Agent1W 5 months ago
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05:37 im not your buddy, friend
Nopp3 2 years ago
all these girl do is lol say he ugly and say he dont get pussy come on lol thats all they can say there dont you see women he is not saying this for whatever tts fro a reason because he wants women to change there ways dont you see you women are your own worse enemy women think they are better they everyone and love to shit on men on whatever he does but we supposed to be good with a women that works at a fast food place
ANDREW26101 2 years ago
wait a minute... having a a baby and period every month makes women better? sweet lord, if i were a woman how ashamed of my gender would i be??? is this how women think? good grief im a DUDE and im pretty sure i could form at least passable arguments why my gender should at least be reckoned with. LADIES you have a lot of work/evolving to do.
flameswaterandchicke 2 years ago
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EmpressJudge13 2 years ago
2:50 I would love to put that bitch in her place.
hpufo 2 years ago
A**holes, drunkards and morons of the world unite to follow this attention hungry selfish dick who has some serious daddy issues
LionessCub1 2 years ago
women showed to me that they're ignorants especially when they cursing the guy what a cunts
Deidaaraartisabang 2 years ago
If there was a book or website called womenarebetterthenmen I SERIOUSLY doubt any man would take it seriously and get all mad about it like these women, because it's obvious that were better, and women don't want to admit it
Mrxb0x 2 years ago 51
i agree with u
MegaPandemic 2 years ago
GOOD FUCKING POINT! ;D
theanvilcracks 2 years ago
@Mrxb0x
There is a site that promotes the idea that women are better than men. It's called oprah . com
Rainb0wSeven 1 year ago
@Mrxb0x
There is a show like that. It's called "Oprah".
Rainb0wSeven 1 year ago
lol funny funny shit, im buyin dis book
Cuauhthemoc 2 years ago
hahahah this guy just owns the chicks after they speak
and thanks the guys after they speak
hes pretty cool
jonnywoodsfansite 2 years ago 4
Sex, babies, insults.... That's all women say on these.
MoAoX 2 years ago
5:39 YES DICK YOU ARE THE MAN
spice419 2 years ago
The last one was the best!
teo829 2 years ago
why cant women prove him wrong they just call and bitch and moan ur never gona win a debate calling the other one a fucking fag or what ever women bring up a point why there better come up with hard evidence we sent a man to the moon cured polio inventer the weel now what have women done plz tell me plz im dying to know
jt18023 2 years ago 9
the call before 3:09 was a WHORE
windowsforvista 2 years ago
i hate when ur either watching tv, a movie, or listening to music and a fuckin girl o a bunch of girls will try to fuckin sing along with it i met 4 girls ho claimed they could sing like that chick from evanescence and they dont they sounded like a dying cat
xiaoxiaocl 2 years ago 2
funny how the women are really embarrasing themselves :P
the one bitch who wouldnt date someone working in mcdonalds
proves his entire point :P
noldorian86 2 years ago 4
I just caught on to this wonderful series, and will enjoy listening to the rest. I am wondering if any woman has ever left a logical message.
Uncagedculex 2 years ago
Well stop wondering dude, it never happened, and it never will, because logic is not something you're very likely to find on the inside of a womans head, in fact you won't find it, period. And so, logically, you will NEVER EVER hear a logical statement come from a woman, unless of course she copied it off some man. Women do that all the time, they steal things here and there which they think sounds clever and then, without understanding the words they steal they use them as argument against you.
theanvilcracks 2 years ago
Notice how my man-brain, without my even thinking about it, was capable of delivering that amount of logic and good reason and fit it to fill out EXACTLY the amount of characters allowed in a youtube comment. A woman would either: leave 200 comments in a row explaining herself without really explaining anything. OR: Write a five page-comment explaining herself, realize there was no way to post all of it at once, and then try to meddle with and modify it to get her thing across in one comment.
theanvilcracks 2 years ago
Dick is like fuckin V from Vendetta!
Preach!
chin2000000 2 years ago
i feel bad laughing at this, but i just cant help myself!
ugonaeaturcornbread 2 years ago
naah Dick looks like Edward Norton, dead on. even sounds like him
IrkonDigital 2 years ago
was thinking the exact same thing
kirakun 2 years ago
actually. men can be pretty damn good at sucking dick.
cgoans 2 years ago
Haha. He's right, there are no funny women comics
Pantalakis 2 years ago 15
@Pantalakis
Well, some women ARE funny, but it's not intentional. Except for Ann Coulter, who is absolutely hilarious when she rips into Democrat women.
Rainb0wSeven 1 year ago
@Pantalakis yeah im not a chauvinist but why is that, really?! why!
hugorular 1 year ago
@Pantalakis --> But what about that one comic.. which name I can't remember...
I think that's the issue, there are funny women, maybe two or three of them. But there's just such an overwhelming number of funny guys that it's not even worth having a contest or anything. besides, women don't have to be funny. As long as they keep on being as lovely as they are, then it's okay! :D
Feralbreed 1 year ago
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This is hilarious. It's like listening to a silly fights on a school yard. I've never heard so much whining from a guy. He whines , bullies and makes up stuff. He says a single mom on here can't attact decent guy- proving guys are sometimes not decent and pointing out all he has attracted are money hungry skanks.
Most guys are decent, most women are decent- the rest find each other and make hilarious comments on Andrew dice clay like joke sites. Funny though!
mpmcfam 2 years ago
7:58 That is a good call..
mountainpatriot 2 years ago
Most women are crap liars. If you are into a girl and she isn't into you, she'll give you some bullshit excuse like "You're too much of a friend to me" or "I'm not ready for a relationship right now" when the honest to god truth is that they think you're unattractive...which also shows that they are shallow.
I don't agree with everything he says, but he does make a LOT of valid points and he doesn't even need to back them up because these women callers do it for him.
ExellenceOfExecution 2 years ago 10
watch Dick on the Tyra show on youtube. Women are liars and shallow????He brags that this is what he is. If this is a negative to you then stop following this looser. YOu going to spend so much time looking for the shallow cheap bitches, and how to stay one up on them, that you won't notice the decent women who repect a man who might be right next to you.
cctheboo 2 years ago
Yeah, he brags about it, but at least he admits it. Admitting your short-comings is the first step in changing. FYI, I had never heard of this guy until yesterday, I've watched some of these videos and I haven't heard anyone give any valid arguments against his points. The girl on Tyra (who said Dick had "something itchy" down there) completely proved his point. I'm sure there are many decent women by the way and I respect most of the ones I know.
ExellenceOfExecution 2 years ago 5
He admits his outlook but I dont think its to form the first steps of change Getting guys to think his way SELLS . There r women who cheat, take and lie and there will always men who lie cheat and disrepect. all people who operate at this level find people at this level, so they think proving a fact He makes valid points about such people because these are the type of women he surrounds himself with. human sociology rule proven, books sold! sad really- but not how my love and life work
cctheboo 2 years ago
These chicks prove this guys point from the beginning. These women actually think that they are proving a point by attacking this guy.
FastJimmyC 3 years ago 3
While working hard in one of my school's computer laboratories today I found myself facing an unwelcome disturbance. A female clomped her fatass shoes across the floor like a minotaur and sat next to me. She continued to bustle about while seemingly struggling with her machine and grumbling "why won't this work?" I reach across and push the 'Power' button. Women.
selzzmil 3 years ago 4