Keith Stone

[dotdotdash2]

while you're at it let's petition a bill into congress giving everyone the right to kick the shit out of Jack Black for impersonating an actor. C'mon, Jack Black sucks. In ten years, no one will know who he is anymore.

[wiiiilbur]

@dotdotdash2 My GOD! You are on the ball! Thanks for the comment.

[SummernlightningUSA]

lets petition a bill into congress giving jack black a legal right to kick the keith stone actor in the balls 70 times for doing a shitty impersonation of him for a beer that tastes like carbonated dog piss

[NDGrainGrower]

How saddening it is that so many don't grasp the blatantly profound parody of this video, but still do everything to get pissed about nothing. Wiiiibur has the sense of humor others so desperately need and it's scary to see it fly over so many heads. If Wiiibur is serious, I wish him the same sense of humor.

[wiiiilbur]

@NDGrainGrower Exactly! Obviously the guy is a paid actor and the commercials themself are poking fun at beer drinking rednecks. I just came up with this spoof on the way to Austin one day and it got 14,000 hits! I actually LIKE the girl in the tree. LOL I'm a martini drinker myself.

[rabbi8meat]

Your video is boring. Keith Stone's videos are entertaining. Be more like Keith.

[enos1989]

dont worry, i dont think you have to worry about dating any women.

[DDaniel20067]

Everybody hating doesn't understand sarcasm, at least I hope it is, if not.... LMAO!

[NDGrainGrower]

@DDaniel20067  Thank you for giving me some hope. Finally, a comment with thought.

[mgnovasaleen]

@lindsaymaye clearly you don't have a sense of humor. Or good taste in beer. Lmao.

[mrdocholiday138]

hahaha "i wouldnt date a women who drank keystone" .... dude the only way you could get a women is if you got a dentist and a women who was a 30 pack deep... sorry your not as smooth as keith stone tool

[Frogtalkin]

I love keystone, that beer rock ass!

[jrtx86]

firt of all this guy does not represent texans second this guy is a embarrassment to the south

[TSwizzle68]

Whatta pussy. Ill take my stones any night of the week

[Adsnell2004]

This was too fucking funny

[MrSmoKey420X3]

This guy is an inbred asshole

[6196kj]

No woman would wanna date u the want Keith stone and get a life moron

[wiiiilbur]

@6196kj  LOL

[SenorPackABowl]

???

What exactly am i suppossed to be convinced about????. lol

[kayak736]

i think this dude is just jokin....? cuz he looks just like keith stone just 30-maybe 38 years older and never had braces. and just the comparison he did "not smooth/smooth" it look like the same guy. just a time prolapse

[wiiiilbur]

@kayak736 Exactly! That was my point. Thank you!

[MDAvids88]

ahahaha

[webbster92]

oh and also, the 1960's called. they want their mullet back

[webbster92]

so when the description says "meet the most uncool asshole in the world!" you were talking about the pedophile driving the car whos never been to the dentist, right?

[mgnovasaleen]

you're a dick. keith stone is a bad ass.  you douche canoe

[lindsaymaye]

@mgnovasaleen

youre fucken stupid

[dirtybeerhole]

You do realize that you look exactly like Future Keith Stone, right?

[kokomango23]

Dude, you suck! Keystone is fricken Coors Light you moron! Key is GOLDEN! :)

[g0a1ieguy]

further proof that 98.62% of rednecks have down syndrome. (Keith Stone being part of the .0012% above average)

[robrobcharles]

IM FIXING TO FLAG YOUR VIDEO for stupidity cuz its a smooth move.....SMOOTH, LIKE KEITH STONE

[TheNed1606]

We all know its a bad beer but we still drink it when money is tight.We dont need an old fart to tell us whats good or whats right or wrong. We like the damn smooth coz its damn cheap!!!

[wiiiilbur]

@TheNed1606 Son, that's the best comment yet! I'll go with that. Enjoy your beer!

[TheNed1606]

@wiiiilbur Im just giving you a hard time .Now lets go drink some Shiners :)) Respect and I apologize for calling you a name :)

[TheNed1606]

@TheNed1606 :)))) U good guy bro im just giving you hard time :) Its cheap beer and lame but ppl still drinking it.Love my Tx ppl!!!

Lets go dring some Shiners now :))

[NEBBEN4U]

Your trying to make fun of keith stone from the front seat of your miata while you move your mouth like a retard...you my friend, suck.

[wiiiilbur]

@NEBBEN4U Ok, kid, No 1: the film of me was from another vid where I was poking fun at Mick Jagger. No 2, Keystone beer (which you are too young to drink) sucks bad. No 3, do you have any sisters of legal age that are as dumb as you are.  I saw your vid dude.

[wiiiilbur]

@wiiiilbur My bad. His vid is an old one and he can drink beer now. Still drinks keystone though. My teeth are perfect. I lost my plate and am not ego maniac enough to worry about it. Ladies like me because I DON'T buy them Keystone beer. LOL

[brndncobain]

@wiiiilbur u wish u were as smooth as keith stone

[dexstar86]

how bout you use some of that money from 11776 hits to fix your teeth guy. and keith stone isnt an embarassment to the south, he isnt from the south and you can tell that because he doesnt have a dumb sourthern accent.

[johntra21]

"I would not date any woman who drank Key Stone Beer" Obviously the number one quality in a woman is the type of beer they drink. Classy... Haha

[floydtibbs]

You guys are so butthurt am i the only person that finds this fucking hilarious with the out of sync? smootth, not smooth. LMFAO!!!!!

[lindsaymaye]

@floydtibbs

hell ya this is funny. its just that everybody is so fucken stupid

[Gristle42]

@floydtibbs about shit myself when that came up

[mackdaddy4222]

you're a fag dude.

[ricardosuta]

Yue're Stone Asshole!!!!

[wiiiilbur]

@ricardosuta And you can't spell kid

[wiiiilbur]

Respond to this video... And 11,522 hits bitch.

[bruffin1010]

@wiiiilbur and only 7 likes! most of the comments disagree with you, and the 2 top rated comments have more that 3 times the amount of likes video has. most of the people that watch this probably laugh at you.

[born2hate41]

hahahahha 113 dislikes

[wiiiilbur]

@born2hate41 LOL I can't BELIEVE how many people actually took offense at this vid about some actor pretending to be "Earl." Oh well 11,520 hits you ALL.

[antipopboner]

Keith Stone doesn't give a shit if somebody doesn't like him because he's smooth.

[cowardlylion819]

You're a disgrace to Texans everywhere.

[alkj6lmu]

lame!

[nasteisec]

You're fat, old, and ugly.

[doomlord459]

keith stone isnt an embarrasment to the south... the south is an embarrasment to the south... deal with it

[kk4590]

your teeth are smooth as can be, nice jibblets old man.

[lalem91]

lmfao i find this shit to be the most hilarious video ive ever seen. i just favorited it. know why? cause keith stone is a piece of shit. its the most direct advertising ive seen by an alcohol company to kids. im not even 21 and i feel like these ads pander. the guy in this video has it all right. keystone tastes like fucking cat piss anyway. enjoy drinking it to all the morons who love these commercials, keith stone, and carbonated cat piss! fuck keith stone :) :) :)

[Chhum1985]

What a hater. Still cooler than this whine-ass.

[lilky123456789]

Unsmooth: Driving a Chrysler Convertible and thinking you are smooth

Smooth: Being on a Billboard

[Kyd0x]

wow this old fucker is fail.

[supermotoman217]

lol wouldn't date any girl that drank keystone...I doubt any girl that looked like a female would date this ugly bastard. Keith Stone is my hero.

[MrMaxtremo]

I can't tell if troll... or just stupid

[Ghostgnads22]

Sir you couldn't sue me for shit its called freedom of speech ya damn troll

[wiiiilbur]

@Ghostgnads22 It was a joke. Chill out dude. Everyone's watching.

[Ghostgnads22]

Your a fuckin troll wiiiiilbur your a redneck fucktard

[wiiiilbur]

@Ghostgnads22 Sir I could sue you for that! A Troll is someone who hacks other people's accounts. I am an Asshole! Hey, thanks for the comment.

[vidEOkid12345]

@wiiiilbur a troll isnt someone who hacks others accounts idiot, its someone who insults others over the internet.

[wiiiilbur]

@vidEOkid12345 Oh, then I guess I'm a Troll cause I usually speak my mind. Anyway, thanks for the view and the comment.

[wiiiilbur]

@lindsaymmcclurg THANK YOU!!! And the funniest part is how they are defending this slug beer and this actor! God people, get a life!

[sk8tercophater]

you look like keith stones pah haa for real

[wiiiilbur]

Let's see, 8,489 hits. Hmmmmmm. Math is not your long suit is it?

[sk8pirate44]

lets just see that "smooth" cut one more time

Cheap cigar

dirty t shirt

scruffy beard

was that a gun?

yea a gun.

final conclusion....you sir are not smooth

[sk8pirate44]

ayo brush your teeth

[keystone50401]

my goodness,what a fool.its simply an ad.also,i happen to like keystone beer just fine.what does this ranting person drink?very likely i would think IT sucks.i sure hope we dont get to hear anything really scary from this fella.lotta hate there

[HomicidalEntity]

Get off Keith Stones nuts you old bastard you could only dream about being as smooth as him.. and as far as you not dating a female that drinks keystone goes you would be lucky to get a female with a pulse.. didn't anyone tell you that billboards were meant to advertise to young people ages 20-35? you really don't have any business looking up when you leave the nursing home..

[ManshedTV]

HAHAA, I think the old duffer was driving at or above .08 when he did this bit. Rock on, Keith Stone for president.

[laxninja43]

Keith Stone is my uncle

[whitetrashoutlaw]

I'm pretty sure Keith Stone is supposed to be from Pennsylvania. PA is the Keystone state.

[cbschwenk]

take a fucking shower and brush your teeth.... oh yea you prob cant afford braces .... HAHAHA f*cking loser. go back in the woods

[TheJackiemoon33]

How is holding a revolver, smoking a cigar, and wearing a baseball cap cooler than keith stone?

[ballin4cashh]

keystone is a classy beer jack ass

[blazer4165]

damn, i always look up to keith stone.

He's half of my pick up lines

And I actually picked up the chicks..

Damn guy is destroying my self esteem:(

[OakRidgePunk777]

How is he an embarrassment to the south exactly?

[ohiostateswag23]

keystone is the best fucking beer you cunt. your an embarrasment to the fucking earth. grow a penis and fuck yourself with it

[hdhock3y]

keith stone is the man!!!

[rgangl34]

in all fairness keystone is a horrible beer GRAIN BELT ALL THE WAY!!! but this guys a faggot Keith Stone kicks ass

[bighead29058]

yeah this is kinda retarded i like the keith stone commercials i dont know about the beer but the commercials are cool and the dude making them is prob got piles of money so... everyone is happy except for this dude which i dont know why....

[sirpotski]

Learn how to speak you inbred piece of shit. Keith Stone would fuck your mother, if you weren't already taking his place.

[0peration1vy]

hey...wilbur...buddy...you look like you fuck goats for a living. no human woman would want to touch you. you probably take those keystone cans up the ass. Keystone is good shit for american beer.

[zapcinzap]

Keith, ManSTONE!! he is the sexiest beast!!

[nsfhall7]

he would date any women he could get his hands on/besides his to sisters,hes had no other takes since grade school

[nsfhall7]

fuck you you stupid hore you just ruiened a camercial did your mom hold your hand as you said that because she couldnt see it and realize its the best fucking beer in the fucking world stupid ass cunt

[440hondaex]

what are you talking about you ugly old fuck. you probly would pay to fuck a monkey. yet alone think any woman would ever go out with you.

[Condemnedbass]

quit your bitching woman who cares! just cause you look like a severe alcoholic doesnt mean you can judge anything that has to do with beer!

[arosy123]

You are a dirt ball. fuck, how old are you anyways? grow up douchebag its a damn commercial

[wiiiilbur]

@arosy123 4637 hits bitch.

[TheMadisonMadness]

fuck you u redneck piece of shit asshole

keith stone is so chill

[kenpoks]

FUCK YOU KEITH STONE FOR PRESIDENT BITCH

[BroadwayAddams]

Keith Stone is Played by Mitch Jarvis. Mitch Jarvis is GOD.

So:

Keith Stone= Mitch Jarvis

and

Mitch Jarivs= GOD

so

Keith Stone = GOD

[KLewis1692]

The Keith Stone Marketing Campaign for Key Stone Light Beer is not only smooth, it's fantastic. You are just to stupid to comprehend the humor put into the T.V. commercials. You sir are the uneducated scum of America that is destroying us as a Nation. I award you zero points and suggest you take that .357 Revolver, insert it into your mouth and blow your brains out for the good of the American People. Thank you, that is all.

[Brysey19]

this guy obviously didnt understand the IRONY portion of elementary english.

[Hog40305]

I love it! Sir, you spoke the ultimate truth! Fuck Keith Stone and his lame pussy ass.Talk about a shitty beer...

[poopmcdoopdoop]

keith stone is the coolest guy ever.

[BIGpizzaCAKE]

god this guy's fucking dumb. he shows a video of him and says thats smooth? bulllllllshit hahaha. this guy is an embarassment to the south. those keystone commercials with keith stone are so funny!

[rideredbs]

Keystone is the best beer in the world maybe your a puss and keith stone is my good friend you sorry ass with your meathal ethal bad shit teeth queer

[volzrule2]

this guys about as cool as drinking a glass of magic johnsons jizz

[DethklokNirvana]

i don't think you understand, keystone light is always smooth... like keith stone. And he's smooth as silk.

[cheerjewhottie101]

im gonna kill this son-a-bitch for saying mitch was ugly, not smooth, and hhat his mother should have settled him when he was born!!!!! THIS IS MITCH JARVIS DAMMIT!!!!!

[mikeyoung101]

Keystone sucks ass. Keith Stone is funny as shit. So yeah. Anybody who hates Keith Stone because Keystone sucks, is a puppet. Like what you like, and hate what you hate. Don't let someone else tell you what you hate or love.

[kptsteve1]

your mother should have sat on you when you were born, Keystone Ice is the best beer.

[wiiiilbur]

@kptsteve1 My mother told me always drink straight bourbon and beer without preservatives, but each to his own! Thanks for the comment. If you're ever in Austin I'll buy you a beer.

[GQJcakes28]

@wiiiilbur F you old man, you result of inbreeding, keystone light tastes just fine. The same way that you would like you mother-sisters breast milk

[punxnotdead286]

All people in the south are stupid, inbred, racists. EVERYONE from the south is an embarrassment to the south. Go shoot your guns, hate gays, and praise Jesus while the rest of the country enjoys life in the 21st century.

[eaglefb66]

@punxnotdead286 umad?

[DethklokNirvana]

@punxnotdead286 Fuck you Guns are awesome! as well as Gays and Jesus! and of course Doughnuts and Grits and 2Pac Shakur and Motherfucking Keith Stone.

[HannibalsProductions]

Um, this is a stupid rant, grow up.

[wiiiilbur]

@HannibalsProductions Not as stupid as that dumb ass up on that sign.

[nsfhall7]

@wiiiilbur but nothing is more stupid then that dumbass in the car makin fun of keystone

[Constantine057]

A: wtf kinda redneck drives a convertable...you're a god dam city slicker

B: i've yet to ever ride four wheelers through the shit of the woods without some redneck buddies without keystone handy

C: i don't think a girl could knock out an entire 30 of stones and want to date you

[thedeadsexyedge]

rednecks...whaddya do with em? oh sorry this is your video

[medievalmaggot666]

You are an embarrassment to the south, surprising you could even afford a video camera that works properly.

[wiiiilbur]

@medievalmaggot666 LOL Keith Stone is an embarrassment to the south! Making light of everything the new south stands for. Basically, he's a fuckhead.

[PanteraRockstar90]

what is this one of those old japanese movies!! Keith stone is the shit... and keystone saved my life in nam

[wiiiilbur]

@PanteraRockstar90 I apologize if I slandered Keith's service to our country. LOL

[vwacadtech]

Check out my video search "Keystone Cranium Crush" .... keep crushing stones everyone...

[wiiiilbur]

@vwacadtech HEY send it as a vid response to mine and I'll accept it! Thanks.

[frankconjr]

like he looks cool with his sissy straw hat. Is that a beard or pasted on?  Keystone Light rocks.

[wiiiilbur]

@frankconjr THAT'S what bothered me about that beard! Thanks bro!