Cleveland Bear Scare

[BluCamo19]

Seriously? She called the police because she saw a bear in the woods? Lady its just a bear, dont mess with it and it won't mess with you. Geeze, might as well call the police every time you have a squirrel run out in front of your car and you miss it.

[skaterk232]

NOPE! Chuck Testa

[AcrossTheEchoes]

All News should do this. You think I'm joking, but I'm not. News stories are designed to stress us out, and stress causes serious health problems. This News story, on the other hand, although designed to stress us out, entirely fails to do that and actually relieves a lot of stress. "This recreation identifies how witnesses say the bear ESCAPED, into the woods." hahahahaha "I'm good, I'm uh, faster than a bear" LOL WHAT WAS THAT HAHAHAHAHA

[zz99xx6vv33]

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[kimd65]

There was probably something happening that was more news worthy but they choose to air this!

[djangowalon]

is this for real?

[zatypoqween]

They should do this for every bit of news:

"This is what a mad cow probably looks like, but real"

[patch6]

terrifying

[shloopa2]

Good news, im uh... faster than a bear...

ROFL

[jordananica]

Are they for real? Just another example that Fox news is more entertainment than news

[lozmoz12345]

Seriously thought at the end instead of saying 'Fox 8 news' he said 'Fucks 'sake news' listen closely.

[aerob1033]

If all local news was like this, I would watch it every day.

[JoelRod2]

"its good, I am faster than a bear"

[Rustheredfox]

what the.... huh?

[parhamont]

A ridiculuos news team

[nameofthepen]

"Bear scat", or as Floydstinkyboy might say it, a "bar stool". ;-))

[xXxXxBrusephXxXx]

lol wtf

[evofilms96]

epic win

[hernanbe13]

That was the best report ever!!!

[rapt0r196]

WTF!



[Krazyness]

even if this report wasnt so ridiculously made, is this even news worthy for tv?

[stretchnutz90]

this is legit... i saw it on TV when it aired

[gfata111]

how is this real.

[Da1337TrollerZ69]

Fake and Gay.

[stretchnutz90]

@Da1337TrollerZ69 swear it isnt, actually saw it on TV

[basketballer029]

"this is how it probably escaped" haha lmfao

[The2retrievers]

bear in cleveland.. blah blah...gator in back yard..yikes! bears are pupp

ies! :)

[rickdawg00]

So many confusing things! What is up with the bunny head?? Even the 'naturalist' is suspect!! This news report is a pile of bear scat.

[rickdawg00]

So many confusing things! What is up with the bunny head?? Even the 'naturalist' is suspect!! This news report is a pile of bear scat.

[0Smilelikeyoumeanit]

H AHA "I'm good. I'm a....faster than a bear"

The news station must of had fun with this one

[wiccc1]

Joe Rogan adores child penis. And testicle. Notice I said testicle (singular). He hates left balls. Just the right ones.

Of children.

[TheMaccaForever]

this is toooo funny. <3.

[gooeygoop]

damn...i just scatted my pants watchin this...

[BrownsNoise]

i bet you could buy that house for the price of a VCR

[Numbah2DeepindaQ]

All the bears have aids lol

[JokestaDk]

bears shit in the woods too!..oh my god..i don't know if i should be concerned about this..i just don't know,i don't know..but thank god the George Lopez bunny can get away

[JokestaDk]

thank god for this recreation! if it wasn't for this i wouldn't know what a bear looks like when he is running away or even WHAT a bear looks like,and i was just sitting there going "tree and a bear..bears clime trees? what does this look like! and thank god for this cause now i know,thanks broadcasting of the news!

[cmac411]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA­HH WTF ahahah i see bears all the time hahah this has to be a joke

[NuclearMisfit]

That woman is like the sister of Michelle the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Superfan.

[aslambilal]

I wish the news would do this more often.

It's makes it a lot more interesting.

[jumunius]

To all you haters, think about how stupid and boring this video would be without the cutout bear and bunny suit. I don't think they should cover the Iraq war this way, but for something kinda dumb like a bear sighting, I think they deserve props. Videos like this make me wish I was living in Lorain County again.

[Shepson1]

If the video would have been boring without the reenactments, then they shouldn't have covered the story. There are far more important things to cover in the news than some scared dame saw a bear; such as, what our government is doing with our money, for instance.

[pizzatheface]

Every news station has "fluff" stories. It's obvious the reporter didn't take the story that seriously either, but made the best out of a situation his editor put him in. Hilarious!

[ogerloaf]

This is real! This is just a small taste of what kind of douchebags we have in this part of Ohio!

[yoga7gal]

This is no joke - my friends who live in Lorain, OH, saw this on its original broadcast.

You think they could have found Natl Geographic footage or something instead of this "reenactment."

[DarkonFullPower]

I saw the broadcast too! I though I was doing nuts!

[apsihas]

This has to be a joke. There is no way, humanly possible, that a news cast such as Fox can say and do this stuff and mean it.

[astroathena219]

That's some hard-hitting journalism right there!

[t436]

And yall swore up and down cleveland don't be real hood. Proof LMAO!

[equineaurora]

since when does the news use cardboard cutouts?

[frozenpinky]

This an actual newscast? The use of a cardboard cutout!?!?? Are you kidding me? I thought this was a joke!

[Maehailey]

That is so great Oh my god I live in maine and we have bears here to but I never new what to look for now i do a big black inch thick animal. Thank you for looking out for us

[Watercr3ss]

Ahshaha! This is so hilariously stupid

[Destructoconfilms]

Love the bunny at 1:14

[zoltman91]

"This is what it probably looked like.. but real."

hahaha!!!

[PredatoryHawaiian]

i love the cardboard cutout of the bear...

[pennypyro42]

it's all fun and games until the bear eats all your berries. or all your honey.

[sccrgirl210]

uh I'm good, I'm uh faster than a bear

hahaha priceless

[allylux]

Search: "Rick the Killer Teddy", and watch.

[Johannady]

everyone knows what a bear looks like!! geeez!! XD

[timothyfravashi]

Rawr!!!

[csselement]

How'd you get access to this? The ending suggests that it's not straight from the newscast. Insider.

[proRockTex]

Is from the Onion?

this is the goofiest thing I've ever seen

[netagurion]

nope. real Fox 8 News. Cleveland

[GroverGee]

go live in the city. idiot!

[BrockRhodes]

This is journalistic excellence!

[BIGjess13]

gee i didnt know bears escaped by people picking them up and carrying them off.

[harken2881]

I am speechless.

I'm good. Im..uh..faster than a bear.

[FreeLancer1323]

Love it...

[kirbyy]

what the hell is this now

[strojan15]

Tina needs to take her shades off and have a drink..or two..or three

[ProfessorJukes]

This reporter does NOT 'take a legitimate story and turn it into a farce',as the description says. He takes a non-story and points out - in entertaining fashion -that reporting on it at all was a farce. I love it.

[kovxxx71]

wow why do i live in ohio with these dumb fucks

[Chevyman3500HD]

TODD MEANY RULES!

[mollyebuckley]

there is no way this is an actual story

[mollyebuckley]

yeah i actually looked on the cleveland fox 8 news website and it was never a story. this is funny as hell though!

[netagurion]

Just so you know.. this was for sure on the news on Fox 8 in the morning. I have it recorded on my Tivo!

[mysonnewow]

u really think theyd put it on line

[natealb892]

Yes, this was a real story. I watched it with my family, and all four of us sat there in disbelief. We had to replay the PVR multiple times just because we couldn't believe what we just saw.

[fiestavee]

I laughed. Not til I "scatted", but still a pretty good chuckle.....

[mlatchaw91]

This is obviously supposed to be funny. It's a new fad with news stations. Trying to be like The Onion and stuff.

[mraksreturn]

Slow news day, methinks. A black bear in the neighborhood! Here's the scoop! We don't have any footage and nothing actually happened, so here's a cardboard bear.

The station must have decided that a little comedy would fill out the broadcast nicely!

[GoLeafsGo2009]

LOO LThats fun. Bears are funny. hehehe

[leonbullard]

Really? Someone approved this footage.

[mehere247]

hahahaha fckn hilarious!

[ridgewoodian]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[cameraman172]

Lmao at the cutout climbing the tree.

[matx33]

No doubt. Like I said, it's an animal, GET OVER IT.

[altay8]

"This recreation identifies how witnesses say the bear escaped into the woods."

LOL! So witnesses claim that a man carried the bear into the woods?

[MortalAndKnowingIt]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol

[eebonics]

"this is what the bear probably looked like, except real" HAHHAHA i love you cleveland fox

[antiquewhitefox]

lol i used to live in madison about a half an hour away and we saw a bear and that recreation was freaking awsome did you see that bunny

[mutuga]

Quick....somebody call Obama. He'll fix it.

[TheKingCass]

that fake bear is the most awesome thing ive ever seen

[matx33]

It's a friggin bear, calm down, they'll just go on their way.

This woman sounds like she has a bear phobia or something. It won't do a damn thing if it doesn't see you, and even if it does then it'll just run away.

Here's some proof that the world needs to remember what nature is. Fox news and all the people interviewed have obviously never heard of a real forest.

[tomdissonance]

yeh, forget the fact that the bear is a cardboard cut-out, bear phobia is obviously the issue in this clip