Prit Stik (1987)

[jhoffmann132]

How did they do the guitar solo?

[AlternaTurk]

i loved it

[GaxKi]

lol

[CJAnonymous]

Sounds like something you'd see on South Park if they were taking the piss.

[Yupthisismaname]

I heard this song from a friend and had to look it up.

Look up sexy questions

[eightbitgnosis]

I gotta give it to this song. It's terrible, but I've always remembered it across the years. So in a way, it's a great song

[DN311]

I'm scared.

[KeyserSoze2894]

Hell, it's not Creed.

[Frostbite941]

this my jam right here

[MaxOrWhat]

its backwards

[signaldo91]

This song is made for high people. Others just don't get it...

[ZOMGUsetheforce]

It kinda sounds like they're saying "MISTAAAKE"

[gray0xZC]

The cover didn't go so well but there is a pretty badass tribute on my channel!!~!@!#@Rr yay

[gray0xZC]

I unironically love this song and am doing a cover of it

[everydaymisfits]

Best song ever 3 thumbs up

[alephnaughtpix]

@ReloadPsi It may *sound* like it, but it's "Pritt" there too, it's just meant to sound in both cases like "Pritt"'s being used as if it were a swearword. Actually, thinking on it now, it's a Pritt-ey poor joke. (I'll get me coat...)

[alephnaughtpix]

@ReloadPsi It's actually "Oh you little *Prit*!! STIK!!! Prit Stik!! etc" Actually, if anything it's even ruder, as it sounds a like certain swearword in common use in Glasgow...

[suicideposter]

This song is successful at disturbing me, unlike other songs that succeed at nothing.

[kaplanyorks]

As awful as this is, I'm willing to bet actual money there'll be a non-ironic and far worse cover version of this in the charts before 2015.

[Zanmatt2g]

show it to justin bieber, maybe he'll learn something about music

[BabieziEat]

I can't believe I paused Pandora to listen to this crap

[Hippay]

what

[Hippay]

what

[AnimeGuy9]

I made it through this entire vid. That makes it better than crunkcore.

[ProfessionalWhiteGuy]

PRIT STIIIIIIK!

[MeteorArmageddon]

jesus, so avante garde, definitely 2deep4 most

[TheDavidReinoldBand]

3:38 "We're not finished! We're not finished!"

hahaha fricking hilarious.

[MazaIsTheBest]

296 people are braindead

[clubpenscoot180]

so much better then justin bieber!

[Carthsting]

I do not why, but i am coming back to that third time, and im not hardcore fan or anything.

[ReginaldMcMuffin]

84 out of 365 internet listeners arent Braindead. i am not one of them.

[kamensAVA]

Listening to this when you're high is absolutely incredible.

[MyNameIsBucket]

20,000 views? This is well on the way to infamy.

[ParallaxDrums]

Ke$ha before the editing room

[snorfman]

who doesn't love lady gaga.

[jackofblades2007]

I have no idea. The drum solo is...I don't understand. What is this i don't even.

[Anthony3PO]

The guitar solo sounds like cats being shot with a light gun.

[DramaticaXIV2]

Ke$ha's debut

[XDRory]

i lol-cried

[HeyImNotAPrep]

First of all... what is a Prit Stik? Also... I like it ;)

[JadeAegis]

@HeyImNotAPrep

Prit Stik is a brand of glue stick, I believe. (Hence the puns - "Can you say anything? ... You're stuck for words!")

[Carthsting]

@HeyImNotAPrep Prick+Clit=Prit Stick

[alephnaughtpix]

@Carthsting That's very interesting, but unfortunately not the case.It's derived from the glue stick brand Pritt Stick. Mind you there is that "Oh, you little *Pritt*!" bit near the end, where "Pritt" could sound like "prick".

[robokill387]

@HeyImNotAPrep @Carthsting no, Carthsting, a pritt stick is a brand of glue. seriously, where did you get that "clit + prick" thing from?

[alephnaughtpix]

@HeyImNotAPrep Prit Stik = Pritt Stick = popular brand of glue stick that's safe for kids to use. It's a deliberate mis-spelling, similar to the Scottish soft drink Irn Bru.

[just4n07h3rd00d]

Well, it's better than Brokencyde.

[YewbSH]

Hit single off the album Songs To Be Murdered By Clowns To.

^ Not my joke.

[darthmongoose2]

this is truly painful to listen to

[cacophonyx]

I am the proud owner of the Prit Stik CD - it is a work of absolute genius, and I wish I could find Prit Stik Mik and Prit Stik Mej to sign it...

[447GHT]

2deep4u

[Doomtvan]

In 1987, being rick-rolled was considered good music. BRILLIANT SONG.

[RMNmusic]

this is the sound of the whole world dying

[yarukinasu]

So yeah... the drum solo is popcorn...

[alephnaughtpix]

@yarukinasu I think the drum "hit" is actually a tap on the in-built sampler microphone of the keyboard (Yamaha VSS-100). Anyway, it's all played on the keyboard, and overdubbed loads of times. Also, there's an upwards keyboard glissando, generating a huge "drum fart", which you can hear at the start of the drum solo, and a couple of times during the guitar solo.

[biscodawg]

so ahead of it's time.  Brilliant

[clintallen123]

It's My First Negativland by Preskool

[panzerveps]

dunno if i should press up or down...

it was awefull, but still quite good..

[mistercqnzr]

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[McPigeon753]

LOL "We're not finished yet! PRIT STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK! We're definitely finished now!"

[alephnaughtpix]

@McPigeon753 "BUT WE MIGHT NOT BE."

[Colinski03]

I love the drum solo :D Overall this is a masterpiece.

[Laramas]

This song is so bad it's kind of awesome.

[wafer9595]

Hey, it's better than Nickelback...

[DJMikeTheWarrior]

GAH, HIT THE VUVUZELA BUTTON!!

There, much better.

[Hailtheplatypus]

whats sad is this song would actually be pretty cool without the singer... i mean some of the music has a really unhinged quality to it and thats cool

[shrrrriram]

@Hailtheplatypus i think you have interesting opinion on music here is my lastfm last.fm/user/marirhs i hope we can have some interesting conversations

[shockraid1]

Like

Dislike

Which one do I pick I'm so confused

[savagewhimsy]

This is the shit right here. Eight thumbs up!

[idiotechnical]

It's so uncomfortable... I don't even

[CrispyYoshi]

@idiotechnical I hit the shit out of the thumbs up button.

[bjoerkhoerer]

YEAH!!!!

downloaded this in maybe 2002 or sth as a fake bjork b-side and STILL couldn't get it out of my head =D

love it. love it. love it.

[shadow6463]

drum solo was loltasticaliciousness

[Jacktherippingomegap]

My god... it's full of stars.

I REALLY wanna hear a black metal cover of this song. Really really really badly. I think it would be awesome and hilarious.

[fartmaster962000]

Revolution 9 for beginners.

[fartmaster962000]

And I mean that in a BAD way.

[stormvorm]

This song is telling me to do bad things.

[Deafkid10]

I honestly can't think of a worse thing to do than listen to this song.

[pzeud0nym]

my god this is fucking art

[aehaehaehae]

lmfao

[itstomtime]

this songs actually kinda creepy...

[clubpenscoot180]

I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD THIS SONG!

[CervantesXV]

This is like the sound of a dial-up connection starting. It's awesome, in a retarded kind of way.

[halofreak472]

Drum solo is my ringtone now. :D

[clubpenscoot180]

@halofreak472 MINE 2!

[rowanofrin1]

I wish I could play drums that well. One can dream....

*DRUM SOLO*

[RetardRage99]

drum solo time!

(sounds of rocks raining onto a shanty town tin roof)

guitar solo time!

(strangles a cat while firing a flash gordon blaster)

[yarukinasu]

Actually the drum solo was just epic. The guitar solo killed it. Only if the guitarist was someone like, Rusty Cooley, Joe Satriani, John Petrucci, Johnny 5, or Steve Vai, then it would be better

[LlamaYip]

Lol Yaru

[JadeAegis]

@yarukinasu

So wait, are you saying the guitar solo was good, or terrible? It seems like you mean it's terrible at first, but then you say it would only be better if (short list of extremely talented guitarists) played it, which suggests it "killed it" in terms of being really sweet?

[yarukinasu]

The guitar solo was bad

[Adventurejimbob]

@yarukinasu If it was satch or vai, just for the guitar solo, I would actually enjoy the song (given I'd skip right to that part, and run away as soon as it was over).

[EvilerBowser1003]

This sounds like something from the Silent Hill soundtracks. Only even more frightening and ear raping.

[raiden3k]

what would be the result of playing this on repeat every night in the room where an infant sleeps??

[Arkeis07]

...slightly less intolerable when high.

only slightly, though.

*drum solo!!!*

[teenwaste1991]

hahah this song is SOOO fuckin bad that i love the thing

[Vivendium44]

This song actually scares me. Like, listening to it makes me feel messed up and anxious.

Everything in it is just... wrong. It's sort of hard to explain.

[OtAkuSpEEdC0cK]

This is dank, who is this?

[DeltaFoxCommando]

omg

[kiiririnkinpah13]

Best song ever. im gonna need an mp3 of this

[krazyhacker]

Sounds like NMH's new single

[davidrobertson12345]

glasgow bands have always been waaaay too amazing for the world to understand them

[Starfishlandlol]

Exit-level hipster garabe.

[xnightkillerx]

It's like something from Yo Gabba Gabba

[Cockoblock]

i actually like it

[xReZeCoDx]

It's sort of catchy.

[elemeno2]

it's like animal collective but better

[shrrrriram]

@elemeno2 yea ma\ n

[nurarihyooon]

@elemeno2 bahahahahahaaa

[jxhensley]

at least its 100% original

[xXJessicaZhaoXx]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XDDD

[UltraPowerDemond]

This makes me wanna fry potatoes on the surface of the sun.

[jishtron]

lmao lmao lmao lmao

[trueballa6969]

wo wo wo.. wait a min... did prit stik even listen to this? i would have loved to be there, just imagine, their done recording this, and they come out look at the guy who recorded this, and he sits there and looks them in the face, and says: "well boys this is going to change the world' boy did it ever...

[alephnaughtpix]

@trueballa6969 It was "self-produced".

[sensfan1511]

LMAO!!!

[QB8Young]

Sounds like some horribly off beat and out of key voodoo chant crap

[SymphonyOfSerenity]

My god, did I just witness a murder?

[kraetyz]

The victim was music.

[InchonDM]

@SymphonyOfSerenity Yes, yes you did.

Musical theory's funeral will be held next month.

[alephnaughtpix]

@SymphonyOfSerenity You know the album this comes from was called "Murder in the Recording Studio"?

[Adyakati]

I would kidnap people and lock them in nondescript empty room just to play this song all over to torture them.

[ProjectBurncan]

I'd actually rather listen to Revolution 9.

[Thatguy322]

amazing drum solo

[bd0g5]

Awesome guitar solo man!

[sec0f111]

pritstiiiiiiiik

[PlasticGuitarKid49]

best song ever

[cronotron]

Amazing !

[Akakios69]

i...i love this

[ARRGHcheese]

breathtaking, a true masterpiece

[Jimmygranqvist]

I lol'd!

[mechwarrior5]

Artistic

[MistahhB]

If you listen to this in the dark, you will become insane after two minutes.

[ChaosChronicle]

The guitar solos sound like the mass murder of bees or mice...

[alsklant]

highly creative and interesting, ahead of it"s time......not for everyone but so is Michael Bolton

[chrisstorvik]

HAHA!

[mrkoolnerd]

how can this be called music?

[wolfthing11]

......I'm scared......

[zatsick140]

Lol. So random xD

[zatsick140]

I love this song <333333

[sasukexisxgay]

Sounds like a shitty Björk cover.

[ikester8]

I've heard worse, and stranger. This is actually not a bad no-wave experiment.

[Michaelmexp]

I think I just heard God.

[GhettoLadiee]

Drum solo kicks ass.

[phantom102]

Nice drum solo.

[hachiman127]

It's just hilarious when it's framed as the worst song ever. But if I heard it randomly, I'd probably be disgusted.

[EpicMachineSH]

If there already isn't one, make a video with this song reversed. NOW.

[resrieheartsu]

this song gave me cancer.

[KekadinWoods]

I'm suing the makers of this song for raping my ears. :\

[Windfall32]

The "guitar solo" screeches really interest me. Everything else sucks though.

[gilli39]

Sometimes mental institutions like to let there patients do something creative, paint, take pictures, and sometimes...music.

And hey, beats the Jonas brothers right?

[DisembowelMe]

I hear stuff worse than this on the radio every day.

[sokkur112]

in real, i like this song. i really could have it on my play list.

[silenzer12]

MY EARS!! MY EARS!!

I think this was made like this on purpose though... if ANYONE would listen to this... GAH...

[arnarXx]

GRRR fucking horrible,i only made it 34 seconds and smashed my keyboard gRRRR!!

[BloodshedHatred]

Better than rap.

[davidgwynne1]

i like this. i really mean that. lo-fi has its beautiful moments. it sounds like a bunch of really creative kids made it. you've got to admire the creativity if thats the case. i would listen to this normally and i assure you am not mentally ill. if you like this check out "Langley Schools Music Project". a recording made in the 70's of 70 kids singing popular songs ie. bowie, eagles etc really haunting, lofi and beautiful. sorry for the long comment. <3

[HarshDiscipline]

cool story bro

[mikelnovak]

i is a punk was a way better pritstik track.

[senioux]

it may make sense played backwards (?)

[kaa3164]

yeah, people sometimes make a song, play it backwards and then make a new version sounding like the original backwards so it sounds like normal shit with a secret message.

[joeianzachandrew]

fuckin shit is annoyin

[jakkfrosttt]

LOVE IT imba song lolol

[piclolly]

Who would even CONSIDER releasing this song?

[trofl]

i am 23 yrs old and wat is this?

[zagnagma]

Try the vocals for THAT on Rock band. THAT would be like ....

FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE

[trofl]

At least it lends to the most heroic overdrive activation phrase...

PRIT STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK!

[YewbSH]

it'd be half talkies man. drums on the other hand...

[zagnagma]

This.... Is the greatest piece of music ever created. Ever.