I want to be an American Psycho

[Testoasteron]

Phil.. I don't think you like Psychopaths.. I think you like Jack from ME2 : D

[1PITCHER0]

i saw your tritton headphones in the back any statements about them im considering getting a set of turtle beachers

[xDthemann]

i have to return some video tapes..

[Whatever4690]

Nah you dont want to be a pychopath,not caring about anything makes the world a boring place.

[GoodFriendsForever]

...dont just stare at it eat it

[roaming]

Flippin through old videos and found this one. I am want you would call a "psychopath" by your definition but I will tell you right now it's not as great as it may seem. Being able to blend in and manipulate those around you works well when you need it. It's horrible when you don't. When you try to blend into everything without guilt or remorse you lose a lot of things you do want. Sometimes even the closest people to you. It's better to live then act like you live.

[HoTpInKcElLoPhAnE]

@subelipp Ahhh, ok.

[princessemzie1990]

thank you for talking about birth control...made me remember to take mine :)

[garveya1]

@princessemzie1990

I feel bad for whoever is nailing you if you got to rely on random internetz people to remind you to take your pill. Lol jk (sort of)

[laffmott]

I FREAKIN LOVE UR DOG!! mine got hit by a car :'(

[brennannbooth]

ahhh i accidentally rated it 2 stars. Im sorry :(

[drummingdude2007]

i'm a sociopath (antisocial) and a psychopath. i try to use my logic to find how i ought to act in a situation, but it's easy to manipulate people to get what i want. it's kind of thrilling too.

[MikelRysk]

By your definition of Psychopath, I don't know how to answer.

[Zeta6677]

all of us want to be an american psycho.

[FlaminsnowxD]

i <3 psycopaths! I know 3 and im jealoussssssssssssss wait dont i know three? DONT LOOK AT ME!!!! jk :P

[peixepiroca]

ur videos are cuted avery 5 seconds.

and ur annoying.

go fish

[Nagaquai]

Id like to be a part time psychopath, if you can call it that. I would in addition to that like to have small imaginary checkboxes i could ... uhm check... on the different parts of my life where being a psychopath would fit like at work or in the mall. I am not sure if this makes any sence, i just saw a big spider and then i waaaghed and smashed it.

[TheDrPhillip]

dont hate on psycos

[itsebm]

im not a psychopath. im not walking away slowly.

i am gunna go to sleep though because really? chem test at 11am? yes. (im on the east coast so its 2am right now)

besides. you dont want to be a psychopath. its really daunting and draining. keeping up all your emotions, knowing when the right time is to display the correct emotion, what level of emotion..making it believable. its complex.

not that i would know.

i just read.

a lot

[oarschwarzn]

what happened to you...ur...fat...depresses---o­hoh---poor guy^^

[bojangles322]

the way u move ur mouth when u talk makes me want to sock u repeatedly in the teeth. have a nice day

[nerdo14]

well you could bite a robot if they were like the terminator. they have flesh.

[gd4r2v2kmv]

not really 'cos thats a flesh like suit in order to not arouse suspicion ...

[VTetihWandkcalB]

LOLOLOL nazi zombies lolol that picture was funny

[THEL0NGF00T]

You explaned my mind... I've been called crazy before but not like that.

[forrestlana]

phill !!.. i totaly igree with you !..

i guess i will do my self a vblog too !!.

thnks !.. y´re the MTF man !!!

[BioshockAtlas]

"Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"

[TheBrettLeppard]

"Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour."

[lonewolf88]

@TheBrettLeppard I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime Jell-O.

[TheBrettLeppard]

Is that Ivana Trump over there?

[BioshockAtlas]

I have to return some video tapes.

[familyofdisneylovers]

i love you...o_0 *back away slowly back away slowly*

[familyofdisneylovers]

i love you...o_0

[ilikesaltines]

I am a psychopath.

[HiroshimaLovers]

@ilikesaltines A psychopath wouldn't say they're a psychopath... Unless you're a psychopath who doesn't want other people to know you're a psychopath so you say you're a psychopath so people don't think you're a psychopath because a psychopath wouldn't admit to being a psychopath.

BUT - you might be pretending to be a psychopath so you say you're a psychopath because people will think you're a psychopath but bluffing because a psychopath wouldn't say they're a psychopath.

I think.

[ilikesaltines]

Why do people take me so seriously? But yea people think I am a psychopath.

[HiroshimaLovers]

Bah! That's exactly what a psychopath would say!

[mollybug12345]

LMAO to Rapter Jesus raining down samiches! :D

[ilove360itownes]

yeah, psycho FTW !!!

[KittenDragoonis]

Rofl, I don't think the pregnant-thru-birth-control thing is going to work, but good luck with that anyway

[skeeterbeanz09]

Hey phil, watch out man! Ur 360's on! Don't wanna get da red light! Get a PS3!

[nomoideas]

NO NO PS3 but i noticed that too

[Processoverload]

you mean a Gemini just Google the traits lol

[ImRedRyan]

Your xbox is on... poor poor energy... I sorry you're so wasted. no i just kidding I don't care... stupid energy

[jigalag44]

my head hurts and i am a psycho but thats ok

[Kurokitchi]

Iguanas...? Chameleons maybe, but iguanas?

[Blazeddaze]

It would suck if spencers sister watched your vids to haha

[nomoideas]

that would be awesome....and she s kinda hot

[Frenchie0NYC]

What's the QOTD?

[TheBrettLeppard]

Quote Of The Day.

[MAGNETGRUNT]

WOW Phil, I saw that video of your girlfriend, She's reallY HOT!......but then, I'm seventy - four and lots of chicks look hot. ...... to bad they don't allow those sorts of things on YouTube

[drdewd2839]

you've convinced me that I'm a psycho

[sammieegirll11]

"that would be crazy! back away slowly..back away slowly.." lmao phil you're hilarious

[arn0ldaar0n]

Being a psycho isn't as easy as it sounds.

[CaptPoco]

Yup, Philp DeFranco has officially jumped the shark

[Shadowplaytime]

This is terrible... YouTube is getting too crowded with such illuminate guys spreading their "pocket philosophy" (to not call it elaborate ideas about void subjects)...

[MeowMix140]

I like people who rant.

[labartic]

Phil why dont you talk about stopping the new world order!!!

[kornflayx]

Iguana or Chameleon?

[JohnnyWeedSeed420]

I knew this dude was gay, look at the type of dog he has. Real men have Golden retrievers, rottweilers, pitbulls, or other cool looking dogs, not a stupid ugly ratdog

[tewfiftioscar]

@JohnnyWeedSeed420 couldn't agree more.

[DoorMattTV]

@JohnnyWeedSeed420 your the type of guy who says if your wearing any type of sweater then american eagle or abricrombe, their gay. go suck yourself off you social reject

[Jojomojo221]

Spencer.  dirty hoar. needs to get life

raining sandwiches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JIRKAAA34]

That Drawing Is So Funny!! Xx

[zxaviusLOL]

why didnt you turn of youre XBOX!!!

[AZYillmatic]

dude ur shows gettin a little wack now. U need to work on that.

[NWoodward90]

Iguanas don't adapt to their surroundings....do they?

[Melod1ah]

Everyone subscribe to mah channel ** ^_^

[Quadruplator]

CAMWHORE!

[paboisslle]

Some times the best guy for the job is the jet junkie who only leaves his shack long enough to off the guy who the brother hood secretly paid him off for.

[paboisslle]

I love yammering when im sleep deprived!

[SethSoraFett555]

I'm going to be the one psycho that says ya I'ma psycho but I was gonna be liek no I;m not and your crazy backs away yada yada but damn you you stole my idea.... which you technically had before me.... touche Phil, you win this round. But ya being a psycho is better and most emotions are overrated anyways, and the adapt ability thing really comes useful.

[cbeckett22]

Steve Buscemi deserves more recognition..

[josethegreat100]

hahaha i have an advantage!

[cireously]

I saw that episode of house and thought the same thing

[moviedude22]

too late

[JolynnConley8]

I never thought I'd be this type of person (and im sorry) but please watch my "help" audition I need a lot of views to win. You have no clue how much it would mean to me:)

[mattce988]

mila kunis is an american psycho, with big ta ta's

[WastedDaze78]

@mattce988 that movie sucked! (the 2nd one not the 1st) but I would drink Mila Kunis's bathwater!

[FCule]

I would donate me left ball for just to talk like you..

[Cvelemislimstareci]

hahaha

[essycee04]

is he a psycho or is he just bold or i dont even know. he really does some crazy things sometimes and then tries to blame me for everything, literately. i'm like wtf are you serious? i'm sorry i slept with the heat on? this is just one example he does these type of things all around even with more serious stuff like relationships and going out with friends. always trying to set someone up to look like a jackass when his behind the whole thing. is this psychotic behavior or is he selfish?

[essycee04]

i told my roomate to keep the living room windows closed when the ac/heat is on so the rooms dont get too hot or too cold. and whenever i tell him things like i think he takes as an insult. cause he'll come back like this. yesterday i turn on heat i got hom first to 76. i go to sleep and he gets home and stays up. of course he goes to sleep with the living room window wide open. so the rooms are burning hot by the middle of the night. then he blames me later bcus i'm the 1 who putheat on

[selurmun]

i <3 ur voice :D

[SERIIOUS24]

what type of scale do you use for charachteristics?

[rubintax]

hi i think im a pshycopath. or i walk the path of a pshyco

[Apophyllite1]

*backs away slowly*

[brianbarnett100]

psychotics are just the normal people putting up with the fuck ups

[thegibbshow]

I think you just like to hear and look at yourself talk.

[Naivedo]

The problem with being a psycho is you don't get the good emotions too. You know, that warm feeling you get from helping others or knowing you did good or just plain love. You can't love if you are a psycho.

[aman43i]

@Naivedo but you can make love. thats all that counts......

[K10T73r]

GEt DOWN IT IS A VEMPIERROBOTNAZIZOMBIE SNIPER ON DA ROOF!

[Arvidps3]

@K10T73r OMG NAOOO!!

[gunman50cal]

you have a lisp

[gouki4u]

Being a psychopath is very useful. I can say that since nobody knows me here.

[evilkidds00]

If i was 4 years older I would stalk you and force you to marry me. <3

[akgoness]

RAPTOR JESUS IS MY SAVIOUR

[SilverSwan16]

I understand...

[streamingmad]

I've also had that wish to be a Psychopath. But manipulating people is a skill, and I suppose like most skills, most people aren't very good at it. What do you do if you're a Psychopath but don't know how to manipulate people?

[annihelena1]

ain't that right? they have the skill?

[VarietyJunkies]

Feeling regret and remorse is pretty necessary otherwise ppl wouldn't take pride in doing things the right way, and without the bad it's a lot harder to understand and feel the good. Check my vids because I think I'm funny ha!

[fuckisnotadirtyword]

The whole psycho thing worked for Bush Jr...at least until he became president, then it kinda fucked everything up...

[onceigoblack]

nuthin happened.

[winitred000]

OMG you had that same tooth removed on the bottom as I did about a month and a half ago .....for me...........it's the first tooth I had removed that bothered me to get rid of it.......CHEER UP PHIL.......I'm 51 and I only have smile teeth left (minus that one) and I can still eat soft foods....

AND NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!! you'll live......... :))

[kicstart]

You've been promising this Mass Effect 2 review for like a month now. Maybe you were trying to pull a fast one on us and put up Bad Company 2 instead.

[sfoxproductions]

you can be whatever you want to be, Phil

[Gliebhard]

thats me!!!

[JohnnyWeedSeed420]

Ill stick with gamespot and metacritic reviews of games by people far more qualified to review games than this guy, he needs to stick with making crappy internet videos about a bunch of crap noone cares about

[beanerville]

lol that sounds more like Dexter!!!!

[msnickynotorious]

Dude yes! I loved that episode. I told my mommy i wished I was more like her, and she said I was insane and twisted. But seriously, MAJOR advantage in life.

[funsized816]

I totally saw that episode of House and I loved it. I started wondering if I was a psycho. Conclusion: no. I get angry, just not sad. I'm a pretty good manipulator :) wow. the fact that I just smiled at that makes me think i AM a psychopath...

[Lyndee313]

You are fucking with that pencil.. It's freaking me out. You're not that smart, you can't just throw a pencil in and think it changes your IQ. It doesn't. Calm down physco!

[stellarshore]

YouBloggers are just desperate giddy pricks and dude you are too old for this shit, get a grip prick.

[ProgressiveBoink]

Characteristic iguanas?

lol

You mean chameleon?

[adoringstranger]

psychopaths minds work like normal people's minds do in dreams.. I Find that interesting.. b/c imagine if your mind worked like it did when you were dreaming.. scary stuff.. Phil don't be a psycho

[Maclolp]

Im actually slightly psychopathic , I was hit in the head with a baseball bat when i was 5, I got a 2nd degree concussion, fractured skull and cheek bones.

I have almost no color vision, I see about 3 colors.

Also i have a LOT of scar tissue in the prefrontal cortex (PFC) of my brain. Which EXTREMELY alters my ability to process emotions.

The color vision keeps getting worse. As far as the scar tissue, It just keeps me from being evan slightly emotional about anything.

[misslexii1]

@Maclolp So if you don't mind me asking, if you could change it would you? I mean would you rather be able to feel emotion? Just out of curiosity...

[REMsleeper428]

I've always wanted to be a psychopath. And yeah, I watched that House episode... but it's just amazing.

[Klapperschlange334]

Im not gonna flip a shit because of your deprivation of sleep, but trust me dont strive to be psycho. A "chameleon" of social events, is only to cover up the fact that in my spare time I really just isolate myself, and play mental movies of horrid accidents, suicide, and redrum. I even piss myself off with how much I talk to myself, both silently and aloud....got kicked outta class for that last week...Paranoia doesnt help psychosa either even tho most psychos have paranoia.

[Klapperschlange334]

~*The difference between Insanity, and Psychotic: Insanity is when you forget whats right and whats wrong. Psychotic is when you know right from wrong, you just dont care.*~

[420mmmkay]

PHIL WHY DOES MY PENIS HURT?!!

[bazoombaz11]

ure freaking pencil is scaring meee

[GuyFawkes4900]

well, without emotions, u just kind of drift though life, it would get realy boring. So no, i would not like to be a psycopath

[nightshade1124]

To be a psychopath isn't as fun as most think. True, blending into your surrounding is kinda fun. But there comes a point when you get TOO good at blending in and you do it automatically ALL THE TIME!!!! It gets annoying. REAL quick.

[tnytotoro]

Not iguana. You mean chameleon.

Still love you, though.

[okamimiyazaki]

Dude that sounds awesome, lemme see!

[kevinmcnuggets]

being a pyscho is fun unless you know... you murder people. which is pretty uncool.

[Devmanchinima]

Phil, you're sleep deprived. Get some rest, then rant.

[isol8tor1]

y r a FAGGET

[sara7169]

mechanical pencil!!

[ga0gao]

uh.. what are you talking about phil?

[shelberz1]

awesommmeee

[willmasahiro]

Gotta Catch Em' All!

[darkstone243]

I'm a psychopath

[pokemon2946]

its camelions not iguanas

[mrl3m0n]

ill be your kinda mean agent! hahaha

[ZaraOver]

back away slowly lolepiclol

[meerkatlibrarian]

This constant editing hurts my head. Other vlogs do it too and its annoying.

[TheVenomousDragon]

do psychpaths draw?

[Processoverload]

yes i believe so

[omgic01]

psychopaths are dirty

[ConnDevi88]

If you want to be an American Psycho make sure you buy the Huey Lewis album "Sports"

[NARA811]

hey phil, open up those head phones. got some for christmas, and love them... only trouble is the need to be wireless

[LordOfTheGnus]

Psychopaths are good for themselves, but terrible for other people. You can't have a civilisation comprised of psychopaths.

[edyx96]

........NICE? 5/5* :)

[Bensvloggable]

hey, if you like phillyD. i have vlogs just like his!

(my rants are at the end)

WATCH EM!!

[centereddude]

Is the editing meant for retarded people with short attention spans?

[jermaineoneal123]

reload

[willamet]

You should lay off the pot bro.

[Orrenaut]

lmao, think you meant characteristic chameleon instead of igunana, but nice vloggity

[thoughtiwascreative]

ya know its a little odd that you brought up wanting to be a psychopath... because literally moments before i starting watching this vid, i had that exact sentiment while watching Burn Notice

[dmhiggs]

that back away slowly bit made me lol

[nikaidolover]

how are people able to write you letters i wanna too!

[GarrytheBerry]

THAT WOULD BE CRAZY! ...back away slowly, back away slowly :D

another awesome one Phil.

[ShaneDawsonTVw]

NAKED CRAZY BABY PARTY!! in my channel shanedawsontvw

[itscarlbro]

lol ur xbox is on in the background

[GnosisGo]

i luv being a phycopath, you always fit in. i never "dont get it"

[MrOneTwo123]

Playstation sucks, all the good games are coming to xbox 360, and i have pl3 ....

[Laurenaay]

@MrOneTwo123 I know

[southdallaskiller]

that's cuz xbox has a whole year on ps3 wait like 1 more year and xbox 360 wont have shit on ps3

[HPEJuggalo93]

wtf is pl3? xD if u meant Ps3?

[Mrmtjones]

i used to be a psychopath, and now i am not, but now the guilt and remorse are eating me alive and ruining my relationships

[Barfdude]

??????? damn ???????

[pringals]

Sophie's art at 3:02+ is awesome ... Phil's following comment is dead on too. haha...

[miss007iscarazay]

Lmfao "u spelled ur last name wrong" hahahahahahhahaha

[xdickjohnsonx]

"You spelled your last name wrong." haha!

[Licmycat]

lol!

[Franfjmv4590]

it's not wrong if it works.

[LucianAdonis]

Iguana? ...Chameleon.

[OPINOLOGO13]

HAY MAS 100.000 ESTUPIDOS JAJAAJ

[OPINOLOGO13]

131709 reproducciones = 131709 NERD

[baileythedudeman57]

psychos are like camper in real life must survive they blend with a riot shield. olo yea olo look at it birth controle lol every must draw to feel normal

[InsaneJokeress]

chameleon is the lizard ur talkin bout dude...im just sayin.....good rant thou

[IbDiZc]

whats with the trittons and the other headphones (astros?) in the back. why do you need both

[victorhatesvictor]

you look like the guy from THE HANGOVER the dentist LMFAO!!