IJS: Popular Vote... JOKE!

[throbule]

A Muslim walks into a mosque laughing.

"What are you so happy about, Abdul?" Asks the Imam.

"Well I live by the railway and on my way home last night, I saw a young woman tied to the rails, like in American movies.

I cut her free and took her back to my house.

Allah be praised - I fucked her all night in every position permitted by Mohammed, Peace Be Upon Him!"

"You are blessed, says the imam.- was she as beautiful as a desert flower?"

Abdul smiled, I do not know - I never found her head."

[dawahworks]

@throbule

Originally a christian story but good try.

[throbule]

@dawahworks:

Yes, it was always funny, but somehow it fits so perfectly with our view of the average muslim intellect.

It may only be a joke, but interpreting it through islam, it becomes quite plausible as a scenario that one can believe.

[lostgrl06]

lol......the ears.....lmao. but your so correct about the electoral college, but sadly too many are blind to that. i'm 17 and i feel like i know more about the history of not only the states of america but the world than someone twice or three times my age. its seems like people are taking their education and dumping it. ppl dnt understand that you must retain what you learn or when something happens, you will be lost......like choosing a president.

[dawahworks]

As Salaamu alaykum, You are truly a benefit to our Ummah.

[lostgrl06]

Walaikum salaam warahmatullahi wa barakatuh, shukran brother.

[aishahvailed]

your not going to get my vote lol i like it you get a 5* from me keep it up and may Allah bless you ameen

[AmanullahR]

Well bro, the system is outdated and needs to be revised, unless the people demand change, the same antiquated system will continue to be used. At any rate, President Obama was elected by the electoral college and by the popular vote. Is the reason for this video because you wanted McCain instead? :-P

[dawahworks]

I am Muslim. Why would I advocate what is anti-Islam? Knowledge is a key & understanding is power. I hope you're happy with your president elect's 2 hard-core zionist cabinet appointees.

[lostgrl06]

lol bro, you got knowledge and a sense of humore. masha'allah.

[mindronic]

Ok. This IJS is so much better than your stand up comedy.

[dawahworks]

Lol! Ironically I have another Believer's Stand-up planned. I hope you enjoy it more than the others.

[sheepblitzer]

the elites decide who becomes pres, yes. but more importantly they decide what he does when in office...

unfortunately most people invest their entire political interest and action into something as meaningless as voting....hence the system will never change for their best interest

[IslamInternational]

jazak allah khair

im tired of hearing about kufr politics

[dawahworks]

Wa iyyak,

Sadly, many Muslims are tired of hearing about Islamic politics.

[wiradiraksa]

..hmm the deenfather Nice shirt Bro lol

[IslamIssue]

Love your translation of:

Democracy = Kufr

Glad to know atleast a few muslims are still on the right aqueedah

[abbot888]

As Salam Waalaikum brother , i have a quick question so we as Muslims should never vote in a democratic country (or any country that is not shariah) ..which in reality is no country if you think about it, cause countires like Saudi Arabia dont follow Sharia well. So basically Muslims should never politically participte in anything (i.e. voting) at all until the governemntal system they live under is Islamic?

[dawahworks]

A believer in Islam can only support & participate in Islamic matters, which excludes voting in kufr systems. Just as Muhammad (saw) instructed & displayed to us, we should speak & act in manners that promote Islam & not kufr.

[ghayklan]

If you don't like American politics why don't you fuck off to some Shari Law fucked hole Like Saudi Arabia?

[IslamInternational]

"ghayklan",

this is not your earth. This is Allah's earth.

[ghayklan]

Wrong... this is my earth, only idiots like you would believe in a made up idol like Allah... what a croq of SHIT!

[IslamInternational]

get your facts straight. Allah is not an idol. Idol worshippers are not Muslim. But you know this right... Because I'm the idiot and you are not.

[ghayklan]

If you knew anything about your religion you would know that Allah was an idol.. along with a few others, and only because of the rantings of a madman (Mohummed) was that idol turned into the ONE GOD! You are the badly informed idiot and Allah is and was an IDOL you MORON!

[IslamInternational]

is proof a burden?...

Idolatry is shirk. Period. I dont want to have all these comments on the brothers video. come to my channel

[ghayklan]

Ha ha ... too impure my comments, I might upset some of you brainwashed idiots...

Look I'll kiss off OK... but first I just have to say...

Religion... any kind... is for weak minded idiots who don't know how to run their lives and need to be told how to behave in a morally acceptable way because they are IMMORAL at heart... Stand up and believe in yourself... for God's sake... Poor God I feel sorry for him with all you idiots praising him... Do you think he gives a Fuc? NO!

[IslamInternational]

stop backing away, come to my channel and comment there.

The Prophet (pbuh) said: "The most perfect in faith amongst believers is he who is best in manner and kindest to his wife."

The Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) said: "Whoever has three daughters, cares and provides for them, and shows them mercy, will enter Paradise ." Imam Bukhari's Book of Muslim Morals and Manners

[IslamInternational]

"During [a military expedition], a woman was found killed, so [the Prophet Muhammad] forbade the killing of women and children." Sahih Al-Bukhari, Volume 4, Hadith 258

A man once told the Prophet that he had many children but did not kiss any of them. The Prophet (pbuh) replied: "Verily, God will only show mercy to those of His servants who do good to others." Imam Bukhari's Book of Muslim Morals and Manners

[IslamInternational]

ill go to your channel

[AkaiShizuku]

If that's what you truly believe, why are you wasting time posting here and watching this video? Perhaps you are merely trying to disprove the doubt in your heart?

[AkaiShizuku]

Whoops, I was making a reply to

ghayklan, but it seems it misdirected here...

Anyway, masha Allah, I love this video. Not to many brothers can make something funny without compromising the logic behind it!

[kupaksulja]

جزاك الله خير وبارك الله فيك

[hieabdu]

salams bro

this vid was hella funny i love ya work keep it up

hey... im just sayin

lol

-hieabdu

[abdulqabid]

Assalamu aLykum brother Siddiq that was WAY to over board, what's with the slippers on your ears? LoL.

Wa Salam.

[dawahworks]

Wa alaykum As Salaam,

I had nothing else to simulate Obama's ears. I couldn't find 2 brown satellite dishes.

[Garvey1619]

Wa Alaikum Salaam ..and thanks bruh. I enjoy all of Dawahworks' videos

[Garvey1619]

Peace brotha. Where do you get your shirts printed? I'm in Houston and i'd like to get some of my own printed.

[dawahworks]

Was Salaam alayk. I had them printed here. Just copy the design & make it do what it do.

[adidasbros]

very well done btw.

[adidasbros]

ur cool man. I love you my Muslim Brotha.

[snowc3ed]

Not bad, Not Bad at all

[Warrior2125]

i dont get this..is he saying that voting is haram?

[dawahworks]

Voting is not haram. Voting is merely a tool (means) of electing individuals.

It is the voting for nonIslamic agendas, systems, & individuals that is haram.

"If anyone chooses a DEEN (system, methodology, ideology, belief, etc...) other than Islam, it will never ever be accepted. And in the Hereafter they will be of those who have lost." (HQ 3:85)

[clouds53]

But of the choices that you have to make, shouldn't you choose the system that is closest to Shari'ah? In America's case, voting Obama not McCain?

[dawahworks]

This is the crux of the issue. Who is saying that you HAVE to choose other than Islam? There are only 3 systems that man has ruled by: 1) Capitalistic Democracy (the oldest), 2)Communism (shortest) lived, & 3) Islam (the revealed).

Who is teaching you all that the "closest" to shariah is acceptable to Allah (swt)? When Qur'an vividly states (3:19) that ONLY Islam is acceptable??

[dawahworks]

Obama (or McCain) is only a choice for Kafirs who don't have a Deen or clue. Obama handlers recently removed 2 hijabis from behind him so as not to  have them in his photos.

[Islammydeen]

Well thats cool and all but there isnt a shariah party in the US that i know of. I mean basically we are choosing to live under kaifer rule.... so why not at the very least let our voices be heard. I dont really see any government ruling by shariah...although one would have to specify which interpretation of shariah. It seems our only choice is to go start our own state. I would be happy to accept your bayah. :-) salaam

[dawahworks]

Kufr is the order of the day in EVERY single nation on earth today... Even the majority Muslim countries. Therefore, it is obligatory to re-establish an Islamic system somewhere.

Muhammad (saw) is more than just an example of how to pray. Muhammad (saw) interacted with his society in order to offer them Islam as an alternative. NEVER did he participate in non-Islamic politics in order to bring about Islam because this only perpetuate the very system of kufr that Allah (swt) hates.

[Islammydeen]

so..... bayah for me? Im a nice guy.

[JustChecking00]

wow didnt know voting was haram. LOL@ "Im assuming that only Muslims and the F.B.I. remain" loool

[dawahworks]

Voting is not haram. Voting is merely a tool (means) of electing individuals.

It is the voting for nonIslamic agendas, systems, & individuals that is haram.

"If anyone chooses a DEEN (system, methodology, ideology, belief, etc...) other than Islam, it will never ever be accepted. And in the Hereafter they will be of those who have lost." (HQ 3:85)

[TheEndGameBoY]

nice talk

[kareemabdullah]

ahki i am pleased to hear a muslim say it is haram to vote, many muslims don't know this

[nohealthcare62]

You are so COOL !keep it up !

[hassmann2000]

True true true.

Mashallah this guy says what I've been thinking for ages, but in a way which people can better understand.

Im English BTW.

SALAM

[mujtahid2006]

damn it bro! you talk sense! :)

[SoldierInAllahsArmy]

LMAO, I loved your video bro. Besides the Popular vote never decided any thing.

[NemesysN4R]

That was pretty good. From reading the comments it appears the dawah has been achieved. That sandles for ears bit was funny.

[SFAproductions]

I agree with you 100%

[sabrinacoolest]

jazakallah khair

your sis in islam

[traitor323]

big shocker...psych...NOT.. thanks for taking the time to warn the democracy loving chees burger eatin Latae drinking brain stems.

jzk Allah khair

[Farrah3m]

interesting :)

[qwertyfshag]

assalamu alaikum,

very interesting. i didn't know that. i never even heard of an electoral college. i guess malcom was right, democracy is hypocracy. i'm sure the electoral has our best intests in mind right?

i like your sense of human. peace

[Afraofsheffield]

Salaam, Barak Obama's ears! XD my goodness!

Baraka Allahu Feek Akhi..

[BeMyBro]

Wow this is funny but still...the vote thing...wow

[mebeur]

TABARAK ALLAH FEEK!!!

[layziethabone]

JazakAllah Kkair

[sagaforest]

hey that phrase is trump's property.. he actually has it patented i kid you not.

[sajidpatel29]

lol

"brotha what if they eat a pork sandwich"

hah

goodwork

masalaam