Super Mario 64 - Up the Endless Stairs Without Backwards Long Jump

[BETTYJOYA]

1X Normal Jump 2X Medium Jump 3X Fast Jump 4X Super Fast Jump 5X Super Duper Jump 6X Super Duper Duper Jump 7X Super Super Duper Duper Jump 8X Unsusum Super Duper Duper Jump 9X Super Unsusum Super Duper Duper Jump 10X Super Super Unsusum Super Duper Duper Jump 11X Iusium Super Duper Jump 12X 9000X Unsusum Lusium Super Duper Jump 13X 90000000X Unsusum Lusium Super Super Duper Duper Jump ("Fastest Thing Alive Better Than Sonic")

[lmorrisonful]

The game started shaking

[farronmasterofgaming]

I can tell

he uses old spice body wash

[Maggotsolider777]

Seizure time

[Sanfard]

0:56 : Mario reaches critical mass.

[mtprice1972]

nuf sed

[craigmhgg]

wait anybody notice he's got 0 stars

[thegameplayer125]

@craigmhgg the 70 stars are what make the endless stairs able to end

[TheJiobel]

1:05 is getting me dizzy

[TiberiousNeruda]

Essentially, the trick is to get enough speed in (any) direction to blow past the loop trigger. The backwards long jump does this much more efficiently, but as can be seen here, a wall kick, if timed properly will also build up enough velocity.

[bobmario511]

@TiberiousNeruda Exactly :P

[SovietBlade]

he obviously hit 88 miles per hour.

[ZenakuShinigami]

did i just have a seizure?

[thegameplayer125]

i noticed that the faster he goes the more his voice goes good with the music in the background

[DJSlipdrive]

...dubstep.

[NintendoFan75]

I prefer this method

[tazabrat]

HOW TO MAKE IT FUNNY:

wait for mario to start jumping,then click on the one o seven time link in the desc to make mario jump infinitly fast.

[MegaSonicdude10]

Sonic was watching and had to pick his jaw up off the floor afterwards... XD

[Fioponator]

O.O

too fast

I thought it was a screamer when you were going soo fast!!

Can sonic catch up?

[l0lman900]

Um...are you OK, Mario? You seem to be having a seizure. =

[Crash4evA2010]

Aw! My eyes!!!!

[rexevans100]

backswards long jump is much easier...

[mariogamesrock]

its getting 70 stars

[diamante1184]

sounds like a monkey beating it's meat

[nightfly016]

So even Mario had a seizure during this video.

[roonap]

Mario then had amnesia and forgot to save princess peach. The end.

[toolateforgot]

Mario Hayabusa!

[Shadowhybya]

anybody though this video looked strange and expected a screamer

[sdn14]

at the 1 minute point it sounds like the noise from Super Mario Sunshine when the fruit bounces around.

[sockbat25]

and thats how mario broke out of the matrix

[computergeekman12]

Did anyone notice he has 0 stars? WT*?

[TripleDDollinger]

I think he hit 88 MPH

[matousekdrizhal]

oh, mamma mia.

[TheZhoukui]

Impressive dismount :D

[DeeKayy0608]

1:12

WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[YayaIWin]

I love how the music gets higher pitched as Mario gets faster. It's like he's truly unraveling time and space as he does this.

[SonyDlight]

Quick! Someone press B! No one wants to see Mario evolve!

[xlixity]

Apart from the godly timing, you'd need a mint n64 controller to pull this off on a console, which is an uncommon luxury today.

[matousekdrizhal]

@xlixity this is EMULATOR dude

[xlixity]

@matousekdrizhal i know....but it's possible on a console too.

[theflamingpyro1]

invisable ghost beats up mario!!!!

[algiasphere]

I just lost my shit.

[superfiremario53]

stop mario i got tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooo dizy from your wallkick

[Akfamilyhome]

Hey! Mario is going to wall-kick up there!

WAIT DON'T PRESS THE A BUTTON

[ImAfanBoy7thst]

What the hell happens when Mario goes past 88 miles per hour

[ssj4goku803]

talk about having a seizure

[familyguy8306]

very funny

[bobmario511]

@Mornedil It is still very easy to bypass on console via backwards long jump; this method is not intended for console play. Rather, it was meant to show that with high forward speed obtained from hyper speed wall kicks could break the endless stair loop. Also it is "technically" possible to pull this off on console, but you would need godly timing and speed.

[SuperLuigiBros11]

...AND THATS THE POWER OF OXI CLEAN.

[11DBHK]

alright. we're swithing mario to decaf.

[tmj411]

HOW DID HE DO THAT SO FAST

[mrbeam65534vr]

@tmj411 Youve gotta be very expert at Blj

[tmj411]

@mrbeam65534vr i backwards long jump faster than my older sister

[frookehxxxll]

wah yoo waa hoo youokhgwwgtgbabgtjbgajbkbgtjan­gtijhbaw

[MrPuddingTaco]

Wah yah hoo yahhawoohayahwayahwooyahwooyah­wowaayagsdkjgakugdwudaugwudgww­wwwwyawwawwwwyawhoo! YAH!

[ixfd64]

I seriously thought the castle was going to explode after this.

[ShuffleMan]

this si the funniest thing i have ever seen!

[TheCjes]

This video should have a seizure warning

[Icalasari]

I think I got brain damage from trying to follow him with my head...

[rpetito20]

lol!!! those stairs creep me out...

[carmine7991]

Sounds like mario masterbating.0.0

[pokechess1999]

*After mario rescues peach*

Peach: Hey whats are these dents?

Mario: Oh uh i just remember i have to.......save princess zelda

Link:HEY!

[great445566]

EAR RAPE!



[Freak3955]

awww button mashing time!! i´m very sry for your A-button man :D

[jzburda]

i was loling so hard when mario started sounding like a monkey

[LyokoWarrior91]

I just did this without TAS, NOOOOOOOT ^^

[AnuxeL]

Mario: "Fuck....I left my keys downstairs..."

[MrJosephSlaughter]

DAMN

[al3xpwns]

he starts getting a siezure after a while

[mamaluigirules]

0:06-wah yah whoo whoo yah wah woo yah

0:13 wahyahwoowoowahyah

0:23 wayawowoyawawo

0:34 wayawowowowwowowayah

0:50 aidfghairfhakibfhkashdfvkajdfn­gadfg

1:00 wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[xXxMOONSPELLxXx]

@mamaluigirules your comment made me laugh *thumbs up*

[SuperMario3ish]

@mamaluigirules No 1:00

Is reughreuhfeuhfuhfuefd

[tokyohottie11]

MY HEAD.

[brofurlo]

(moves head left and right where mario is)

me:Oww My Head Hurts

[666Schranz]

lol



[metakirbydedede3]

0:56 O M G O_O

[jsteffey88]

I've been trying that and can't get him to go up the stairs. I've been doing the backward long jump and I can almost get it, but not entirely.

[Jorjeca]

SEIZURE

[lightning1776]

Afterwards Mario had a heart attack.

[C3po3451]

@lightning1776 And Lakitu, who was recording, quit his job.

[xXxMOONSPELLxXx]

@lightning1776 hahaha i think i'm gonna have a heart attack cause of your comment lol

[Raquelster714]

@xXxMOONSPELLxXx  you copied me but its true right

[Raquelster714]

i am just kidding

[gabrielomega1]

1:01 He is gonna X-plode!

[gabrielomega1]

Hardy

[senceraydin]

Arriba!Arriba!Andale!YEE-HAA!

[Luigi2011SM64]

Seizure alert

[pokegirl207]

Looks like Mario is dancing in mid-air while making weird noises! O_O

[DruidVorse]

Mario on drugs xd

[7catstied2gether]

this is your brain on MDMA...

[DoctorWhoFanatical]

I done it with the backwards long jump then my ds froze and had to resart it but itt didnt save and i went back and i could just walk straight up it:S

[mew2arceus]

Lakitu: O_O

[bonestorm99]

This is the most incredible super mario vid I've ever seen...

[TheDuke1724]

Chuck Norris

[taylorover9000]

Thats his workout for the day.

[IRevenqeI]

this made my computer freeze. :|

[warburner87]

And this is where nintendo got mario's down b from

[panasgirl]

@jaycencleveland me too!!! D=-

[jaycencleveland]

im dizzy now

[MrJonnyBerry]

I've never seen anything like that!

[dotoro3]

@_@

[BladeCrashic122]

Hyrdo plumber

[MultiTieten]

hahahaha

[11Itachirox]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[MarioBrosThe]

ohh shit my eyes are burning

[hocky295]

Wait a second... the real question is how did he get past the first floor door leading to the second stairway. and also the second floor door leading to the third floor!! ..... ohh boy im so HIGH!

[jasmineldful]

Damn

[rtzurtzufghjfghj]

my eyes r burning

[maplestory352]

holy shit

[elmejorkh0001]

OMG MY EYES

[eazymakaveli7]

my head spinns,,,,,,

[MrJoshamo02]

id like mario to race sonic :D

[RobertLoretta18]

too much

[DeathnoteBB]

I really want to see a video without cheats

[loluntilmypie]

oh god my head.

[Manacute1099]

Lakitu wants a raise.

[lucyorock]

gimme mah 1:17 seconds of mah life back.

[mintystale]

SPASM

[bruceyboysvideos]

if someone watched this on shrooms i think they would have a major bad trip. i would. seeing mario having a fucking stroke to scary music i mean fuck

[Hibiki7soul]

Oh my god i bet lakitu lost it after watching this o_O

I wonder if there is someone that can do this in real time?

[guitardudeguy00]

@Hibiki7soul probably impossible. he jumped about 9001 times and if you miss one you have to restart from the first jump

[bigkriem]

@hiddenfromveiw is he german :3 ?

[timmah01]

See.. this is what happens when you read the enclosed instruction book.

[HiddenFromVeiw]

I can't help imagining some kid mashing furiously at the jump button screaming at the top of his lungs

[MegaRedwing19]

Thumbs up if you feel queasy after watching this...

[Weegee010]

i think he broke the speed limit. just a hunch.

[damiano7able]

jaajaow seemed that Mario was in the stairwell and

Boxing strong from the left and right

[brofurlo]

lol 0 stars

[Oceanmachine27]

When this plumber hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

[Littleandr0idman]

@Oceanmachine27

+1 internets for you sir

[wtfgetaname]

@Oceanmachine27 LOl i'm kinda surprised how many people understood the reference

[bitchboy2006]

I love how it gets faster as time goes on

[sora64200]

WHAT!?!?!?!

[sora64200]

WHAT!?!?!?!

[steneub]

HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!

[616TheBeast616]

I think I just had a seizure.

[premier6666]

MY BRAIN

[Tinlion09]

hoo ya hoo wa wa hoo hoo (...) ywwwwhhawwhhawhohhhhhh

[Flarebomber]

He wall jumped so fast that he shattered the physics of infinity

[EmmytheDeerling]

he's having a seizure

[TurboxFire]

That Gave Me A Headache

[iCheesey]

imagine-- if it was so bad for us, what about that poor lakitu filming it?

[BlackDragoonOmega]

Ok......im going to go and throw up now

[TheChowderman]

He raoed the walls lololol does this work for ds to???

[kargaroc386]

Not safe for epileptic viewers.

The music is so appropriate for this

[AlabamaSoldier]

Should "get_high_and_watch_this" be a tag for this video?

[mariosunshinefaan]

@AlabamaSoldier No. but "watch_this_and_get_high" should

[MrDudewhatsmyname]

Wow. Way to ruin my child hood game

[cwlkjez578]

what the fuck...

[EmeraldLantern2814]

Actually, not sure if you know this, but it is possible to wall-jump up the endless stairs to Bowser, w/o a tool assist. I've done it a few times, but not in the past 6mo. recently.

[Ronnie7X]

Mario Chan

[pikakirabygiyweedo]

hey u know if u close ur eyes and just listen it sounds like hes masturbating in top speed :D

[pikakirabygiyweedo]

WHOA MARIO CALM DOWN O_O" see this is wat happens when hes on shrooms XD

[chesterdog07]

around 0:50 it looks like mario is getting beat up by the wall....

[TheBunnyImmortal]

lakitu: oh god!

[TheBunnyImmortal]

yo uya u ya u ya u yayyyyyayayayyayayyayayayayaya­yayyayayayayayayayya BOM!

[Rodolphe1212]

ya ou ya ya ou ya ou ya ououou yaya ou yayayayayayaya ououou!!!! mdr

[benedanika]

when you go fast when in 0:30 i see that Mario has 2 self and the one is looking this way the second is looking that way xD

[pannenkoek2012]

you should do this before princess peach's slide so you can get a new record time!

[HourGlass12342]

mario jumps on the walls to the point of dizziness, runs super fast up the stairs, jumps, dives, and hits his head...

[1videogameguy]

so hipnotizing!

[1999Rasse]

0 stars?!!!!!!!!!!

[MrDjJdr]

any one else almost puke?

[Subarashii1991]

fuck it makes me dizzy

[Rayster35]

Species: Mario Monkey

Ability to: give people seizures

How: Jumps back and forth simutaneously until said person dies.

[benedanika]

@Rayster35 lol

[MrTheGamerDude121]

lol at 0:55 it looked as if mario was running like sonic thumbs up if ya agree :D