2012 | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[Iceclaw77]

This movie bout damn gave me a heart attack cause it was moving so fast. When it go to the slow part of I was like panting, and crying!

[GrandmasterBBC]

I really wanted to like this movie, but it was so silly in so many ways that it just didn't work for me. And I totally agree that this was waaaaaay to long.

[LLOYD19851012]

Check out the myan's calender. They knew about the world wars which Britian won. They knew about 7/7, 8/7, 21/7 and 11/9. Everything that happened they knew about it, that is why the calender is taken so seriously.

[PaulusIsHere]

Matinee means the movie is worth watching on the big screen but only "on the cheap".

The movie isn't worth a Friday or Saturday evening or the price of popcorn and a drink.

[gabriell16bishop]

if it doesn't happen fine, if it does happen fine.......... why? the hell are you gonna do?... move to mars?

[TGEOfficialMusic]

1st comment of 2012, lol :P

[dangerf1sh1]

@TGEOfficialMusic LOL

[piplup2009]

ok those motherfuckers got unlucky

[TheMiglets]

@Natgunner It already is

[xLapushx]

What Does Matinee Mean ?

[MrConph123123123]

yeah ummmmm an astroied is coming to earth soon that is expected to come by december........

[edilf5577]

For the last god damn time, 2012 is not true. The planets have alined before and no crazy shit happened.

[Brokephi316]

STARGATE DIRECTOR'S CUT - MATINEE

INDEPENDENCE DAY - FULL PRICE

GODZILLA - SOME OL BULLSHIT

THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW - FUCK YOU

2012 - MATINEE

[TheSnowyice]

lol You can tell that on some level this movie was meant to be silly and laughable. ;]

[night4345]

fuck this movie. because of this movie every idiot thinks that the world is gonna end even if there is no proof whatsoever

[CharmieKid]

Just for the record people, 2012 (The rumor) isn't true.

[flareon1576]

i can't wait for 21st DEC 2012 and ill go partying

[RTG2000]

horrible movie!

[tomevo95]

This movie is defiently some ol' BULLS**T!!!!

[theonewhowillprosper]

on december 22 2012, i will be going to every 2012 believer and laugh for HOURS AND HOURS until they admit they were wrong. and then ill be like "yeah ive been trying to tell you for 3 years"

[RightTriggerGames]

@theonewhowillprosper When I have kids i'm going to show them this movie and say," I survived that. LOL

[piplup2009]

5:11 LMAO!!

[piplup2009]

the day after tomorrow?

[Devman60006]

the world will never end in 2012!

[SupremeCommander85]

the ending sucks

[AwsomeDudeReviews]

December 21, 2012 is the end of the world?! That's my 19th birthday!

My birthday is gonna suck.

[Natgunner]

In 2013 this will be the funniest movie of all time.

[mrwhippy101]

Hey spill hv u seen any of the godzilla movies made by toho?

[hkfan1980]

odd thing i noticed about the movie it was being film in 2008 and released in 09, the movie had a black man as pres of usa, they already new Obama was gonna win? Also in all the public places its suppose to be in december yet no mention holiday shopping? I mean in Sept they talk about freaking Xmas yet this happened in dec and didnt mention xmas ?

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[gamersixteen]

Rental

[13mungoman13]

I hated that goddamn movie.

I mean, Making lame almost CSI-Miami style jokes about the end of humanity?

That's just sad.

Oh, and December 21 is my birthday ;(

[xFIRERUSHx]

@13mungoman13 I agree the movie is shit. But the only reason I love watching it is because it is unbelievably funny!!! The way the cities are getting destroyed...oh god...i was the asshole in the theatre that everyone was telling to shut up, but I am sorry, I just couldnt stop laughing. I mean, I know those parts are supposed to be serious and dramatic, but the absurdness and the destruction and how the center characters survive bullshit situautions is just comedy gold.

[13mungoman13]

@xFIRERUSHx So you're saying the movie has a "so-bad-it's-good"-value? I could settle on that.

[xFIRERUSHx]

@13mungoman13 Yeah, lol. But more like "so-bad-it's-fucking-hilarious­!" sort of way. Check out the movie, "The Room" by Tommy Wiseau. It is so unbelievably bad, its so damn hilarious. Wikipedia it too so you know more background and look up the review of the movie by Nostalgia Critic.

[13mungoman13]

@xFIRERUSHx Hahaha, funny you should bring that up! I'm a great fan of the Critic and of Wiseau's masterpiece-of-crap!

[xFIRERUSHx]

@13mungoman13 YOU'RE TEARING ME APART MUNGOMAN!

lol. Its so bad. I am guessing you already know, but Tommy Wiseau is the biggest asshole with one of the biggest egos of all time. He literally thinks The Room is a master piece and he is a sexist as well. xD I am not kidding. If you want, I can send you a link to a written interview with Tommy Wiseau. I really am starting to believe humanity cannot get much lower than Mr. Wiseau. In fact, I doubt he is even human. He is probably an alien.

[13mungoman13]

@xFIRERUSHx Wiseau is so awesome, huhh! What a funny story. In case you didn't get it, that was sarcasm.

[xFIRERUSHx]

@13mungoman13 Well in that case. Its true. I definately have breast cancer.

[13mungoman13]

@xFIRERUSHx The Room Quote War! You're just a chicken! Cheep-chee-chee-chee-cheeeee..­.

[xFIRERUSHx]

@13mungoman13 Its on!

What kind of money!? WHAT KIND OF DRUGS MANGO?

[13mungoman13]

@xFIRERUSHx Maybe I know more than you think I do, Firerush!

[xFIRERUSHx]

@13mungoman13 Dont touch me motherfucker!

[13mungoman13]

@xFIRERUSHx They tricked me, and I don't care anymore.

[Joecbg100]

@xFIRERUSHx Let's go eat HA!!???

[wiiplaya25]

December 21, 2012, the day before my birthday....wtf man, not even gonna be 18, smh

[sadlobster1]

@wiiplaya25 The whole "doomsday 2012" thing is complete and utter nonsense. In fact, Mayan descendants were once interviewed about the topic and they clarified that the 2012 date on their calender is NOT the end of the world.

I hate it when people take that knowledge along with things like the quake in Japan as signs of the apocalypse

[mafatu32]

@sadlobster1 Funny thing is "doomsday" is supposed to be this Saturday, too.

[sadlobster1]

@mafatu32 I heard that to but look; here we all are, alive and still kickin'

[devilshomie]

The Mayans didn't predict the end of the world, god damn people are stupid, they said the world was gonna end in 2000 then 2006 and now 2012, if anything humans are gonna cause the end of the world

[sadlobster1]

@devilshomie That's what I said

[landship92]

126 got unlucky !

[benjaminNH]

u forgeted the maincarakter dhater pee herself

[The51195]

the end made me shit myself hahahahahahahahahahahahah LOLOL

[dekead]

It was ok, the effects were outstanding but the whole idea behind it was a bit depressing after a while

[707Chiva]

It's funny how they reference and advertise the plot saying the Mayans, the Mayans, but in the movie when the world was falling apart they didn't show nothing at all of what happened in Mexico where the Maya actually live (because there's ignorant people that don't know there are still Mayans living in Mexico).

[Bean34Boy]

I love the ImdB parental guide for this. Under violence and gore it says: "all in all, over 6.8 billion ppl die" haha

[alienlifeform11]

Just watched this online and was only looking forward to the effects but it was ok

[NobleM15fan]

After Vampires Suck and Disaster movie, I'm not sure if an apocalypse would be such a bad thing after all...

[KISSrocks419]

5:08 reminds me of Dethklok.

[Gitrdunn1990]

Worst movie ever

[AmericaJustin]

I Saw this while my Sister saw "New Moon."

You Decide who made the Better Choice.

[alienlifeform11]

@AmericaJustin I have decided you made the better choice

[metaitachi]

I hated this movie.

[MoRgUe27]

2012 was fucking awful

it was one of the dumbest movies ive ever seen....just flat out stupid in every way

[FRr3AkOnALEaSh]

@MoRgUe27 No shit lol, you don't walk into disaster movies looking for a good story/acting and direction, you go in to enjoy the kickass destruction.

[dragonforks93]

@MoRgUe27 lol what a pathetic argument that is

[MoRgUe27]

@dragonforks93 this movie, and its fans, dont deserve a well thought out argument....besides, you fanboys always argue like fucking bratty 8 year olds

[dragonforks93]

@MoRgUe27 if u cant think of a valid well thought out argument why this is a bad movie, then you are just as much a moron as the fanboys

[MoRgUe27]

@dragonforks93 there is no argument to be had, the movie sucks, the acting is horrible, the characters are weak and contrived, the only good thing is the special effects, which are also pretty badly executed....like when the freeway overpass falls down and they drive under it as its falling, and its scraping the top of the limo...come on, thats just retarded

but hey, if you like it, by all means watch it

[AmericaJustin]

Don't worry everyone.

The dog part is near the end and is only like 2 minutes at most.

[kodatastical]

The movie was OK. Not great, not even fine, but mediocre.

The only thing that really kept me aware during the whole thing was the special effects though.

[tacospartan]

This movie was actually pretty good. I'm thinking so many people are gonna crap on it because it's stupid. Well yeah, the idea is kinda stupid, and it's just the director's idea of what's gonna happen. But the movie was still pretty good, aside from the scene where the family has to escape the Earth cracking right behind him.

I also think it was kind of interesting how the captain of the big ship strangely looked a lot like the captain from Halo Wars.

[frosty593]

@tacospartan I thought the exact same thing

[eftultima]

my only complaint is that everybody didnt die

[35g70]

I heard somewhere that on Dec. 21 2012 the sun is going to align with some shit in the Milky way that's gonna screw some other shit up and could possibly screw something up on Earth.

Sounds like a load of shit to me though.

[captainjjb84]

A growthing ray?

[Nyghtshade409]

The Mayan calendar ended on the winter solstice because that's when they ALWAYS end the calendar, and guess what happened when they ended one calendar? They started a new one! OH MY GOD.

The so called 'predictions' that happened to be on the same day going by a lot of doomsayers? That didn't come about until AFTER it was shown that the calendar ended then, then a bunch of people started coming out with 'newly discovered' prophecies and shit. Look it up, people. It's bullshit.

[GoldenButterfly777]

not only the mayans prodicted it. some other people did it too.

[NothingButJeans]

On December 21, 2012, the sun will rise...the moon will cometh over the Earth in the night, and birds will fly. I will wake up and eat Captain Crunch and laugh at stupid people

[SonofRa47]

mayans didnt predict the end of the world

the predicted a change in consciousness

[Rycan18]

Okay those motherfuckers got unlucky but those behind them must LIVE!!

[Triperiokstas]

Destroying the world with a calendar Ha.

[nativeAMERlCAN]

regarding the calendar:

answer lies in the Mayans numerals, which only go up to 3 and restart...therefore the calendar resets...solved n *closed*

[davidamayajr]

negro was right!

[BajebusDiabetus]

The thing I hate about this film (and most other Roland Emmerich films) is that they always put so many characters in the storyline and never give them enough character development and always kills off about half of them and the film expects you to feel sorry for them, but you just don't.

[leebone98]

again ending got me lolol!

[itsgranite]

John Koosak

[Pomidoras16]

Counter Strike Source Server IP: 78.62.68.129:27016

[spicypeanut103]

i was in this film :D i was one of the surfer dudes when its at the beach part where theres that big crack in the sand

[adcac5]

my friends played the twins in this

[PappeH]

That verld....is ovah -_-

[Iker122]

the end of the video made me LOL hard..:D

[mariogaara]

watch black mans earring at 2:00

[Eson88]

LOL fuck the movie

These fucking cartoon guys is the best LOL 

[TheRavensBane]

The astronomer Philip Plait has stated very clearly that the Mayan calendar does not end in 2012 at all, that it is like the odometer on your car, as each section of the odometer reaches 9 and then clicks over to 0, the next number to it starts a new cycle, so that when all the numbers again reach 0 all the way across the odometer - the last number will change from 1 to 2 and the new cycle starts all over again.

[1000guitarplaya]

The stupidest thing about this movie was how they needed private funding from rich people to build the ships. Why the hell wouldn't the governments just take whatever they wanted to get the money? Its the end of the world for fucks sake!!!! Also thought the ending was kinda funny, its like ultimate karma for the white man.

[silverbeast75]

@1000guitarplaya lmao i give you a million points for that one

[fslayer1290]

All the crap is supposed to go down on my birthday. I am totally hoping I get super powers!

[onlyusemyc4]

@fslayer1290 my friends bday is on dec 21 too

[DC11961]

@StylemasterKaze ...the apocalypse IS the end of the world dumbass! I didn't find this out through "Hollywood BS" I did some research. "Radical change"? Man, you are really FAR off.

[GraphiteGum]

@cbm08 Just cuz it's closer doesn't mean you ACTUALLY MEET ASIANS ON THE OTHER SIDE you total tit, it moves closer... not by much.. even though it's impossible.. it wouldn't make a difference.. it's not practically going to touch Asia -_-

[cbm08]

on december 31 2012.....@GraphiteGum will correct everybody's funny comments on youtube, and ruin the joke with logical thoughts, being one of the biggest buzzkills on youtube since the wma..........

[GraphiteGum]

@cbm08 Funny?.. Hardly even 80% of people would think that's funny so no hardly anyone here think it's funny...

And I don't correct everyone's "funny comments" on YouTube as you have just jumped to conclusions already which makes you terrible for comebacks :).

Logical thinking got us here, keep using that yeah?... good...

And please stop talking such foolishness.. your comment is making you look like more of an idiot than you already are :| .

[cbm08]

@GraphiteGum okay just for that, when North America does shift next to asia( and it will)just remember.......NO HOT ASIAN BITCHES FOR YOU!!!!!

[GraphiteGum]

@cbm08 It won't happen in 2012 though will it?... SO YOU JUST GOT POWND!!!...

And asian "Bitches" aren;t attracted to idiots... such as yourself.. so you can go around Asia humping Panda's for all they care :).

[cbm08]

@GraphiteGum Pandas need love too...lol

[MOOMISS1]

@cbm08 true that so no more bieber come in from canada

[userman21350]

This movie was definitely some ol bullshit. The governor Arnold impersonator was pretty funny though.

[TheQaz95]

Rescue Ship = Made in China

[JagSmakarSkit]

A planet or... well, I can't remember, but something is going to collide with Earth in 2150... TWENTY ONE FIFTY. There's no "oh, fuck, we're gonna die in 2012," you're just a retard.

[emeraldthechao174]

If this film just had the destruction and about 20% being the characters then I would have liked it. Roland Emerich is god at disasters but sucks the big one at doing characters. I can ignore the stupid stuff since it's made by him.

[rangergxi]

I got what I expected from this movie.

[rangergxi]

Dont be drinking when you watch this.

[Darahcos]

Anyone who thinks the world is going to end come 2012 should kill themselves when it doesn't end. Just so the world is a little less stupid.

[rangergxi]

@Darahcos Im sure we will see a few mass suicides and crazy people in 2012.

[Villesanti]

Guys you have to admit that this movie delivers what it intends.

[MeowMixHD]

it's not only that, the Mayan Calender just simply ends. December 21 is the last day on the Mayan Calender, and on that day all this shit is suppose to happen... it's dumb :D

[TheMOVIECRITICman]

well of course he says its his last disaster movie ecause he knows the worlds gonna end in 2 years! :D

[YuuzahnDragon]

Oh shit!!! the negro was right LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[muninen]

and the review ends when everyone starts laughing so hard they cant speak anymore.

[TwilightLuvvverxxx]

The Mayans totally knew! It's like really? cause their civilization died out thousandsof years ago so they clearly weren't THAT good at claravoyance! LMAO

[Kaboom62]

THE THING IS! the world WILL EVENTUALLY END! its not posible for it to end during 2012, our galaxy is, in my opinion, too young, it is enevitable that our sun will go supernova and destroy our galaxy, but wed probably move on by then.

[jakestellwag]

I really wanted to see this movie in theaters and the effects look amazing. The actor playing the dad (I forget his name) did a phenominal job in the movie 1408 by stephen king.

[BlestTheJediThug]

holy shit lol that last part lmao

[Gryfu1]

The only reason people think this movie is bad is because they don't believe the world will end in 2012. I don't believe it will end in 2012 either, but the point of the movie isn't to scare you or anything.

[wicNKWD37]

how can you belive something a people who ripped out hearts from people as sacrifices to the sun?

[DedZero]

watch this in imax and you'll be part of the destruction!

[AmericaJustin]

This Movie was More Entertaining than "Hot Tub Time Machine."

[jonnavdpas]

Dammit guys you dissapionted me! I was so totally expecting you to play the air guitar at the beginning while singing "It's the end of the world as we know it"! xD

[maxpaynekat]

The world will not fucking end in 2012

[queenrocks21]

When the film first started, I really thought the special effects were spectacular, but towards the end due to the excessive amount of CGI, I got numbed to the destruction. I also thought that John Cusacks character was so weak. High Rental

[rmadrid10figo]

could i borrow that Growthing ray for 2 secs please.....

[SilyeahNORWAY]

The last part was fucking hilarious .. xD Lol

[StylemasterKaze]

Ok you fucks are retarded!

first the mayans are not the only people who predicted 2012.

And 2012 doesn't mean the end of the world its the apocalypse.

The apocalypse means i time of radical change. don't believe in this hollywood bullshit. just know what ever can happen may happen

[DarthCadeous501]

@StylemasterKaze

The track record for "radical change" hasn't been good. Y2K, 6/6/06, an so on.

[locketom]

anyone ever consider that the mayans just ran out of room on their calander, or that they said "meh we can stop here, no one else will notice"

[partymonster411]

apparently the mians were drunk when they did this

[mickadude]

ok those mother f***** in the front war'nt lucky but the ones behind must survive! lmfao

[ingodidoubt]

hollywood sure sucks now.

[TheMaineLobstah]

Shit Falling Over : The Movie

(that shit also includes the plot)

[AmericaJustin]

I Wish the Movie was in 3D. It would've been Insane.

[tehfortunateson]

this movie sucked @ss

[SubsReviews]

@Girisgreencrazeiful eat a dick

[yesterdayihadtoast]

0:01 epic face on the kids behalf

[DannySayChow]

finally watched this yesterday. I thought it was way too long for its own good. It really dragged at parts

[mikethedevil10]

Anyone who believes the world will end on 2012 is is quite simply retarded.

[rayquezaEXD]

@mikethedevil10 You cant prove it wont happen!!!

reference: futurama

[mrm64]

@mikethedevil10 Thank you. When December of 2012 comes im gona laugh at my roof top and scream "HAAHAHAHA! FOOLS!!!"

[TheDM75]

@mikethedevil10 Just for curiosity... what do you know? -.- It can end in 2012 like it can end in 2030 or 3020...

[mikethedevil10]

@TheDM75 I'm not saying the world will never end. I'm merely applying the use of logic and common sense. i.e. I don't believe the world will end just because some dead civilization says it will.

[TheDM75]

@mikethedevil10 what common sense? lol they dont know shit, neither do you.

[mikethedevil10]

@TheDM75 *sigh* Yes, that is the point i'm making. NOBODY knows when the world will end. Chill out dude.

[TheDM75]

@mikethedevil10 you said anyone who believed in 2012 (End of the world) is retarded... not quite the same... im chilled you're the one making no sense.

[BigBossMan538]

@mikethedevil10 Amen to that bro. ;D

[graphicfable]

@mikethedevil10: "is is"

[graphicfable]

@mikethedevil10: "is is"

thumbs up people

[mikethedevil10]

@graphicfable and...?

[Xmusicforever7x]

@mikethedevil10 it wont it will be a new ERA ( as i've been told)

era means new time

[Chopofiev]

@mikethedevil10 yea, justin bieber happened like 1 year ago.

[TheLilIdiot]

@mikethedevil10 ^this

[S1ack3rB0y13]

this movie was GARBAGE

[Necrotwilly]

why were there almost no kids on the ark? That's my main gripe with the movie, no common sense in it.

[S1ack3rB0y13]

@Necrotwilly thats right man kids r the future

[TheForrestproducts]

2 and a half hours of RUNNING there is so much running in this film there's a earthquake run, there's a volcano cloud run, there's a giant wave run

[theman11211994]

i hate how at the end of the movie they save the rich people that selfishly saved themselfs.

[argentsoulsilver]

C'est le pire film que j'ai jamais vu. En grand navet.

LMFAO i laughed so much when they dropped the bridge ROFL!!! xDDD