Michael's Traumatic Birth

[GuitarsRgood]

the volume was low in the first 9 seconds, so i turned it up and at 0:10 my heart jumped!!

[KelseyBeePink]

DAT DARK KNIGHT

[nootacat]

How do you make bad quality sound????

[MrSlayer543]

0:52 ALIEN MICHEAL STRIKES AGAIN

[zerrierslizer1]

pyjama time?

[BarnacleGooseInvalid]

i was eating cornflakes from the box and now they're all over my keyboard

funniest michael rosen video

[tpops123]

It makes it even funnier that he's actually seen these too.

[punisher1045]

the hip hoooooooooohhhhhhh

[troopman4]

0:52 MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

[MetallicDoom16]

heavy weapons guy!

[Travisido]

I was broight here from Eshap.

[mrimpossibel]

R.I.P guys with headphones

[xXPheonix188]

Brilliant! 

[AsymptoteInverse]

"When I was one...QW-W-W-W-W Wonanna." 0:30

[TehEvilWolf]

so stupid

[ThomasPercy99]

My ears!

[tronlgrid69]

I BECAME MY SISTER!

[PsychoSlipknotSocial]

i died laughing....0:52

[InnisDeceit3]

WONANOW @ :31

[LtSurge659]

0:37

HOOVY

[sixstringsFTW]

wanano!

[FeedEgg]

@Blairthekittykat dont watch youtube poop with headphones on

[FeedEgg]

that was great my stomach hurts from laughing

[RYNOPro]

0:38 when I was "8", I had nightmares looking at Michael's mugshot

[Ty82000]

I think half of these views are from me alone...

[KitaxNekoSama57]

0:52 WHAT THE F-

[AdelaisAer]

I shat my pants at 0:26. JESUS...WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT THING.

[NekuChibi]

R.I.P headphone users.

[EdBinx]

I'm still trying to figure out if his neck more resembles a vagina or a Cardassian's forehead ?

[TheBell89]

oh my dear lord.... this video almost killed me lol weve all heard the expression lmfao well i was actually lmfaoing amazing rosen poop sir very well made lol

[CHamlin86]

I'm givin' you all HeRpEs AA AAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[carcreator206]

honanno

[superior757]

i just wet laughing at this now... im sure anyone that watches this will do the same as me... xD

[Xoxinwulf]

I about died from 00:50 - 00:54

[Vix847]

Song at 0:54?

[carcreator206]

press 4 to shit brix

[carcreator206]

beeeh  wowowowap

[mogadonia]

Fucken funny when his head expands

[OPELxGUY]

i cant stop laughing xD

[Tr0ll321]

btw WTFs with that guy at 0:37 ??!!?!

[Windows7Guy876]

@Tr0ll321 That's Heavy Weapons Guy from Team Fortress 2.

[newking12498]

one word... WTF!

[Tr0ll321]

RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFLL­LLLLLLLLLLLL I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD

[LucyLabrador1]

0:17 he sounds like a Dalek

[xKoblec]

0:09 made me flinch..

[Pwnage195]

@xKoblec 2 for flinching

[epicguy103]

should've been named 'michael's tramatic ear-rape extrava-palooza'

[ThemOldaBoys]

0:35 - Wait. If there was going to be a Heavy breathing through his nose, wouldn't it have been the more obvious one?

[Z62KK]

Hold 7 for " Jizz "

[SovietUnion100]

when i was 8 i became my sister LOLWTF???

[XLazyPurpleX]

FULLSCREEN OR NOTHING

[ZakuroYukimoto]

I heard some Tiësto at :55

[NATGOLEON]

hold 6.

[TacoMoFoKo]

OMG when his head blows up it is mad scary but extremely funny XD

[Gamerdude4411]

i think i heard the "N word" in there somewhere :O

[Mirage521]

He was born today? ...Dam he doesn't age well...

[sweredom]

0.45 =best part

[AustinMazenSafadi]

PAJAMA TIME.

[benjiboi199555]

0:27 watched that at 2 am and couldent sleep afterwards. scared me D:

[theweirdguy1992]

wanana

[zarzobb]

0:30 lolololol

[awesomemann1234]

Everyone says "0:52 is my fav pawt" I say, that 0:00 made me spit out my drink all over my computer. "BEEEEEEP b-w-w-w-w-w-w-w...hw-w-w-w-w..­."

[123artme123]

*inhales deeply...*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM­MMM"

[LucyLabrador1]

0:52 is the best!

[Perszeusz]

0:52 Michael Rosen has reached critical mass!

[123artme123]

hahahaaha 0:52 was AMAZING

[LambdaGam3r]

Thumbs up if DasBoSchitt challenged you to come here.

[MaxRideWizardLord]

What is the music name at 00:56 ?

[CaptainJarate]

You gave me drain bamage. 

[BymysideyoulldieXD]

I showed 0:52 to a friend... Now, I have no speakers...

[geno344]

When i was eeeeee-8 i became my sister!

[BymysideyoulldieXD]

WTF?! (in a good way of course)

[kokocloock]

Lol

[TakeMeToInfiniity]

I fucking died at 0:52

[FliesEye]

Me and my friend are actualy rofling! My sides hurt

[something1523]

I cracked up when he blew his head up

[aloneinthedark94]

i mean 7 lol

[aloneinthedark94]

"when i was 8 i hit a dogs dick." XD

[Redracker6]

@aloneinthedark94 It's "I ate the dog's dick."

[DK81344]

0:52 um wow! I wish i could do that with my head!

[BrownyTCat]

What the fuck is with his throat

[XxJAMMY22xX]

Heavy from TF2 at 0:37!

[Snakemast345]

My favorite was 0:55.

[tubey1997alt]

Oh my god i havent laughed so hard in my life XD

[Slawek361Powrot]

I <33 this pUup :D

[SQron187]

I cannot believe the little pitch shifting pattern/tune/whatever else you call it of yours did not appear in the video.

[flintflint128]

Hold down 6.

[NickUmm]

The hip, ho-oh, I'm giving you all herpes.

[darthkahn45]

00:14 "AH AHHHHHHHHEIwas born to-day"

[zcheeseolly]

The scariest poop I've ever seen!

[POOPTURTLE]

This gets funnier every time I watch it. Especially 0:52.

[LightRP]

When I was 8 I became my sister

[Comickid15]

I'm giving you all herpes.

[trainlover567]

0:52 fog horn 

[call1800yougotpwd]

I :======(_) dis vid 8 TIMES and stil xD + pissd ma pats da 8h timessssdnhfbn...

[thatoneeyedkid]

When I was 3 4 5 6 I eh I eh 7 chchchchchchchch I ate the dogs dick

[Comickid15]

@thatoneeyedkid When I was eeeeeeeight I became a sista.

[Gadzooxtian]

This is the best thing I seen on the youtubes!

[call1800yougotpwd]

@Gadzooxtian Seananner's refrence? "Do You Play The Halos?"

[oddmanout1792]

this is the best poop

[MrFoxah]

Poor dog without PAINIS.

[TheBadDem0Man]

wen i was 3 4 5 6 i i ii i eat the dogs dick

[TheKillCommander]

ONANO!

[filsekfil]

''when I was sever I ate the dogs dick'' that made my day XD

[OxKaguya]

I actually lol'd.

[CaptainMcMuffin100]

criken wins

[ParallelEternity]

Coming out of the womb?! I'm pretty sure he can remember being concieved as well!! XD

[MrVgcatsrulez12]

the fuck is that thing on his neck ._.

[ChristianU2ubeh]

@MrVgcatsrulez12 A vagina, of course. 

[Qtheman3456]

0:52

Best three seconds of my life ever (arguably)

[timesplitter2512]

your best vid

[Malice720]

its like being possesed by a [insert word here]

[ID345891]

when i was eight, i became mah sistah

[46587985231]

Whats the song thats before eminem???

[MsPavel93]

0:38 team fortress 2 heavy

[Sporyi]

0:52 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ELMITLON]

HAHAHAHA 52 OH MY FUCKING GOD HAHAHAHA

[TheeMikester]

0:10 lmfao

[K0hijinOST]

gotobedgotobedgotobedgotobed

[lamplight5]

whos the guy at the end of the video after mc hammer

[giganticproblem666]

@lamplight5 santa

[5282890]

@giganticproblem666 can you teatch me how to do 0:52 ?

[sukitrebek]

@lamplight5 lol at santa answer... it's eminem :)

[ItsMeWario2]

@lamplight5 Eminem. It's from the music video "Just lose it"

[lolroflbbq20]

@lamplight5 eminem

[hugo33100]

@lamplight5 Eminem 

[Satanskipferl]

the rarararararap xD

[Yasiek89]

God dammit it's the most fu---- up video I ever seen.

[PJAMAZ]

this video is a jakesteel0121 emulator

[Evaldas256]

Watching this with speakers is awesome :D

[RahRahGoodyGoody]

I laughed, I cried, I came.

[Raiden1091]

@RahRahGoodyGoody Me too.

[EclipseHedgehog]

:27 OH GOD

[KayCato]

this made softly lol for the first 50 seconds but when it hit 52 seconds i could not control it anymore, awesome vid XD

[ninjaof]

0:25 i suscribed

[Supervictor1211]

0:53 i subbed

[H4L0K1LL4]

I ate the dogs dick!

[xxxhentaikingxxx]

Hip, haaaaah I'm givin' you all herpes.

[Jimnu991]

 0:32 wananoh

[YYFFZZ]

lol XD

best video ever

[TenouHaruka0]

I literally couldn't stop myself from laughing. Room full of people staring at me...:D

[Sebatiger]

watawtaw4twewa333w3

[XMasterZing]

Had me in tears five seconds in.

[beavez4456]

when i was 3,4,5,6, i ate 7

[Cornbread521]

favorited for 0:01

[piewinder]

0:52 = massive exploding laughter of DOOM (invader zim reference lol)

[0267lover]

LMFAO

[OcramSilem]

I was SaS

[MisterSally]

"poor lad"

Are you British?

By the way, search for "katiethesinger123" and poop her.

[Reptiloid87]

HIP HOH

[BluKrbygrl]

@blacklion90000

How can you NOT like this stuff? It's HILARIOUS! I love how random it is! Both the pooper and the main character of the poop did such a great job with this! xD

[joototanoin]

how did you do 0:52 ???

[thedonoftrek]

You speak of peace, and yet you try to stir up trouble?

You, good sir are a hypocrite.

[blacklion90000]

no i am just saying how can people find this funny

[MaxxPower101]

Favourited for 0:52 alone.

[TheDashingHero]

@MaxxPower101 Agreed.

[SwamiEpstein]

When I was 3, 4, 5, 6 i ate i ate

Seven! Et yah

[Arctures]

that poor dog :(

[nomedeusuarionaodisp]

I believe this is the highest amount of Nightmare Fuel I've seen in your videos.

[impishrazor]

0:52

Holy shit

[Masterkiller9000]

Lol in that part, I just fell down because I laughted too much! XD

[triggerhappy77707]

@impishrazor ohlolz

[spankrod]

When I was eight, I became my sister.

[rushnerd]

wow.

[ebfjzfiibg]

Michael does the fucking scariest skodwarde impersonations I've ever seen.

[Kilgamesh]

0:26 is something that has managed to scare me in a long while.

[TweekSCO]

0:53 will never get old, holy shit

[kellypinkhair]

that was fucking fantastic

AGAIN, AGAIN.

[ChuckIeNuts2000]

alright stop