dave chapelle - def comedy jam (2nd appearance)

[SilverGenocide]

FUKKIN EH!!..IM WHITE!!!

[supersayian5x]

Doesn't quite blow off my tongue correctly.

[valenn10]

this is so racist.

[mjwible27]

@valenn10 how so? It's funny and he's keeping it real.

[Zaimulwaie]

I love dave chapelle cause he's genuinely funny. he's material is awesome. he doesn't need to be racist or whatever like katt williams. so he's in a way funnier!

[supersayian5x]

Dave Chappelle def comedy jam 2nd apperance is now open for suggestions- Dave's 1600 voice.

[Kaylaaa22]

6:40... lmaoooo

[TheSoundOfATitan]

LOL my dude Chapizzle is a fuckn comedic genius TAXI!! JUST CHECKIN

[markschiff100]

Haha very funny. Check out some real comedy when you add/subscribe to my channel.

[SuperCitrusFruit]

YESSS DAVEEE!!

[asaluste007]

Legend :D

[juliegordon2012]

Just Found Jmon Drake headlines Video!!!!!!!! It is Hilarious. He actually has skillz on the MIC.. GREAT VID...One Question WHO the HELL is That GUY sitting next to Jmon

[BboyJovi]

White people in the audience *slides down seat from awkwardness*

lol

[TheCaptinclaw]

Haawoooold on... Motherfffucker..!! LMFAAOOOO!!

[11louisse]

finally someone to say who gives a fuck who says nigger

[Catcherintherye11111]

dave chappelle emerged and comedy was born

[SuperMhouston]

@Catcherintherye11111 martin was great too

[freshjaygame]

@ dumbly...don't you ever get tired of kissin my black ass.....lmao....

[DumblyBrilliant]

Don't black people EVER get tired of racist humour?

[Gfox350]

@DumblyBrilliant nope

[SuperPhdiva]

@DumblyBrilliant Do you know every single black person in this country? So stop with the generalizations.

[Konfliktb]

@DumblyBrilliant you should be quiet. . .

You should x out the second half of your name 

[DumblyBrilliant]

@Konfliktb Let me guess.... You and all of your friends both got together in the place you meet and once you had beaten up and thrown out the old lady that was using the phone booth, you sat together for four hours and finally came up with that fantastic come back and then hustled over the Internet Cafe so you could write it here. Then you decided to go for a beer so you mugged some school children to get the money. Oh. And you vote democrat because you love your victim status?

[Konfliktb]

@DumblyBrilliant Yea never mind what I said about your name. . . it's perfectly fitting. just Like your reply. You and Your name make absolutely no sense.... I had to look back to remember what I wrote your dumbass. and It still doesnt make sense. Good Day DumbSmart

[DumblyBrilliant]

@Konfliktb Oooo!

[spxeli]

@DumblyBrilliant if you have a problem with black people, why are you watching this video?

[KTYork90]

Lmfao TAXI ERRRRRRRRR Just Checking

[bigddagenius]

he feels delicious

[boolz]

opie and anthony sent us.. thumbs up

[bigddagenius]

@boolz no, i sent myself here

[MrIsmailmian24]

hold on......................muthaf­ucka

[IKaeso]

'sounds beautiful' - I love his voice when he's saying it

[joashsal]

retard below me.

[reerrdboiz]

I didnt like dave chappell at first because i thought only europeans and all types of other caucasion people liked him turns out hes funny as shit and white and black are two colors in a crayola box that does not apply to any humans ive never seen a white man white nor black man but any how i figured if a lot of caucasion people thinks he's funny it must be lame not to say caucasions cant be funny ive seen a few but not many were just diffrent

[sawmakai]

@reerrdboiz okay enough of the philosophy just watch and comment abt the video

[bigddagenius]

@reerrdboiz what

[jasvirdi17]

absolute, unadulterated brilliance

[troy41830]

ebbeneezer, why dont we call them nigger for short, the whole meeting went crazy, niggers niggers niggers...lol

[splendidaDolce]

Just checkin?!!!?! Lmaoooooo tooooo funny

[MrHillRoxx]

Black Comedians are Funny as fuck(I am black btw)

@NovusOrdo2012 you are stupid

[Tomoveswiftly]

@NovusOrdo2012

Doesn't the,"(I'm white btw) Contradicts everything you just typed?

(I'm a moose btw)

[MrIsmailmian24]

shellis TAKIN A SHIT

[CrispyAndDelicious]

taxi ...... just checking 

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

oh... uh... "I'm white and I like it."

[CardiganSnoopy]

Comment 3,000! 

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

He's usually funny but this skit sucked. The problem is that it was too damn long.

[dim2thesum]

too bad this isnt a skit, it's stand up comedy. It can be as short as a few minutes to 2 hours if you'eve been to one. And this "skit" is funny.

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

@dim2thesum

Regardless of what it is. I called it a skit because it's part of his schtick. You know what I mean... so most of your reply was a waste of time. But no... this skit is not funny. If you were right, I would agree with you. He's certainly better than that joke.

[dim2thesum]

@itcanbecheezcaketime thumbs up for this homo who doesnt know comedy

[itcanbecheezcaketime]

@dim2thesum

Maybe I should be a douche like you and criticize people for their opinions because they differ from mine. You're an asshole. I'm done feeding the troll. Go fuck yourself.

[jabuhrer1]

@NovusOrdo2012 Yeah, I think it's basically the same thing as all the morons on youtube that say "Hey I'm only 12 and I like this song!" No one gives a fuck. You don't get extra credit on this shit.

[Danipower0204]

Taxi! eeerh! Just checkin

[az0950334]

wtf with the sound 

[dtrides19]

It's kind of like watching a dead man do comedy, where the fuck is DAVE?!

[stfwho]

Origin of the word Nigger comes from the Spanish word "negro" and the French word "negre"which both mean "black".

[1950jamiecosgrove]

it cracked me up, if you need another laugh, check out my video, beat up and raped@1950jamiecosgrove

[sharemysoul1]

any body get uptight bout that has racist probs. funny man funny lighten upl white man from motown

[sharemysoul1]

@sharemysoul1 as a matter of fact hes makn funa racist and that comes in all colors. lmao

[Krazed90]

lol love when they make fun of white people

[IdentifeyeMyself]

@NovusOrdo2012 Dude, I think given the subject matter of this piece race is obviously the most relative topic after how funny the piece was. Is it wrong that Dave Chapelle made fun of white people? It's not for me to say- but a huge topic in comedy today is race and in a media where, I feel, there are more successful black comedians on TV than white comedians, whites do take a lot of heat in mass-media comedy (finally a taste of our own medicine). Butgiventhenatureofthepiece,hi­scommentisntracist

[HOMEnHIGH]

@NovusOrdo2012 ...im brown and i agree

[ezrarojer]

TAXI!! just checkin! LMFAO

[TheLegaljunkie]

I BET SHIRLEY IS MAD AT HER MOMMA. LOL

[badboy242]

HOLD ON...MUTHA FUCKER!!!

[toxic2k7]

@NovusOrdo2012 so fucking what if you are 'white btw'....im white btw

[57worldwide]

@NovusOrdo2012 That's such a good analagy. I'm truly impressed.

[boredfun91]

@57worldwide hahaha

[Gioisfunny]

@NovusOrdo2012 you just did it lol

[57worldwide]

@Gioisfunny No, they didn't. They didn't say 'I'm White and like Dave Chappelle.'

They stated - 'What does you race have to do with enjoying a comedy act. I'm White (and that isn't relevant to wether or not I like this comedy act, it is relevant to making the reference to Dave Chappelle and Tupac videos with comments such as "im white and like it").'

I hope you were trolling and didn't actually think they contradicted themselves.

[Gioisfunny]

@57worldwide well i just thought it was kinda funny that he said im white by the way right at the end lol

[57worldwide]

@Gioisfunny Look at it like this: "I don't like it when someone says `I'm from New Zealand and I like X,´ as though being from New Zealand has anything to do with liking X. I'm from New Zealand, by the way."

X being anything, myself being from New Zealand. You could see the point even if I said "I don't like it when someone says `I'm from Germany and I like representative democracy,´ what does being from Germany have to do with representative democracy? I'm not from Germany by the way."

[Miltonboss50]

for those who don't like the video. Is simple if you are white and don't like the truth, just go and see your own comedians, is what i do when i see some white talking shit about blacks.

[Miltonboss50]

wow this guy is good comedian. Thank you

[TheEThANTOM]

pick that cotton NIGGER . lmao :)

[synide9]

nigger is actually "black" in latin. real spit

[JayWhiss]

@synide9 no retard "negro" is spanish for black, and you sounded so sure of yourself lol

[KaineeniaK]

@JayWhiss  lol forreal

[luna131cc]

Dave Chapelle is pure genius! :)

[FlyMulaEnt]

TAXI!!!!...... Rrrttt!! Just checking!! lmao

[MrMrDash]

6:42 lol

[Hoelstadt]

the taxi joke has gone down in history.. pure genius.

[Blacksmith200]

LOOOOOOL 

[kellys1999]

DAMN this video is old.! Great upload though, he is the funniest.!

[SeySey87]

omfg this is the funniest shit ive seen in a while, that voice he does of the white guy had me in tears...fuck today! im white! *does stupid happy walk* taxi! *taxi stop* jus checkin *thumbs up wink*

[tupac4lief]

wich pixel do i look at? the third one or the fourth on.

[orauf1]

I am brown and I like this too!! Lmfao

Buri think I might not have liked it if I was yellow!

But it's cool. Cuz I'm not. You know what I mean?

[sportsfan9217]

and when he is trying to come up with the name, his voice kind of sounds like katt williams haaha

[sportsfan9217]

idc what race you are. this stuff is funny right here. i love dave chappelle

[WaterzEdge]

Oh the possibilities....lmbao! Comedic Genius.

[kerryshizzle97]

So funny that i don't care its in 240p

[FootbalFutbolS0ccer]

i can do whatever im white

[TEACHYOUTEEWHY]

@FootbalFutbolS0ccer Then you can call me the N Word socially, right?

[FootbalFutbolS0ccer]

@TEACHYOUTEEWHY its a joke dude chill out

[TEACHYOUTEEWHY]

@FootbalFutbolS0ccer I asked you a question out of humbleness, not out of anger. Sheesh.

[FootbalFutbolS0ccer]

@TEACHYOUTEEWHY yo man my bad u cant tell someones mood on the internet...

=)?

[TEACHYOUTEEWHY]

@FootbalFutbolS0ccer You can always tell by the exclamation mark but I never put it there. I'm saying.

[FootbalFutbolS0ccer]

@TEACHYOUTEEWHY idont get it

[TEACHYOUTEEWHY]

@FootbalFutbolS0ccer This is when you would tell somebody to chill out, if I said it like this (THEN YOU CAN CALL ME THE N WORD, SOCIALLY, RIGHT?!!) That's when you tell people to chill out because they got the exclamation mark at the end of the sentence. Just saying.

[ThomsonCory]

Fucken A im white! This is Awesome.

[hjfh83]

What a great question! I miss dave chappelle. I hope he tours again someday.

[joedog1981]

hey draconus do you really have to give the definition of a satirist? guess you figure people watching this wouldnt know what it means

[Halayn2010]

Taxi!

Err

Just checkin.(:

[da26jourcooper]

This was funny

But I expected more from my nigga Chappelle

[DraconusStar]

@da26jourcooper he was actually less funny back then. That was before he became a satirist, meaning he talks about the world and etc and race and edgy stuff that is funny.

[del4cruz]

I clicked on this thinking it was def jam poetry and got mad because he wasnt saying a poem.. LOL

[supersayian5x]

@del4cruz Does it say def comedy jam poetry. NO

[xbeeboyx]

ignore my post. forgot I clicked on def comedy jam.... not def poetry jam

[xbeeboyx]

lol oops ignore that last post... im kinda tired

[xbeeboyx]

not tryin to hate on the king of of comedy but... this is poetry how?

[mjisdabest14]

get off ma got damn porch you ... WEINER !!!!!!! lmfao

[TSGS21]

The whole court went CRAZY! LOL had my ass crying man.

[DZMPLZ]

Warning: The  first autotune virus...on a comedian..

[truluhvstrugl]

5:39 !!

[qmunnings2]

lol funny as hell

[ezcondition]

"Get off my porch... yoouu Niggar!!"

[adrian14ogk]

Weaj

[TheSmooth9287]

who ever takes offense to this and thinks it racist and not as hilarious comedy relief then do not ever watch him bottom line

[HalfkastHybrid]

@NovusOrdo2012 It could be because the subject matter is poking fun at colonial white people, hence "I'm white, and I enjoyed this" actually means, "I'm white and I'm not offended by this, and even found it humourous".

[kaadauwgg]

.WTF? does D.Chapelle think we as a people be thinking about ?IDK?lynching a couple a whites in the group just because?That was never the"black" way.Now I remb. Y I don't really like all his shit.As a people,esp.black men.we luv w/p,cause we luv whiyte women.I joke about the last part.. kinda.. You know...BACK to the white comedy club with cha' !!!

[kaadauwgg]

.WTF? does D.Chapelle think we as a people be thinking about ?IDK?lynching a couple a whites in the group just because?That was never the"black" way.Now I remb. Y I don't really like all his shit.As a people,esp.black men.we luv w/p,cause we luv whiyte women.I joke about the last part.. kinda.. You know...

[kranked1]

whoever dislikes this has no sense of humour at all..dave is GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dadrew200]

i used to think all white people were happy to be white too. lmfao

[MrCharliesay]

@NovusOrdo2012 Kinda defeats the point if you say your white at the end. whats your race got to do with it?

[RumuhAlg]

maybe I sound stupid now...but did he actually say something in a strange language? :D

btw lmao

[994212]

HOLD ON ...... MUTHAFUCKA

[NCKIUELT]

Fucking comedy! I love this skit!

[t2p]

UNGAWA !!

[anindya753]

he sounds like steve urkel when he impersonates those white people

[stack150]

"REMEMBER GENTLEMEN THEY HAVE THOSE BIG PENISES WE DON'T WANNA FLATER 'EM WE'RE TRYIN TO OFEND 'EM, KEEP IT DIRAAAAAAAGATOY!!!" lmao

[stack150]

You don't understand why his style was the way it was, it's because he was on DEF COMEDY JAM the toughest crowd in the history of comedy.

[downhillwaverunner]

if your racist in this day and age kill your self we dont need you in the 21st century because your mom and dad are fucked in the head does not mean you should be

[Conspiracyknowledge]

"hold on! muthaFUCKA!" hahahahha

[aaron09100]

Can I speak to Sherly please who this is david chapelle hold on motha... lls

[kaminkretys11]

I am white, but damn i love all black jokes!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep it real

[TWebb4]

"Up against the wall niggerrrrrr!" LMAO

[kadycakez]

Hold on muthafucker lmao.

[mycurse67]

351 people are; white, live in the south, own confederate flags, and have no black friends,.. only enimies

[Shadowkidd402]

WEAK!!

[razzerhorn]

up against the wall NIGGER lmao

[guitarguy1685]

just checking.

ahahaha

[AnEwBeGgInNiNg]

LMFAO

This cab don't go to Harlem cuz we don't trust "Niggers" :) LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

[syas13]

The cracker who must've coined the term nigger,must've been Clayton Bigsby's great,great,great,great,great,­great,great,great grand-PAPPY.

[abuaskar69]

HOLD ON MOTHA FUCKA llolll!!!!!!!!!!

[OdoubleTO]

best white guy voice(s) EVER xD

[MaZaRaTiMoDz]

I'm The number 3,490,460 viewer..Thats Cool XD

[johhnyringolevio]

hes acting so black here

[indiaknoles]

why....does the guy at the beginning look like a black rob schneider....

[Tinky1003]

@indiaknoles ahahahahahahaha yeah



[buddaman200522]

@indiaknoles because he is the black rob schneider!!!! lmao

[indiaknoles]

@buddaman200522 Lmao I need to know that guy's name so I can make him THE official black rob schneider

[buddaman200522]

@indiaknoles I think it's Guy Torry

[Damien120]

@buddaman200522

Joe Torry....Guy is his little brother.

[snakekilla]

LMFAO "taxi (err) Just checkin" lmmfao hilarious

[Sileni]

He...... is just the type of comedian to leave you with food for thought!

[xs3bx]

Fuckin' A im white!

[RealTalkKasper]

wow they kno u with me lol

[jesusyarrup]

eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! winner winers lol

[htowntexas44]

Shirley's taking a shit! She'll call you back! LMAO

[HomieVidz]

taxi! errrrrrrh... just checkin! BOOM lmaoooo

[bissoc14]

Dave looked like he was over doing it. Glad he changed his style

[Mugen123456789]

@bissoc14 He had to to get noticed, then when he gained some popularity he could be more chill and natural on stage.

[PIGMASKVSJIGSAW]

im white n i laughed my ass off

[Conspiracyknowledge]

@PIGMASKVSJIGSAW now why cant we have more people like you

[MaxFlared]

@PIGMASKVSJIGSAW congradulations that you're white and you laughed your ass off. otherwise it wouldn't have been the same :l

[acdnan]

@PIGMASKVSJIGSAW humour knows no race my brother

[HomeBoyMuzik773]

@PIGMASKVSJIGSAW wonder y

[bumpo555]

UN GAWA! its alright they know your with me! lol

[kmbrsaun8]

@bumpo555 thats cool

[jacktennesee]

I don't like this, if i was one one of those white people in the audiance i would have walked it. Its pretty fucking racist.